Even the DH says Rob is good looking. He's been cool ever since my lil secret got out. He googled him. he wanted to see what all the fuss is about. Last night he said (while pointing at a Rob pic) I rather you think this guy is hot than that dipshit Jake Gyllenhaal."
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The fences are a good idea for keeping the crazies at a distance but I still say a couple of tranquilizer darts would do the trick nicely. :)
"So you and your daughter have been here for how many hours? And you chased Kristen with your car? Sure I'll sign your book, just let me get my blowdart, er, I mean pen..."
and to answer the earlier question finally, NO, no ky is EVER needed with rob or the thought of rob or the sight of rob or the mention of rob, oh GOD rob!!! i think i just slightly had myself a unicorn..
Hmmm...just read that there's a *spoiler alert!* slightly different NM scene in which Bella decides to go on a motorcycle ride with one of the dudes she and Jessica encounter after the movie, and of course Edward shows up and is standing right next to her (in her crazy mind) yelling at her not to do it....
Ballsy, yes, I do love the thought of Ed smashing shit up in the other room. Also love the thought of him taking hunks of wood out of the bedframe. Go Mormons!
KY, in the article posted earlier, Rob said he signed into a Paris hotel under the name "Clive Handjob" and the staff was calling him "Monsieur Handjob." Works for me.
im sooo happy to be on the puter now instead of my phone...so much faster! but were having really bad weather and if i lose power now during this awesome robsession i swear i will CRY!
Pocket Edward! That seems like a good place for him.
My favorite giggly Rob moment is when Kristen says "It's like you in Little Ashes" and then Rob does the hyena thing...oh yeah, I already mentioned that the other night!
Seriously, I laughed so hard the first time I watched Twilight with the commentary, I had to keep going back to hear what I missed. Rob could do stand-up comedy. "So what was your motivation behind choosing the Thunderbird and Whale Book Store out of all the others?" Gawd...love him.
Oh, snap...wouldn't it be fun to have a Robward voodoo doll? Only instead of sticking it with pins, we'd only do nice things to it, like stroke its hair and...other things. Could get embarrassing for him when he's in public though.
I love hearing Rob chewing throughout some of the commentary. It's oddly relaxing. He was making me hungry. I was picturing him eating something yummy, like a donut or a hot pocket.
Suz, LMAO! So the doll should come with a trumpet instead of a diploma. What's with the diploma anyway? 'Cause he "matriculates" a lot? heh.
DS, I'm so glad you noticed it too, that Rob was eating through the whole movie. Maybe they had a big bowl of popcorn or something? Rob makes me hungry no matter what he's doing.
Geezo peezo, that old Winger song "Hungry" just popped into my head. WTH! Yes...I had the big permed hair and went to all the metal shows back in the day.
TS, LMFAO at how you spelled bolide's name. I must be drunk.
I so want to make Rob go on a little journey! That's funny, there's a scene almost exactly like that in the Wolverine movie, where a mutant makes the bad guy walk away from the scene of the crime until his feet bleed. We don't want Robbie's feet to bleed though. We'll walk VoodooRob to the nearest airport instead.
Hi smalltowngal...I am one of those too! And no, there is no human more beautiful. In fact there is some debate as to whether Rob is, in fact, human, 'cause I never see any guys like that IRL.
Where in hades did the collars come from? I am so lost.
DS, so glad you could help DH blow his horn, so to speak. Or did you just do it for him?
AHAHA Suz I remember that! But I feel like a wanker because I always thought that he was talking about having bagel crumbs on the shirt that he was wearing during filming.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "baffled but amused" and 10 being "completely terrified," how do you think Rob would feel if he came on here and read the nightly drunken ramblings here?
And as far as you guys are clearing some things up...What the hell is a DH? Your significant other, of couse, but what does it meeeean? I'm missing a lot around here...
TS, I have weird phobias about ff. I have my own ff in my head and I don't like to read anyone else's. Weird, I know. I'm not a prude by any means but I usually don't like ff, as a rule. This is going way back to other stuff I've been into, whether it's TV shows or bands or whatever...I can't explain it.
i would like to think that rob would be completely fucking amused and quite fucking hott and bothered by it. thats my naughty wishful thinkin though...
yay, Ballsy, I'm not the only husbandless one here! I'm assuming DH means "dear hubby." But that's just a guess 'cause I'm clueless around here too!
