Sunday Smiles Thanks To Robert Pattinson

Sunday Smiles Thanks To Robert Pattinson & Catushka

I promise you'll be grinning from the begining to the end of this vid made by the super talented Catushka

Here is Robert Pattinson in Hilarious Moments Part 3 - BD2 Promo Tour



And in case you missed out on Parts 1 & 2 of Rob's Hilarious Moments, here's a recap!


123 comments:

Gozde said...

LOVE IT!!!! Thank you for making it and thank you for posting it.

Gozde said...

I love these! I remember seeing the first one and thinking it was my favorite Rob montage ever! So glad there's 2 more!

Gozde said...

Robert using his incredibly sexy, low voice: "Listen! I'll tell you how a vampire moves, alright?"

Me: Alright. Bring it on, Rob! ;)

Gozde said...

OMG this is hilarious! Rob's latest guest spot on Jimmy Fallon is the funniest ever! We need Rob to be in a comedy.

Gozde said...

Robert always makes me smile..Thank you for posting!!

Gozde said...

I love them! They made me laugh out loud.

Gozde said...

ladies, i need SERIOUS HELP. i cannot get audio on any youtube vids. i use google chrome and have tried all the fixes i've seen online and can't get it to work. have been unable to hear any rob vids in weeks. :'( has anyone else had this prob. pls, i know there must be some techies in this fandom that could help.

Gozde said...

These are brilliant, great way to cheer up a miserable Sunday afternoon :)

Gozde said...

These are FANTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks !!!!!!!

Gozde said...

I still can't move pass the first one, it made me laugh, cringe, held my breath, say no he didn't , and love love love him for being so freaking cute and adorably funny!!! So good, moving on to the next!!!
Thank you ladies.

Gozde said...

love it and so funny

Gozde said...

second one made me think of you !!! You know why LOL ;)

Gozde said...

I do wish I could help, but did you check the audio on your computer very well?

Gozde said...

Nooooo, I know why, I haven't watched it yet!! Helping the little one with home work? Will watch it in a few. I am still on the first one!!

Gozde said...

The speakers on my old laptop stopped working but could listen if I plugged in headphones !!

Gozde said...

yes, it's not my computer. it's a known issue w/adobe flashplayer but all the fixes i find on adobe and chrome and other tech sites are not working. i got it to work briefly, last week, but then it went back. i've had this issue b4 and fixed it, but the fix isn't working this time. it has to be some setting i'm missing b/c i don't know enough about computers.

Gozde said...

I will asked my son or my hubby, maybe they will know? i will be back. I have to help my son with HW first.

Gozde said...

I wish I now more about computer to help her.

Gozde said...

Me too I can usually fix stuff for myself eventually but it helps to have computer in front of you !!

Gozde said...

THANK YOU!! I do love funny Rob! Can you dig up some more? That has made my day....my week....my month...you get the picture :-)
What is wrong with me though??? I DON'T need the subtitles and yet I find myself reading everyone of them. Such a waste!! ;p I'm missing the funny expressions......oh well have to watch again!

Gozde said...

I am no help, but I asked the guys what they thought it could be and they both said there has to be something off on your computer. Maybe the utube volume or the computer volume is off. They said they would have to see the computer. Oh well, sorry.

Gozde said...

that's what i figured but i really appreciate you trying!!! means a lot! =) there are some more things i can try but i need to do some family stuff first. ;)

Gozde said...

these are always fantastic. what a great tally up of some of Rob's classic moments from promo.

Gozde said...

Good luck.

Gozde said...

I'm just a tool.... A big hard tool......lol only Rob, he is too funny. I do admire the people who sits and put these videos together for our viewing pleasures!!

Gozde said...

One of the best that didn't get include here was Jay Leno 2010 when he talked about the text his Dad sent him about kissing a lady's hand.
His parents were in the audience.
And he told Emma Roberts she had bad taste picking Team Jacob.

Gozde said...

I was going to have a go myself at some time but haven't got round to it yet lol But yes they are very clever and give us all the best bits :)

Gozde said...

Oh yeah, that was very funny. I still can't believe she picked team Jacob, whilst he was right their. Actually, i didn't even know Emma Stone at the time, just another fangirl, trying to hide it!!!

Gozde said...

I finally have to go too. Take care of my family. Talk later.

Gozde said...

How funny, I also find myself reading the subtitles, and then going back t read then, if they go by too fast! The videos sure made my day too!

Gozde said...

These are such great fun! Thanks Catushka! Rob is a crazy man and so adorkable! I wonder if he realizes that he talks such s@#t when he does interviews?

