Andy Samberg: "Twilight Makes Me Jizz"
Today 5:49 PM PDT by Marc Malkin
Don't be surprised if Justin Timberlake shows up at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.
His Saturday Night Live buddy and frequent collaborator, Andy Samberg, will make his debut as host of this year's big golden popcorn get-together. "I'm calling in all the favors I can," Samberg told me earlier today while prepping for the show at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City.
He said of a potential Timberlake appearance, "We're trying very hard to deliver on that."
I have much more for you from Samberg. Read on for talk about Twilight, Susan Boyle and, of course, "Dick in a Box."
Will we see your "Dick in a Box" on the show? How about some "Jizz"?I swear to you: It's still up in the air.
Your "Dick in a Box" is still up in the air?
My dick is off my body, it's in a box, and that box is floating in space.
I have to tell you that my dream headline for this story is: "Andy Samberg: 'Twilight Makes Me Jizz!' "Do you want me to say that?
Yes.Twilight makes me jizz, man. But will you include that you asked me to say that?
Yeah—I forced Andy Samberg to jizz. OK, how many times have you seen Twilight? I've seen Twilight once. But I've seen scenes from Twilight many times in my dreams. You know what I mean? In a lot of ways I see Twilight constantly every day, because once you see it, it stays with you forever.
When I reported that the Movie Awards will include a first look at New Moon, fans went crazy. People are insane about it.
They love playing baseball! What's not to love? If you told me that we were going to make this movie about vampires that are really, really good at baseball, I would say, "Sign me on!"
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?Edward all the way.
Why is that?
He's steamy!
See, I didn't ask you to say that!I never root for the underdog. I always root for the crowd favorite. Big Yankees fan, big Manchester United fan.
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