BTW, thank you all for being so welcoming to me, when I know you've all been friends for awhile around here. I just sort of jump into the fray and hope no one minds. :)
and yes we ARE on fire here tonight, but I hear there's a cream for that.
Fire in the Sky (always on fire, obviously!), I think Rob would be a one or two, also. I don't think much scares him, or phases him. He said he likes "nuts girls...girls who are kind of nuts." I'll be his li'l pecan any day.
My fave ff: Wide Awake, The Sub, The Dom,The Office, Apples and Oranges, and A Love With No Limits (this was done a while ago, a few chapters on what the honeymoon would have been like in BD with all the raunchy details)
For cripe's sake, Tyra Banks said, "Bite me Robert!" and he said...."okay." And did it. And liked it, I'm quite sure. I don't think we'd scare him too much.
Oh, Angry Eeedwaaaard...there's an Angry Suz in the house throwing shit! Come and get her!
I still laugh at stupid Tyra going, "He really bit me!" You asked him to, you wanton woman. Acting all surprised and outraged. She so wanted to do him...telling him how she liked his dirty messy hair thing. She probably DID do him after the show. Wear a raincoat on yer Rob Junior, that's all I'm sayin'!
Hi Shani! I don't know if it's worse or better or whatever either. Oh well...we can look at RobPorn in the meantime.
Boli, you diiii--id! Naaaugghty!
ff with TieGuy? Oh my...hmmmm....
Tyra's a whore. I only say this because I'd do the exact same thing if I were her, only I'd LIKE it when he bit me, and then I'd have to drag him off, cavewoman like, to the Green Room and leave Taylor to entertain the Twifans in the audience while I force Rob to cover me in hideous hickeys so that I have to wear turtlenecks for 3 weeks afterwards.
bolideinthesky...what are we callin you again???ballsy???
yeah i read that she was pullin it the day before she did, so i saved it real quick! on my phone tho so i cant help ya, im sure someone here can...you just gotta find the right person.
Kristen- Jasper is not a major factor and it's 9 chapters I think. Edward is the funny hippie art guy, Bella is funny and a bit immature, Rose gets pregnant by Emmit who is the frat boy with no sense. Jasper and Alice so far from what I've read is together but not a major thing in this story. You'll be ROTFLYAO
The hickeys were just the above the belt part. Or maybe below...wherever he wants to put his mouth is fine with me. I couldn't say the rest or I'd be arrested too. Thank God Rob's over 21 is all I'm sayin'.
Hi! I´ve been coming and going this night Have you listened to this radio interview rob did for Twilight promo, to me it is totally new, and it is very good
Erin said the magic words! ROME ROB. Which gives me a perfect excuse to quote Just A Girl from Random Acts of Rob again: "RomeRob looks as if he was fucked 6 ways to Sunday on his way to the premier." Or something like that. It bears repeating. He's a hairy, messy BEAST in those pictures and I just want to throw him down and ravage him in very illicit ways.
Maybe I'll write my own fanfic. "A funny thing happened on the way to the Rome Book Signing."
Hey, thanks for the interview link, Mechevpao! I haven't heard this one. He's said similar things before but I just love anything new. There's always something new that I haven't heard before, which is sort of amazing when you think about it.
holy shit boli... mcv that writes frenemies also writes apples & oranges. both are VERY good. i personally prefer tie guy...but i liked frenemies a ton too. she is a hella good, funny ass write and a friend of the blog... i wouldn't go calling her a witch. even if you were joking, not cool.
Yeah, I deleted that. I didn't mean to offend, I was just trying to express the frustration and pain of a blue vagina. LOL I got out of hand. My apologies. ;-)
DS~ Thank you so much!!! You're one of my heroes. Fo-real-yo
Big smooches to Jen for sending me the pictures, source of the shots is on the bottom of the pics.
i love the hair too. omg i want to run my fingers through it. rob is so beautiful
ReplyDeleteahh yummy , i loooooove is hair .
ReplyDeletei left a comment but it disappeared.love the pic andGOZDE you are in my thoughts, i hope everything is ok
ReplyDeletethe sun setting in the background....its making me swoon!!
ReplyDeletesun rising...ooopppppsss
ReplyDeleteahhh Ten ~ MB
ReplyDeleteyou are such a romantic...
mmwwah
That is some mad hair Robward is sporting! Or is it windy? Who cares? Hot. Very hot.