Gozde said...

Sorry, can't help you but keep repeating your question here. There are ladies who's family know a lot about pc's, I think Bwen's son is very handy with computers.

Gozde said...

He's incredibly funny...just saying random foolishness...and most of it without filter...LOL The crazy things that pop into that head. Thanks so much for posting these and the captions helped too!

Gozde said...

Because of the subtitles I can finally understand what Rob was saying, until now I could only guess and hope I understood right!

Gozde said...

Aaaw, I'm happy for you then :-)
I have said before though that you only have to ask if there is something he says that you don't understand.....anybody here will help I'm sure - I certainly will. It must be so frustrating at times!

Gozde said...

When you watch the three vids you can only conclude that his lack of mouth filter is still intact. How is it that some people can say what they want and everybody's laughing while the same words, said by others don't have that effect? It has to do with natural charm and authenticity, I assume. He has a way of saying his lines that is comedien worthy: the timing, the wording, the little "sketches" he adores to play and at the end his disarming laugh as to say:" Don't take offense, I'm just fooling around". I'd feel like the most boring person if I had to be the next, after Rob, to be interviewed.
Bwen refered to Emma Roberts' reaction on Jay Leno. She was there waiting to come up and steal the show and she heard the audience having big fun with him. There went her her moment of glory!! She couldn't handle it the way Kristen and Taylor always did: by accepting he was him and they were they.

Gozde said...

Thanks and hugs, Maria. In general it goes rather well but English is more difficult to understand than American and most of time it's the most funny or important answers I understand the least best. Sometimes I think that I understood well until I see subtitles that shows that I was totally wrong LOL

Gozde said...

Have mercy with all us non native speakers... the subtitles are a big help :))))

Gozde said...

One better than the other! I see myself still watching these when I´m old and gray (ok I´m almost old and gray...) and want to have some fun ;)

Gozde said...

That could be because when he is joking about his voice tends to change :-)
I think you non-native English speakers are fantastic - I honestly don't know how you do it!! Please ask whenever you need to. It's no hardship to look again at a clip ;-)

Gozde said...

Is it just me or was Rob really frisky/horny in London this time????
I'm thinking the Twitter & web chat also! Don't think I've heard him so outwardly 'forward'. Am I just imagining it????

Gozde said...

I've just been reminded and I'm sorry. You are all so incredible that I just don't remember! :-)

Gozde said...

I think he can get away with being a little more naughty when hes here in the UK :)

Gozde said...

I keep forgetting that !! I suppose they do help :)

Gozde said...

He's just so damn cute! And I don't mean his looks. I just mean him.

Gozde said...

Oh, I loathe Emma Roberts...maybe subconsiously, this is part of why. But really everything about that girl is annoying.

Gozde said...

English is my only language and sometimes I don't know what Rob is saying either!

Gozde said...

What are Wellies?

Gozde said...

I'm just a big hard tool is one of the funniest things he has ever said!

Gozde said...

You are such a dear one :)

Gozde said...

Yes Christine, that he is :)

Gozde said...

Wellies is short for a pair of Wellington Boots. I don't know where you are but they would probably be something like gum boots or galoshes? Waterproof boots

Gozde said...

Well, if that doesn't make me feel better LOL

Gozde said...

It's true....I just don't remember :-/ Shout at me if I put my foot in it again!!!

Gozde said...

I feel bad now :-/ They are all so incredible I never remember that it isn't everybody's native language!

Gozde said...

Sometimes it is just too quick to understand or it is the accent - when I can read it it gets totally clear most of the time :)

Gozde said...

Hey don´t you feel bad, you have done nothing wrong - in contrary, you think about us as natives too which is a huuuuge compliment! So hush now ;)

Gozde said...

So do i and yes they all do so well, us who have English as our first language are very lazy too !!!

Gozde said...

I can understand that but you all speak so well in English on here it's easy to forget !! We take it for granted really when we understand him so easily !!

Gozde said...

Aaaw bless :-)

Gozde said...

I agree, we are lazy. We are lazy at home and abroad....we just assume everybody will speak English. My eldest asked me if they speak French and German on here as she would like to have a look to see what she remembers from school. What????? NO.. how would I ever speak to anybody, I told her. She wasn't impressed!

Gozde said...

Conversations would be interesting if everyone spoke in their native language..........google translate would be working overtime lol !!!!

Gozde said...

Crikey, what a thought....but they work through it all the time. They deserve medals :-)

Gozde said...

Oh, Ok. I am in New York, and I know what galoshes are. Thanks!

Gozde said...

