Robert Pattinson - Deliciously Smooth

With all the talk during the week of all things smooth when I saw this first Robert Pattinson wallpaper by Sara I got a fit of the giggles (so juvenile, I know). I'm so easily amused. I'll just be over here in the corner of the DR if you're looking for me ;-}



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Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer and Kristen Stewart SAVE The Day and Bring World Peace?

Can Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer and Kristen Stewart bring peace to the world? Maybe not but this parody brought peace (and a little bit of pee) to moi!

Enjoy! From TheOnion.com :


Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

Thanks to jittzpattzing for the tip :)

Robert Pattinson's Remember Me Trailer...Twilight Style

Robert Pattinson....Robler, Robward, Tyward?



Could they BE more creative? :)

Thanks to jessimartorell :)

Robert Pattinson in A Movie About Public Sex? *GASP*

This is too good to be true :) The Daily Star claims Robert Pattinson once auditioned for a movie called (...wait for it... ) Dogging: A Love Story . The movie is about Public Sex in the UK and it comes out this week. Great timing for the story, congrats to Dogging's (*giggle*) marketing people.

God bless you Daily Star for giving me a good laugh today :)



HUNKY Robert Pattinson has a secret past – as a dogger.

The Twilight star once auditioned for the lead role in a British flick about public sex.

But amazingly the 23-year-old, nicknamed “RPattz”, was turned down for the job in the romantic comedy Dogging: A Love Story in favour of a rival hunk.

The London-born star pitched for the role before hitting the big time playing heart-throb vampire Edward Cullen in the American horror movie trilogy Twilight.

In the film, directed by Simon Ellis, Luke Treadaway, inset above, stars as a Newcastle-based journalist who casts aside his inhibitions to research the UK’s outdoor sex scene, only to fall in love with a girl he meets in a car park.

Speaking exclusively to the Daily Star Sunday last night, a source on the set of the film revealed: “It’s all a bit surreal, to be honest. RPattz is a massive Hollywood star both Stateside and over here.

“But two years ago he was still trying to make a name for himself back in the UK.

“He had a decent role in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire but apart from that he was still casting around for roles.

“It was not until he landed the role as Edward Cullen in Twilight that his career truly took off.

“To be honest getting turned down for the main role in Dogging: A Love Story is a bit of a running joke with Rob’s mates.

“They all think it’s hilarious that he can’t have been any good at dogging.

“Still, everything worked out in the end.”

The role of the dogging journalist went instead to acting rival Luke, who is also tipped for big things in Hollywood.

The 25-year-old will follow his starring role with an appearance in the blockbuster Clash Of The Titans alongside Liam Neeson next summer.

Dogging: A Love Story is released in cinemas across the UK on Christmas Day.

Taylor Lautner is Team Edward

If Taylor Lautner didn't win you over with his performance in New Moon then he will with THIS performance :))

Taylor Lautner SNL Edward VS Jacob vostfr
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I can't stop laughing :) Good job Taytay!

Is There a Robert Pattinson Co-Star Curse?

From Celebuzz.com:

Is Robert Pattinson's sex appeal so utterly overwhelming that he's capable of destroying relationships just by co-starring with someone?

The New York Post reports that Uma Thurman, who's scheduled to share the screen with Pattinson in the upcoming romance flick Bel Ami, has split up with her fiancé, hedge fund manager Arki Busson, making Busson the latest in a long line of victims of what many (okay, so far, "we") are calling The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse.

The earliest recorded instance of The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse (copyright pending) occurred early this year, when Gentlemen Broncos actor Michael Angarano, who had been dating Pattinson's Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, suddenly disappeared from Stewart's life with the swiftness and completeness of a Soviet dissident.

But this was just the beginning of R-Pattz's relationship-wrecking streak. Back in June, as she prepared to film the romantic comedy Remember Me with Pattinson, Lost star Emilie de Ravin announced that she was parting ways with her husband of three years, December Ends thesp Josh Janowicz. And thus, a pattern emerged.

And now, with Uma Thurman's breakup, The R-Pattz Co-Star Curse has reached out to crush yet another formerly happy relationship.

If we were The Wrestler director Darren Aranofsky—who's engaged (for now anyway) to Rachel Weisz, who'll be co-starring with Pattinson in the upcoming historical drama Unbound Captives—we'd be pretty worried right now.

Then again, given that Aranofsky is currently preparing to film an angry, aggressive sex scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, he might have already mentally checked out of that relationship.

Readers, examine the evidence for yourselves and share your conclusions in the comments section: Do you think The R-Pattz Co-Star curse is for real?

