Robert Pattinson is a Mountain Lion in Bed

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Robert Pattinson is “Amazing” in Bed




Robert Pattinson is “amazing” in bed, according to one of his former girlfriends. The unnamed ex says she and the Twilight star shared a very passionate 2-month relationship last year after meeting through friends.

“We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing. I felt electricity go between us! I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed! We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home. The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!” she tells the National Enquirer.
Meanwhile, Pattinson is said to have dumped Kristen Stewart in favor of a romance with his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin.
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48 comments:

  1. UnknownJuly 11, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    ridiculous

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  2. UnknownJuly 11, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    although that picture just says RAWR! XP and he probably IS good in bed XP hahahah, but i doubt that "source" is very reliable.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    LOL ok so this made me laugh so hard!

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  4. MaryannJuly 11, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    That pic FITS the story lol. Well part of this story would be nice if it was true, nice spark to the imagination!! LOL

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  5. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    HAHA! Well in that case, Rob and I ALSO had a torrid love affair with hot make-up sex...according to my dream last night.

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  6. nextstopsfJuly 11, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!!!!! Like I have said on stories with a lot less BS - isn't the definition of Tabloid, outrageous fiction....OMG! I can't even believe they printed this...I can't stop laughing!!

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  7. NoraJuly 11, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    You know, whenever I read this stuff, I just replace "our source", "a reliable source", etc, with "my invisible friends" in my head. It makes it so much more fun... and way more accurate, too.

    That said, I hope this one is true!

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  8. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    well it certainly made me quiver, but it may have well been a fanfic !! Great to fantasize though - Im sure he is lovely in bed, BUT I hate 'sources' - they are always ficticious.
    I quiver every time I think of Rob !!
    stupid story.

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  9. Ashley RodriguezJuly 11, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    may i suggest a video for this post?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8peEEunY8xw

    i made it myself...enjoy! haha.

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  10. ...wowie!July 11, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Just like how the rest of us are pregnant with his babies just from his pics this past week. Right? All true. That's what a "source" tells me.

    Geez.

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  11. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    To be fair, he probably is good...hehe

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  12. LDBJuly 11, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    I already know Rob's amazing in bed. I am woman...and I dream. Dreams don't lie, do they? lol

    And really, did we need to be told Rob replaced Kristen with Emilie? Of course, he did. Although when Eclipse starts shooting, he'll be back with Kristen, I'm sure. And when he starts filming Unbound Captives, he'll probably break up Hugh Jackman's marriage. Damn tabloids! I wouldn't bother with them at all if they didn't put such pretty pics of Rob on the front cover!

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  13. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    LMAO!!!!! i love these type of "what a load of crap"!

    To think of him good in bed...

    mmmmmmmm....

    I don't care what imaginary person said it....it brings happy thoughts into my head.

    PLUS I imagine that THIS is one tabloid rumour that he wouldn't mind being spread around!!

    LMAO!!

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  14. RhondaJuly 11, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    I knew you would whip out Rome Rob for this one. "Whip Out". Oh hell, this story accompanied by the shirtless tight pants pic from Us Weekly, and now Rome Rob. Let me have this little fantasy, ok? I hope the story is true and some lucky girl gets to enjoy some naughty Rob.

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  15. TessJuly 11, 2009 at 4:54 PM

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  16. AnonymousJuly 11, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Dammit, they said they weren't going to quote me. I broke up with him, by the way...he is hella clingy.

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  17. SpidermonkeyJuly 11, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Any woman who is lucky enough to find out how good Rob is in bed has hit the jackpot of a lifetime. I can't even imagine being that lucky- and I have no doubt the man could please a woman. It makes me sad it will never be me. :( Having said that- I doubt the story is true. haha

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  18. rpattzgirl survived Rob!July 11, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    I am pretty damn positive that he is good in bed-probably a very "giving" lover as well-

    BUT, no girl who had that chance for 2 months would be talking like this-I mean, come on, really? Because that would make her a piece of crap, and I don't think he dates crap...
    I'm sure he's way more selective than that....

    Unless of course, she was paid by the hour.

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  19. TessJuly 11, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Of course he is! He's a love machine.. Sex God.. able to impregnate anyone with a single glance or hair follicles.

    Old news

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  20. TwiHartRKJuly 11, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    LMAO ABG!
    I think it probably is true - the part about him being good in bed. The rest is sourced from Twilighted.net.

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  21. Kathy#1July 11, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Ok, first off, duh, of COURSE he is great in bed..did any of us doubt it? We just all want to experience it first hand. Second, she talks only about kissing him..although that would be to die for...sheesh...I think it is a load of crap personally. But I would like to imagine it myself...glad you called it out Goz although you prob didn't need to. Those of us robsessed know that source is full of it.

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  22. peeling a figJuly 11, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    great choice of photo

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  23. SuzJuly 11, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    I said he is like a TIGER in Bed...

