Tabloid Bullshit Round Up

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( This one by far is my fave, the quotes about K Stew being excited to get pregnant and Rob looking forward to performing the caesarean makes me giggle so much. Try and stay in character Robward whilst pretending to bite into some placenta.)

LIFE & STYLE

STAR

PEOPLE

US Weekly

In Touch

Thanks to RobertPattinsonLife for the tip and RobertPattinsonUnlimited for the scans.

And need I remind you people please don't believe everything you read in tabloids, go ahead and ship the K Stew and Rob debabble all you like (to each their own) but please swallow that bull with a hearty truck load of salt.

Robward Cullenson New Moon Poster

The make up, the eyes all of it PERFECT!

Thanks to Chris Weitz and everyone involved in making Robward look like he should...

Thanks to Everglow for the picture (go over there for Bella posters :) via TwiCrackAddict

Rumor Control: Kristen Stewart Doesn't Deny Dating Robert Pattinson

In light of the amount of emails I've been getting and this "news" popping up everywhere I feel I should do a rumor control post and here is how I feel about it :

Yesterday Showbizspy (who usually posts unreliable crap) posted an article:

Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Romance
Kristen Stewart has shot down rumors she’s dating her Twilight and New Moon costar Robert Pattinson – insisting they’re just good pals.
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Asked by Britain’s Top of The Pops magazine if the dating rumors are true, Kristen said, “No. Rob and I are good friends.

“We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. I’ve acquired a good buddy and that’s a big deal, but I haven’t left my boyfriend for Robert Pattinson!”

And of course the trashy media jumped on this story and spread it like wild fire.

In the March issue of Nylon Magazine Kristen said this about dating Rob: “It’s just totally false… Rob and I are good friends. We went through a lot together, so we feel very close. But if we go out in public, every little detail is scrutinized, like the way I stand next to him. And it’s like, I know this guy really fucking well [laughs]. It’s only natural that we’re sort of leaning on each other, because we’re put in the most fucking psychotic situations.” Then she goes on to describe Michael Angarano and her relationship with him.

Top of the Pops magazine (not to be confused with the old TV show) is a teen gossip magazine and is not available online. So I can not confirm if THEY are the ones that took an old Kristen Stewart quote and wrote an entire story on it or if it was ShowBiz Spy.

All the articles with the title "Kristen Stewart Denies Robert Pattinson Romance" are based on an unethical magazine publishing lies and are NOT true.

Like Kristen would go to a no name magazine like Top of the Pops to spill the news that all the big media outlets have been trying to get since Angarano disappeared 3 months ago and Ted C. lost his shit trying to create Robsten. (Angarano hasn't been seen with Kristen since April 27th, he is okay, he did not really disappear :))

So Robsten - No Robsten? Do we care? Nope. Just trying to set the record straight and stop wrong info spreading. You know my motto: "If he is not shagging me I don't care who he shags". Adopt the motto, you'll be happier :))

Hungarian Bravo Scan and Translation - LOL and Load of Crap :)

Thanks to Brian at RobertPattinson-Online for sending us the scans and translation ;)



Title: CELEBRITY-VILLAGE - Joe Jonas and Robert Pattinson go to have fun. They feel they're full of energy and decide to go to a festival. But are Rob and Joe really party-faces?

1st pic:
Joe Jonas: Now we're going to try everything we couldn't before.
Rob: Yeah, let's have fun!

2nd pic:
Rob: You go first. You wanted to try it!
Joe Jonas: No, no, no, elders first!

3rd pic:
The boy with the long, brown hair: Oops, we've lost the second guy today.
Rob: I'M STILL ALIVE!!!
Joe Jonas: Uhm, I think I skip it.

4th pic:
Joe Jonas: I don't feel like doing it... I think.

5th pic:
Girls: Hi guys, are you having fun here, too? By the way, don't you have 20$ for us?
Rob: If I give you 100$ are you going to get lost?

6th pic:
Rob: Are you thinking about what I'm thinking about?
Joe: Yeah, I guess.

7th pic (one hour later...):
Joe: Now we tried everything what we couldn't!
Rob: Yeah, let's have fun!



Title: Is Kristen pregnant?
Text: The newest gossip is: Kristen's pregnant! On the cover of an American magazine there was the terrible news and the insiders know that the father is Robert Pattinson. The biggest mistake or the most shocking scandal of the year?

(Gozde: Let's hear it: WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP)

Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Portrait

Source: Team Twilight

Rest of the portraits are HERE and you can watch the EW Comic-Con video HERE if you missed it :)

Magazine Scans: Life Story Special Edition (90+ Pages of Robert!)

Amazing new magazine! Jacquelyn was sending us the scans but we saw that our affiliate Robert Pattinson Unlimited already added them to their gallery :) So here are 3 pages and check out the rest over at RPUnlimited :))

Life Story presents this Special Edition Close Up of Robert Pattinson. This ultimate tribute to the vampire next door includes details on his childhood, 3 revealing interviews, on set details of Bad Mothers Handbook, Little Ashes, How To Be and Harry Potter Goblet of Fire. Also included Twilight Saga secrets and Flashbacks and much more...













Thanks RPUnlimited and Jaquelyn ;)

UHQ New Moon Stills, NEW Website and BD Finally Gets Confirmed!

Summit launched a new website: The World of Twilight.
AND there is a Breaking Dawn section in it!!! (Thanks Coral for the tip :)).
First final confirmation, can I get a "Hell yeah!"? :)

Oh Robward in the mist...

My poor little heart...





Okay this picture is so amazing. Look at the UHQ!
Jasper looks mad (not constipated like Twilight, woohoo!)
Emmett and Alice look amazing. Kellan's face shows the effort it's taking to hold him.
Robward looks like his world just came down but umm...shouldn't he be holding Jazz?
Just asking :))


UHQ:

source: kstewartfans via ljmd in pattinsonlife,