Does a Robert Pattinson Sex Tape Exist? *GASP*

Oh how much I love to HATE Australian Famous magazine. They are so full of crap and they don't shy away from creating more :)




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Disclaimer: A puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time you pay a dime to this crap.

Thanks to [info]readthebooknow at [info]team_kbitch via source for the scans :)

40 comments:

Kate said...

Welcome back BB. I missed you xx

bbonin said...

Omg it would be nice to see a sex tape of Rob being in it and with me! Ha!

phosphorus said...

Looks like whoever wrote this is following the imdb-board or/and blogs.

Could we please talk about something else now? Please!

Haystackhair said...

Goz!!!!! Welcome back! Hope all is well. Sex tape? GAH! Pleeeeze yes!!!

phosphorus said...

Hi Gözde, good to have you back. How are you, dear?

Georgie said...

Sex tape indeed, I nearly got my hopes up - NOT, considering it's stated in a trashy mag! Baaahahaha as if these scenes haven't been seen over and over on Youtube; what do they think - we're living under a rock or that they can insult our intelligence ad nauseam? Again I have to hang my head in shame to be from Australian.

Unknown said...

but a Rob sex tape would be delicious!

Tasnim said...

heyy good to have you back, btw if i wanted to send a tip or photo or something to yourselves, what's the email address to send it to? x

Twilusted said...

Welcome back Goz! We missed you! Lol, that sex tape would totes be the end of me. Who knows, probably sex is the only thing Robert is suave at? Tehehe, hope floats!

Steph is Legit said...

i mean if you are going to make up a rumor at least make a believable one.. jeez even i could have gotten more creative than that

Steph is Legit said...

while we are all staring at this cover.. can we all just read the sidebars on this piece of rubbish.. like honestly really?

JandR said...

Hi Goz - welcome back - we missed you too!! Dani and Kate do a fantastic job but no-one tags quite like you. And for the record I want there to be a real sex tape too but only if I'm in it with him ;-)

JandR said...

Hi Georgie - how's your busy week going? :-)

Unknown said...

LA LA LA!!! I didn't do it this time hehe.

But zomg ugh!

~kd

Anna said...

a Rob sex tape... oh my... a girl can dream! I'm not holding my breath though :)

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

SWEE JESUS i would pay anything to see a sex tape with rob OMG i can only imagine how he is in bed DAMNNN kstew is one LUCKY bitch!

Agnes said...

This sex tape is the latest item on my Christmas list. Right after a convertible Jaguar and world peace, of course. :)

Anonymous said...

i would totally buy that in a busy video store, grocery store, charity auction... i don't care how perverted it would look. and i'd pay double.

Athena said...

Just wanted to say welcome back, Gozde! I'm glad that everything's OK on your end :)!

...wowie! said...

How does an aussie mag get a hold of this "info"?

I swear I didn't leak the video. lol

marya said...

wow id be mad if someone took my shirt and tied a knot at the bottom...you know thats not good for the fabric...lol
aaanyways...

welcome back gozde!:D

Unknown said...

Talking about gossips. There's anew one that ROb and Kristen will move in together after Eclipse. I mean...please!!!! We know they are fucking and kissing, but no confirmation of a serious reltionship so far!!!!

Unknown said...

I found it!

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272627444.shtml

Rhonda said...

Welcome back, Gozde. And knowing Rob's anxiety over watching his own work, I can assure you a sex tape does not exist.

However, if it did, I would be like The Office's Michael when he discovered you tube. "I did not work for five days!"

RPnKSaddict said...

Gozde your back!!! And with a "Bang". LOL yay we missed you.
Kate and Dani were brilliant as usual but there is always something missing when your gone.

I almost fell out of my chair at the halariousness of this sex tape notion.I'm still laughing.

Good morning ladies!(waves to all)

Haystackhair said...

LOL, if you read the article, the "secret tape" is one of the kissing scenes on the twilight DVD!! Some secret! LMAO. how do they get away with this crapola?

marce said...

ok seriously that's stupid. she's 19 give her a break. sex tape? those are the scenes that EVERYBODY can see at youtube. this magazine get to my nerves. Pregnant? Sex tape? they are so ridiculous!!!!

This is why i feel bad for both of them having to deal with al this crap

monika said...

lmao 'is Lady Gaga really a man?' wtf is up with this crap?

Lina said...

Oh my God!!!!! I'm cry with laughter :DDDDDD.
They are planning to move together. And the funniest thing is unnamed source who know actually everything :))))Geez, people are so creative...
Does the source know that they will move together after sex tape release? And then Kristin will adopt five Rob's kids...

Goz, welcome back ;)

Amber (EyesofAmber) said...

Yes, because magazines who use manips as their cover pics are always so reliable! LOL

CullenGal09 said...

Hey Gozde!!!! So glad you're back, and missed you of course-although you should know Dani and Kate did a great job while you were gone. No worries! ;) Also, hope things are better with you-so sorry for the family illness and all. Muuuuuaaahhh!

My only response to this post is....a resounding PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Lina said...

ok, deep breath... half naked Rob... half naked Rob... half naked Rob... ommmmmmm....

Nicole said...

Once again I'm ashamed that this is an Aussie mag. How many craps ones does that make this week alone? How embarassment.

And I'm with Lina, half naked Rob, half naked Rob, oh geez (faints).

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Welcome back Gozde! We missed you too-Kate & Dani did fabulous while you were away..


Sex tape? Sure, I'll bring the popcorn & beer.

riley said...

Yuck. What idiots.

Marna said...

Welcome back! And I would LOVE to see a sex tape :-)

GHOSTGIRL said...

where have u been GOZ?well dany and kate did a great job ...
I almost fell of my chair jajaja this magazine is so funny...How in the world??this is beyond every crap article I've heard jajaja so funny
mmmm I'm not sure if I'd see the sex tape ajaj

Kris said...

Haha! I go to work this morning and the news was a maybe kiss at the KOL concert and I come home from work to a SEX TAPE! lol. Too funny! Maybe they'll play clips of it on ET?? Haha...Your site ROCKS, btw. Keep up the awesome work! I'm addicted.

Musk said...

I know what you mean, I'm from Sydney & I am so EMBARASSED to walk passed this tripe in the supermarket.

anonymous said...

@Musk
Hahaha, me too. Whenever I see the mags, I quickly turn around and look at some other random trashy magazine.

I'm actually quite embarassed too. I'm from Sydney. People must think Australians are somewhat big liars.

 
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