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"Experts" Weigh in on The Robsten Kitten Rumor

My bitchin' blogger friend "The Moon is down" at Letters to Twilight gathered a panel of obsessed freaks experts on the subject of all things Twilight, Kristen and pregnancy. And since I am one of those obsessed freaks I was in the panel :)

I turn now to my panel of highly esteemed journalists, Robsten followers, snarky commenters and legal experts for their reactions… Let’s play Hardball!

First up from the always on top of it Rob Pattinson site “Robsessed” we have the lovely Gozde. What is your opinion of the news that Kristen might be pregnant with Rob’s love child?

Gozde: Rob can impregnate with a stare, true story, but for this time I say ‘What a Load of Crap’

Moon: As proof Gozde has brought along this lovely picture below to help prove her point. Can we get that on the screen now? (look below) *sees rob* Uh… yea I’m gonna have to say you might be right… I feel my ovaries spontaneously ovulating… NEXT expert! Quickly!!

Kristin: *interupting* “I would also like to mention that after seeing pictures of Rob and Ruby (his pint sized costar for Remember Me) together, my uterus spontaneously impregnated itself, so if there is a babymama, It’s me, spelled with an IN. Just in case you were all wondering…”

Moon: Well, I guess we’ve proven your point Gozde, maybe a Kristen IS pregnant from his stares, it just might be OUR KristIN, instead.

Check out the rest of the "indepth analysis" based on complete snark at Letters to Twilight :)

Robert Pattinson is a Mountain Lion in Bed

You can always trust Trans World News for A Good Laugh and TONS of crap. Seriously I'm pretty sure their sources are their (probably big) butts!

Let your imaginations run wild :)

Robert Pattinson is “Amazing” in Bed

Robert Pattinson is “amazing” in bed, according to one of his former girlfriends. The unnamed ex says she and the Twilight star shared a very passionate 2-month relationship last year after meeting through friends.

“We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing. I felt electricity go between us! I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed! We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home. The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!” she tells the National Enquirer.
Meanwhile, Pattinson is said to have dumped Kristen Stewart in favor of a romance with his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin.

What a Load Of Crap Taken To a WHOLE New Level Part Deux

Australian Magazines seem to take the lead on our "What a Load of Crap" competition. They actually have no competition at this point :)) First "Famous Magazine" and now this:

Kristen rocks Rob "I'm pregnant"

The real-life romance of Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson is in turmoil after she told to a friend she believes she is pregnant with the actors child

. The actress, who discovered she could be expecting last week, was so worried someone would discover her secret she sent a close pal to buy a pregnancy test kit.

"Kristen asked one of her friends to buy the test because she was worried about someone seeing her at the drug store," an insider reveals exclusively to NW. "She's very nervous about the whole situation."

The couple, who haven't even gone public with their romance yet, are now facing the toughest challenge to their relationship as they struggle with the news they could be parents.

Kristen first started to suspect she might be expecting when she realized she hadn't had her period.

"When she worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant" says a pal. " And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father."

source thanks to KD for the tip :)

US Weekly: The Sexy Stars of Twilight Scans

On stands now :)
Haven't had the chance to read it yet but since it comes from US weekly, the creator of loads of crap, take everything with a bucket of salt :)