Admit it! You share the same desire and Robert Pattinson's collar bones conjure up naughty thoughts? It's actually just the mere suggestion of his collar bones, not the obvious topless shots, that do the most damage... and of course he teases us with suggestion and hint on a constant basis with v-necked shirts and open buttons. Devil.
So here... enjoy a good teasing and have a Magical Monday!
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Good morning ladies.....Now how am I going to get any work done with photo's like these up on the site already!!! Oh what my tongue and lips could do.....I have
goosebumps now LOL!!!
wow. just wow. phenomenal. heart stopping. but i have to say the last one made me laugh. heehee!
as much as i wanna feast on his collarbone, i cant help but get distracted by his neck and nape...im seeing his neck..i like to eat his neck and nape..lol , he has a strong nape and neck ..yum yum..thanks for the pics. Thanks guys for all the happiness you share to us each day
okay it's 6:18 in the morning and I just have one thing to say UNF!!!! MOL!!!! GOL!!(GROAN OUT LOUD) *licks screen*.............and uh among other things ;)
yeah I know ha ha haha but seriously look at the chest porn SOOOOO mouthwatering and delcious *salavates*
i must concur! =P
completely agree! good morning! =P
the hair and the makeup just crack me up but hey, if he showed up at my door like that, i wouldn't kick him out!!! =P
O...M...G....Klahfaoifoaiekaj;dlfkja eioadfnl;aejoaid jfaldjfaoeanmefjaldko;eaeklhjdkal;ekjak......SORRY! forgot to move the keyboard while trying to inappropriate things to the computer screen! LOL
YES!!!!!
HAHAHA!!! easy there friend!!!
Rob has this way of knocking me off my chair so early in the morning LOL!!!
Mmm loving the collarbone and the neck, but you know the chest hair set me thinking: I wonder just how hard he had to fight to keep it. I bet from the very beginning he was told to shave it off "Vampires don't have chest hair!" "Your body will look better without it!" "It's so old-fashioned!" But taking that idea to its logical conclusion, where does the shaving end - no chest hair, no happy trail? What?!? No happy trail? Dear Rob, thank you for being a razor-free zone. Love you! Snuggler.
mornin babe! did you get my message yesterday about the DVD release of Breaking Dawn(don't scream yet til I'm done LOL)Febuary 11th 2012 it will be on blue ray and DVD and on January 3rd it will be offically announced of course we all know the *specail features *hears crickets* on that one :/ get this the commentary(YAWNSVILLE) will be of just Bill Condon why does SUMSHIT do this?!! are they punishing us?! I would LOVE to go all way to San Deigo and personally kick them RIGHT in the balls!!!! then find MR and kick her in the ass!!! then find SM and rip her one for being a SHITTY producer!!! what about the blonde jokes?! what about the bickering or the rivarly between J&R and when she gave him a plate that said FIDO on it THAT should have happen in part one while Bella was still pregannat with the baby!!
LOL Rob has away of getting to me god I need coffee before I look at these pictures again hahaha!!!
LOLOLOL!!!
Oh leah I know that movie as much as I totally loved it I could have sat there for 3 hours and been very happy to see more things that they missed!!! Movie people oh well....What I want is more deleted scenes of the honeymoon!!!!
omg love it
Gotta love the chest hair and the happy trail.....love how hairy Rob is mmmmmmmmmm!!!!
What a way to start the morning UNF!!!!
OMG! Perfection!!!!
Okay I have read enough FF.....That I wanta try a body shot of his collarbone......Come here Rob!!!!
Every little bit of Rob is so delicious - you just want to lick every inch (and nibble and bite and suck and swallow) .....Oh...sorry. I seem to have got stuck in Sinful Sundays!!
to quote Art in How To Be: "I think I'm having an er*ction"
(and i'm a girl so go figure)
That's not fair!!!! posting photos like these, some of them just make me catch my breath. Has anyone noticed how much more of a man he has become? just stunning
oh what a B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L. man!! love you baby!!
Makes my fingers itch to get in amongst it... not to mention my tongue...
OMG, I feel sooooooooo guilty, but hell yeah! I will definetly die licking his collar bone all the way. Uuuuuhuuuuu!!!
