Awww...so pretty...pretty eyes, lips (tingle) and hair. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT GIRLS??? My estrogen is being swamped by my testosterone because my estrogen can't do nothin about THE SITUATION so my testosterone is saying, LET'S GET (I mean kick) SOME ASS! Frustrating.
What does NBFRC stand for? No Body Fucks Robert Club? As in No Body here gets to Fuck Robert? There better be some liquor at this club!! or some Robert impersonators. It will get ugly without one, the other or both. Just sayin'.
@sparkledazed So true, but we can do anything our imaginations let us do! Really, I think the NBFRC has been called to order. Wish I were the hand heading for the pocket of those button fly jeans. You know I have a preference for freebaggin' thoughts!
@RPG - Fans nothing...I'm bringing towels and plastic to cover the furniture with if we're gonna talk about the button flys...cause I'd pop them off with my teeth!! =)
sparkledazed Girl, get yourself some liquor, get your motor runnin', cause you were born to be wild. (At least in your mind-haha). Rob makes us all think naughty thoughts!
jc....thanks, I think I will take your advice and have some drinks (even though I'm in AA....kidding. and take a break from the Rob photo inspection (my 2nd job) for awhile. It is seriously causing some unwelcome side effects. It makes ya kind of grouchy.
LOL Leslie...plastic...got a visual (for some reason the furniture was lawn furniture).
LMFAO @ Sparkle! ya, that is pretty much it...heehee
RL might get in the way for me tonight, at least for a while, but hopefully I can meet up with you guys before you adjourn the meeting-cuz I've got a couple of things to say about the buttonflys as well! RAWR!
LOL, jc....GOD I hope that is NOT the case. I'm already sad about prettyRob....I don't need to be crying over my own va jj too. pitiful & frustrated...what a life!
Kemberly: I just looked up peen to make sure...yes, it's a deal. Mirrors, check......vodka.....check..... tissues for drying tears....check...Shamwow absorbent cloths for "other"...check.
I've always had to laugh when hearing comments that Rob has 'womanly' hips. I'd always think...huh? Dat boy ain't got no womanly hips. Look at 'em. Straight up and down like a boy. What he's got is strong thighs (oh god Nik, don't go there...too late...already there) AND he's usually wearing baggy pants that can make him look a bit fuller in the hip. But no. He's got too much testosterone in him to grow hips. Why do you think he looks so much older than he is? Why does he look so much a man than your average 23 year old? TESTOSTERONE! I've sometimes wondered when he absorbed his twin's genetic material in utero, that he didn't get more of his share...of everything. 'Cause god knows, he's as handsome as TWO devils (although that could have been a Rob 'story' and not true at all. But I remember flinching when he said..."I ate the baby.")
Now then...this NBFRC? The requirements for membership would be? Simply being a naughty bitch where one Mr. Robert Thomas Pattinson is concerned?
Why do you think 'women' respond to him the way they do? All those comments about jumping ovaries and getting knocked up just by gazing into those eyes? Because estrogen responds to testosterone?
A primal response.
There's nothing wrong with us ladies. Were simply responding to nature's call.
I think there is something wrong with any woman who DOESN'T get turned on when she looks at Rob! Both my sisters have said he doesn't do anything for them & they just don't see it! WHAT??? Are they blind? My daughter's reaction was priceless, she said "Are they lesbian or something?" lol
Spellbound I think your daughter makes a good point!!! haha Sorry, how can anyone not see the total picture that is Rob. Well, if they can't see it, we'll just secretly smile inside at what we already know for a fact-Rob is king of hawt!!!
Back in 2008 (before Twilight was released), Rob talked about his being a twin at conception but that the fetus didn't develop and that he absorbed all of that genetic material. He was being rather thoughtful and reflective about it saying, 'I have the strength of a man and of this little baby as well.' And then he laughed it off with..."I ate the baby." Don't know if he was just spinning a yarn or not. My impression is that he wasn't. But he's never mentioned it again. And you know they had to be identical because he wouldn't have been able to absorb anything if they weren't in the same embryonic sac.
But it gave me pause. Can you imagine the world with TWO OF HIM running around? It would simply be tooooooooo much. If there were two of them, we'd all be long dead by now. Although, now that I think of it...
