US Weekly: The Sexy Stars of Twilight Scans



On stands now :)
Haven't had the chance to read it yet but since it comes from US weekly, the creator of loads of crap, take everything with a bucket of salt :)





























Thanks to [info]mediocrechick in [info]ohnotheydidnt
for the scans. You can see the whole thing HERE, I only posted Rob related pages :)

Thanks to Alexandra for the tip :)

351 comments:

  1. I received my copy of few days ago (ordered it for the pics) and most of what's written sounds like a load of crap (quoting Goz here) but the photos & my god, the posters are totally worth it!
    My poor bedroom walls hardly have anymore room, but somehow I will find a place for them..maybe the ceiling, over my bed?

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  2. Ah, it's so great living in Podunk where they take their sweet time delivering new mags to the stores.... :p

    Who cares about the articles? These kinds of mags are just Playgirl for Robsessors.

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  3. @Leann

    you're totally right.

    um, i'm obsessed with the pic of him at Cannes.

    he just looks so...sexy...

    i love the scans. they make a great day better.

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  4. Yep who cares about the arcticles....not us!!

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  5. i'm having a Rob overdose these days...

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  6. I just got my copy from Borders (after pre-ordering from Barnes & Nobel and they told me there was a problem and would not be shipping until JULY!.. as if EPIC FAIL)

    I am soooo ready to hang every poster on my bedroom walls!

    That's how FanGurls.. roll

    Diary of a Mad FanGurl
    here:
    http://pattykakes4suz.blogspot.com/

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  7. Ah what's the point, my DH won't let me put the posters up anyhow..*sniff*..he still isn't over all my "Rod Stewart" and
    Kevin Costner" ones..*which are still up and there's no way "Bull Durham" is coming down! It's the closeup with only Costner and people have been trying to snitch it for years. However..I plan to have a whole bunch of photos printed and put them into a tribute ablum of Rob..keep it under my bed..DH never looks under there anyways!

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  8. Haha..Goz..I was just about to comment that the mag should have just called it Rob Pattinson rather than Twilight...then saw that you only posted Rob's pics. Smart move Goz...thanks for posting.

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  9. Leann, I agree, I bought the mag today..for the pictures not the articles.

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  10. The posters of Rob are amazing!4 of 7 of them are of him alone, so yeah, this magazine is about Rob. His head is almost life size in the posters, just right for kissing! LOL

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  11. OK, so gotta sooooo go out and get this! DH won't let the posters be hung, but I can still look!!! GAH!!!!!!

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  12. ok.. I went and bought my copy today and I am trying to figure out a way to put the posters over my bed without my hubby getting mad..hmmm any ideas??? lol

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  13. Mrs Smith..

    Promise Sex

    always W I N

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  14. Good evening, ladies!!

    I'm still waiting for my copy to be delivered...

    Can't wait!

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  15. Mrs Smith... haha.. win a bet..
    worked for me!!!

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  16. Same DH issues, but I'm going to get it and add to my Rob collection I have a box with his mags and some of the books. For the pics of course. At least he can't keep me from looking.

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  17. i sooooooo want this F'N thing so BAD!! but it wasn't on the stands at target or walmart! gosh hawaii is SLOW! i was bummmed out!

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  18. I saw Safeway grocery store had this. I too thought the articles would be crap but if there's posters---gotta get me a copy. I just saw that allposters.com has Rob posters and one head shot mural size 72x48 of him. Verrrry nice.

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  19. Hi Ellie... waves frantically

    I got mine from BN... I am sad that eveyone else is having issues.. bummer!!:(

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  20. Hey RP.. evening to you girl... you do some reading..

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  21. Hey Ten. I tried but had to do some log in crap..hopefully tonight I can squeeze in some reading.

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  22. Good evening, lovelies!

    I think I can wait on this one. I remember running out and buying my Twilight Movie Book and that was enough for me!

    Ten: I got your FB request...you're so pretty. I love putting faces with names!

    Hello, Ellie Birthday Girl!

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  23. RP...i tried to read a little today too but real life got in the way.. I hate that.. hahaha

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  24. Hey Lynn.. your so sweet * blushes*

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  25. i know what you mean..I got cought up on you tube looking up Twilight quotes my sister and I are making bags for some teenie boppers.

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  26. hey ladies :)

    how is everyone tonight?

    hbty ellie!!! :)

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  27. Hello, RP and 30!

