Robert Pattinson as a Jersey Shore Character? NO!

Oh no they didn't!

MTV.com manipped Rob into one of the characters from Jersey Shore... Thanks but no thanks, we'll take the original :))




MTV.com: Forget Taylor Lautner's muscles, Robert Pattinson with Ronnie's guns is a dream waiting to come true.

113 comments:

  1. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

    (suz runs pulling hair out!)

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  2. That's disturbing.

    & Rob in Ed Hardy is surely a sin on it's own MTV?!

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  3. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    This is wrong....my eyes, my eyes...

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  4. Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I am from New Jersey and spent countless hours on the Jersey shore boardwalks. We are not all like that but I've seen them my whole life and let me tell you even I'm scared of this!!!!! I'm going to go look at Rob in all his perfection now and hopefully get this image out of my mind!!!!

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  5. This is so so soooooo wrong!!!
    I can't even look at it:(

    I just hope Rob won't see it.

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  6. Jeez, no thanks.

    Tall and lanky any time!

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  7. Ewwwwwwwww!!!!
    Four-exclamation-point-worthy, ewwe
    This pic just about give me brain bleed.

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  8. Jesus!!!!
    Terrible!!!

    Much better than Taylor Lautner.

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  9. Oh gosh!! Rob I like your skinny hot self!!!(:

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  10. Uhhh. I just threw up in my mouth..

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  11. I live close to the Jersey shore too. There's no one like that there.

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  12. @jmm you are clearly not in South Jersey!

    lol

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  13. --when I saw the photo manip I thought -Yuck!! and several o fyou beat me to it! Then i said, gross!!! and cupcake said it already! I will merely second the motions.

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  14. Still chuckling at the reaction. heh heh :-) Am thinking this is still the right place for me after all.

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  15. I'm in North Jersey now and thank G_d we don't have anything like this!!
    and to reiterate:

    yuck!
    gross!
    eww!
    feh!!
    bleahhhhhh!!

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  16. Ya know this just further confirms that I like my men a bit slighter and not so muscle bound. I think I feel a bit ill.........

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  17. I just lost my lunch, YUCK!!!!

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  18. And Gozde-- I'm with you--have never seen it, and never plan to.

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  19. me no likey this type of physique....me likey pale, hairy, lanky, fluffy hair...minus nipple ring, minus religious decoration, minus orange board shorts, minus phallic hairdo, and minus the missing brain matter. this makey me sicky like vertigo.

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  20. LMAO @ Sparkle-phallic hairdo! that dude could cut-a-bitch with his hair gel... ;D

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  21. RPL: LOL...no doubt. It't the Rhino-Do. This is sooo against my belief system.

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  22. LMFAO-it is downright UNHOLY.

    ok, I need to go if I'm going to salvage any appetite for lunch...feeling queasy! haha

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  23. Goz, please have mercy! Fingerporn, Jawporn, Eyelashporn! Even DorkyRob, mis-buttoned plaid shirt with ripped jeans is waaaaaay better! Way.

    Gwen is shuddering, still, and not in a good way. How do you "unsee" something? Please, for the love of The Pretty! Give us a new Rob-licious pix.

    Jersy Shore pix: (Make it go away, make it go away.)

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  24. OMG... No thank you... The real Rob with his own perfect and beautiful body will do...
    This is horrible! Who would like such a piece of meat... It's horrible, no charm, just blob... LOL anyway...

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  25. eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

    I want the natural Rob!

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  26. MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

    I`m with Gwen...how do you unsee something?! I think we need some finger/lip/eyelash porn PRONTO!!!

    Although I think I`m blind now, so I won`t be able to see it...if someone could just describe it to me, I might be cured...

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  27. can one actually bleach their memory?..God!!!Don't mess with perfection!!!!

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  28. can one actually bleach their memory?..God!!!Don't mess with perfection!!!!

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  29. And ITA with everyone...I like my men tall, wonky, and hairy!! ;)

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  30. I think DorkyRob, mis-buttoned plaid shirt with ripped jeans is the BEST. SUHHHHH-LURPPPPP.

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  31. ummm hell to the no

    gimme my gangly Rob back.

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  32. I have the same thoughts as Janece! But it's pretty funny because it's so far off from Rob I can't even see it as him.

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  33. I think it's unanimous, Goz: put up SOMETHING ELSE so that this isn't the first thing we see when we refresh the screen. Please, have mercy.

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  34. yes to what THEY said....

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    gross gross gross
    yuck no way!!!!
    BLEH!
    wrong wrong wrong
    so disturbing
    terrible
    vomit inducing
    no likey
    UNHOLY

    that gave me the creepy shivers
    must now go look at JAWPORN 1 & 2 to cleanse my eyes....

