How Do You Fit 2 Vampires, 1 Human and 1 Werewolf in a Car?

Kristen Stewart, Elizabeth Reaser, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson leave Water St. Cafe in Vancouver on August 15th and try to fit into the backseat of a jeep. Here is their story...



Rob: Come on people! Squeeze! Half of my butt is outside!


Rob: I'm almost in! Damn Taylor and his newly enlarged muscly buttocks! :)
Thank God Kristen and Elizabeth have small butts ;)





Taylor: Oh no! It's coming... They are squeezing me too tight!


Taylor: Yep, it's out...


Kristen: What's this smell? I knew we should have squeezed Taylor so much :)


HQs:



Check out our affiliate Robert Pattinson Unlimited for the pictures of the rest of the cast :)

33 comments:

crazylife said...

Very carefully. Cute Godze luv the story.

WinWin said...

LMAO, Gozde, you just made my day with your commentary!

heather said...

LMAO! Thx for the laugh! Elizabeth looks likes she ready to get out of that car wth those kids! :)

Display Name said...

I just had an overwhelming urge to jump in on their laps!

'Hiyadoin!'

hahaha

Aneska said...

LOL
Is there space for another human girl with a small butt? I can always sacrifice myself and sit on Rob's lap ;)

Angie said...

WinWin,

I read your comments on earlier threads. About getting back to the way things used to be. I agree.

I miss the smart, hilarious, sexy comments at Rob's expense. I've noticed a decline in the original Robkat comments. I miss them, too.

All the other stuff gives me a headache.

Angie said...

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It said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I am dying laughing at this Godze.

Thank you for your amazing humor!!

sunrise said...

whats with the hand in picture 5....kinda a creepy???

Meaghan said...

HA HA! The captions are hilarious!

Haystackhair said...

LMAO. Ohhh, I'd throw myself right across their laps! YUMMY!

fragile human said...

Loved the commentary. Cracked me up.

They aren't too smart there though, lol. Why didn't one of them get into the front seat? Maybe a security issue, but cramming in back doesn't seem all that secure either?

Cindeeloo said...

HAHAHAH......commentary like this is the reason why I'm still here...Love you Goz, that was hilarious!!!!!!

@ADM,WinWin I absolutely agree. Things are getting way to serious around here lately. I can hardly wait until all this R/K stuff blows over so we can get back to the main reason we are All here in the first place....To ADMIRE our Sexy, Hobolicious, Adorkable, Adorable, RobHotness!!!!!!!!!

*Come back Robkats we miss u*

Stacy said...

OMG, Goz, love the comments!

That had to be an uncomfortable ride. Poor Kristen looked like she was practically sitting sideways!

Win, ADM, Cindee, I absolutely agree. I would love to see things go back to the way they were. Everyone has their own views on what's going on with R/K, and no one is going to change anyone's mind, and there's no reason to. It is what it is, whatever the case, and there are lots more interesting things to talk about, like how Rob is in Robward mode and I can't wait for the first Robward/Eclipse pics!

Sharperoni said...

How do you fit them in a car?

Well, they all have to be super skinny!

Notice that beefed-up Taylor almost took as much space as the two girls. Good thing that Kristen is super petite.

Angie said...

Cindeeloo and Stacy,

Once I found Robsessed I did not comment for a long time. However, Gozde, Dani (and now Kate) and the hilarious comments drew me back several times a day.

I say we start a revolution and only comment on button flies, shirtless Robward and the beauty of Robert Pattinson!

That alone could keep me commenting for days.

Temptation said...

Now that is one car sandwich that I would like to be stuck in, why on earth did no one get in the Front Seat???

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Goz that was hysterical!

Who the hell got the front seat?

Mechevpao said...

Hahahaaaa Gozde!!! you made me laugh so much with this fart joke!!

Thanks for it

Spidermonkey said...

Hillarious commentary to the photos- good job! They looked like they were getting a kick out of trying to all fit in.

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Don't you mean "shapeshifter," GOZ, lol?!

Win, I defended you in that ridiculous thread down below, if you care to read at the end.

Win, ADM, Cindeeloo, Stacy~I totally agree. All of this speculative mind-reading and magical thinking is soooo boring.
I miss the smart and sexy...oh where oh where have they gone?

Maybe Goz needs to do another reader age survey?

Stacy said...

Chicago - I'm laughing about the reader age survey. Agreed.

ADM - lets do it! I'm with you on the button fly sexiness talk!

Divinesally said...

ROTFLMAO!!! Ok I love you that much more Goz. Goodnight.

GHOSTGIRL said...

gozde u definitely have a gift!!!so talented make me laugh so hard damn taylor and his muscle buttjajaja so hilarious as always

Treasure_7 said...

love the pics.

noisefaidaus said...

Cute, they should have tossed Taylor out and let him run LMAO look at the face Rob is making!!!

AP said...

Hah! Nice caption!

I luv the sparkly banner thingy too.

Athena said...

LMAO!

I'm really small, only 4'8", I'm sure I could fit on Rob's lap *big hopeful grin*!

All jokes aside, I've truly done it plenty of times in Italy: we sometimes were six to a car (which is illegal in Italy) and I was the one to lie on the lap of those in the backseat. It was easier in Winter because they would hide me under their coats! Lots of fun! ;D

And normally my head would lie exactly where Rob's lap is in these pictures... *sigh*... good times...

Diane said...

I get a kick out of how it's always Taylor hiding his face lately. Taytay, sweetie, I don't think it's you the paps are after. Still it's nice to see all this inner-species harmony, especially when you consider how awful they must smell to each other.

lostinphilly57 said...

Godze, love your commentary, as usual. Oh, and loved how you snuck the fart joke in there! That is one crazy looking scene with the four of them all squished up in the back. And that look on Rob's face; well I don't think I have a word for it. Does anyone else have a very descriptive adjective for it???LOL.
I can just imagine them getting out of that car and all four of them kissing the ground and shouting, "thank God thats over with."

kespax said...

Taylor looks like he's going to vomit - he's seriously suddenly unwell

Feds said...

ahahahahahahahahaha godze i love the story ahahaaah

Tess said...

Can't believe no one called "shotgun" on that ride.

Oh and I completely agree with all the lap comments. That's the seat I would've taken... either that or his front pocket.

rebecca said...

Is it not 3 vamps and 1 wolf?

 
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