    I love those Sex Drive pics of Rob...he looks so magically Hollywood but yummy! Funny how two of the larger prints are from a non-Twilight red carpet.

    I bet that stylist made out and hopefully with Rob!

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  28. Sex drive Rob is smokin hot. one of the first times i fell out of my chair when I first saw the pics.

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  29. sadly i have been a total fail at being a twilight fan... i do not have my copy of this mag yet. BUT these fine pics will do for now :)

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  30. Lynn.. haha...

    did you get your copy of the mag??

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  31. thirty- no worries being a Rob fan comes firs and foremost...

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  32. Hi, Lynn, TS, Ten, and Rp!!! xo

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  33. Lynn, I'm going to switch my profile pic to my favorite picture of Rob...brb!

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  34. No! I will have to buy one that I can hide in my closet. My 16 y/o would have a field day with it if she saw it.

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  35. ellie: how was your day? did rob jump out of your cake?

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  36. Ellie... how was your bday??
    get any goodies??

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  37. Did anyone see the BD cake with Rob's Picture on it? It was on Newmoonmovie.org like 2 weeks ago.It looked pretty amazing.

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  38. lynn: i always have a "do not" touch copy of my favorite mags hidden away in my secret rob drawer... haha

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  39. Lynn.. mine came in the mail... and my DD was so excited that there was a package... I opened it and she was like "OH" ...HIM???
    * insert the rolling of eyes"

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  40. Lots of goodies.
    Rob made me see fireworks tonight! lol
    He's with me for the weekend...Back to the city in the morning... :)

    (actually, I had a dentist appt. this mornignand was prepped for two crowns...not my idea of a birthday treat).

    My avatar is my favorite Rob pic~~Sex Drive, baby!

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  41. TS? What? Rob's in your drawers???

    WTF???

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  42. Ellie.. wow lucky girl.. what is happening in the naughty room.. I am sure you are logging extra time since its your Bday??

    Good to hear Rob is safe..

    Sex Drive Rob.. THUD!!

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  43. 30: No, she simply cannot see it! She currently has this ginormous Rob poster on her floor that she is debating whether to hang it or not (she is Team Jacob...ewww).

    Ten: Audrey always mocks my Rob likes...she thinks it's hilarious!

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  44. TS ~ ok fill me in... how did you manage that one.. and not tell me??

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  45. ellie: didn't you see i said it was a secret... shhhh

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  46. My DH has same reation with anything Rob..

    Hope your feeling better tonite Ellie..

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  47. Lynn~ kids they just dont get it.. but thats okay.. more for us!!

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  48. Els: Le sigh with the Sex Drive pics...I swear to you, someone was talking in to an earpiece in Rob's ear that night telling him which way to face and what pose to use. Notice that everything went au natural Rob after that...damn that training!

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  49. Rob in ones drawers can have so many conitations...just let your mind wonder..ooh lala

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  50. Ah, thanks, RP! My mouth is just a little sore, from all the stretching and novocaine (LOTS of it), but the teeth themselves are okay. Thankfully, no root canals were required.

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  51. lynn: really...team jacob? and you haven't kicked her out of the house yet???

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  52. Ellie.. can you feel your face yet?? are you up to the naughty room tonight?? haha

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  53. Ten: my teenager still has somewhat of a jones for the JoBros but I don't say anything, because, then she can't say anything back. Today, it was "why do you always listen to that gay music"?

    Yes, more Pattinson for the rightful woman in this household!

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  54. Ten, I'm ALWAYS up for the naughty room...and so is Rob. (*wink)

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  55. I know Team Jacob..My sis and I are still bitching over the posters and new book cover for New Moon.

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  56. RP, I'm loving your avatar~~ Rob's got such a mischievious look on his face!

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  57. Lynn ~ JONAS .. really I am sorry.. do you need to join a support group?? LOL

    Ellie love " i think we cant handle that" let the games begin!!

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  58. 30: total dichotomy in my household, my dd loves her guys tall, dark and handsome and my type is pasty white, tall, angular and hopefully British (3 out of 4 for dh). So, Team Jake it is!

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  59. Thanks Ellie, I'm always on the look out for something different,he just has so many expressions I can never make up my mind which is my fav.

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  60. I liked one of the Jonas Bros songs..just didn't know it was them...lol not much on their looks though.
    Deffinately tall, pale and Brittish.
    John Taylor anyone?