No more Fifty for you today, Mrs Rob! Remember your blood pressure!
Giggles oh things we want to do!!!!
It' Hard to not think about that every day with Rob!!!!
Awwwwww! Spoilsport!!
i know! my heart stopped! i wanted to be a vampire and sink my teeth into that neck of his! uuunnnnfffff!!!! =P
Oh all right, go on then! But don't say I didn't warn you!
naughty girls!!!
ditto.
nhum nhum nhum
It so hard not to be naughty girls!!!! Come on you know you want to be naughty also....giggles!!!
ohhhh..that neck..the hair...*LE SIGH*
the one with the LB hat...swoonnnn...
but the pic from NM, showing the nipples..I have a big crush on those ..**cough**..erect nipples....*THUD*
I had to throw that
ow stop it i can't take it anymore *le big sigh* My sanity is hanging by a thread and whatever's left of it is slowly starting to crumble.
Laaawd have mercy on my poor little corrupted soul *weeps*
I really really want to say something witty, clever... okay, coherent right now. But, ummmm, yeay, I think you all know where that plan went!!!
Sweet Jesus on a camel's hump!!
I think we need to rename today MOOOOAAAAANNNNNNIIINNNG Monday!!!
*whimpers*
Rob throws me into the deep, dark recesses. He makes me feel so dirty and I don't even care.
Completely agree, Snuggler!! I was honestly a little terrified as they were preparing for NM that they'd try that crap for the reveal scene and literally breathed a sigh of relief (after moaning and whimpering at the absolute perfection that is shirtlessRobWard) that he was still his beautiful natural self.
Although, you have to admit, it probably had just a bit to do with the fact that he's just so damn hairy. I mean, given how fast his beard grows, they'd have to shave him about 4 times a day and that just ain't in the budget! LOL!
Tgill~ Abso-freaking-lutely!!! Our man has matured and broadened quite nicely!! Just makes that chest, those collarbones, even more enticing.
Testify, Dra! Testify.
OH,SWEET JESUS!
Help me!!!I'm dying here!
If there was EVER any visual stimulation to get the girlbits standing at attention, it would be Robert Pattinson!
i'm sure rob loves that one, too! heehee! (-; thanks for all the other robaliciousness!!!
good idea!
oh yeah, that's a good one! love to circle the tongue around those! =P
just do some deep breathing along the way....you'll be FINE! =P
*gets oxygen tank for LK70*
he does that to all of us LOL!
OH HELL YEAH!! MOANING MONDAY AND UNF TUESDAY!!! and so forth and so on! LMAO!
I second that! :D
I want to lick those nipples and among other things that I can't share on here that will be saved for another site that I comment on LMAO
are you trying to kill me?! LOL! oh what the hell, I have been dead sooooo many times I fell like "Jason" from Friday The 13th LOL!!
oh I hear ya hon!
.............and among OTHER things *wink*
but what a lovely way to die, eh??? =P
Ditto
my sentiments exactly I have said this SO many times(ya guys are probably SO sick of me saying this) the day this man was born the "Gods" of Mt. Olympus looked down on him and said one day this child will grow up to be loved and adored by EVERY single woman in the world now that having been said it is NOT a myth about gods and goddess they DO exist look at this man look look at the whole cast look at BP(Brad Pitt) GC(George Clooney) you name it need I say more
oh yeah I have noticed I remember when I first(before Twilight) layed eyes on Rob it was when he was in the movie HP4(Harry Potter and talk about "fate"!) then I thought wow this guy is a good looking guy well that was it nothing more BUT when Twilight came out(I had read the book first) I was SO damned stunned then it dawned on me HOLY.SHIT. thats Cedric!(did not know his name at the time LOL)
Did you get the jaw line in the 15th Pic down. Also he chest hair in most of them, just the right amount, OH so sexy. Gotta love that man.
