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How Do You Fit 2 Vampires, 1 Human and 1 Werewolf in a Car?

Kristen Stewart, Elizabeth Reaser, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson leave Water St. Cafe in Vancouver on August 15th and try to fit into the backseat of a jeep. Here is their story...



Rob: Come on people! Squeeze! Half of my butt is outside!


Rob: I'm almost in! Damn Taylor and his newly enlarged muscly buttocks! :)
Thank God Kristen and Elizabeth have small butts ;)





Taylor: Oh no! It's coming... They are squeezing me too tight!


Taylor: Yep, it's out...


Kristen: What's this smell? I knew we should have squeezed Taylor so much :)


HQs:



Check out our affiliate Robert Pattinson Unlimited for the pictures of the rest of the cast :)

 
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