ReplyDeleteHot yes.
ReplyDeleteBut spooky, these photos kind of make me sad, caged Rob trapped by his weird new life. Ah well at least he's safe behind the barrier.
That face!
ReplyDeleteEven the DH says Rob is good looking. He's been cool ever since my lil secret got out. He googled him. he wanted to see what all the fuss is about. Last night he said (while pointing at a Rob pic) I rather you think this guy is hot than that dipshit Jake Gyllenhaal."
Where the f*ck...
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the sweetsweet tunage?
is this where we are now?
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and I'll say it again. The fences are a good idea for keeping the crazies at a distance but I still say a couple of tranquilizer darts would do the trick nicely. :)
ReplyDelete"So you and your daughter have been here for how many hours? And you chased Kristen with your car? Sure I'll sign your book, just let me get my blowdart, er, I mean pen..."
thats peeps
ReplyDeleteI see who my real friends are..
left my drunk azz back there...
sheesh
It's like you guys are bar hopping.
ReplyDeleteEmily..
ReplyDeleteThat was fuking BRILLIANT!
xxx
and to answer the earlier question finally, NO, no ky is EVER needed with rob or the thought of rob or the sight of rob or the mention of rob, oh GOD rob!!! i think i just slightly had myself a unicorn..
ReplyDeleteky are my initials babe...
it's all good KY
ReplyDelete(why am I giggling, typing that?)
Clive Handjob makes me giggle, too
Emily....LOL
ReplyDeleteWTF.... not even a crumb trail to lead the way???
ReplyDelete:(
ReplyDeleteTotally agree Ten about the sun setting, rising...whatever. Doesn't matter what time of day it is, he is incapable of looking bad.
ReplyDeleteSuz, you're brilliant. I'm always laughing at your comments, along with everyone else's. You ladies are awesome.
Love it, Emily!
ReplyDeleteI think Clive Handjob and KY belong together.
Hmmm...just read that there's a *spoiler alert!* slightly different NM scene in which Bella decides to go on a motorcycle ride with one of the dudes she and Jessica encounter after the movie, and of course Edward shows up and is standing right next to her (in her crazy mind) yelling at her not to do it....
Emily~ rob looking bad far and few between.....hes perfection...
ReplyDeletesomebody better find Leann and make it right...
ReplyDeleteleft her in the old thread all by her lonesome..
NAWTY! No Rob for you!
Leann ~ you found us...phew
ReplyDeleteHmm, interesting Leann. I'm fine with that. Angry Edward is hot.
ReplyDeleteNOT TO DO THE BIKERS?
ReplyDeleteWaaaitaminute... Oh. My bad.
ReplyDeleteawww Emily.. thanks.
ReplyDeleteWe are some bloody fun peeps, ain't we.
{hugs}
i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack bbs!
ReplyDeletewhat's good?
How the motorcycle scene goes in Leann's (crazy) mind:
ReplyDeleteLeann, er, Bella: "Sure, scary bar dude who's too old for me...I'd love to go for a ride on your hot rod!"
Edward: "No, Leann, I mean, Bella! Ride my hot rod instead."
Leann: "Just make sure you put on a helmet."
I'm going to hell.
Hey TS! you found us...
ReplyDeleteRobhysteria
ReplyDeletet: i'm good like that ;)
ReplyDeleteand damn... leave for a few minutes and THREE new rob posts go up? i love this blog!
L~ breathe.... is this what rob caged does to you???
ReplyDeleteYour right, Emily. Angry Edward is hot.
ReplyDeleteReally, any Edward is hot.
Try to find a not-hot Edward moment.
Anyone?
*crickets*
TS~ under control....
ReplyDeleteawww caged rob makes me think about pe... he's been in his cage for a while now... poor fella :(
ReplyDeleteTS should we get PE for an adventure??
ReplyDeleteOk. In NM. When the Cullens all sit down to have "the talk" with Bella...does anyone else love the thought of Edward smashing shit in the other room.
ReplyDeleteMm.
Is that odd...?
TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI still fucking love you!
hey 30! you came back!
ReplyDeleteand will someone explain clive handjob to me?
T~caged Edward IS hot. (Caged Rob makes me a little sad, but that does not agree with the wine I'm drinking.)
ReplyDeleteI guess with Edward, it'd be a HOT ROB instead of a hot rod.