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  61. RP, I know what you mean...I can't keep up with the everchanging appearance of his, I end up keeping the same avatar for months, it seems.

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  62. RP: Admittedly, I like Junebug by the JoBros. LOL I was just saying the other night that if there is ever a biopic of Duran Duran that Rob will have to play John Taylor. I can picture him in a all white linen suit (sans shirt)...darn you Jules and your Hungry Like A Wolf video!

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  63. gah everchanging is right! i just love that he changes so much and has such and expressive face...

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  64. Ellie- The one pic I have on my cell phone, on the back of my ipod, in my day planner, etc. Is Rome Rob with his thumb in his mouth. I sport it here a lot of the time to.

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  65. Lynn- LOL that 's great. Yeah I have Jule's hungry like the wolf on my faves. ..love that vid.

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  66. RP: Oral Fixation Rob is always WIN!

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  67. thirty- that's why for the love of Rob we can't stop looking at the man morning noon and nite.

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  68. Sorry, I'm back and forth, here. Just got an alert to the epilogue for Stay...

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  69. rp: i absolutely adore rome rob! forever and ever

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  70. Lynn oral fixation Rob.. YOWZA!!
    YUM

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  71. ellie: me too! i'm dying to go read it...!

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  72. Els: I haven't started Stay...do you likey?

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  73. Hi guys...I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm DB. Nice to meet you. I'm a gemini vegetarian. I have a bachelors degree in fashion and merchandising from CULA, i was a zeta lam denu sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year..i was homecoming queen..oh and two weeks ago i saw cameron diaz at fred segal and talked her out of buying this truly haneous angora sweater..whoever said orange was the new pink..was seriously disturbed!

    Anyhoo... About Rob...
    I really think that he belongs with this new girl Emelie is it? You know, he gave Kristen her chance, and she just didn't take it, right? It's her loss, now she should just get over it and move on. Try a different spice if she isn't find of Oregano anymore and leave the male musk alone. She didn't want the male musk before it wasn't available. She only wanted it when Nikki stepped in and tried to go all skank on it. YKWIM? So...Kristen needs to find some Saffron or something and let Rob move on with this new girl that he is so obviously hitting. You don't kiss in movies like that unless it true....right?

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  74. I'm going back and forth to started Utter Darkness..Stay is in my TBR file.

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  75. lynn: YES... you must read it. edward is very sweet and romantic.

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  76. Ellie ~ I need to get on that... I love that story..

    RP ~ the teeth bite .. OMG

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  77. Dare I say...cigarettes, gum, thumbs, other phalanges...ROB...THUD!

    Off to play Taxi MOM...BRB!

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  78. DB ~ LOLing... But WTF I am sooo sure thats over the 6 line limit!!

    BBWWWWAAAAHHHH!!!

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  79. RP, thanks for putting up the thumb bite...YUMMY!


    DB, BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!you're a hoot, sweets!!!

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  80. db: omg girl... i like totes agree!

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  81. Oh no...I hit send before I was done. So I noticed that now this new girl is totally dressing like him. That means something...you know it does. Kristen is trying to play it up that they are sharing clothes, but it's not true. She is trying to cause problems and it's rude. Seriously. No...Rob is sharing her trailer, and she is dressing like him. I heard that some of those kisses weren't in the script, but he told them he wouldn't do the movie unless they added in more tongue action. Reliable source I tell ya. I think it was in Enquirer or something. So...yeah, he totes negotiated more tongue action and a shared trailer. Rumour has it, he insisted on picking out her panties to so that he could keep them. Honestly speaking.

    Don't doubt me. I know my shizzz.

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  82. I just had a lot of important shit to say that I know you guys totes wanted to read. It was important to the blog. Right?

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  83. db: yeah you ARE the reliable source... aren't you? so jealous

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  84. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA DB!
    I
    Fucking
    Love
    You!

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  85. But, like, DB, is it true that Rob is really close (*wink) with his "friend" TomStu???

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  86. Rose... hey girl!! howyoudoin??

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  87. Hey Ten! I'm doing. How goes you?

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  88. Rose~ pretty good... black tshirt ROB is killin me... FUCKHAWT!!

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  89. Rob has murdered me. There is nothing for me now.

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  90. Hi Ellie! Hope you had a WONDERFUL birthday!!