Oh I like it MOOOOAAAAANNNNNNNIIIINNNG Monday!!!!!!!!!! Oh god I need to take a cold shower now!!!!
hello friend sorry im a bit late i was in tutorials geting ready for a final dang school business buti am here now to gaze upon my baby
i do not know why i had this sudden obseion with seeing titanic jucst because they want to release it back in the movies to give it a 3d treatment just so they can compete with avatar. And i also think its very ironic to relaese such an epic romantic film in front of another epic romantic film which is breaking dawn part 1 bc haave heard some people compare it to twilight although i think titanic is more similiar to water for elephants except it took place in a circus instead of a boat
i have a question for you would you rather smother dear rob with cocoa butter, lotion, or baby pampers oil
callingh 911..hold on ...
Diiirrrtyyyy is good...
hmmmm the last pic with robert in one of his first twilight promo pics in the entertainment weekly cover brings some very special memories to me but at the same time they make him look like a sick person :(
ohhhhh....better circle the tongue and s*ck them... =P
lovely and sexxxyyy... HOT!
ok ok i know this sounds a little random right now but does anyone else besides me think thaat there needs to be a serious stop to horse drawn carriages in new york bc there has been an incident today where a horse has dies i dont know how but it kind of bothers me
ha ha hahahahahaaaaaa!!!
LMAO!!! I so agree!
*goes to the DR*
mmmmmmmmmm "Hard" huh.... ;) OH MY GOD I SHOULD BE TARD AND FEATHERED LOL!!
i can almost feel them in my mouth. it's watering!
uh huh! i've seen how you really are, miss leah! =P
i hear ya sistah. i'm struggling myself to keep it together,i'm failing...miserably
Giggles I can't believe what this one man can do to us.......I need his other movies to come out NOW!!!!!
ok i know this is also extremely irrevelent but im actually quit eager to se war horse thats coming out soon it just looks really interesting
This is not about the collar boner.....but something infinetly more interesting imo...
PURE speculation on my part here, but one of the producers that Rob was out with Sat. night has 3 movies in pre-production. 2 of them are already cast, one with Andrew Garfield as lead and one with Shiloh Fernandez as lead. hhhhhmmmmm....has there been a drop out?
The third film he has in pre-production is a thriller called "Spree" about a young man who spirals out the night before his wedding.
I have no idea if RP hangs (socializes) with producers because they are friends (doesn't seem like he would) so this seems like an interesting and exciting tid-bit to me.
Not a big fan of last picture :P
OMG. just one time, I wanna lick that face+collar+chest just one time please, please, pretty please......it´s snowing outside and then went to check out what´s going on with Robsessed and BAM there he is. I think it´s his fault too, that the snow is melting (another thing he´s responsible for :-)
I just read on another site that the men that Rob was with and the two girls....Well the men were producers well this could be something in the works for a new movie and I can't wait to hear if anything comes of it I hope so I want to know what Rob wants to do next......interesting!!!
Am fascinated by #'s 14 & 16, both B&W and very similar poses, but taken a couple of years apart. The dude is getting SEXIER!! WTF?
Miranda, "War Horse" is getting huge oscar hype already. I am not a big fan of Speilberg but im a fool for a good movie about a good horse.
oh man, dude's getting Sexier....Manlier....Deadlier by the minute.
never paid much attention to his collar bone, usually got distracted way above that area. sooo, thanks for pointing out just another delicious area to love and have fantasies about. yummy
IKR
Gah... 20+21 pic. Crist, I have no favorite. Just kill me now
"Feel dirty about it, feel like it's wrooong"
Came home for a quick lunch and to oggle my man, cause, well... that's how I roll and for crying out loud! How the hell am I supposed to go back to work and concentrate when I have his sexiness on the mind????
I had a peek at work & my brain just fried! lol
I agree with 'InTheDark07'...........in this time,before of CHISTMAS...NO SEX!!! HAPPY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS is completely of topic, t, k g or k, please the voting for celeb, that E has, once a week, can you put it up,the vceleb, and the winner gets 25gs for charatiy, i would love to vote for rob, if you don't mind, i kristen site always had rob and kristen, but this week only kristen, ps help! charity is spell wrong shoots
Dying to get off work so I can lick my computer.......
I know, getting ready to head back and all I can see in my brain are these pics...LOL
Aside from hips/hip muscles, collarbones are the most sexiest there is. Even sexier than large, veined, manly hands. (That does not apply Rob's hands, though!)