With two of them running around, it would up the odds that one of us might...just might have a chance at getting nailed up against a wall. Or under a table. Or on top of a table. Or on the roof of a car. Or under a car. Or even in the car. Or behind a dumpster. Or in a dumpster.
Sumbuddy stop me. I could go on forever.
Not to mention a threesome. Oh my gawd. Yes, I'd like to order the 'two Robs' on loaf of french bread . Heavy on the mayo.
God. I cannot believe I just said that.
Guess that means the meeting has officially come to order.
Bang. Bang. (that was the gavel coming down...or not)
A two Rob sandwich w/ mayo? I'll take one of those!! The twin story is interesting...it might explain how he's got the gorgeousness & hotness of two (or really more than two!) wrapped up in one man!
Yanno. I'm not sure he wasn't telling the truth about his twin. As I recall (and it's been over a year since I saw the interview...anybody else see it?), he was rather serious and I thought I heard maybe a touch of guilt over the fact that he survived and his twin didn't (as you may recall, Elvis Presley carried the same guilt over his twin all of his life. A big difference though...Jesse Presley was actually born. He lived and died). And then the way he sluffed it off (as if he realized he was getting too serious) with..."I ate the baby." (and that's a direct quote). Also, the way he talked about having that baby's strength inside of him. I think he might have actually been relaying something that mattered to him. Just a guess.
And yes, it would explain alot. He's so much more physically mature than you're average 23 year old. But it's more than that. It's something he 'gives off.' It's as though he's got an extra dose of whatever it is, that makes a man.
I don't know how to explain it. I just know it when I see it. And I saw it in him the moment I layed eyes on him (which just happened to be in the flesh before I even knew who he was). That man exudes sensuality and man oh man, does he give off 'heat.'
@Nik-awww well then I hope the poor man doesn't feel guilty about..it happens in one out of every eight pregnancies it says and most are not even known..there is something very very special about that man..that's for sure..he's very gifted and yes alil more mature than how he has tried to act in past interviews..I do love his sense of humor tho..I've been on the other thread going on about what's his name..but there is just something more to Robert than just looks..some magnetism that pulls the females in..great for a man his age but I bet kinda scary at times as well.
Damn HE IS SO HOT!!
ReplyDeleteOMG, the 1st photo, just look at him...
ReplyDeleteWhat a man!!!
Oh,and how cute is his huge laugh in the last HQ.
ReplyDeleteAnd his stare on the photo when he's holding his shirt? Wow
I didn't notice those at first, becuse I was too dazzled by the 1st picture:)
Jesus, those button fly jeans are killing me!
ReplyDeleteGAH. Best.Jeans.EVER.
ReplyDeleteGAH!!!too hot to handle!
ReplyDeleteMmmm, button fly. But, that photo where he's pulling on his shirt just made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteMY NEW AVI!!!
ReplyDeleteI just couldn't resist:D
Ha, I love how there's no japanese word for the 'hottest' that is Rob.
ReplyDeleteBack to the jeans: I never saw two legs meet at a more perfect junction. Love his legs!
ReplyDeleteI think it might be time to call a NBFRC meeting!!! The Buttonfly Jeans demand it!! I swear my heart races every time there is a picture of them!!
ReplyDelete@the fifth one-well HELLOOOOO Mr. Robert Pattinson~!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteAwww...so pretty...pretty eyes, lips (tingle) and hair. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT GIRLS??? My estrogen is being swamped by my testosterone because my estrogen can't do nothin about THE SITUATION so my testosterone is saying, LET'S GET (I mean kick) SOME ASS! Frustrating.
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY!!!!
ReplyDeletethose tight ASS Button Fly jeans need to come with a WARNING!!!
Oh Hot damn...I so want to unbutton his fly!!!!
Leslie!!! Yes!!! I'm buried deep in Xmas wrapping, but we may need to meet up later for the NBFRC meeting!!
ReplyDeleteBring fans!
What does NBFRC stand for? No Body Fucks Robert Club? As in No Body here gets to Fuck Robert? There better be some liquor at this club!! or some Robert impersonators. It will get ugly without one, the other or both. Just sayin'.
ReplyDelete@sparkledazed
ReplyDeleteSo true, but we can do anything our imaginations let us do! Really, I think the NBFRC has been called to order.
