So yeah, no tuxedo Rob for us for a while...
I'm not sure if we should make posts like this... "No Robert Pattinson at Golden Globes", I mean did anyone think he was going to attend? If not should we make posts for every award show that he WON'T attend? It would make a LOT of posts.
My condo association is giving out the best neighbour award and Robert Pattinson will NOT attend. Thought you'd want to know :)
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That is too funny about Rob not being at your condo awards!
Rob needs to show up to these award shows. We need to see him! Never enough Rob.
LMFAO @ Gozde! Really, all that you do for him throughout the year and he want be there. The least he could do would be to show up with tux in hand.
Yeah, in hand. Because a tuxed Rob is second to a naked Rob. LOL
I know right? Rob is just too rude! I tell ya! *there's no way I'm getting the best neighbour award, my downstairs neighbour thinks I breathe too loudly* :)
Too bad Rob needs to get back into the spotlight.
So, where is the place we'll see him next? London, Paris, somewhere I don't know in Eastern Europe?
LOL, maybe you should just post a list of all the award shows he won't be at.
I wonder why he won't be though, is it because he wasn't asked, or he didn't want to or couldn't? It's really a shame, because we're probably not going to see him until he does promotion for RM. A couple of award shows could tide us over.
Marna, I guess that if none of the films he played in, or any of his performances are nominated, there is no reason for him to be there. Except if he's asked to give an award (ah, I miss the Oscars...)
I am hopeful for the Oscars.
He should be state-side promoting Remember Me.
Tux and wall sex.
ahhh yea.
Gozde-lol. Tell your neighbor to get a life or get used to it!!! There's always a lot of loud breathing when your Robsessed.
So sorry Rob can't attend the condo awards-ha!
This drought is seriously sad. I'm being forced to use my imagination.
LMAO Gozde!
I don't think anyone really expected him to be there as he will be either rehearsing or filming Bel Ami!
Oh well....you need to let Rob know a little earlier when you have your awards!
Girls keep voting!! Rob was ahead by 9000 votes earlier but now he's ahead by 6000. He deserves to be the winner so vote for him!!!
http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/grand-finale2009/menattractive.html
Suz,
I am hopeful to for the Oscars...are they having them early this year or late?
last year they were really early...
Well, if Rob doesn`t want to go...
New Moon`s promo tour was very tiring. He needs a good rest but I`d like to see him soon with that beautiful smile.
RPG, 7 March.
(late this year)
oh PLEASE let him be at the Oscars!!
pretty please?
with a heine and cheeseburgers on top?! (I'm getting desperate-LOL!)
@RPL
Yes, we are getting very desperate, so pretty please with COTC on the side!!!
Damn! I wanted there to be a best neighbour award, and he'd win, cause that would mean....
Well, he's got a morning suit and a nice tie...and he does keep taking 'em on and off..but not at the Globes.
@Suz,
Thank you bb
I`m so keeping my fingers crossed for the Oscars!! Cause we all know what OscarRob does to me!!
LOL. How dare he not show up for the condo awards. It takes a LOT of dedication to be a good neighbor.
Has he gotten too big for his britches??
Good one!
Best neighbor award.... Bahahahahahahaha!!
Thank you for the Seinfeld nod.......that is why I heart your blog--your sense of humor rocks! I wonder if Rob watches Seinfeld re-runs?
I was hoping he would be there :(
ANd if he would by chance end up at your condo awards, then tell him I am having my own award show at my house!!!
@ Gozde & @ AMD - You are awesome.
Isn't the Oscar rumor that he and KStew will present an award together? I sure as hell hope so. WE NEED MORE OSCAR ROB!!!!
LMAO @ jc ;) yup, COTC, bring it on! teehee
Sorry CullenLover, apparently they'll be too busy preparing for the Vancouver Olympics to attend the Oscars this year!
http://twitpic.com/xzlbp
LMAO Goz, I just love you.
Maybe we'll get lucky & get the Oscars, or Cannes, or MTV movie awards... you know there will be a best kiss nomination for new moon... or fight scene (Felix) ..
@Loisada LMAO!
Robsten FTW! Bringing home the gold for the UK? Didn't some stupid tabloid say KStew was like an honorary Brit, now?
Life & Style headline:
Will she turn against her country for the love of Rob?
I find these awards a bit self serving anyway. It does not fit his style.:/
i really didn't think he would be at these awards and i am hoping for the Oscars too.
just to see rob in a tux again...breathtaking!!!!
The Globes...
No reason for him to attend except to show his face on camera and the Globes just aren't big enough to pull him away from his break or if he is indeed in pre-production for Bel Ami.
The Oscars...
If the Academy asks, YOU GO! That one is the grandaddy of them all and you show up unless you absolutely cannot. With the box office success of NM and the thinking that his presence may have helped boost ratings last year, I would imagine that he'll get another invite to present. That is if he can get time away from the Bel Ami set if he's still filming. With Kristen by his side? Don't know, but I think that would be lovely.
As for this drought...
Guys, it was only six weeks or so ago that NM was released preceded by a month of non-stop publicity. RM will be out in two months with more publicity and then comes Eclipse just 3 and 1/2 months after that. That will be three films in seven months. THIS IS NOT A DROUGHT! THIS IS A BOUNTY!
The drought will begin after Eclipse as he has no more films scheduled for release this year. I would imagine that the first film after Eclipse will be Bel Ami released sometime in the early part of or spring of 2011. Now that will be a drought of nearly a year. Although...
If early word on Bel Ami is good, good enough to compete during awards season (and with this story and this cast, it's very possible) then it could get a year end release. At least a release in NY and LA in order to qualify for awards season and then go to wide release in early 2011.
