These pics were requested last month during our WFE themed 365DoR. There are tooooooons so you'll want to bookmark the page for when you have a leisure day. Grab an Arnold Palmer to sip on so you don't lick your screen. Or maybe you like that sort of thing. ;)
Speaking of themed months, our Cosmopolis 365DoR month is wrapping up and reader, Jay, put together a little something for us that serves as our Part 3 interview. He played the part of interviewer and interviewee. We'll let WFE NYCRob be our guide in the interview since he has a Packeresque quality about him.
This is ROBsessed's pseudo-interview with Eric Packer. I think it expressed itself quite humorously....
ROBsessed: Thanks for answering our call...can we interview you?
Eric Michael Packer: Yes, I'd like that. Sit and talk. I've had a long day. Things and people. Time for a philosophical pause. Some reflection, yes.
ROBsessed: We've tried to get you on the line before. I know you've been itching to talk with us too. I think I've tried, what, four times.
Eric Michael Packer: Five.
ROBsessed Wow. I guess we've been trying to get an interview more than I remember. Anyway, I always find it interesting when people mention ROBsessed. Rob's heard about ROBsessed. He says he checks it to know his upcoming schedule. Did you hear about it from him? How'd you hear about ROBsessed?
Eric Michael Packer: It charts. You have to search a little harder. Think outside the limits.
ROBsessed: Our site completed voting on the 2nd Annual ROBsessed Awards. You won in the category of Robert Pattinson's Best Performance of 2012. What do you imagine the ROBsessed are thinking about you right now?
Eric Michael Packer: You're forcing me to be reasonable. I don't like that.
ROBsessed: Do you want to parlay the success of this film, and what it seems to be doing for your growing reputation, into getting bigger and better roles?
Eric Michael Packer: The phenomenon of reputation is a delicate thing. A person rises on a word and falls on a syllable.
ROBsessed: Whoa. Your answers are very cryptic. I'm worried the questions I had prepared will not suffice.
Eric Michael Packer: This is good. We're like people talking. Isn't this how they talk?
ROBsessed: You are inscrutable.
Eric Michael Packer: There's an order at some deep level. A pattern that wants to be seen.
ROBsessed: You're forgetting about what you and Benno talked about. You were trying to find a balance, but Benno was saying how you should remember the importance of the lopsided. Didn't you learn anything from the movie? You should have listened to your prostate.
Eric Michael Packer: What?
ROBsessed: The actor who plays you, Robert Pattinson, some say they didn't know he had it in him to play the part. Do you agree?
Eric Michael Packer: That's not the question. The question is yours to answer.
ROBsessed: Why is it mine to answer? Do you know something about me? Tell me who you think I am.
Eric Michael Packer: I don't know. Who are you? Maybe if you told me your name.
ROBsessed: One of us is named Tink.
Eric Michael Packer: That's a phony name. It's phony. It's fake.
ROBsessed: *a little frustrated* OK then. Let's start over. What interests you when you're not riding in your limo?
Eric Michael Packer: Holes are interesting. There are books about holes.
ROBsessed: That's an awkward answer. I'll change the subject. Can I ask you few questions about the film and the process of creating it?
Eric Michael Packer: Fine. I could use a tall cold beer about now.
ROBsessed: I don't have any beer.
Eric Michael Packer: But we still want what we want.
ROBsessed: OK. Fine. *pours apple juice*
Eric Michael Packer: Don't make me laugh.
*Torval interrupts, gesturing for the interview to end so he can meet his agenda*
Does the interview really end? Does Mr. Packer get his beer? Can ROBsessed crack his shell?? Are there over 1,000 HQ pics of WFE NYCRob after the cut???
ROBsessed: Moving on. David Cronenberg said there is a line that men will want to use as a pickup line. He says he tried this on his wife but it didn't work. "It's not the sex you think I've had, it's the sex I want". Was he doing something wrong?
