ETCanada tweeted:
Oh man...this is my Eric Packer...
Which Rob is YOUR Eric Packer?! Pick your Packer!
POSSIBLE SCRIPT SPOILERS AFTER THE CUT
SPOILERS!
Hollywood Life claims to have gotten their hands on the script and have leaked some details.
DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW!
PLOT: R-Patz plays a 28-year-old multi-billionaire finance guru who drives around Manhattan in a high-tech, pimped out limo in order to get a haircut, with many interruptions along the way. The entire movie is set within a 24 hour period and most of it takes place in his limosine. Eric Packer loses a lot of money for his clients by telling them to bet against the yen, and he is then stalked by two men who are out to get him. Eric curses, cheats on his wife, and seems to have an obsesssion with sex.
- Eric has a strained relationship with his wife, 22-year-old Elise Shifrin. He doesn’t seem to know her very well and often asks her “When are we going to have sex again?”
- Elise didn’t realize Eric’s eyes were blue until after they’d been married for 22 days, apparently he likes to keep his sunglasses on
- He cheats on his wife with Didi Fancher, a 40-year-old “scorched blonde”
- He GETS SHIRTLESS!!! (yay!) And then he drops his pants and goes spread eagle for a doctor’s exam while speaking to his female co-worker who is in the room
- Eric drinks brandy, drops the F-bomb multiple times and gets into fist fights
- He shoots someone while driving around in his limo
- Eric demands he get tasered, but instead drops vodka on his … er, nether regions
NOTABLE LINE: (Eric) “I like your mother. You have your mother’s breasts.” (Elise) “Her Breasts?” (Eric) “Great stand-up t*ts.”
Tink: Oh my oh my oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy....*fans self*
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