You know the feeling you get, the twitching in the fingertips, the sweaty palms, the increase in heartrate, the compulsive eye blinking, the pulsating groin (yes, that too), I always feel it at the end of the day as I'm about to look at "the precious". Some people call it withdrawal symptoms, I need my fix, I need to see him, I need to see him now!! I log on, I bounce on the seat waiting for his face to appear and ......... BAM, OVERDOSE, COLLAR BONE, CHESTHAIR, JAW PORN, STUBBLE, SEX HAIR, LIPS ......... AAAAHHHHH, thank you, I feel so much better now. Accept for the pulsating groin that has not gone away at all, uummmmhhhh, not complaining. I don't smoke but I think I need a cigarette. (Slowly slips of the chair onto the floor ..... raises hand .....) I'm okay, really, all better now.
ive watched black beauty and spirit stallion of the cimmaron
I think deadlier is the key there!
EW's Twilight shoots have always left something to be desired. Although, in their defense, that is also the same shoot from wence wetRob carrying Kristen came. You take the bad with the good I guess.
You know this man should come with a freaking warning sign!Can he get any sexier ?I mean every part of him is HOT from head 2 toe and add on the fuck awesome personality he has and u got the most perfect man alive!(SIGH) It doesn't get no better!!:)
He sure does!:)lol
"i always knew he would kill me"
Your collarbone has a little dip
That makes me wanna lick and nip
Lying in the shadow of that jaw
I'd wanna nuzzle more and more
To feel your warmth beneath my lips
I'd render your shirt in vertical rips
How could I resist that special place
Where you pulse throbs at a racing pace
To caress your neck with my mouth
I'd find it hard to head further South......
Fair point well made. ;-) And what a way to go...
yeah but i kinda want to stick around for a lil' while longer, want to see him become a dad, watch the beautiful movies he is going to make, see him get up there and accept his oscar.
*falls down on her knees, her hands in prayer* pleeezz Rawb don't kill me just yet, i need to see all of these things happen to you first.
Dunno what it is but I loved the photo shoot that the last pic was taken from....I like the makeup job and his hair...his hair looks very enticingly soft and silky....I wanna run my hands thru it! I just think he looks quite sexy....open shirt....and yes yummy collar bones
a little late to the party...thanks Kat for the only ray of sunshine I'll see today.
I'm beginning to think that there isn't going to be any part of Rob's anatomy that we won't find sexy.
The obvious delectable parts being highlighted already...and we move on to something as subtle as ...his collarbones. *sigh*
What I wouldn't give to just run my finger across his collarbone...and then...and then...
back to the dark recesses...where I'm quite comfortable anyway.
LUV YA ROB ;)
Gawd I miss the SEX HAIR!
Jen after talking to the other night and I had read it so long ago I had to read Shhhhh again OMG I forgot just how HOT it really was and Loving better this time !!!
yeah it is!
i just finished it and finally am putting up the tree!
everything was on hold until i got through that story! lol
Love it Kaz!
hmm...I wonder if this is a behind-the-camera (screenwriting, producing) role? I agree that (unless you know the producer's background - because he's linked with Andrew? He's English? Same school? Mutual friends? Some other personal connection? Someone Cronenberg knows? ) it's unlikely he'd just happen to be socializing with a producer.
It looks good but I become nauseous even seeing simulated violence against animals, particularly horses...I read Black Beauty as a child and I was so disturbed by how the horses were treated.
LOL......After talking to you I just thought I needed to read again and like said I forgot just how Hot it was and man I can't stop reading it and I am doing the same I put off putting my tree up until I finish this story plus I have one more Art Show for the year and I can't stop reading to do my other work. God Edward is so much trouble sometimes......giggles!!!!
What a great way to start the morning!!!!!! Thank you.
I'm salivating...
yes he certainly is. what ARE we going to do with you Edward??
I certainly have several ideas....*grinning like the Grinch* ;)
what are you talking about? reading what?
its a BDSM story on the writers coffee shop...want more info? don't know if your up for ...all the BDSM...but it is a very HOT story.
