Showing posts with label Load of Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Load of Crap. Show all posts

Robert Pattinson NOT Up For Royal Role



Color me surprised. As I called it the other day Robert Pattinson is NOT in the running for the new Prince Harry Movie... Good going contact music.com you still have a long way to catch OK! though...

From Gossip Cop:

Is a vampire battling a wizard for royalty?

The Internet is buzzing with talk that “Twilight” heartthrob Robert Pattinson and “Harry Potter” sidekick Rupert Grint are on the short list to play Britain’s Prince Harry in an upcoming film called The Spare. According to stories on E! and elsewhere, the two young stars, along with Rupert Friend, are “among the hotties in the running” for the lead role. OK! goes so far as to declare, “Robert Pattinson is in line to play Prince Harry in a new movie.”

To borrow a phrase from our British friends — bullocks!

Director Peter Kosminsky never actually said whether Pattinson, Grint, or anyone else was being considered for the prince. The Harry biopic is still too far off. An associate of Kosminsky tells Gossip Cop that he has another movie he’s working on, and in terms of casting for The Spare, they’re “not at that stage.”

OK Magazine Keeps the CRAP Going

As part of the Sunday Comics
we present you the whole "They are engaged!" issue of OK! Crapazine and here is what Rob thinks about their story:



Of course it's not true in the slightest :)

Thanks to KristenFan.net for the scans ;) (via source)

Update: Amy says:
Why does this site support this garbage? All it does is spread the gossip more. You have such great things on here but I really hate that you post this trash and fuel the fire. You have enough good stuff on here. You don't need to print the BS. Be showing it, you are actually supporting it.

Gozde says:
Dear Amy,
We post this GARBAGE with the title "OK Magazine Keeps the CRAP Going" so that people don't get tempted to pay for this crap at their grocery store check out. We post these and tag them as "load of crap", "BS Weekly" to make sure people don't read it somewhere else and THINK there might be some truth in them. We post these NOT in support of the garbage but to make sure everyone knows IT IS GARBAGE.
You think WE spread the gossip when this is on stands all over the country? At every check out in Walmart, Kroger, Publix, whatever grocery store you go to?
I think thus far we are doing a pretty good job at staying neutral whatever comes our way but this is just my humble opinion...

And LULU says:
Pd: gozde are you or your friend know Robert team His manager and publicity? Do you work for them? I’m only asking

Gozde:
*eye roll to the back of the head* No, we do not work for Rob, Summit, the big guy or uncle Sam. We work for the fan who wants to get his/her Robert Pattinson news.

Load of Crap French Edition :)

Thanks to lovely Capucine for the scans and the translation :))



Oops Mag - 10th to 23th of April issue

Robert Pattinson – He can’t help opening his mouth

We don’t change a winning strategy. Since his vampire role in the Twilight saga which opened him the doors to success (and those of the girls’ bedrooms), Robert Pattinson keeps his famous fetish look: eyebrow frowned, baleful eye and mouth slightly opened. The worst is that, even like this, he manages to make us drool.

Legends of the photos (L. to R.):

Since this bee sting, his tongue keeps growing.

It seems like he’s seeing naked girls everywhere.

Or maybe he has a problem with his sinus.

It’s like he’s trying to tell us something…

Kristen Stewart – She keeps stroking her hair

The Twilight’s heroine’s thing is to run her hand through her hair, in a compulsive way. Lock catching, scratching head, putting some lift in her roots… We wouldn’t like to niptick her, but maybe she should stop getting worked up.

Legends of the photos (L. to R.):

It was worth spending three hours blow-drying her hair…

“And now, do you recognize me?”

Load of CRAP Magazine Scan - Star




source: [info]ohnotheydidnt via [info]pattinsonlife

Load of CRAP Magazine Scans

Here is your load of crap magazine scans for the day.

If you buy these magazines you are helping the Volturi, true story.


When BAD Photoshop happens to good people :))

Gozde's note:
The confirmation of the said "cat fight" between Kristen and Nikki came from a couple of fans that spotted them at the 100 Monkeys concert last night in Vancouver. Apparently:

"Kristen and Nikki come up and dance with us. After a while they show concern for Taylor and make him come up too"

I don't know about you but this sounds to me like they had a "dance off" for Rob and they were pulling Taycob for support :)

For more on the fan encounter and pictures check out TwiCrackAddict :))

Thanks to Pattinson Life for the scans :)

P.S.: My gmail is down, no idea what the heck is going on, I'm thinking Laineyho put a curse on it.
 
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