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  91. rose: i can relate... i was in rare form yesterday. sadly i think fic is taking over part of my brain and prevents me from thinking clearly.

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  92. Rose~ seriously he pains me.. I am sorry I cant sway with you but I will offer a hug...

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  93. Ellie- Rose's avi kills me (thud).I hunted for that pic for a long time.

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  94. Hello, my Sweet rose!!

    Yes, said birthday was okay!
    thank you for asking. :)

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  95. Hey RP! Hell is a good way to describe how I am.

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  96. RP, that avatar and rose go waaaaaayyy back...
    :)

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  97. Okay, so I was flipping through Star...(Another totes reliable source) and it the theory is that TomStu and Rob share more than their clothing. Yeah, we all know how close they are, but they like to share girls, lipstick, boxers, you name it. You know what else? TomStu isn't really Brittish. He's from Kentucky and uses his accent to be Rob's wingman because it is honestly true that Rob has no game and couldn't get laid to save his life. Honestly. It's all Tomstu. He gets the girls for him because they are repulsed by Rob. They figured with Rob's accent and Tomstu's game, they would be golden, but they can't get girls individually. It's really really sad. New girl is totes into this, but Kristen, not so much. She offered a 3 way with Oregano but Rob said he likes his food bland to keep the spices at home. She then counteroffered a little skanksauce with Nikki and we all know how that went. He bought her some shiteous Nike's as a thank you.

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  98. You're right, ellie... I don't think I've changed this avatar... like... ever.

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  99. It seemed fitting, you always come in with a bang!! Love it.

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  100. mhmm i have said before, once i found that pic, i saved it as rose's beanie on my computer... i think she has the rights to it ;)

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  101. Seriously, DB... you are fucking killing me here.

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  102. TS... I WISH I had rights to it! I wish I had taken the damn thing.

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  103. yep tomstu and the colonel... two of kentucky's finest exports

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  104. OMG, DB, ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

    heh,heh,heh......

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  105. Well, they are both finger licking good.

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  106. Oh shit. The epilogue of STAY is posted.
    So sad. I don't want it to end.
    :(

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  107. DB, you're on fire tonite, girl!

    youaresofuckingfunnyandilurveyu.edu

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  108. A three way with Tomstu and Rob..sounds like a nite made in heaven to me..just sayin..

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  109. I don't wanna share Rob with TomStu... fuck that.

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  110. I'd take them both. Throw in a leeeetttle bit of Kellan and I would be in heaven. Of course when the other two leave, I want Rob to stay.

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  111. I'm still here... if that counts.

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  112. One on one with Rob is first chioce..

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  113. hell no... i'm still here

    i'm trying to come up with aan appropriate monument to tomstu to be erected in kentucky

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  114. Hello, Rose!

    And, you would share if you meant you got to be the Dom and do all the directing!

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  115. Rose, you count enough for everybody. Screw them and their crappy priorities.

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  116. Hey Lynn!!

    I might share... but I am kinda a selfish bitch.

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  117. Holy crap...I just had Rob's buttonfly covered peen shoved in my face a la Ten.

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  118. Look at it. It's there in all it's glory. It almost scared me.

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  119. what??? you got rob's peen shoved in your face... and you're still able to type?

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  120. t: how nice of you to keep the fingers too...

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  121. OOOhhhh.. tasty bastard! *growl*

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  123. peen is silly. but it's properly crass.

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  124. i much prefer the whole package though....

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  125. Okay Rose...

    I had Robs buttonfly covered COCK shoved in my face and if I'm not mistaken, it actually twitched.

    Better Love?

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  126. Those damn button flies have had me distracted all freaking day...the hands make it even more distracting...it's been wonderful..

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  127. OK .. i'll be good... moment of weakness... TS this is for you... its all about the eyes!! bb

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  128. Oh, and of course everyone gets some!

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  129. BHAHAHAHAHAHA DB!
    Yes... MUCH better!

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  130. Lynn... fascinating analogy.
    I like it!

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  131. Anything for you my dear. I hate to speak a language you don't understand.

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  132. Rob gives me all the religious experiences that I will probably never have in an actual church!

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  133. t: you tempt me with the fucking eyes? really....?

    lynn: communion wafer? i like your thinking

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  134. Yep..he definately gets me closer to God.

    It's somewhat of a "Spiritual Release".

