Keep Your Lips Off Robert Pattinson


Well Cardboard Cutout Edward that is.

A CINEMA has banned fans from kissing the cardboard cutout of a film's lead actor – because they might catch swine flu.

Teenage girls had been planting kisses on, or hugging, the cutout of Brit heartthrob Robert Pattinson – who plays Edward in The Twilight Saga: New Moon – at the Reel Cinema, in Crewe.

But the fun is now over after a warning was slapped across Robert's face.(Kate:Not the Face, c'mon people)
It reads: "Please help reduce the spread of germs by refraining from giving Edward, or any other character for that matter, a kiss or hug."

Film-star Robert and American Taylor Lautner star as vampires in the box office hit,

Reel Cinemas admits the popularity of the film with teenage girls has been incredible.

Managing director Kailash Suri said: "The film was so popular that our performances were sold out for the first week.

"The girls were coming in and having their pictures taken. They were getting a bit carried away and in the nicest possible way we said 'don't kiss him'.

"The film has such a huge following."

Robert, who played Quidditch star Cedric Diggory, in the Harry Potter film series, is dubbed R-Patz in the U.S. tabloids.

Cinema supervisor Mandy Taylor, aged 35, of Shavington, said: "We put the sign up because of swine flu.

"If people started kissing him it could spread.

"We have to be more careful now. Robert is a big hit with fans. I'm reading the books at the moment. The films are great, Robert's character is very sexy."

New Moon fan James Meek, aged 21, of Crewe, added: "The film was full of emotion and the girls feel sorry for Edward and he is good looking too, so that's why they like him.

"I understand why the cinema has put the sign up but we had a little bit of a chuckle at it. It's a bit silly."
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31 comments:

  1. Geography idiot rears her silly head: Where's Crewe?

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  2. OK, I am obsessed with Rob, but I am not that obsessed.

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  3. Check out what this BK did with the Rob stand up? They cut it in half to fit it on the door, and his torso is stretched in a funky way. LOL. Do not mess with the Pattz standup in any way, shape, or form!

    http://twitpic.com/s0zor

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  4. OMG, I am LMAO at the first line!

    What Rob is this? HardRob (stop!), CutOutRob? FauxRob? I like that one...

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  5. I don't even...this is TOO MUCH lol

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  6. if the people at Madame Tussaud ever decide to make a Robward wax figure display they will have a very hard time keeping him clothed and will have to reapply layers of wax every week with all the kissing and rubbing that would happen on that wax figure LOL :D

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  7. Faux Rob, Gwen! I did just get vaccinated, so bring it on. Would draw the line at kissing cardboard, though! I'm not twelve!!

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  8. LOL @ Purple83 so true!!
    Leann, Crewe is in England ;-)

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  9. It's the price you pay for a bit of Rob love! lmao.

    I can understand posing with the Edward cut out, but kissing it? Maybe that is going a bit too far, especially if it is a public one!

    Rhonda, that's hilarious!

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  10. "Film-star Robert and American Taylor Lautner star as vampires in the box office hit" .. didn't know Taylor was a vampire now.. xD

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  11. That is too funny!! But I agree with Kate...don`t cover THE FACE!! I don`t think I would kiss a public stand-up, but I have my own personal one that lives in my bedroom...I`ll leave it at that! =)

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  12. OMG the lips... so kissable! *_*

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  13. That really is gross...

    buy your own cardboard Edward and then you can make out with him in the privacy of your own home...

    LOL!

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  14. OMG...
    I just saw the paps photos of Robert from the night of Bobby's concert. The pics are horrible. I regret seeing them. I hate them and I hate the paps-stupid vultures...

    Rob, I'm so sorry about these paps. Take care there!!! We miis you!!!

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  15. Oh, i didn't know that Rob has also a male admires, which are also talented and handsome.

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  16. I have to shamefully admit that I occasionally put a smacker on mine. That said I'm the only one doing it and it's in my bedroom. *totally embarrassed now*

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  17. Thanks Kate!

    BTW, Rob was spotted at Bobby's show last night...unfortunately it was a papfest per usual. Ugh. But RobBeard is HAWT!

    http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/12/05/robert_pattinson_at_hotel_cafe_photo_gallery.php

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  18. fucking vultures....they don't even have the info right...he was at Marcus Fosters concert with Bobby, not Bobby's show...

    He clearly did not want to be photographed.....

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  19. Ok, I know there's an email for Goz & co, but can't find it.

    This is too funny: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/12/04/cougar.cruise/index.html

    Can you picture a cruise of cougars (pumas, kittens, etc.)---and Rob????

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  20. fucking paps. the true fans miss him but not enough for that kind of harassment. those pics make me sick, he looks really upset and poor Bobby is trying to help shield him in the car-that kind of behavior is completely uncalled for and should be outlawed.

    <3 you, Rob, but I'd rather not see you than have to see you treated like that.

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  21. You cannot get swine flu but humping, thank you very much...

    I draw the line at kissing tho ;P

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  23. He's not cardboard, he's just quiet. (That's from an old TV ad and I can't even remember what it was for--Rob has me distracted.)

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  24. OMG. this is really hilarious.

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  25. I can completely understand them although I wouldn't do that myself. When I went to the premiere everybody was like taking pictures of the poster, it was like a red carpet premiere sans the real actors, my friends kept teasing me of standing beside the big pictures like everyone but I vehemently refused, I would feel like a dork if I did. But I did want to snatch one of the cutout's of Edward, I'm thinking of ways to request one of the cinemas I've been to if they could give me it after the showing of New Moon.

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