Just one look from that Man & all is right with the world again. How does he do it? No matter how sad or down or angry/frustrated I am at life - I just see him & It starts with a smirk & then my whole face cracks & my insides sing. I feel a warm glow inside & happy. Only you folks here understand that. & dont get me wrong I also have the upmost respect for him as a guy & an actor. He just makes me happy - just knowing I know him/know of him/can follow his work/his career path.
Was out Saturday with some ladies I know - had been to theatre to see Legally Blonde. Anyways I was starting to miss Rob when all of of sudden one of the girls shouts "Oh look theres your guy there" - & there on the side of the double decker bus was Edward & Bella; (Jacob was at the other end). I just stared at Rob portraying Edward & smiled secretly to myself - afterall they already think I've lost the plot when I was defending him ref the paps hounding him.
Thanks for these pics ladies - lovely!!
~3.5 billion women, 1 Rob! It is not fair *crying like a baby*.
He has to ruin me first, then kill me, lol!
very HOT.....hummm.. let me think about it.......
HELL YES!
ME TOO!!!
LMAO.......Oh Edward ;))))
GAH, I hate that you no longer can see how many comments you've posted and the number of "likes" they've got. That's annoying as hell!
you need to log in to read it...at TWCS and its called Shhhh.....by Robshandmonkey.
make sure you have your Christmas decorations up first or you'll never get around to it! LOL
my sentiments exactly! now i'm no math genius, but if i divide 1 Rob by 3.5 billion women that leaves me with what? 1 of his cells? well now, i deserve much more than that, i deserve at least 2 of his cells LOL
I read this earlier too & ITA :)
I just tried to reply to you and for some reason disqus say just a moment any way her I will try and write it again. The Writer Coffee Shop Libray and it Call Shhhhh by Robshandmonkey and it is really Hot!!! I read this so long ago and I was talking to jen and she was reading it so I went back to the story and I got caught up into it agan and I love it. Vampire Mifa and BDSM......You won't be able to stop reading this and I love more this time around!!!
I don't understand.You can see your likes that have been given to you underneath your comment by the flag and time.
Hmmm. Interesting! Thanks for the info
I love when Edward is all Cocky!!!!
Amen to that Sister!
& where's the shame in that! There aint none, lol!!
I know, but you can't see the total number of "likes" next to the number of comments you've posted, as you could before.
you should see the horse drawn carriages in new york they torture those poor things to death. this also got me thinking about the scene from water for elephants where jacob shoots the horse bc it had an affection under his hoof due to mistreatment
Funny you should say that I'm currently reading Clipped Wings Inked Armour & Edwards perpetual hardons are killimg me!! :-P
Well depend where that cell is coming from......... LOL!
If it ever has to be done, Jazz, I'm applying for the job. And I'd do it for free, no extra budget required! *Actually I'd pay them but don't tell anyone!*
I just knew someone was gonna say that lol
yeah you can, just click on your avi
Haha... I just this minute thought of that!!
LICKABLE!
I still want the old Disqus layout back... :/
I know I agree this is dumb that you can't see how many "likes" you have what is up with DISQUS?!
I don't think I've posted here since disqus went on acid, but I'll give it a go...
Must admit that in addition to his wrist hair, that collar bone drives me bonkers. It's weird. With all that man has layed out on his physical plate, it's hair and a bone that gets me goin'. Hmmm.
Well now that I think of it...that does make some sense.
Hair and a bone...hee hee.
*comforts RobertAddicted*
exactly! and I SUCK at math I was better at literature than I was math LOL
ha ha haha hahaha!!
very well said sista friend!
you and me both *hands EastLonder68 a towel*
Disqus is a menopausal bitch!
the only thing i don't like about it is that the avis are too small, Rob should never be this small Rob should be large ;)
very sensual! oh I would'nt find it hard at all to head "south" ;)
HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
That´s called LOVE the feeling you´re experiencing :-) Or just Robsessed
Thanks,
Thanks,
I first read "likeable" and was going to agree with you completely, but I totally agree with "lickable" as well ;)
are you going to read it????
These poems are starting to kill me: Don´t stop ´cause it´s a great way to go (or Rob reading them OUT LOUD)
After what you described? Hell yes!
LMAO!!!!! It will make you squirm in your sit LOL!!!
Vote for ROB and WFE at peoples choice award.DE6th is the last day!!!!!!!!!!