Gozde: We were talking about this on twitter yesterday. Is it all a big conspiracy? A curse? Are they breaking up to jump his "lovely bones"? If Uma turns "Prime" into real life romance I shall worship her forever :))

Thanks to Tess for the tip :)

Robert Pattinson is SO Hot :)

Cute interview with Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner

LMAO, good interviewer :)



Taylor, I love Rob but after seeing New Moon I have to say: DAMN BOY his body is nothing next to the 8 pack you created! You are very gracious to say "his is just fantastic itself" :)

Thanks to Rocio for the tip :))

Robert Pattinson Interview on T4 - Channel 4 (UK) - Nov 14th at 10 AM

Yep, it's official Robert Pattinson gives the best and randomest answers in interviews ;)



Watch Rob and co on T4's Twilight Special on November 14th at 10AM (check your local listings)

via Thinking of Rob

Peter Facinelli Comments on Robert Pattinson Kristen Steart Hand Holding Pictures

From Peter Facinelli's twitter. One of the reasons why we LOVE HIM so :)



Quit playing games with the shippers :))

Robert Pattinson: I'd like to have a Super Jumping Ability

This is from a magazine called: Blast Presents Fantasy Films SuperStars of New Moon but the interview seems to be from the time Robert Pattinson was shooting Twilight. I do love 2 answers from it and the rest is a fun read as well:

Rest of the scans:

Thanks to nastey in twilightsagafan . I have only posted parts with Rob, you can see the rest of the scans HERE.

Michael K. (DListed) Analyzes Vanity Fair Picture

As Moon from Letters to Twilight/Letters to Rob says: I'd marry Michael K if he weren't flaming :))

From DListed:

The Keeper of the Unicorn Forest even brings the raw sparkly emotion when he's got a lobster bib tied around his neck and an ear of corn in his hand. Look at him smoldering out of his every pore. I don't know if he wants to throw that corn into a fire or seductively breathe onto its neck (yes, corn cobs have necks) like he's ready to suck an orgasm out of it.

That corn just wants to dry up and pop into a bowl of buttery popcorn. Maybe then RPattz will be pleased with it? Who knows, but I do know that I need to see more dramatic performances like this when I go to Red Lobster. We shouldn't laugh and smile over lobsters. We must brooooooood.

Anyway, RPattz did a whole lot of simmering in December's Vanity Fair. The shoot was typical RPattz. In one photo, he's like "Oh hey, look at me! I'm James Dean." And in another, he's like "Oh hey, look at me! I'm using a piano like an ottoman." Etc...Etc....

In the interview with Vanity Fair, RPattz once again denies that he's rubbing on that Kristen Stewart chick. RPattz said, “It doesn’t make any difference what you say to the tabloids. I’ve literally been across the country from Kristen, and it’s like ‘Oh, they were on secret dates!’ It’s like ‘Where? I can’t get out of my hotel room!’ ”

I believe him. I mean, he doesn't have time to fuck on girls when he's too busy pondering over things like corn.

Previously: Michael K. weighs in on "Robert Pattinson's I can't get a date quote"

Check out DListed for more sarcastic hilarity :)

Craig Ferguson Says Robert Pattinson is Too Pretty To Be a Vampire

I love Craig Ferguson, it's a shame his show comes on SO late. I was only going to cut the part where he talks about Robert Pattinson but I think the intro is hilarious. So there you go:


Thanks to Paranolia for supplying this video :))

Blast From the Past: Robert Pattinson Blooper Reel (Seventeen Magazine)

Since there are some new comers on the Robsessed train I thought it would be a good idea to repost these videos from November 2008 :) Enjoy!











Thanks to RobPattzNews :)

Robert Pattinson Says "Internet is for Porn" ;)

Thanks to Laura for the link ;)

Robert Pattinson Dazzles Snow White

source via TwiFans :)

Robert Pattinson Dancing to "Single Ladies"

Since we don't have the actual video of Robert Pattinson dancing to "Single Ladies" this one will have to do :))



Thanks to our fabulous banner maker Twilusted for the link to the video :)

How Gay is Robert Pattinson?

Saturday Night Fun: How Gay is Robert Pattinson?


Thanks to c_ta for the tip :)

Laugh out Loud Of the Day

Thanks to Lizzie_Swan for making the gif and RobsButtonsBabe for the tip ;)

Blast From the Past: Robert Pattinson at Empire Awards, 2006

I had an internal battle going on about posting this picture on the blog.

I didn't want y'all to think I'm a perv. (Don't say it's too late for that!;))

I knew you wouldn't believe me when I told you Patricia was the one that sent me this picture and told me to check out the zipper ;)

But it just gave me SO many giggles today that I HAD to share it with you...

The face, the shirt, the jacket, the zipper (probably stitched back by the same person that sewed the Stoli shirt), the shoes... It's all perfect...

Oh Rob :)

To fully appreciate the picture (zip zip) check out the HQ :


Thanks to Pattinson Online for the picture :)