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  35. It want go away...no matter how many times I refresh...make it go away...waaaaaaaaaa

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  36. Eww gross! LOL No nipple piercing and no Ed Hardy on Rob! I will surely have nightmares now!

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  37. Take the original? Absolutely... this is just ick.

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  38. Hey! I'm the first with 'ick'!
    I'll add icky to my list, as well.

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  39. yuck, yuck, yuck

    take it down, cant even look at it.

    never saw it either but my husband watches the episodes online, why he does, i have NO freaking clue.

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  40. Haha we r all so grossed out by it! I can't picture a hot British accent with that body! lol! He isn't that gangly tho!(: Want it back plz!! I think i'm going 2 tape a pic of him in that spot until it leaves! :D

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  42. I can't stop cringing.

    I have no idea why but to me it's like Vanilla Ice meets AC Slater. I think I've been staring at it for too long.

    What a pinhead. You'd think they could have used a picture with the right size of head at least.

    LOL Ana!!

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  43. (peeks through fingers...)

    Is it still there? I`m afraid to look...I had to go through my JAWPORN pics to restore my eye sight...

    (looks up) AHHHHHHHH!!!!

    (covers up eyes quickly)

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  44. LOL Em!! I was thinking AC Slater too!!

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  45. Rob's personality seems the antithesis of the Jersey Shore overly muscle-bound stereotype.:/

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  46. So nice to know that I'm not alone with my good taste in male physiques. That body is soooooo horribly unattractive to me.
    *shudders*

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  47. I don't remember AC Slater having a nipple ring though...

    I thought steroids made your head get bigger and well, other things, get smaller. Not the other way around.

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  48. Someone pass me the brain bleach! Quick! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! x_x

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  49. Cue Aretha singing:
    "Rescue me
    Oh take me in your arms
    Rescue me
    I want your tender charms..."

    Some tweet Goz or Kat or Kate! It's a 911 emergency. We NEED REAL Rob! ; )

    It'd be totally fine if it's Shirtless Rob, btw. (Or mostly Naked Rob too.)

    (Gwen peeks, asking quietly, "Is it gone yet?")

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  50. Em-LMAO! I'm quite sure that beneath the Ed Hardy you can find your shriveled proof. EWWWW!!! :P

    I think I'd rather look at the zygote! Gozde, please, have mercy and give us a new top pic?

    {sadpuppyeyes}

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  51. ok that is just so WRONG on so many levels, ack! & I'm from Jersey!

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  52. (sings with Gwen)

    Cause I`m lonely
    And I`m blue
    I need you
    And your love too...

    Don`t look...it`s still there!!

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  53. LMAO! The shriveled proof....that's a lovely image. Eeeew

    You're probably right though.

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  54. heehee, just doing my part to perpetuate the gross...XD

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  55. Were we bad? Are we being punished?
    (Gwen hangs her naughty head down.)

    We're sorry. REALLY, really sorry. Please, no more NJFauxRob!!!

    Um, can we have REAL Rob back now? Pretty please, with lots of sugar? ; )

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  56. That is so wrong on so many levels, it's just gross!

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  57. LOL @ Gwen

    If I've been a Naughty Bitch, I'd rather just have a spanking. ;))

    just sayin'

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  58. Yeah (looks down and kicks dirt around like a 5 year old that just got busted)

    We didn`t mean whatever it is that we did...promise!! (holds halo over head) =)

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  59. RPL, shh, I'm not really sorry---just said that so that Goz will change the pix!

    (Wow, Gwen just had a naughty image of Rob handing out spankings here. Yes, Gwen is a true NB.)

    ; )

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  60. Ppssstttt Gwen....do you think they bought it?!?

    @RPL - A spanking does sound much more interesting! ;)

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  61. I hope the poor jack-hole that actually posed for this pic doesn't happen upon this thread...he would probably off himself after reading this! Oh, forgot, he probably can't read. poor bastard.

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  62. LOL @ Leslie!

    I feel like Gozde is saying, "you want me to give you something to cry about?!"

    [j/k, Gozde =)]

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  63. LHR, my halo is a litttttlle bit dusty. (Gwen picks it up, dusts it off and places it rather crookedly on her lovely head. "Do you think this will really work?")

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  64. If Rob is the one handing them out then all I have to say is...thank you, may I have another!!

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  65. I would not say no to seeing the real Rob in board shorts though.

    I love the pics of Remember Me Rob in shorts. Cute legs on that one.