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  135. Lynn... mhmmm!!! yes please...

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  136. DB: great song and great idea!

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  137. Man I hate to say goodbye.. Ladies I must bid ado...
    thanks for the laughs... heart you all... sweet Robbie dreams...

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  138. night t! thanks for the eyes. i do love them most

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  139. Ten: buenos noches, mija!

    G'night, olive juice and muahhh!

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  140. I'm off too. Want to read some ff before bed. Had a blast,chat with you in a couple of weeks.
    Have the in laws next weekend. I'll be in lurking mode only.

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  141. DB~I'm dying here...you are so ON to the Twilight TRUTH!

    May I say how lovely it is to see all of the RKs here?

    My confession is that DH has no problem with Rob, sees all of his films with me, even Bobby Long when he debuted here in LA. But I keep my Rob pics out of the public eye. It is safer that way. I have no mags, only 7 or 8 autographed glossies, one obtained in person. I like knowing that he touched them, if you get my drift.

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  142. Hugs to all, have sweet Rob dreams everyone.

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  143. Damn, That fanfic owns me (Stay)...

    Nite nite, Ten!!!
    xo

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  144. night rp! enjoy your bedtime stories :)

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  145. ooohyum.

    anyone want to buy me a copy and shit it to australia?

    :D

    xoxoxo

    ~kd

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  146. hey chi! long time, no see :)

    how are you?

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  147. My computer is being disagreeable right now...I am off to read!

    Good night, all!

    Over and out, muahhhh!

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  148. Night Lynn! LoveYouToTheMoonAndBack.net

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  149. night lynn! so happy you were here tonight :) thanks for the lasting religious thoughts of rob...

    xoxo

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  150. And Lynn, you too?
    Night and Olive juice, bb! ♥


    And I suppose that's my cue to say good night, as well...

    Enjoy your day tomorrow, ladies!

    DB and TS, you both own me, you know that, right?? xo

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  151. I'm right behind you, Ellie!

    I can't put off reading STAY any longer!

    LOVE FOREVER RKS!!!!

    Love ALL of you!

    Bye for now.

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  152. Oh, Rose!!

    You REALLY own me!

    (I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were still here. Please accept my humble apology, babe. Night, love.♥)

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  153. Ellie... you know how I feel about you!

    Nite:)

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  154. ellie: happy birthday dreams to you! night

    rose: good night! sweet, sweet dreams to you too!

    xoxo

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  155. TS~~ Huge puffy ♥'s 4 u!!!
    Nite.

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  156. Oh god.. it's HEINOUS. Thank you.

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  157. Lizalou...are you talkin to yourself? Speaking giberish? Or maybe I'm totes missing what you are talking about.

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  158. She went back into her cave. I'm lost. She came in twice tonight and made a one line comment that made zero sense to me. I just wanna get to know you Lizalou...make a new friend and all..come back and tell me what's on your mind.

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  159. I'm proud of you Goz, you didn't mention the button fly jeans at all.... lol!! fantastic scans, and for sure I'll get the mag just for the pictures...geez, I'm an addict...poor Rob, wish I could stay sane and not be like the crazed stalkers but I'm afraid I would snatch him if I had the bare hint of an opportunity....

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  160. Please don't snatch him Moxie. You can be Robsessed and not be crazy. A nice wave, and a "Hi" would be good. Don't scare him into oncoming traffic. LOL.

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  161. dogs bollocks- i too am a gemini vegetarian!

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  162. Wow really Sam? So, you were born in July and like grilled chicken?

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  163. I'm in a constant Rob coma. I come and go in waves.

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  164. Since I am talking to myself...I think I will sing.

    Life is a stage, in which we all play
    the world is a sea of sarcastic lust
    I'd like to be a part of the global game,
    But im left behind, chokin on the dust

    Hey..at least it's Roblated.

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  165. well if we're swapping stats:

    i'm a scorpio, i was adopted by gypsies at birth and raised in the circus, i have lived in every state in the union, but cannot spell any of them, i only eat foods that begin with the letter P

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  166. Awesome Lizlou...So are you gonna share what was Heinous? I seriously have been pondering that comment of infinate wisdom since you made it.

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  167. Oh crap TS... Can you pick a different letter. Like "C" maybe.

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  168. there is nothing to expound upon besides the razor's edge of a jaw and buttonfly jeans.

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