Wish I were the hand heading for the pocket of those button fly jeans. You know I have a preference for freebaggin' thoughts!
@RPG - Fans nothing...I'm bringing towels and plastic to cover the furniture with if we're gonna talk about the button flys...cause I'd pop them off with my teeth!! =)
ReplyDeletejc...I don't have a very good imagination...I'm screwed I guess....not literally, unfortunately. Bring on the liquor.
ReplyDeletesparkledazed
ReplyDeleteGirl, get yourself some liquor, get your motor runnin', cause you were born to be wild. (At least in your mind-haha). Rob makes us all think naughty thoughts!
jc....thanks, I think I will take your advice and have some drinks (even though I'm in AA....kidding. and take a break from the Rob photo inspection (my 2nd job) for awhile. It is seriously causing some unwelcome side effects. It makes ya kind of grouchy.
ReplyDeleteLOL Leslie...plastic...got a visual (for some reason the furniture was lawn furniture).
Sparkle,
ReplyDeleteNaughty Bitches For Rob Club!!!
Hell ya on the plastic!!!!
rpg: what happens at this club? do the members just cry in unison and then look at their vaginas with mirrors?
ReplyDeleteNBFRC:
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the Wesson oil!
Sparkle,
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Anything that floats your boat!
sparkledazed
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! However, I think the crying would come after looking in the mirrors.
LMFAO @ Sparkle! ya, that is pretty much it...heehee
ReplyDeleteRL might get in the way for me tonight, at least for a while, but hopefully I can meet up with you guys before you adjourn the meeting-cuz I've got a couple of things to say about the buttonflys as well! RAWR!
Jesus..
ReplyDeleteare you trying to kill me???
those jeans...the button fly ones!!! I just cannot stop ... stop....OH MY GOD
I AM DEAD...
LOL, jc....GOD I hope that is NOT the case. I'm already sad about prettyRob....I don't need to be crying over my own va jj too. pitiful & frustrated...what a life!
ReplyDeleteLMAO@Sparkle-U bring the mirrors, I'll bring the sparkly peens~!!! ;P
ReplyDeleteKemberly: I just looked up peen to make sure...yes, it's a deal. Mirrors, check......vodka.....check.....
ReplyDeletetissues for drying tears....check...Shamwow absorbent cloths for "other"...check.
C-U
5th pic down...
ReplyDeleteI've always had to laugh when hearing comments that Rob has 'womanly' hips. I'd always think...huh? Dat boy ain't got no womanly hips. Look at 'em. Straight up and down like a boy. What he's got is strong thighs (oh god Nik, don't go there...too late...already there) AND he's usually wearing baggy pants that can make him look a bit fuller in the hip. But no. He's got too much testosterone in him to grow hips. Why do you think he looks so much older than he is? Why does he look so much a man than your average 23 year old? TESTOSTERONE! I've sometimes wondered when he absorbed his twin's genetic material in utero, that he didn't get more of his share...of everything. 'Cause god knows, he's as handsome as TWO devils (although that could have been a Rob 'story' and not true at all. But I remember flinching when he said..."I ate the baby.")
Now then...this NBFRC? The requirements for membership would be? Simply being a naughty bitch where one Mr. Robert Thomas Pattinson is concerned?
Sign me up.
Nik
Sparkly peens....YES, please!!!
ReplyDeleteYep Nik...that's the only requirement!! Welcome!!
ReplyDeleteP.S.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think 'women' respond to him the way they do? All those comments about jumping ovaries and getting knocked up just by gazing into those eyes? Because estrogen responds to testosterone?
A primal response.
There's nothing wrong with us ladies. Were simply responding to nature's call.
A biological response.
Nik
OMG..I am totally missing something..I've never heard this twin story..someone PLS do tell~!
ReplyDelete@Ladies-I also have my personal fave..PURPLE PEEN ;)
I seriously need to open a shop..LOL
Okay. I should have said that differently. 'Nature's call' sounds like we need to take a leak.
ReplyDeleteLet me just sum it up...
You look at that man and you just want to lie down on the ground and procreate with him.
Am I right? Or am I right?
Call it what you want. Biology. Primal. Nature. Wanting to fuck like crazed weasels.
Repeat. Ain't nothing wrong with us.
Nik
Nik-you are most definately right.