Robfucius say, "Man who goes to bed with hard problem wakes up with answer in hand."
B~ edward smashing stuff in the other room is find of hawt... kind of like angry rob??
ReplyDeleteI love angry sex.
ReplyDeleteso angry Eddie works for Susan
(was that wrong?)
suz!!! i love you tenfold!!!
ReplyDeleteand now i've got the vv with orange soda... pure fucking win!
t: yes, pe needs an adventure... domward?
Ten~ You know it.
ReplyDeleteSuz~ Nawwwty.
Ballsy, yes, I do love the thought of Ed smashing shit up in the other room. Also love the thought of him taking hunks of wood out of the bedframe. Go Mormons!
ReplyDeleteKY, in the article posted earlier, Rob said he signed into a Paris hotel under the name "Clive Handjob" and the staff was calling him "Monsieur Handjob." Works for me.
T~your avi is fucking killing me here. i think my last pair of panties just dissolved. dammit, i just did laundry TODAY! see what you do to me rob!
ReplyDeleteTS
ReplyDeleteyes
yes
yes
(she cries with passion)
PE + Domward diorama = WIN
Orange and VV... yum
TS~ IDK ... I need to think about this... you seen dossier pe right??/
ReplyDeleteoh shit. i think clive handjob and KY belong together too then!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad because I always felt like a f*cking creep for finding that part of the book sexy.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't know... Mayyybe I always pictured him with his shirt off... Wrecking the joint like a rockstar.
KY~ thank you...he smile OWNS ME!!
ReplyDeleteWTH is PE?
ReplyDeletePocket Edward
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's PE
ReplyDelete:-O
ReplyDeleteoh hell yeah t! fucking smoking rob... uh i mean pe
ReplyDeletesuz: don't tempt me... i'll break out a fucking school project tomorrow with the diarama and domward... you want pics?
Ten~ I love giggly Rob...
ReplyDeletePretty Edward?
ReplyDeletePure Evil?
Pansy Eater?
uhoh, can't say the next thing that popped into my noggin
im sooo happy to be on the puter now instead of my phone...so much faster! but were having really bad weather and if i lose power now during this awesome robsession i swear i will CRY!
ReplyDeleteAHAHA
ReplyDeletePocket Edward! That seems like a good place for him.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite giggly Rob moment is when Kristen says "It's like you in Little Ashes" and then Rob does the hyena thing...oh yeah, I already mentioned that the other night!
I also really love the way he says "belly hair."
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Bella, I'm just a sweaty guy.
ReplyDeleteky: back in bsns, eh? no more clutching...? i plan to clutch later ;)
ReplyDeleteTS, you ask the DOLL lady who makes dioramas all the time.. if I am serious?
ReplyDeleteDo I want pics.?
Hell to the fooking yea!
Leann
ReplyDeleteand "Glitter Glue"
ooooooo THAT REMINDS ME.
ReplyDeleteSPEAKING OF DOLLS...
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23529857&ref=sr_gallery_12&&ga_search_query=robert+pattinson&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=3&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
AHAHA
suz: my lovah... i'm totally gonna send you pics! just you wait.
ReplyDeletedomward, eh?
*does anti-storm chant for KY*
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I laughed so hard the first time I watched Twilight with the commentary, I had to keep going back to hear what I missed. Rob could do stand-up comedy. "So what was your motivation behind choosing the Thunderbird and Whale Book Store out of all the others?" Gawd...love him.
"Cheeeegeburgers."
ReplyDeleteTS owns my soul tonight!
ReplyDeleteBallsy...WTF is that doll????
ReplyDeletethanx for the anti storm chant! SWEEET!
ReplyDeleteand yes 30 i do plan to clutch later. at the normal time. =)
I ran across it the other night when I was looking to see if anyone had interesting Rob-related...anything.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that the greatest thing you've ever seen in your entire life. I had to save the link. I was having a stroke.
Well, that's a bit SAUCY!
ReplyDeletewhat's the scroll with the doll?
ReplyDeletesuz: be careful... i'm one jealous biotch ;)
Cannot. Stop. Laughing. At that weirdass doll!!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a voodoo doll or something!
Oh, snap...wouldn't it be fun to have a Robward voodoo doll? Only instead of sticking it with pins, we'd only do nice things to it, like stroke its hair and...other things. Could get embarrassing for him when he's in public though.
