D-Listed Weighs in On Robert Pattinson's "I Can't Get a Date" Quote

It's like he is reading my mind :))



Thanks to Michael K. at DListed for the hilarity!

When the keeper of the unicorn forest Robert Pattinson farts, crazed Twihards within a 3-mile radius immediately drop their Twidildos and rush to his ass to suck up the essence of his butt air. Truth. So, RPattz is causing my eyeballs to do the wave by saying he can't get a date. Maybe he can't get a date with a sane person, but he can definitely get a date. We know.

Here's what RPattz told the Sydney Morning Herald (via People), "Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can't get a date. Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it's like that all the time now."

It's obvious that RPattz is busting glitter bombs all over that Kristen Stewart girl, so this "Iz kant gitz a datez" wolfshit is just for show. The truth is, there are millions of insane bitches who would go on a date with a piece of RPattz's caca! Seriously, they would take it to Olive Garden, stroke its back when it got scared during a horror movie, and gently peck it on the lips on the porch of its house at the end of the night.

Source: D-Listed

Thanks to MsJBell for the link :)

De-Tagged People Magazine Scans

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InStyle Interview With Kristen Stewart - Update

*can opened worms everywhere!*



I promised an update on the InStyle Interview I posted 3 days ago. I got a response from the author. I am putting the email correspondence here word for word just because I promised.

Also some people seem to confuse InStyle with Life & Style. InStyle is a respectable fashion magazine, Life & Style is a tabloid.

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Hello Mr. Renner,

I have one more question about your article if it's okay. You told me the interview was held in July yet your article says it's for Adventureland promos and describes Kristen's clothing from the day she was doing press for that movie. Which was in March not July. I am trying to be thorough about this. I am guessing you combined a couple of interviews?

Thank you so much for your time,
Gozde

And the reply:

Hey there,

Yes, I interviewed Kristen a couple of times recently. The movie company wanted us to promote Adventureland first, that's why it's mentioned in the article. Most of the quotes used are from the recent interviews though.

Best,
Andreas

The whole interview is behind the cut if you missed it... I know this won't make any difference 'cause people will believe what they WANT to believe but before getting all worked up about it sit back and try to think WHY you are getting so worked up :))

Oh and here's a manip that @Cyn_TR made for @MsJBell :)



Calmer now? :)

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De-Tagged Robert Pattinson Picture from Virgin Blue

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Robert Pattinson in Slovenian and German Press

Thanks to Darja, our Slovenian dealer we have lots of scans and translations from Germany and Slovenia. Only 1 piece of crap which is quite an achievement :))

Slovenian New Moon Poster




Glamour Germany, October 2009

This scan made my day :))



Photosessions are the start of many Hollywood careers.

This Londoner is sporting the signature messy hair look since the age of 15.

Lady Slovenija 7.Oct.2009



Kristen in love, Michael offended

Will jealousy tarnish the wedding?

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are new idols of Hollywood movie industry. Since they made movie Twilight, they are a real life couple. Even more, they are thinking of wedding since they returned from their romantic holidays on one of Canadian islands. their friends say they are made for each other and wedding is the right thing to do. (Gozde: I mean obviously! who DOESN'T advice their 19 year old friend to get married? It's the right thing to do. *eye roll*)

"They understand and complement each other. In the euphoria of their popularity, they are each other' support," they say. Kristen's ex boyfriend, Michael Angarano is not happy about it. They have been together since 2004, when they made movie Speak. They broke up in summer, when Robert made his move. Friend fear his jealousy may tarnish Robert And Kristen's wedding. "Michael is crazy about Kristen and still hopes she'll break up With Robert and come back to him." (Gozde: I'm almost wishing this was true. Michael crashes the wedding, Rob slaps him and there's a bitch fight! One can only hope :))

TONS more after the cut :)

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Alex Meraz: Robert Pattinson is So Mellow

Thanks to Twilight Britney Fan :)

If you are on twitter follow Alex Meraz. His tweets are becoming my favorites after Jamie Bower's ;) Oh and the Twilight Saga has an official twitter now: @Twilight. You can see the "real" twitters of TwiStars on that page. (No Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart or Taylor Lautner)