ReplyDelete=)
I have def got to be a member of this club! LOL @ the plastic covering the furniture! That always cums in handy when you're looking at/discussing Rob!
ReplyDeleteI think there is something wrong with any woman who DOESN'T get turned on when she looks at Rob! Both my sisters have said he doesn't do anything for them & they just don't see it! WHAT??? Are they blind? My daughter's reaction was priceless, she said "Are they lesbian or something?" lol
ReplyDelete'crazed weasels?' lol I learn a new expression with interesting visuals, every day.
ReplyDeleteNik-you are right!
ReplyDeleteSpellbound
I think your daughter makes a good point!!! haha
Sorry, how can anyone not see the total picture that is Rob. Well, if they can't see it, we'll just secretly smile inside at what we already know for a fact-Rob is king of hawt!!!
LMAO @ "crazed weasels"!! what a visual!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!! Crazed weasels! But you are sooooo right Nik......God, where are the towels?!?!?
ReplyDeleteKemberly...
ReplyDeleteBack in 2008 (before Twilight was released), Rob talked about his being a twin at conception but that the fetus didn't develop and that he absorbed all of that genetic material. He was being rather thoughtful and reflective about it saying, 'I have the strength of a man and of this little baby as well.' And then he laughed it off with..."I ate the baby." Don't know if he was just spinning a yarn or not. My impression is that he wasn't. But he's never mentioned it again. And you know they had to be identical because he wouldn't have been able to absorb anything if they weren't in the same embryonic sac.
But it gave me pause. Can you imagine the world with TWO OF HIM running around? It would simply be tooooooooo much. If there were two of them, we'd all be long dead by now. Although, now that I think of it...
With two of them running around, it would up the odds that one of us might...just might have a chance at getting nailed up against a wall. Or under a table. Or on top of a table. Or on the roof of a car. Or under a car. Or even in the car. Or behind a dumpster. Or in a dumpster.
Sumbuddy stop me. I could go on forever.
Not to mention a threesome. Oh my gawd. Yes, I'd like to order the 'two Robs' on loaf of french bread . Heavy on the mayo.
God. I cannot believe I just said that.
Guess that means the meeting has officially come to order.
Bang. Bang. (that was the gavel coming down...or not)
Nik
A two Rob sandwich w/ mayo? I'll take one of those!! The twin story is interesting...it might explain how he's got the gorgeousness & hotness of two (or really more than two!) wrapped up in one man!
ReplyDeleteOh I see, sounds like he was just spinning a tale to me..but u never know..now I'm thinking of two Roberts..OMG the possibilities....
ReplyDelete*THUD*
Thanks, Nik ;)
*sigh*
Yanno. I'm not sure he wasn't telling the truth about his twin.
ReplyDeleteAs I recall (and it's been over a year since I saw the interview...anybody else see it?), he was rather serious and I thought I heard maybe a touch of guilt over the fact that he survived and his twin didn't (as you may recall, Elvis Presley carried the same guilt over his twin all of his life. A big difference though...Jesse Presley was actually born. He lived and died). And then the way he sluffed it off (as if he realized he was getting too serious) with..."I ate the baby." (and that's a direct quote). Also, the way he talked about having that baby's strength inside of him. I think he might have actually been relaying something that mattered to him. Just a guess.
And yes, it would explain alot. He's so much more physically mature than you're average 23 year old. But it's more than that. It's something he 'gives off.' It's as though he's got an extra dose of whatever it is, that makes a man.
I don't know how to explain it. I just know it when I see it. And I saw it in him the moment I layed eyes on him (which just happened to be in the flesh before I even knew who he was). That man exudes sensuality and man oh man, does he give off 'heat.'
Fanning myself just thinking back on it. Whew!
Nik
Male heat.
ReplyDeleteYum, jeans...sigh!
ReplyDelete@Nik-awww well then I hope the poor man doesn't feel guilty about..it happens in one out of every eight pregnancies it says and most are not even known..there is something very very special about that man..that's for sure..he's very gifted and yes alil more mature than how he has tried to act in past interviews..I do love his sense of humor tho..I've been on the other thread going on about what's his name..but there is just something more to Robert than just looks..some magnetism that pulls the females in..great for a man his age but I bet kinda scary at times as well.
ReplyDeleteGULP.
ReplyDelete