    Sheesh I fucking hate getting mis-quoted!

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  24. fragile humanJuly 11, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    I'm sure he is good in bed. Afterall, that picture alone could give me a "unicorn". I can't imagine what it would be like to be in his presence. THUD

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  25. marixa424July 11, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    well even if it is ture or not she shouldnt be exploding rob like that. i mean come on! ya know? geez people do anything for some cash. where is the respect these days? lol but it did put some imges of him in my head. OH YEA! hahaha and what is this with Kristen now? omg i thought that was way over! old news there.

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  26. marixa424July 11, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    well even if it is ture or not she shouldnt be exploding rob like that. i mean come on! ya know? geez people do anything for some cash. where is the respect these days? lol but it did put some imges of him in my head. OH YEA! hahaha and what is this with Kristen now? omg i thought that was way over! old news there.

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  27. UnknownJuly 11, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    Yeah he is...I dreamt about this last night :))

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  28. phosphorusJuly 11, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    I don't think that the source exists but I'm willing to believe the "amazing" bit of the story.

    P.S. Hey, Trans World News, I'm also willing to do some investigative research and fact checking on him. How about it?

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  29. ROB PATTINSON for DummiesJuly 11, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    GOZ,

    I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE THAT SEX TAPE...
    It would pull in over 95 million in the first weekend, beating out Harry Potter!
    And if it was x-rated with lots of gratuitous sex, it would make over 10mil...

    we can only hope...

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  30. didietteJuly 11, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    lmfao. The National Enquire always has the best articles.

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  31. Kimmie44July 11, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    So funny...What a load of crap. We all know he was not in a relationship last year...I'm sure he is good in bed..how do I know this? My dreams baby...

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  32. UnknownJuly 11, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    Okay that "source" is a load of crap. She is just trying to get her thirty seconds of fame. It's hard to know who are real friends and are there for the right reasons when your soemone like Robert.

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  33. xoRobxoJuly 11, 2009 at 10:29 PM

    rp_marixa~ How funny, you wrote:

    "she shouldn't be exploding Rob like that"

    I'm sure you meant "exploiding"

    But hey with Rob we all have freudian slips and uhm... I would love to be exploding Rob or better yet him exploding me:)

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  34. mahaJuly 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    There is nothing new with this story .I always imagine him so amazing in bed.

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  35. spunkinatorJuly 11, 2009 at 10:59 PM

    baha, in one interview, he said he was a virgin. : P

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  36. CarysJuly 11, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    that article just made my day!!! hahaha!!! =) .....now i will be stuck with unicorn worthy images in my mind. =) haha!

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  37. Sophia Z.86July 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    She had a great two-month DREAM, that is what it was...

    What kind of such "strong passion" lasts only TWO months??

    She needs a man...

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  38. Sophia Z.86July 11, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    BTW, Rob IS amazing in bed... in my bed... in MY dreams... and so am I.

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  39. AnonymousJuly 12, 2009 at 1:08 AM

    Hey, I'm not gonna argue with THAT. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Just makes my fantasies better. I keep thinking how Rob has such an ORAL FIXATION. GAHHHHHHH THUD! The mind wanders......lol......I.who.what.where am I? Hey, I believe he IS a great kisser. LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!!!

    JEESH!!!!! Those Rome pics will be the death of me.
    debbo

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  40. AleighJuly 12, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    What the Fuck! Hes a Catholic, he said so himself! he believes in abstinance, just like me. ;P

    i love this man.

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  41. RPnKSaddictJuly 12, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    Of coarse he is..those hands,kissable lips, bedroom eyes, sexy deep vioce with britt accent,and we can't for get the happy trail,and the biceps...ok ok..it's getting hot in here.

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  42. RPnKSaddictJuly 12, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    ooops forgot the SEX HAIR and the STUBLE...good god...my mind went to Rob heaven.

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  43. AnonymousJuly 12, 2009 at 1:17 AM

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  45. kvaughn75July 12, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    This story needs to go the crapper! So obviously fake, who talks like that??? But if it WERE true, maybe it's the girl on You Tube that mentionedin the comments on a video I watched she had kept in touch with them and had asked him if he was dating Kristen. She claims he's not interested. Maybe it's her. Biatch!

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  46. AnonymousJuly 12, 2009 at 1:56 AM

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  47. AnonymousJuly 12, 2009 at 2:30 AM

    Nikki Reed???
    LOL forever at this crap.. If it is true then good for Rob. That bioch just fill up his resume.

    LOOKS Check
    MONEY Check
    Sex Appeal Check
    SEX skills Check
    OLD soul Check
    Talent Check

    WHAT A MAN!!!

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  48. AnonymousJuly 12, 2009 at 4:02 AM

    If this is true....I just have one thing to say....

    WOOF.

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