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Showing posts with label Fake. Show all posts

Will the Real Robert Pattinson Please Stand Up?

If you follow us on Twitter you know about my almost daily "FAKE ROB!" exposures :) And although Letters2Rob and I keep talking about the fake Rob that broke my heart and made me a bitter FAKER hunter the truth is these people just bug me to no end and I don't want little girls falling for them. (*it's okay if you are older and fell for them, just say you knew they were fake:))

It has been confirmed with his management MANY times that he doesn't have Twitter/Facebook/Myspace/Bebo/Whatever. And even if he did, I pray to God that he wouldn't :

1.Have New Moon book cover as his profile picture (RTP130586 (what?))
2.Follow Miley Cyrus' Twitter Page
3.Spell like a 10 year old


RobPattinson_ on Twitter who has an astounding 53,528 followers is also fake (this one follows Miley and can't spell to save his/her life either).

Other fakes: PattinsonRT, _RobPattinson_

What prompted me to write this? I just got an email from some girl telling me about an "Official Robert Pattinson Page" on TheTwilightSaga.com,which IS the official "fan" page for Twilight. So it makes it a bit easier for people to fall for this one until you read what the profile says.

English is my second language and I think my 90 year old Turkish grandma had better English grammar than this. First of all the page is not Official it's Offical :) Then:

Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
Well I played edward cullen in twilight
Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
I love to play music on my piano
im filming new moon
and little ashes i played in as well

When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
well i first read twilight when i was additioing for twilight the movie.And so on i read the other,my favortie was new moon

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
Well im team bella i think bella is so awsome,and kirsten in the movie playing bella was fantastic

Which Character Are You Most Like?
i would say im a lot like edward im very unsure of myself

Favorite Books
? (Gozde: Well they couldn't make up anything for this one because I don't think the person that made up this profile has ever read anything other than...well I don't think they ever read anything :))

What is Your Favorite Music
well i lie paramore i thought there band was pretty cool,and of course my music

Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
?

Favorite Quotes:
?

Favorite Activities
is writing some music,and acting

:)) And there are a lot of comments under this person's profile telling him how much they love him and how he is the sexiest thing since sliced bread :P

Now I know you KNOW that the one YOU found is the real Robert Pattinson, he has said so many things that noone else knows, he scratched his nose at the oscar telecast, he has pictures from when he was 2 years old, his management declines he has a twitter so he can talk to fans like YOU and not be bothered by everyone...sigh... Well then I say: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming :))

To conclude this very important piece of FAKE ROB! exposure here is a fake picture :))



Check out Gallifrey's page for other Twicast fakes :)
 
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