Eric Michael Packer: I could tell you my thoughts have evolved. My situation has changed. Would that matter?
ROBsessed: Robert has stated that a week before filming he was in the throes of a panic attack. He said he didn't know what he was doing. He said he felt like he was not the man for the part. Is there something about you, Eric Michael Packer, that would cause him to have a panic attack?
Eric Michael Packer: I could tell you there was an emergency meeting of my staff to deal with the crisis. The nearest conference room was at the hotel. Or I could tell you I had to use the men's room in the lobby. There's a toilet in the car but you don't know this. Or I went to the health club at the hotel to work off the tension of the day. I could tell you I spent an hour on a treadmill. Then I went for a swim if there's a swimming pool. Or I went up to the roof to watch the lightning flash. I love it when the rain has that wavering quality it rarely has these days. It's that whiplash sort of quality, where the rain undulates above the rooftops. Or the car's liquor cabinet was unaccountably empty and I went in to have a drink. I could tell you I went in to have a drink, in the bar off the lobby, where the peanuts are always fresh.
ROBsessed: Is that what you say to yourself to control your emotion? I was looking for what causes his panic attacks.
Eric Michael Packer: Who the f*ck is his?
ROBsessed: Robert Pattinson, of course. Look, Eric, I can see you-
Eric Michael Packer: My mood shifts and bends. But when I'm alive and heightened, I'm super-acute. Do you know what I see when I look at you? I see a woman who wants to live shamelessly in her body. Tell me this is not the truth. You want to follow your body into idleness and fleshiness. That's why you have to run, to escape the drift of your basic nature. Tell me I'm making it up. You can't do that. It's there in your face, all of it, the way it rarely shows in any face. What do I see? Something lazy, sexy and insatiable.
ROBsessed: How did you know I run?
Eric Michael Packer: I don't know. I don't think about it.
ROBsessed: Whatever. Time is a running theme through the movie-
Eric Michael Packer: One billionth of a second. There are zeptoseconds. Yoctoseconds. One septillionth of a second.
ROBsessed: Why are you doing this?
Eric Michael Packer: To say something. To make people think.
ROBsessed: I want this interview to mean something. I want the discussion to go someplace interesting.
Eric Michael Packer: But it's not.
ROBsessed: I want ROBsessed to reach a new audience.
Eric Michael Packer: But it's not.
ROBsessed: That's not true.
Eric Michael Packer: Show me.
ROBsessed: All right. When I look at the site statistics, there are more men commenting on the blog since Cosmopolis was released.
Eric Michael Packer: What else?
ROBsessed: Isn't that enough?
Eric Michael Packer: You're unsettled because you feel you have no role, you have no place. But you have to ask yourself whose fault this is.
ROBsessed: I'm tired of being treated this way. Look, this interview is over.
Eric Michael Packer: *a sudden realization appears on his face* My prostate is asymmetrical. What does it mean?
ROBsessed: I can't help you if you don't know this by now. I worry for you.
Eric Michael Packer: You just made that up. You've never spent a minute of your life worrying about other people. *ROBsessed packing up bags to leave* Is there a fungus that speaks to you? I'm serious. People hear things. They hear God.
ROBsessed: I am sorry to hear this. Thanks for your time. *opens door and walks out*
Eric Michael Packer: *calling after ROBsessed* Where were you going after the interview? Because there's a hotel...
*wild giggles* I loooooove Cosmopolis quotes and this was just perfection. Thanks Jay!!! You captured an interview between ROBsessed and Mr. Packer nicely. Except one thing. Since Mr. Packer looks like Rob, we could never walk away from that man. *le sigh* We'd be going to the hotel most definitely.
HEADS UP! Tomorrow we're launching a new ROBsessed giveaway through the weekend! Keep an eye out and get that hunting gear ready. ;) NYCRobs will be the theme.
Soooooooo many gorgeous HQ pics in these thumbnails! Enjoy!
Thanks to RPBrasil for all the pics!
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