ROBsessed™ - Addicted to Robert Pattinson

OH HOT DOUBLE DAMN - The Photoshoot That Keeps on Giving - Updated

WHERE have you been hiding those arms Rob?!?

source: US Weekly Thanks to Thinking of Rob:))

The whole photoshoot including Rolling Stone, US Weekly, Dossier and outtakes:

What a LOAD of Crap LMAO Edition

I'm not sure what Australian Famous Magazine is supposed to be but they should seriously consider becoming a comedy magazine. How do they sleep at night after spreading blatant lies?

*Please don't buy these magazines.*
*A puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time you pay a dime to these*

There is only 1 piece of truth in this story: The picture above IS from outside Seven Night Club in Los Angeles. The date is just a wee bit wrong though: it's from August 26th 2008!!! Magazine published:July 13th 2009

More from August 26th 2008 - Outside Seven Night Club, Los Angeles. Thanks to RPSource.

Thanks to our lovely Georgie for the scans.

Christian Serratos: Rob's become more humble and more introverted

From OK! :

Twilight star Christian Serratos, aka Bella’s high school pal Angela Weber, has a job many girls would just die for — she gets to be on set with Robert Pattinson and the rest of the vamp-movie gang all day. So does she think R-Pattz’s new reputation as a ladies’ man is deserved? OK! chatted with Christian at the Charlotte Russe 2009 Fall Launch in NYC, and we asked if the thought Edward Cullen had turned into a playboy since skyrocketing to fame over the last year.

“I don’t think so,” says Christian, adding that if has changed, Robert has gone in the opposite direction.

“If anything he’s become more humble and more introverted,” Christian tells OK!.

So what about the romance with Kristen Stewart? Christian teased us with a sort of yes, sort of no on whether the two are together.

“I truly don’t know, I don’t know. There is a possibility,” Christian reveals. “There’s a possibility that it’s all BS, I just don’t know. It’s going to be interesting finding out either way.”

Christian and the rest of the cast will be reunited on the set of Eclipse in August, something she’s excited about.

“I feel like we’re all going to have a blast. I feel like we all know our characters and we’ve all had a lot of help with Stephanie [Meyer], too,” she explains. “She’s there on set and if we have a question, she’ll answer our question. She’s just really chill. She’s really supportive. She likes what everyone’s doing, so I think everyone just wants to make her happy, as well as the fans, so it works out.”

Is Robert Pattinson The Next Brad Pitt?

According to Elle Magazine Rob is the next Brad Pitt.

They used a different picture but I thought you'd appreciate this one more ;)

The similarly hunky actors each attained the rarefied distinction of having made blood-sucking look sexy—Pattinson in Twilight and Pitt in Interview With the Vampire.

Celebrity Mundane: Robert Pattinson on RM Set 07/21/2009

This video is SO exciting (NOT:)). The girl that says "love you Rob!" then giggles is cute though:)

LOAD of Magazine Scans and a History on CRAP

Thanks to lovely Darja for the scans and translations of the magazines :)

Joy Slovenija (July 2009 issue) (Crap)

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Translation: Robert Pattinson plays Spanish surrealist painter Salvador Dali, who was madly in love with writer Federico Garcia Lorca in the 20's of previous century. Movie concentrates on their relationship, so Robert, 23, and Javier Beltran, 25, had several "action" scenes.

It is not known, how his new girlfriend, brazilian model Annelyse Schoenberger, 21, reacted to those scenes.

Gozde: Joy Slovenija (July 2009 issue) gets the "Oh NO YOU DIDN'T" (lack of journalistic integrity) award by this sentence: "It is not known, how his new girlfriend, Brazilian model Annelyse Schoenberger, 21, reacted to those scenes. "

If you are new to the "Robert Pattinson Rumor Mill" you may not have heard of the infamous Annelyse Schoenberger. Here is some Rob "What a load of Crap" History for y'all:

Last year a rumor started that Rob was dating a Brazilian model by the name of Annelyse. I don't remember how it started but it was internet based. The rumor was fueled by Anne herself (and her friends) when they started posting very "(mis)leading" updates on their myspace/facebook pages. And the rumor got out of control when a Rob picture at Kings of Leon concert surfaced:

People claimed the girl next to him was Anne.

It was a fun time for some of us :) That picture, the following "crap"-"not crap"-"oh please!" arguments, the non-sense banter and censorship led to the creation of ROBsessed.

The KOL concert was on October 17th ROBsessed Blog was born on October 24th :)

Later on Rob said he never even met Annelysse and no comment on ROBsessed was ever deleted (unless it was of pornographic nature).

The End ;)

Nova Slovenija July 6th 2009 (Crap):

Translation: Robert Pattinson's family hates Kristen

Robert and Kristen are denying rumours of their relationship, but obviously there is something going on.
Robert's aunt Diana Nutley said Kristen is a bad choice for Robert, the rest of his family want him to end their relationship.
Recently there was a rumour that Robert who is in NY filming Remember Me talks every day to Kristen, who is in LA filming The Runaways. There is no secret, their relationship is growing stronger and deeper. There is attraction and their bond is very special. A source told.

And in a tabloid world with no shame here is STOP Magazine from Slovenija that puts others to shame by having sense:

Playing a romantic vampire in Twilight made 23yrs old Robert Pattinson not just beloved by teenage girls but also trashy media.

It is Leonardo di Caprio story from his Titanic era all over again: every girl he is seen with is his girlfriend. It is supposed to be Emilie de Ravin, 27, Claire Littleton from Lost at the moment. He is making Remember Me in NY with blonde actress and "those in the know" say they get along very well and they have a "very strong connection". Robert was supposedly the one who get Emlie the part in the movie.

STOP SLOVENIJA JUL 8TH 2009

Translation:
HOT GUYS FOR HOT SUMMER

A selection of guys with best bodies made by female journalists: some guys are not teenagers anymore but take good care of their bodies, and some youngsters who don't have to work out yet.

ROBERT PATTINSON

23y old Englishman is messing with teenagers' minds as loving vampire in Twilight movie - btw, sequel is coming this year. Robert will be hotter and less clothed than in the first movie.

He plays guitar and piano - so his fingers are sensitive.

He likes darts and snooker as far as sports is concerned - so he will have to work on his muscles in future.

Hello magazine voted him the most attractive man of 2008.

Glamour UK July 2009