LMFAO: Stephanie Ritz Comes Between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

Your LOAD OF CRAP for the day is presented by NW Australia:

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Oh God, I have tears in my eyes! Thanks for the laugh NW! The day I say "Can I be Stephanie Ritz for 1 day" you come up with this marvelous tale of how Stephanie is coming between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. God bless you and your creative writers!



Thanks to Irish Twilight Sisters for the scan and VictoriaRMiles for the tip :)

NW-Australia Keeps Publishing CRAP about Robert Pattinson

Australian NW, the creator of TONS of crap published this:

*Classy tag*

Seriously? Paper is wasted on this crap...

You know that a puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time someone pays a dime to these "magazines". Next time you are at the check out counter please control yourselves and DO NOT BUY these lower than dirt magazines.I don't care if the cover promises "naked Rob" inside... You know they'll lie and you'll get naked Ted C. instead which will scar you forever...

Thanks to GossipCop.com for debunking rumors. Check them out for true gossip ;)

Gossip Cop didn’t think it was possible, but one tabloid has managed to stoop even lower when it comes to ”reporting” on Robert Pattinson.

Having already gone after his co-star Kristen Stewart, Famous found so-called “friends” of the “Twilight” star to say the actor is “drinking to excess and indulging in other dangerous behavior.” ”His people are very worried and starting to think he should go to rehab,” the rag quotes a “pal” as saying. The tabloid claims Pattinson parties constantly in a luxury suite with three bars, “which are restocked every day.”

Funny how that absurd OK! magazine piece from “inside” the same suite described a completely different scene and lifestyle.

Maybe because neither magazine is doing anything beyond reckless speculation?

“He loves the dive bar Loose Moose,” a supposed “source” says, “where fights break out in the middle of the day and the nights are wild.” And how does Pattinson emerge from such a cartoonishly described saloon?

“On several occasions his clothes have been stained with puke, and his shirt was once buttoned all weird.”

His shirt was weirdly buttoned? Send him to rehab!!

We love how Famous contends the actor “has been tearing it up in Vancouver and living his celebrity lifestyle to the extreme” when the news from every outlet for months has been that the camera-shy Pattinson works hard, sees a few concerts, stays in his hotel, and is generally low key.

What we don’t love is how every tab and gossip site seems to generate new ridiculous rumors about Pattinson and his “Twilight” colleagues each week.

Gossip Cop has been speaking to people close to “Eclipse” and its stars for three months. No one has ever even hinted at Robert Pattinson drinking too much, let alone staging “a series of out-of-control benders.” We think it’s pretty shameful, even by tabloid standards, to write such nonsense with such weak “evidence.”

source for the scans (UPDATE: The magazine was tagged by one of the members of Pattinson Life livejournal NOT by Pattinson Life the blog.)