Definitely !! I suppose if you really want to follow Rob and watch his films with his voice then you have to be able to speak English just would't be the same !!

Gozde said...

You're very welcome :-)

Gozde said...

They have to see the films dubbed sometimes.....that's sad. He has a lovely voice :-) Well, if you can understand it I suppose :-/

Gozde said...

oh thank you so much :) I think I just grew one centimeter ;) I really enjoy the English language, always have.... and I like that I get better by writing and reading here - to be robsessed is such a rewarding crush!!!! I just notice that if I am tired it is a bit more exhausting than it would be in my own language, but well... I can always go to sleep which I am planning to do now :) Good night!

Gozde said...

Your welcome Goodnight :)

Gozde said...

I think it was Alex said they have their films subtitled so get to hear him but otherwise no I can't imagine that at all !!

Gozde said...

I know this is incredibly minor but I've just watched the 3rd one again and the subtitles say 'ass' but he actually says 'arse' LOL

Gozde said...

Thoroughly enjoyed all of these... he's fabulous & so funny GILTMSFM!!!!!! Thanks ladies for posting!

Gozde said...

So he does !!thats because we always say arse here never ass LOL
I love how he says "dancing" really shows his accent

Gozde said...

And ParTy when he says it our way is lovely. Lots of times he loses the T but he doesn't in these....so good to hear it :-)

Gozde said...

and of course "ball" but we won't go there again !!!

Gozde said...

What a convoluted conversation that became lol I wonder if I saved that clip somewhere.....I hope so. That was so funny. I'm not sure they believe us even now that he said "ball". Odd :-)

Gozde said...

Well said, BB :-D

Gozde said...

He says balls in the last video above and it sounds the same :)

Gozde said...

Maybe they'll listen and compare ;-)

Gozde said...

Thanks, Lallie :)

Gozde said...

These vids just bring the best of him, but I've thought before that Rob likes to speak about sex and shock people with his wit, but I don't know if it was more noticeable in London. He's a naughty boy.

Gozde said...

They should LOL

Gozde said...

Yeah I agree. I noticed straight away he was different!
Was really taken aback at first. I nearly fell off my seat when I was watching the web chat and the comment about naked photos! I hit refresh about 3 times bacause I thought it was a wind up! Then I thought that was a fans comment but realised it was from him. I laughted solidly for about 10 minutes!

Gozde said...

I can really cringe when the day after I notice all the mistakes I've written the evening before, being tired and the limited vocabulary that makes that I always use the same words. *sigh*, but it's an improvement in comparison with a few years back. That's why I never participate in the funny convo's here, you can't do the funny thing when you don't know the language well enough.

Gozde said...

I was watching it live too, it was hilarious apparently it was deleted pretty soon after !!!

Gozde said...

Aaww but you do so well, even I look back at mistakes I made especially if i'm up late lol sometimes my grammar isn't the best and if i'm writing a long post I am always changing it till it sound right !! To be honest most of the time on here you wouldn't know who the people were with English as their first language :)

Gozde said...

rc, I had a similar issue, it was that I had two versions of Shockwave. Did you try that, by any chance?

Gozde said...

So true Christine...if you ever get a chance to use that line, please do? It really does their egos good! Lol...

Gozde said...

Like whence, I've grown one centimeter too :))

Gozde said...

;))

Gozde said...

Downloading all three vids of course. Love the first one cuz I'm a Nickelback fan (aint that right bwen :) thanks for the giggles and smiles Kate. Catushka ... job well done dear!

Gozde said...

OMG. That last video.......Someone must've heard the song playing in my head because for some reason, everytime I hear One Republic song good life (One of my favs) I think of Rob and the entire Cullin family.
I enjoyed all three. :)

Gozde said...

Damn straight you are!

"Burn It To The Ground"...love that song.

Gozde said...

hahaha "have a merry christmas!" I couldn't stop laughing because I always say that to my friends whenever I hand them something... then they just go: O.o "Um, thanks." Rob, it's always a Merry Christmas when we get to see you in a movie! ;)

Gozde said...

Anyone know where I can find the interview for 0:24?

Gozde said...

No, you weren't imagining it. We were most definitely witnessing some "Super Spunk action" (as I like to call it)!:D haha!

Gozde said...

A couple questions and then I will give you some info anyway that may or may not help. lol And when I use caps it's just to make the steps I use a little more visible. I promise I am not yelling at you!:)
1) have you gotten the issue resolved yet?
2) Does the volume eventually turn on?