S6th the last day.
Maybe behind the scenes, had not thought of that but was thinking that he is the right age for any one of these leading roles. I read summarys on them and they all kind of fit his style of movie.
Good Lord what a way to start a Tuesday morning!!!!!!! Sp gad my Edward has already left for work so I can drool all I like for the next few minutes. Thanks Katxxx
Gah!!!! I LOVE the times of drought Rob for this very reason!!!! Thank you Robsessed ladies!!!!!!! *droool*
O/T I am still here ladies!!... The mobile version of ROBsessed doesn't allow me to comment through disqus anymore.. I'm still around but i'm on the computer so much at work, I rarely go on the laptop once I get home. Even though disqus gives us trouble lol I hope it comes back to the mobile version :) If it doesn't soon I will make a gmail account to use. Hope you're all keeping well! Love to all! ♥
Hello girlie!!!! Lickable indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slurp* :P
I finally saw BD1 like a week late!!! I thought it was brilliant! Few bits left out from the book that I missed but I think BC squeezed all he could into the 2 hours. I watched it with a friend who had already seen it, so she kept stum ;) I was sitting beside a lil girl on my other side.. she looked about 10! She was so cute and so good during the film, asking a few questions here and there but an angel really, who is also mad about Edward.. even though I told her he was too old for her lol She said she just likes vampires and they don't care about age!(HOW CUTE!!), so the way is clear for me and Rob at least ;) lol! I have only seen it the once.. cant even imagine how many times you have seen it now? I need to get to the cinema fast and focus on drooling over edward!
I want my big avi back, too! Damn Disqus!
I would share my tissues but I think I am in the same predicament as you! I don't think the drool will ever stop ;)
(I've been away coz of disqus being absent on the mobile version. See you at Bel Ami though hopefully?.. even though I am way more keen on Cosmopolis.. Fingers crossed for a london premiere for either! Are you and your daughter gonna give a non-twilight prem a go?)
Ok Shan or Jennifer please email me this story! I need to know what I am missing out on LOL! Oh ya and i'm back on the angst bandwagon Jennifer, I don't think I even lasted 2 days!
This is has been ongoing problem for a long time, someone with money and clout needs to get behind it. I wonder what the ASPCA has tried to do. Horses are expensive to keep and I'm guessing that the profit margin for these guys is very slim, and they skimp on caring for the horse. These animals are completely dependent on their owners to take care of them; that's why it hurts. They're helpless and abused. Next time I'm in NY I'll get some vegetables and pay the guy for a ride, then not ride, and feed the horse instead...
You're telling me! I'm still trying to get through that list! ;) I think I've only 2 to go, got sidetracked a bit there a while back! I'll email you soon! I'll either need to vent or get more off you!;) I LOVE your and Amandas Recs THANK YOU GIRLS!!!
Okay this may sound a little corny but here goes .... "Rob you are a beautiful man ... you deserve a beautiful life."
BEST STORY EVERRR!!! Enjoy!!!! I would read that over and over and I bet it would break my heart every damn time! I ♥ Tattward
ah feck sake disqus!!!!!!! This is in reply to Blondemel
*sigh* just after realising none of my comments replied to the comment i wanted. Apologies! Feck!
You're telling me! I'm still trying to get through that list! ;) I think I've only 2 to go, got sidetracked a bit there a while back! I'll email you soon! I'll either need to vent or get more off you!;) I LOVE your and Amandas Recs THANK YOU GIRLS!!!
I can't we both went to the site and you can to. The Writers Coffee Shop Library and the FF is called
Shhhhh by Robshandmonkey
grrrrr.... ITA
You're so right stories but seriously with bringing up #14 and 16 how can you fail to mention RomeRob JAWWWWWWWWWWW?!?!?! Nomnomnomnom I always get tunnel vision when I see that pic!!!! Hope you and DH are well? Hows that headboard holding up? ;)
Were you able to watch Water for Elephants? If so, how did you manage? Those certain scenes still make me cringe, and I've watched this movie so many times.
Absolutely scrumptous!!!! *rubs hands together in hopes of a "crotch" day* ♥ [...just saying...] ☺
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