Leann
ReplyDeleteit's a sex voo doo doll..
you pull his strings (down there)
and
real rob has to go play his trumpet!
I love hearing Rob chewing throughout some of the commentary. It's oddly relaxing. He was making me hungry. I was picturing him eating something yummy, like a donut or a hot pocket.
ReplyDeleteLean!
ReplyDeletePepsi!
and TS
I love my bitches mad crazy jealous!
Lean and Suz OMEC hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
ReplyDeletets~ LOL Apparently, it says, "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
ReplyDeleteLeann~ Maybe we could make him come to us. Like, walk him across a table about a gazillion times. He'll go on a little journey, all "WTF."
ds...i thought you disappeared? hi :)
ReplyDeleteand can someone please explain ballsy to me? wtf? how did you get that from bolilihasoidufas0oi?
suz: don't you worry bb...i'm one crazy jealous possessive bitch!
Suz, LMAO! So the doll should come with a trumpet instead of a diploma. What's with the diploma anyway? 'Cause he "matriculates" a lot? heh.
ReplyDeleteDS, I'm so glad you noticed it too, that Rob was eating through the whole movie. Maybe they had a big bowl of popcorn or something? Rob makes me hungry no matter what he's doing.
Geezo peezo, that old Winger song "Hungry" just popped into my head. WTH! Yes...I had the big permed hair and went to all the metal shows back in the day.
Sorry, that was random.
TS - possess me bb if you are man enough!
ReplyDelete(oh god, please let her be man enuff!)
It's either because bolide=a fireball in the sky or because the first night I posted on here...I was acting like a guy with blue nuts?
ReplyDeleteI don't know.
I just say, it's open for debate.
I am soo lost .... voo doo dolls
ReplyDeleteTS~Oh, uh yeah, I had to do some stuff, personal reasons. {{win wink}}
ReplyDeleteleann & ds: i noticed him eating too... it just made me wanna feed him
ReplyDeleteTS, LMFAO at how you spelled bolide's name. I must be drunk.
ReplyDeleteI so want to make Rob go on a little journey! That's funny, there's a scene almost exactly like that in the Wolverine movie, where a mutant makes the bad guy walk away from the scene of the crime until his feet bleed. We don't want Robbie's feet to bleed though. We'll walk VoodooRob to the nearest airport instead.
*gasp* DS!
ReplyDeleteI'm so drowsy now, and I need a stoge.
ReplyDeleteThe DH needed some assistance with his trumpet playing. He's a mighty fine musician.
ReplyDeletesuz: shiiit.. will you wear my collar? ;)
ReplyDeleteThen when he's close just plow...
ReplyDeleteThis isnt coming out correctly...
TS, that's an interesting thought, feeding Rob. He needs someone to feed him, he's quite thin.
ReplyDeleteUsually I'm more inclined to want to eat off of him, like he's a plate.
DS - oooh,,, nauuughty!!!
WOW! Could a human being be anymore beautiful than that???
ReplyDeleteHope all is well with Godze.
Oh snap! We got bitches getting collared. Holy shiz! woot woot.
ReplyDeleteleann: i'm the drunk one... i think? maybe just a good buzz...cause i can still type.
ReplyDeletet: check out the link for the voodoo doll of edward
ds: 'nuff said... and you're back? that's fucking robsession!
TS~thanks for pointing out how very pathetic I am ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Snap..
ReplyDeleteShe IS man enuff..
("Now I'm scared") "good"
Kids he's eating a bagel during commentary... remember, he mentions the bagel crumbs...
Hi smalltowngal...I am one of those too! And no, there is no human more beautiful. In fact there is some debate as to whether Rob is, in fact, human, 'cause I never see any guys like that IRL.
ReplyDeleteWhere in hades did the collars come from? I am so lost.
DS, so glad you could help DH blow his horn, so to speak. Or did you just do it for him?
AHAHA Suz I remember that! But I feel like a wanker because I always thought that he was talking about having bagel crumbs on the shirt that he was wearing during filming.
ReplyDelete*slaps forehead*
Duh, Ballsy
ds: NOT pathetic babe... you're in good company here ;)
ReplyDeleteGeez, how many bagels did Rob eat during that movie? 'Cause the chewing seems to be throughout.
ReplyDeleteI'll lick those crumbs off him, even if he did "let himself go." Hey, there's something I can do with the VoodooRob.
