Laugh Out Loud Post of the Day: Ashley Greene Gets Over Robert Pattinson Crush

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP

From the NEVER reliable TransWorldNews:

Ashley Greene Gets Over Robert Pattinson Crush with Adrian Grenier

Atlanta, GA 6/16/2009 05:50 PM GMT (TransWorldNews)

Ashley Greene has apparently gotten over her alleged crush on Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson. Greene is reportedly getting cozy with Entourage star Adrian Grenier. (Gozde: They added the "alleged" because they are the ones alleging it. I've never heard this one before and I hear a lot of crap :))

Sources tell People magazine that the couple met for the first time Friday and spent the rest of the weekend together. “They hit it off. [They] really had a great time,” says a source.

Greene and Grenier spent time together Saturday before taking surf lessons. Later that night, they met for dinner and dancing at El Captain Ranch in Santa Barbara, California. A witness says the pair was "flirting and dancing close all night long.”

“[They] got super cozy all weekend. They were very cute. They were hanging out nonstop and they only met Friday. They spent the whole time together – surfed together – everything,” the source adds.

Greene was linked to Pattinson earlier this year. Grenier has previously dated Isabel Lucas and been linked to Paris Hilton.

Gozde: Nikki, Kristen and now Ashley :) I guess Elizabeth is next or maybe Jackson, he is pretty.

Oh Bloddy Hell :)

Nice Make Up Job!
(Much better than Twilight. Oh no I didn't! Oh yes I did :))

Once again thanks to Socialitelife.com. They truly rock. (No they don't pay me I just love Lisa, Jay and Miu's sense of humor :))

Photo Credit: WENN | Splash News Online
Website: wenn.com | www.splashnewsonline.com

And the next set is from Twifans.com. Thanks Alison :)h










More at Bauer Griffin Online.

Very Clear Video of Robert Pattinson on Set of Remember Me 06/15/2009

Thanks to RobPattzNews for the tip

MTV: Robert Pattinson is Picture Perfect

MTV Posted the list for 2009's celeb superlatives and hit the nail in the head :)

Picture Perfect: Robert Pattinson

Over the course of this past school year, RPattz and his devil-may-care hairstyle have become the go-to screensaver for lovelorn ladies. Of course he's our most picture perfect, even if he's too shy to admit it.

Biggest Klutz: Kristen Stewart

She is admittedly quite awkward when it comes to being in the public eye, but her defining klutz moment came when she fumbled her Golden Popcorn at the MTV Movie Awards.

You can see the rest of the list HERE.

Thanks to HYBeccer on Rob's IMDb board for the gifs and Thao for photoshopping the Dossier outtake :)

Happy Rob Makes US Happy

From CelebrityGossip.Net :
Showing his dedication to his craft, Robert Pattinson was seen relentlessly working on his new movie “Remember Me” this afternoon (June 16).

Sporting fake cuts and bruises, the “Twilight” stud sported a blue shirt and a backpack as he chatted with the people on the New York City set, smiling and laughing often.

And it sounds like Robert has yet another female admirer, as a source recently revealed that Megan Fox has the hots for the British hunk.

According to rumors, “Megan was totally into [Rob] and thought he was really cute. But nothing ever went further than one night they were together. He totally blew her off.”

But Miss Fox claims, “I mean, he’s outrageously attractive — he’s like a very pretty man. I’ve never been in a room with him though so those rumors aren’t true… Although, you know every other girl on the planet wishes that it was but I didn’t have the opportunity so…” (Gozde: Himm, so she DOES have a brain (or eyes))

And from my favorite gossip site Socialitelife.com:

Photo Credit: Wenn.com, INF Daily

What We Always Said: Robert Pattinson is The Most Handsome Man in the World (and Mars, Jupiter etc)

The Vanity Fair poll asking "who is the fairest of them all" has been concluded:

Who is the World's Most Handsome Man? (Poll Closed)

Javier Bardem <1%>

David Beckham <1%>

Gael García Bernal <1%>

Tom Brady <1%>

George Clooney 1% (3482 votes)

Daniel Craig <1%>

Johnny Depp 7% (17893 votes)

Leonardo DiCaprio <1%>

Jakob Dylan <1%>

Nacho Figueras 15% (39874 votes) (Gozde: Umm, who?!? Googled, polo player, def HOT but definitely NOT hotter than Brad Pitt)

James Franco 1% (2863 votes)

Jon Hamm <1%>

Hugh Jackman 3% (7419 votes)

Taylor Kitsch 2% (6324 votes)

Clive Owen 3% (9267 votes)

Robert Pattinson 51% (137946 votes)

Brad Pitt 12% (32396 votes)

Denzel Washington <1%>

Total Votes: 271278

A New Security Measure: Umbrella

Hey Look! They beefed up security! They have him covered with an umbrella! Is it security to keep his "vampire pale"? Yeah, I think so...

From the set today. There seems to be bruises on his knuckles. Apparently it's make up for the movie but kinda makes me wish he had hit those crazies from yesterday.







Photocredit: SplashNewsOnline, check them out for more.

If you watch really carefully you can see that the bodyguard lightly smacks one of the crazies. Good!


From dlisted.com:

The keeper of the unicorns was almost trampled to death by a mob of horny hyenas in NYC today. (Gozde: Wide awake unicorns? Then yeah, he definitely IS the keeper of unicorns :)) RPattz was making his way back to his trailer on the set of his movie Remember Me when the fangirls were unleashed and tried to impregnate themselves by dry fucking him. I can smell the chonie cheese from here and it's thick!

Somebody give them the q-tip! Turn the hose on them! Give them a squeaky toy to hump on! What am I blabbing about? None of that would work! Even if you tasered their asses and peppered them in the eyes at the same time, they still wouldn't let up. These psychos had a whiff of RPattz's magic dust and they are in the zone! Nothing can stop them.

The city of New York should probably keep a judge on set at all times to hand out restraining orders, because these crazy bitches are thisclose to crawling through the shit pipe to get into his trailer.

That being said, this whole scenario would be considered perfectly sane if you replaced RPattz with Prince Hot Ginge and the curly-haired loon in the plaid with me.

Thanks to Lindsey for the tip.

If you are on Twitter Re-tweet: #BeefUpRobSecurity Thanks to Tina for starting this.