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( This one by far is my fave, the quotes about K Stew being excited to get pregnant and Rob looking forward to performing the caesarean makes me giggle so much. Try and stay in character Robward whilst pretending to bite into some placenta.)
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Thanks to RobertPattinsonLife for the tip and RobertPattinsonUnlimited for the scans.
And need I remind you people please don't believe everything you read in tabloids, go ahead and ship the K Stew and Rob debabble all you like (to each their own) but please swallow that bull with a hearty truck load of salt.
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34 comments:
as usual i will laugh at the utter bollocks the tabloids make up to sell their magazines;)
I like the little quote "she stressed over what to wear" god girl if that is you making an effort I would hate to see when you just throw something on out of the closet.
RAWR on the name chica, and yes I have quite a laugh myself at the nonsense on the "news stands" as of late.
LOL, Temptation, that is exactly what I was thinking when I read that quote! she really dressed to impress didn't she? ;)
Oh man..that was a good laugh. Kirsten Dunst is love with him?? WELL WHO ISN'T??????? I mean seriously.
Pardon, K Stew stressing on what to wear? I thought she pretty much wore whatever was on the floor from the night before.
I mean that mullet and dirty t shirt combo was a real show stopper. Rob probably had a wank in the bathroom before hitting the stage to her image.
Umm...Dani... Thanks for the image of Rob in the bathroom... Now I'll never get to sleep! LOL
Honestly, the only good things about these magazines are the pictures. Forget the stories, drool over the pictures!:)
One of the mags quoted "Kristen...didn't appreciate seeing picture after picture of Rob getting close to Emilie (de Ravin) when the cameras were off". Yeah right! We (through Robsessed)followed virtually every papz picture and video and saw no evidence of this.
YES that is my point Georgie, the only time we ever got to see Rob out and about is when he was in Vancouver with Kristen. Don't you think it is Kinda weird, Summit are loving all the publicity, they are like a pimple growing on every bit of bacteria, it get's bigger and bigger with every piece of gossip. But they still do manage to control what gets out and what stays secret so who knows what we have been missing.....
Heavenly Perfectly Wildy Lustly and more than dictionary of the book Bed Hair "sighining" and Lovely Greek face
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it's funny. Some of my friends are celebs and they told me about that lots of times. it's all bullshit!!!! You can't believe a thing outta those magazines.
I promise: this all is promo! For newmoon and the following movies!
@ Stella: that is the most delicious close up of Rob's hair that I've ever seen!
I'm surprised that none of us here has made a big fuss about nikki reed's comment that rob looks like a woman that's why girls like him......
I'm surprised that none of us here has made a big fuss about nikki reed's comment that rob looks like a woman that's why girls like him......
Ah, tasty Hype & Bile. Certainly salt for dish served with unknown bottled sauces and simmered in-ciders.
Ok, I'll bite. Nikki has agenda for making it clear Rob is not 'her type.' It's all Greek to me. Damn, I was going to rise above but see what happens after ingesting tripe?
@ Stella- Holy Hell that's a great pic!! GAH! These mags just keep regurgitating the same crapola day after day....
@Dani and Temptation~LOL. "she wore pretty much whatever was on the floor last night" Too funny~Maybe whatever was at the bottom of the dirty clothes hamper last week!! Yeah I thought the same thing when I read that quote. What in the hell is KS thinking?? For the life of me I do not understand this girl. Knowing how much press she will get (let alone being with all those hot Twilight men) she picks out a fugly t-shirt with a herd of fucking sheep on it. And don't get me started on that hair. She could have slicked it back into a pony, added a pony extension to give it more length. Add a stylish headband to help with those hidous bangs. Wear something cute~like Nikki did. BAM -done. She has to purposely be trying to look like shit~ well she is succeeding very nicely
Stella...THAT PICTURE! Wow, thanks for the link :))) Isn't it nice how we all feed eachother's Robsession?
The tabloids...eck, can't even bother to read them at all...waste of time that I could be spending staring at that link Stella put up :) Go on now....click the link!
I'm ngl, I giggled a bit at the first one.
It reads like fanfiction. Seriously, WTF?
Aaaah. I'm tired of all of this though. I'm trying to be apathetic, but it's wearing at me a little. I praise Robert unimaginable amounts for being able to stay sane with all this shit around him. It's starting to make me crazy.
(btw, am I the only one who can never ever ship real life people? Or read FF's with rl people in them? I just...cant *shivers)
xoRobxo- She said Joan Jett gave her that t-shirt. I'm pretty sure she was just honouring her; they've become pretty good friends.
Also, idk. I don't think she cares about looking 'cute'. I thought she looked fine myself. She was casual and comfortable.
Except for the hair! Hahaha. No one can defend the fact that it didn't even look brushed. Oh well. I still love her <3
@Sara~yeah~I know she doesn't care about looking cute. But maybe "presentable" or "put together". I just hate how she looks like she just rolled out of bed. She has a beautiful face
xoRobxo- haha maybe she did just roll out of bed! Didn't she fly in just the night before?
I couldn't agree more. She really is a pretty girl <3
Loved #2 comment from Temptation, too funny.
Earlier in that week, Ted C. had said that "insiders" had said that she was picking out the perfect outfit to wooo over Rob. Yikes! Maybe it was what was underneath it all ?!
Also, the comments by Nikki are funny, i really hope that people dont hop on the Nikkihater again. I think she is funny. I dont think we should take EVERYTHING single comment that they make to heart. They are ALL probably SICK of answering questions about Rob.
oh man to have seen johnny depp. and lol at the kirsten dunst photoshop.
Yes, Michael, have a go and give us the opportunity to get more Where is Oregano-films. I'd love to see the New Moon version.
I also heard that it was Joan Jett that asked her to wear that TShirt???? Why, are they dating or something??? She should of just said "Joan honey, I did want to wear you TShirt but my bag was lost at the airport, sorry" easy no offending anyone and get out of wearing the TShirt. Rob looked eye burningly sexy so we weren't really looking at her were we.
ROFLMAO They took comments from a multitude of interviews and mashed them all up! For example, the comment Rob made about his car was from "The Ellen Show" Nov 2008! ROFLMAO .. Oy... This is why you don't buy the rags people!
NOW I KNOW THAT THIS CRAP WILL NEVER STOP AND IT MAKES ME SO SAD, FOR ROB..POOR GUY!
Tabloids = waste of time. I don't even bother looking at the covers. I saw about three magazines of Rob and KStews "love" relationship. I laughed and walked off. The magazines just want money. I feel sorry for RPattz. Poor guy. I'd never believe he'd be with KStew. Kind of awkward and I'm sure he has better taste. No offence, but I've seen prettier girls than her. That's my opinion.
@ xoRobxo - Loved your comment. :)
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