Yeah, collars. Like dog collars? Is this a fetish or something?
ReplyDeleteChips, dips, chains, whips...
ReplyDeleteRob
Rob
Rob
Rob
None of you are pathetic, you all have DHs at home. I will be banging the drum all day/night/whatever, alone.
ReplyDeleteaaaahhh suz don't be scared... as long as you follow the rules, there will be no punishment... only pleasure ;)
ReplyDeleteleann: you read ff? read the submissive and the dom. woah
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "baffled but amused" and 10 being "completely terrified," how do you think Rob would feel if he came on here and read the nightly drunken ramblings here?
ReplyDeleteJust wonderin'.
I don't have a DH.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as you guys are clearing some things up...What the hell is a DH? Your significant other, of couse, but what does it meeeean? I'm missing a lot around here...
Damn you ROBoholics are on FIRE tonight!
ReplyDeleteTS~thanks hons, glad to be here. Quite entertaining.
Leann~The horn and drums were playing in unison. We made beautiful music together. **blushes** lol
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ReplyDeleteTS, I have weird phobias about ff. I have my own ff in my head and I don't like to read anyone else's. Weird, I know. I'm not a prude by any means but I usually don't like ff, as a rule. This is going way back to other stuff I've been into, whether it's TV shows or bands or whatever...I can't explain it.
ReplyDeletedh = darling husband
ReplyDeleteor sometimes... damn husband haha
i would like to think that rob would be completely fucking amused and quite fucking hott and bothered by it. thats my naughty wishful thinkin though...
ReplyDeleteLeann it's a toss up, probably amused at first, then a bit disturbed. he has a great sense of humor though.
ReplyDeletewow, not sure.
ds: c'mon baby light my fire...
ReplyDeleteleann: ff is addictive... once you start it, you CANNOT stop. no lie
OOOoooo...that's going to be saved under the "fun" section of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteboli... or ballsy: 1?
ReplyDeleteare you giving me the finger?
or depending on how you and your DH are getting along that particular day, dumbass husband, dipshit husband, delicious Husband, etc.
ReplyDeleteThe Dom's latest entry had me beating my drum and jizzing all over my self.
leann, please please please read the office. omfuck. the beautiful bastard will change your life.
ReplyDeleteaaahhh shit! i scared suz off... sorry suz. you know i was kidding, right?
ReplyDeleteds: dom rules! can't wait for the next chappie... isn't that the piano?
AW, DS, that's beautiful. *sigh* *jealous*
ReplyDeleteyay, Ballsy, I'm not the only husbandless one here! I'm assuming DH means "dear hubby." But that's just a guess 'cause I'm clueless around here too!
BTW, thank you all for being so welcoming to me, when I know you've all been friends for awhile around here. I just sort of jump into the fray and hope no one minds. :)
and yes we ARE on fire here tonight, but I hear there's a cream for that.
Fire in the Sky (always on fire, obviously!), I think Rob would be a one or two, also. I don't think much scares him, or phases him. He said he likes "nuts girls...girls who are kind of nuts." I'll be his li'l pecan any day.
ts~ LMAO, Whatever you like.
ReplyDelete1=Rob would be amused ahahaha.
No. I am not.
DS~ No words.
And are these under tara sue me?
If so...HEH.
My fave ff: Wide Awake, The Sub, The Dom,The Office, Apples and Oranges, and A Love With No Limits (this was done a while ago, a few chapters on what the honeymoon would have been like in BD with all the raunchy details)
ReplyDeleteI have to second what Leann said while I have a chance! I'm new too. Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteLeann~ ;-)
Wait, there is ff with piano?
ReplyDelete*reconsiders*
For cripe's sake, Tyra Banks said, "Bite me Robert!" and he said...."okay." And did it. And liked it, I'm quite sure. I don't think we'd scare him too much.
Dammmit..
ReplyDeletePulls collar (by tiffany's thank you Very MUCH) off and throws it
(ala Angry Edward Style) across the room
She was kidding...
sheesh..
amateur!
Of course she's Tyra Banks and I'm...not.
ReplyDeleteLeann~when I told my mom Tyra asked Rob to bite her, she was like "that whore!" lol gotta love mom.
ReplyDeletesuz: wtf? NO i wasn't! it was a test ... and you FAILED.
ReplyDelete20 lashes for you.... naughty girl
upstairs now!