You have probably already tried this but:
1) CLEAR BROWSING HISTORY - why? my hypothesis: the browser tends to get overloaded when it tries to download everything on this site... the pics, gifs, advertisements, etc... in turn it messes with the audio. THIS ONE USUALLY WORKS.
2)MAKE SURE TO PAUSE THE VIDEO AND THEN WAIT FOR THE VIDEO TO LOAD THEN RESET (drag that little circle cursor on the video to the beginning if it has moved)- why? this doesn't always work but sometimes it just takes some time because it's trying to download the image content for the video.
3) YOU MAY HAVE TO CLOSE THE BROWSER ENTIRELY AND THEN REOPEN THE WINDOW.

Gozde said...

I'm not being a smartass here ... but have you unplugged the earbuds from the computer? I only ask because I threw a bitchfit over the same thing and face palmed when I found out the earbuds were plugged in, therefore muting the sound completely. LMFAO :P

Gozde said...

hey! thanks for responding! after much messing around w/it today, i finally got it to work. it's a known issue w/chrome and adobe but their "fixes" weren't fixing it. i think it may've been an issue w/my firewall, as well. i messed around w/it so much, i'm not quite sure what i did that fixed it. so, hopefully the fix sticks.

Gozde said...

no, not the earbuds but i do appreciate you replying, nonetheless! =)

Gozde said...

yup, it wasn't that, though that has happened in the past. i did finally get it fixed but i messed around w/it so much that i'm not quite sure what fixed it. thanks for responding!

Gozde said...

No problem! I was almost going to tell you that as well, firewall gets a little finicky sometimes, for good reason I guess. just trying to do it's job?

Gozde said...

It was hilarious

Gozde said...

LOL!!!

Gozde said...

Who needs a TV when we can watch Rob here. These are great I keep on replaying them. We could easily have a movie length and more of Rob's fabulous moments. I would play it and replay it. Thank you.

Gozde said...

Fantastic videos... Rob you are completely and utterly unique....!!! So many of my fav Rob moments !! A big heartfelt thanks to Catushka. I love fan vids.

Gozde said...

Hi Whence, downloading works ?? ;-)

Gozde said...

Gorgeous AND funny?!! Clever AND f*ck hawt?! Is there anyone out there like him at all??? Nope! Rob's one of a kind and 110% adorable, huggable, irrepressible, and lovable. I dare any non-Rob fan to watch these vids and NOT fall in love with him - fast and hard. It's impossible. Love him to pieces! More Rob, please....

Gozde said...

noooo, I'm not DEAD yet, I need to stay a live to be here to see more hillariousRob !!!
GOD, now I know what it feels like, to be addicted to someone ..!!
he is like a drug to me, my own personal heroine... I can't get enough of him, what is wrong with me??!!!
I've never felt like this to any other actors before in my entire life ... any other human being actualy, I love him in person not because he is an actor ..

I can listen to him talking all day and night, i'll listen to every words he said ...
these are the most sexiest words ever !!

Balls

stone

crotch

raw

yeah

bitch

hell

nuts

tool

sexual

shallow

harder

bottom

london

english

pants

what

idiot

dork

party

crisp

butt

arse

beer

deaf

rayban

porn

freak

animal

sex machine

duh

kiss my ass

okay

awsome

.... and lots lots of more ...


maybe I'm a nut ....

Gozde said...

did you mean Kristen Screwbart

Gozde said...

she obviously meant emma roberts. why do you need to drag kristen stewart in every conversation? why are you trying to provoke people?

Gozde said...

she gets her rocks off that way christine. :)

Gozde said...

some people are very weird to stay polite :)

Gozde said...

yep. just a little goading here and there is all it takes most days.

Gozde said...

oh well. we've been through worse things:)

Gozde said...

and come out stronger and more stubborn too! lol
bring it! ;D

Gozde said...

yeah. exactly. bring it on. lol

Gozde said...

It works fine most of the time ;) still training myself......

Gozde said...

Okay I seriously need a cheek massage; my cheeks hurt from grinning so wide :D

Gozde said...

That sounds good... Übung macht den Meister :-)
I watched BD2 again this evening and it really is just wonderful, it leaves me so satisfied and it feels so closed this story! Bill Condon really did a fantastic job!! Have definitely go and watch it once more, you just notice so much more the more you watch it. I asked myself how it could be that Garreth has a beard as a vampire?? Does their hair grow?? That should be impossible, right? Hey, but I don't mind these little things, the movie leaves me with a big smile on my face :-)))))))

Gozde said...

Me too :-))

Gozde said...

Gotta say those were some of my favorite fan vids ever! Nice job and thank you!

Gozde said...

These are so precious. Download all :)

 
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