VIDEO: Robert Pattinson Gives The Best Intro To An Interview EVER!

VIDEO: Robert Pattinson Gives The Best Intro To An Interview EVER!

In true Rob style he starts the interview with a great story. Watch below to find out. It's a Fun interview with lots of laughing Rob.

Robert Pattinson releases a statement about the dog pleasuring fiasco from Jimmy Kimmel Live

Robert Pattinson releases a statement about the dog pleasuring fiasco from Jimmy Kimmel Live

We got a clean up on aisle 5!



Looks like PromoRob needs a break. LOL I'm not sure if you followed the media post-KimmelRob but his hyperbolic story about masturbating dogs on the set of Good Time went viral.



PETA got involved, released statements, notified press, there have been headlines...very interesting headlines and it's been hilariously blown out of proportion. So much so that ROBERT PATTINSON actually released a statement to clear things up.



From Gossip Cop:

The story I told on Jimmy Kimmel last night seems to have spiraled out of control. What didn’t come across is that this was supposed to be a joke. No one at all expected or assumed that anything like that would happen on the Good Time set. We are all huge animal lovers and would obviously never do anything to harm an animal. Everyone involved in Good Time are amazing professionals and have come together to make a movie that I’m extremely proud of. I feel embarrassed that in the moment, I was trying to make Jimmy laugh, only to create confusion and a false impression.

This whole thing has been very amusing to me.



Oh come on! This is hysterical. Rob has a history of crazy stories on Kimmel. This time, he got himself so deep, he had to release a statement - something he basically never does.



And I'm still laughing. Oh Rob...



Now I wonder if Colbert will bring it up....

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Things that make you go LOL: Robert Pattinson is rocking some new jewelry?

Things that make you go LOL: Robert Pattinson is rocking some new jewelry? 

Rob has given us ringporn before when he's played a married man (Breaking Dawn, Bel Ami) and even in photoshoots like this pic from Vanity Fair (2009).



But this...I'm cracking up. Literally snorting. I think the online unit of People Magazine is hitting the pipe too hard. Or have they been taken over by the staff of Hollywood Lies? Either way...they've written some comical fan fiction today.

From People:

Is Robert Pattinson looking to seal the deal with FKA twigs? The Twilight star, 28, and his musician girlfriend, 27, are both sporting promise rings, a friend of the couple tells PEOPLE.
"He wants to marry her," the source says, describing his pal as "much more calm and happy than before."
"They are inseparable when they are together. They live at his house," the source adds.

Click the link above to read more of this tale.

So never mind the fact that we can just, oh....I don't know. Look at recent pics of Rob to see he's ringless.

Rob: I've got no rings on me, bro!
Bro: Riiiiight. 



FKA twigs: Robert...where is your ring? He won't show them our love!
Rob: I'm just here to tease them, babe. It's on my right hand.



FKA twigs: I'll tease them too. Robert, I've put my ring on my left hand and you keep yours on your right. No one will ever guess. Distract them with your left hand!
Rob: You got it. *flashes handporn*



Rob: So Dior told me no rings allowed with this white and gold suit.
Sienna: I think that was a poor choice! Your lovely gold promise band would fit in nicely with the suit.
Rob: I know, S. I know. 

 

Clearly it's all just a conspiracy to keep us from enjoying ringporn. CLEARLY.

Hilarious NEW Pic Of Robert Pattinson From 'The Rover' Set

Hilarious NEW Pic Of Robert Pattinson From 'The Rover' Set

OMG he is too funny!



Thanks Susie!