Just poking my head in saying What's up ladies.
ReplyDeleteLeann- No your not alone...I'm single and childless too. It only makes our fantasies worst or real...you never know.:)))
I'm sure he would..."enjoy" himself. If he came at the right time.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I di-int.
Ohhhhh
ReplyDeletethis is going to leave a
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Sawwweet!
shani! my girl! whats shakin...
ReplyDeleteleann: yeah... ff with anything your heart desires
ReplyDeletecheck out ds's recs all very good
a&o edward = tie guy... and he OWNS me
Oh, Angry Eeedwaaaard...there's an Angry Suz in the house throwing shit! Come and get her!
ReplyDeleteI still laugh at stupid Tyra going, "He really bit me!" You asked him to, you wanton woman. Acting all surprised and outraged. She so wanted to do him...telling him how she liked his dirty messy hair thing. She probably DID do him after the show. Wear a raincoat on yer Rob Junior, that's all I'm sayin'!
oh its kristen btw...changed my name...lol
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ReplyDeleteOh yes please
ReplyDeleteif there is a GOD IN HEAVEN
Please let Angry Edward
Get Me
aaahhh leann: don't go there with tyra...
ReplyDeleteKY- Getting sucked into reading Unexpected. It is the funniest shit ever.
ReplyDeleteTS~"Beautiful Bastard" gets my panties moist.
ReplyDeleteBallsy!I saved it on my harddrive. Had to! I couldn't not read that lemony smut.
suz: hells yeah with angry edward
ReplyDeletegive it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
I loves me some angry Edward.
ReplyDeleteI kept typing "lvoes" over and over again because I was so excited...ABOUT 10 TIMES. I've finally calmed myself enough to get that phrase out.
ds: right before ripping them off?
ReplyDeletegah
hi ladies, just skimmed the comments, y'all are cracking me up!
ReplyDeletewhat have I missed? some freaky ass sex voodoo doll, angry robward action, and who's collaring who?
unexpected? i think i mighta read that one..not sure...is it a quick one? with jasper?
ReplyDeleteHi Shani! I don't know if it's worse or better or whatever either. Oh well...we can look at RobPorn in the meantime.
ReplyDeleteBoli, you diiii--id! Naaaugghty!
ff with TieGuy? Oh my...hmmmm....
Tyra's a whore. I only say this because I'd do the exact same thing if I were her, only I'd LIKE it when he bit me, and then I'd have to drag him off, cavewoman like, to the Green Room and leave Taylor to entertain the Twifans in the audience while I force Rob to cover me in hideous hickeys so that I have to wear turtlenecks for 3 weeks afterwards.
wow...where'd that come from?
DS. DS!!!!
ReplyDeleteC'MONNNNNN.
C'MOOOONNNNNNNN...
angry sex is the best type of sex.
ReplyDeleteMaking love is beautiful, spiritual and blah blah blah...
@Shani...I LOVE Pierceward...have never had that myself but have enjoyed the tongue ring before
ReplyDeletebolideinthesky...what are we callin you again???ballsy???
ReplyDeleteyeah i read that she was pullin it the day before she did, so i saved it real quick! on my phone tho so i cant help ya, im sure someone here can...you just gotta find the right person.
leann: tie guy is fucking brilliant!
ReplyDeletehi erin :)
Erin! Yeah, you got it in a nutshell. You know...the usual.
ReplyDeleteBallsy~email?
ReplyDeleteballsy-there ya go, ds has ya covered!
ReplyDeleteleann-LMFAO! cavewoman! i hear ya. i woulda dragged his ass off quick too.
DS...blah blah blah is so boring.
ReplyDeleteYou know, eventually there will be a Rob movie with Angry Sex. I just hope I'm still alive by then LOL.
Leann~ OOOOOooooOOOOOO. *sizzle*
ReplyDeleteKY~ That seems to be the popular choice.
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ReplyDeleteleann-but hickeys? baby...come on...i cant even say on here what woulda went on in that green room or id be arrested.
ReplyDeleteKristen- Jasper is not a major factor and it's 9 chapters I think. Edward is the funny hippie art guy, Bella is funny and a bit immature, Rose gets pregnant by Emmit who is the frat boy with no sense. Jasper and Alice so far from what I've read is together but not a major thing in this story. You'll be ROTFLYAO
ReplyDeleteoh god,
ReplyDeleteRob movie with Angry Sex, I wouldn't be able to see it in public
have you guys seen the rome interviews where Rob looks like a caveman?
