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Just in case:
Dear Rob, Mamma P. or anyone related to Rob,
Please skip the next video. I'm not sure if I would post it if I was sober but I'm not. So enjoy :)



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24 comments:

  1. ROB PATTINSON for DummiesJuly 16, 2009 at 8:39 PM

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  2. Mother After God's Own HeartJuly 16, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    Goz you crack me up! How about some rum runners after that whiskey ;)

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  3. ROB PATTINSON for DummiesJuly 16, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    UMMMM I LIKE MINE WET...
    I MEAN, ON THE ROCK...ROCKS

    OR WAS THAT STRAIGHT UP?
    yeah just swirl it around and warm it up with your hands...

    my drink that is....

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  4. Christy PJuly 16, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    YES! YES! YES! Wish this video was an hour long. I giggled thru the whole thing. Goz - thank you!

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  5. margotJuly 16, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    I almost choked at the begining of music playing some serpent-charming tune .... serpent ... ghhhrrr

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  6. PinkpixiechickJuly 16, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    Dear Mr. Strauss,

    Thank you.

    Love,
    Nyssa

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  7. UnknownJuly 16, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Cheers to not being sober !! I love your work!! And Rob's buttons!!

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  8. SuzJuly 16, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    Drunk posting is most acceptable Goz!

    Now I know why god(dess) gave Suz teeth.... to un do .. buttons..

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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  9. Christy PJuly 16, 2009 at 8:59 PM

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  10. VeilsofLightJuly 16, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Goz!!!!! I literally almost just choked on my salad when the music started and the pics came up and I exclaimed with squealing delight. The neighbors for sure must think I'm a nut job.

    OH Bobby baby, with those three-button jeans. God would I like to rip those wide open. Thank god this video was posted before bed and not at work.

    Gozde, honey, you can post ANYTIME after you've tied a few on, methinks the lot of us may concur as well.

    *disclaimer: I abdicate all responsibility for the aforementioned comments should any relatives of our beloved be reading. Thank you.*

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  11. rpattzgirl survived Rob!July 16, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    Goz, we effing love you!!! Wish I had a damn drink...

    This video got me drunk on lust..good lord...I feel bad cuz I'm drooling all over his peen shots, I really do respect the man...

    But hot damn the things I wanna do!!

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  12. VeilsofLightJuly 16, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    Gotsta go watch this again...if I can take it.

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  13. VeilsofLightJuly 16, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    Is it wrong that I just licked the screen? Goz, you may have to start an x-rated members only 'RobSEXED' blog, so we can be free to express ourselves a little more openly after watching some of these vids you post. This man is pure, unadulterated torture, and I've never been so happy to be an addict.

    It physically hurts to watch this video. 1:26 where he looks like he's growling...Rawwrrrr.

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  14. HaystackhairJuly 16, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    First. Goz. You are my idol. Second. Fuuuuuuuuck. I AM DIED (yes, I have been drinking, but still...)

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  15. Mrs. RobinsaneJuly 16, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    Hi ladies,

    I find it interesting that dearest RP is often challenged by the lowermost buttons on his shirts (not to mention those pesky, unfurled shoelaces), and yet the theoretically far more vexing buttons on those button-fly jeans are always properly secured.

    *but not if Mrs. R had any say in the matter*

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  16. VeilsofLightJuly 16, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    Mrs. R, you make an interesting observation regarding what would seem to be the more challenging of the various aspects of Mr. Pattinson's morning clothing ritual. Perhaps if one concluded that the gentlemen has such a large degree of -shall we say-certain male elements - the enormity of which makes it almost impossible to contain - that perhaps the utmost degree of care, caution and effort must be put forth to ensure that said elements are safety ensconsced in the gentleman's pants, as to deter mass, global hysteria which would inevitably result from any escaping on the part of aforementioned jewels.

    In other words: The hunk needs to watch his junk.

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  17. captainJuly 16, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    Mrs. R and Veils

    Love your funny comments!

    If only one of these days he would be a little less careful about the buttons in that particular area.

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  18. Treasure_7July 16, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    Love the mvid great job!

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  19. Nancy89July 17, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    Holy Hell Goz
    You almost gave me a heart attach, keep it up! You need to do more drunk posting- that was a classic!!

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  20. Nancy89July 17, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    Holy Hell Goz
    You gave me a heart attack! You need to do more drunk postings like that; that was a classt-totally made my day!!

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  21. RhondaJuly 17, 2009 at 1:27 AM

    MMMMMmmmm. Love those unruly button up jeans he wears.

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  22. albavilleJuly 17, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS OF ROB EVER..THANKS SO MUCH FOR POSTING IT....GOZ I LIKE U WHEN YOU'RE NOT SOBER :))
    I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO OPEN THOSE BUTTONS MYSELF....JEZ I'M SO ROBSESSED!!!

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  23. noisefaidausJuly 17, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Love it !!!!!!!!!!! Glory my fave jeans button fly YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. KrissyJuly 17, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    I think it should be made a crime for Rob's jeans to ever be closed........










    with a Zipper.



    ☺

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