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  66. (whispers to Gwen) That`s what the horns are for...to hold the halo up!
    And I think it might...just keep an angelic smile on and puppy dog eyes and I think we might fool them...

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  67. RPL, maybe Goz was aiming for the folks on that OTHER thread? You know the one---with the loud sirens, crying, words-a-flying, tempers flaring, scratching/meowing. That one?

    Maybe Goz just got confused. Cause we know she loves us and would never want to cause our eyeballs this much damage. Right? ; )

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  68. the thing is, when this guy posed for this pic you know he was thinking "hell yeah, ladies, soak it in, I look goooooood."

    um, hell NO, meathead.

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  69. I was thinking the same thing Gwen...surely she wouldn`t make all of us pay for that...would she?

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  70. LHR, so that's what my horns are for! (Gwen slaps herself and winks at Leslie.)

    I'm baking fresh cookies to help with the halos and the puppydog eyes. (That should work, right?)

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  71. ouch. i think i'm blind!

    seriously, that turns my stomach. can't imagine ANYONE likes it *too many comments = too lazy to read them all, but COME ON!!!

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  72. lol, Gwen, that's what I was wondering, too!

    I can think of a couple who deserve this pic, but I think we've been good!

    {straightens the halo hanging on my horns}

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  73. aw, cookies sound good but I've gotta go for now. have fun, NB's!

    <33

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  74. Cookies!! Yes...I think that will help...maybe we should all sing kumbaya too! It can`t hurt!

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  75. Gwen wails "It's STILL there!"

    (Yurgh, shudder. Rubs at eyes frantically.)

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  76. Peace out RPL...go look at some Rob porn...it helps!

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  77. Gwen is going to get some coffee. She may add some Jameson to it if this pix is still here when she gets back... ; )

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  78. ew, I just threw up in my mouth a little....

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  79. Suz is wondering why Gwen refers to herself in 3rd person....

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  80. i've found this, i like it and i wanted to share it with you. i don't know if you've already seen it or if you want to so i warn --> Remember Me SPOILER

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9w9me_robert-pattinson-remember-me-fight_shortfilms

    i just do this to forget the photo of this post...

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  81. That is just wrong on so many different levels!

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  82. Gah!! It's still here? I've been gone for hours...

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  83. please please please please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
    make it go away!

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  84. it might actually be even worse than zygota pics .... never thought I would say that ... now,
    where is my bleach ?

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  85. Omg!!!! It's still there! :p I'd rather have a spanking from Rob too! :) hehe! ahh, for a moment I didn't think of that awful photo!! Rob's face is too gorgeous to be put on a ugly thing such as that body!! Unnatural and unhealthy!!

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  86. Oh Sarah, a spanking would not be a bad thing from Rob!!

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  87. This is many shades of wrong...

    I love the hobo he is:)

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  88. LMAO @ Suz & Gwen~!!!

    I'll be the first to say this one..that's just OOGY o.0

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  89. I like Gwen in the 3rd person, I like Gwen period :) Amen to everyone!! Please, please pull this one down, Goz! I promise to never, ever make a single negative comment about anyone...everyone ready to promise with me?

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  90. OMG, I'm LMAO! Why didn't you guys email or tweet me :P I would have posted something else sooner, lol. I wasn't reading the comments, sorry :(

    LMAO!

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  91. @jlsentangleweb, Gwen hearts you bigtime! ; )

    Gah, THANK YOU GOZ!!!

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  92. that is so disturbing!

    I have lived at the Jersey Shore my whole life and that is definitely not how the people from here are!

    Must get that picture out of my head asap..........!

    :p

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  93. I have never laughed so much from anything posted here or anywhere else. Thanks folks. :-D

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  94. @Gozde, you know what else is wrong with this? I had Robsessed as my homepage (don't judge me! LOL) and every time I signed online today, that nasty was in my face. Gah! Had to set a new HP.

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  95. Oh no Jules :(( That makes me sad :(

    Boohoo to whoever made that pic :P

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  96. Gross and disgusting.
    I could have gone my whole life without seeing such a putrid thing.
    I need to lie down now....

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  97. OMG I HATE it!!!!!!! NO NO NO that's just wrong.

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  98. LOL no Jules ur not Robsessed at all..why would we judge you???











    freak....

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  99. @Gozde, you remedied the situation with the yummies from NYC and I was able to reset Robsessed as my hp. I forgive you and the evil creator of musclerob.

    Kemberly, you're one feisty lil redhead, you know that?
    @freak, that's what he said. :p

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  100. @Jules-Every blog should have one..my sexy tanned bitch :)

    .........and he wasn't complaining either ;p LOL

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