I hope that I'll be cast as the leading lady. And by then, maybe it will be considered to be artistic to perform real sex acts on screen...
ReplyDelete:-O UH-OHHH
ReplyDeleteThe hickeys were just the above the belt part. Or maybe below...wherever he wants to put his mouth is fine with me. I couldn't say the rest or I'd be arrested too. Thank God Rob's over 21 is all I'm sayin'.
ReplyDeletewell... i guess i won't need to read unexpected now.. you should call *spoiler alert* when you do that, k?
ReplyDeleteill have to check it out shani, its not the one i was thinkin of.
ReplyDeletebols (does anyone else call you this?),
ReplyDeleteyou know I can't carry on a convo with you to your face when you have that avatar
Hi! I´ve been coming and going this night
ReplyDeleteHave you listened to this radio interview rob did for Twilight promo, to me it is totally new, and it is very good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrG9s7BpsCU
LOL Leann
ReplyDeleteErin- Me neither...but it's not in style anymore. Unless you hang around those types of people that like those type of piercings.:P
ReplyDeleteerin~ They do. And you can call me whatever you wish. ;-)
ReplyDeleteeehehhehehehhehehe-------->
erin-that shit was funny
ReplyDeleteBoli! I like the way you think.
ReplyDeleteErin said the magic words! ROME ROB. Which gives me a perfect excuse to quote Just A Girl from Random Acts of Rob again: "RomeRob looks as if he was fucked 6 ways to Sunday on his way to the premier." Or something like that. It bears repeating. He's a hairy, messy BEAST in those pictures and I just want to throw him down and ravage him in very illicit ways.
Maybe I'll write my own fanfic. "A funny thing happened on the way to the Rome Book Signing."
ballsy~You've got mail.
ReplyDeleteDO IT LEANN DO IT DO IT!
ReplyDeleteHells to the yeaaaah.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah Leann.., looking for a treat for you, brb
ReplyDeletelol, can you open it?
ReplyDelete^^^That was to both Leann and DS.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOUUUUU!!!
ReplyDeleteI'M SO GIDDY
Hey, thanks for the interview link, Mechevpao! I haven't heard this one. He's said similar things before but I just love anything new. There's always something new that I haven't heard before, which is sort of amazing when you think about it.
ReplyDeleteAmazing Rob, how sweet the sound....
I'm eating baby carrots. random...
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to that radio interview. His voice is damn soothing. I can fall asleep to this on my headphones.
Yay he mentions Laura Marling! Love that chick and her music. She an old soul. Like he is.
alright ladies im out for the nite. i need a seriously cold shower. is that normal for women to need? hell rob doesnt make me need normal things...
ReplyDeletegoodnite all! sweet roblicious dreams!
what program do you use to open it, DS?
ReplyDeleteNight night Kristen! peace and love, bb!
ReplyDeleteholy shit boli... mcv that writes frenemies also writes apples & oranges. both are VERY good. i personally prefer tie guy...but i liked frenemies a ton too. she is a hella good, funny ass write and a friend of the blog... i wouldn't go calling her a witch. even if you were joking, not cool.
ReplyDeleteand on that note... i'm out! night
suz: meet you upstairs ;)
@Leann:
ReplyDeletelook at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM2mQMwGmfM&feature=related
at 3:17-3:20
'night kristen! enjoy the cold shower, or indulge in some ff! totally normal, esp if you don't have a dh to play with
Ok I resent. Sorry bout that.
ReplyDeleteNight night TS, smooches and hugs bb! peace and love.
ReplyDeleteOOh, Erin, thanks for the link! More Rob to watch...messy, hairy RomeRob. mmmmm!
ReplyDeleteI stopped to listen to the radio one and everyone went to bed. G'night ladies! It's late here too, I'm probably off soon. smooches to all!
Bye Kristen!! I left a few minutes ago,thought I'd come back,but Unexpected is calling my name. Talk to y'all later.
ReplyDeleteNight all! whoever is left. xoxo
ReplyDeleteYeah, I deleted that. I didn't mean to offend, I was just trying to express the frustration and pain of a blue vagina. LOL I got out of hand. My apologies. ;-)
ReplyDeleteDS~ Thank you so much!!! You're one of my heroes. Fo-real-yo