So we got an email from Heather, one of our readers, the other day to tell us that Robporn was now in the Urban Dictionary.
According to Urban Dictionary this is the definition :
Mmm Sounds pretty accurate to me but I thought I'd test out the 5 second theory.
How long will it take for you to melt??
Here are my seven favourite types of Robporn (in no particular order)
1. Hair
Hair today
Gone Tomorrow
Mmm Sex Hair
It's doesn't matter to me what colour it is.
2.Mouth/ Lips/ Tongue
Pucker Up
3. Eyes
How you doin?
4. Jaw
5. Legs
6. Arms/Hands/Fingers
So...... Bendy
7. Chest/ Happy Trail
No words............Thud
Monica has decided she wants to tell you about her favourite Rob bits.
Ok Monica off you go.....
Yeap it's true 5 seconds that's all it took Monica and poof and yes we get the message, you like number 7!
I'm sorry Rob I apologise for Monica's over excitement but don't look SO surprised that's the effect that you have on us!
Thanks to Ellie, Tess & Kim for the pic suggestions.
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