Enjoy this time. Jesus, if you can't get through seven months with three films, what the hell are you going to do when it's nearly a year before the next film?
Or am I mistaken here? Is the drought waiting for his films, or wanting -needing- papp pics of him?
Despair not. Once he hits the streets of Budapest to shoot the exteriors, the vultures will find him.
Nik
@RPG
Damn, just the mention of Rob at Oscars, Cannes and MTV is bringing back some mighty fine memories! Helps with the drought! God, he looked hot! Jesus help us until RM comes out in March (an eternity)!
I have a question about these awards such as MTV Movie Awards and Teen Choice Awards (silly awards that don't mean a damn thing), but what I'm wondering about is...
Since they swept both of those award shows with Twilight, are they expected to do the same with New Moon this year and Eclipse next and Breaking Dawn the following year?
Won't it get a bit redundant if they sweep everything for FOUR YEARS? By their fourth 'Best Kiss' award, aren't people (even Twi fans) gonna be screaming...ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
And talk about the backlash from the non-fans. This could get VERY nasty before it's done.
Just something to think about.
Nik
Absence makes the heart grow fonder!
Even though I miss him terribly, I think it is good that he's laying low cause he has been SO overexposed and all of the parodies and jokes and millions of pictures and blogs and everything people are doing to get a piece of the Twilight pie.
We'll look at him with totally new eyes in March when RM comes out. Can't wait.
"This drought is seriously sad. I'm being forced to use my imagination."
@jc........Now THAT's hilarious.
If Oscars are March 7 and Remember Me opens March 12....................oh yeah, he'll be there. Maybe not HIS choice but producers, etc.
"Jesus help us until RM comes out in March (an eternity)!"
Right - I wish he'd throw us a bone already............ no pun intended........scratch that........no second pun intended..........or maybe it was. lol
good for him - stay away Rob-I hate awards season, rich people loving on rich people.......GAG-O, I have a very good feeling he thinks it's all bunk too, just more reason to admire this fine young man. Stick to your guns kid -be true to yourself!
Nik,
I agree this is not a drought!
08/09 was a drought... We got nothing..
I never thought about what happens after Eclipse... Oh god...
But! He could be filming breaking dawn in the fall & we will get glimpses!
RPG, let's hope for glimpses! Nik is bummin' me out! j/k :)
seriously, though...how in the hell would we survive a year?
jc,
I know! Lovely memories for sure!
I do hope he never has to endure the TCAs again, but until this saga is over he probably will...
Course Summit is pimping Taycob, so maybe Rob won't have to!
RPL,
bite your tongue!!! Nah, he can't stay gone that long... There would be pandemonium!!!
Let's hope that with the box office hit that is New Moon and maybe some good news from Remember Me, Rob will have new projects lined up.
no kidding! LOL
just look at how cranky people can get when he's away a just a short while! Rob is our zen...we just plain need him. =)
David Slade said his NY surprise got cancelled and it was out of his hands... but editing is winding down...
Maybe a trailer soon????
RPL...we just need him.LOL
Yes, he is our sun and moon. We will wither with out him.
so, dumb question, but-is UC a go for sure? or is that still kinda up in the air?
ADM, so true. *sigh* ;)
RPG, I saw that today, too...here's hoping!
Oh god... all the crazies, zonies and nutbags would show up!
Nooooooooo!
ADM,
so true!!!!! NB's would just dry up...
not to mention the bf's! LOL
speaking of, we have been pretty Zone-free lately-nice! there was a lot of NB questioning this morning, I saw! =)
RPL,
UC? I think it's a go-but when is the up in the air piece..
I saw that too, RPL
No zone...hiphiphooray!
Oh yea, bf still around.. but no zone!
Yea alot of nb questions! Yes! We are nuts, but happy ones!
lol, RPG-I should have said that better! I was just wondering if there are still questions about if it will be made or not...I thought it was decided but I wasn't sure.
I am going to watch the GG's on Sunday because I like Ricky Gervais, but it would be a lot more interesting if Rob were there! I completely understand why he's not going to be, though, and I don't blame him!
RPG, at least the bf seems to be a little calmer lately...although I wouldn't bet it will stay that way! :\
UC has to be made... we need our bare chested, breechcloth wearing, Comanche speaking Rob!
RPL, I had noticed that too. Wonder to what do we owe our good fortune.
Golden Globes, Sparkly Spheres, Opalescent Orbs...my line of thinking is in a "downward" spiral. No Rob = drought = strange mirage = chaotic thought patterns. BTW, thanks to those who emailed me the scripts, ff lists, etc.
RPG, truefax!!
say, wasn't I going to check into Comanche lessons for the NB's? oops, I need to get on that! LOL
RPG, I whole heartedly agree!!!!!
Sparkle, LOL!
Yes, it has been calm.... Sigh.....thankfully
Rpl,
ahh yes.... Comanche lessons...
I want to learn" please, please, yes, right there, yes, yes yes!"
LMAO @ RPG
hmmm...should I start a fight? Pretend I'm a fan of that Roger Tennis guy?
LMAO Sparkle!
RPG, LMFAO! I'll need a special tutor for that! hahaha
and here I thought it was just because I'd be too busy staring at him to read the subtitles...way to kick it up a notch! ;))
oh what a Naughty Bitch you are...
<3
I'm actually glad that he's limiting his appearances, it just wouldn't be him if he showed up for all the hollywood stuff, just for the sake of making an appearance. I hate to say this, because of course I'd love to see him, too, but I actually wouldn't mind if he skipped the Oscars this year. Last year was sort of a novel, pleasant surprise - the new kid in town and was exciting and seemed appropriate- but it might seem out of place this year. Like it would make more sense for him to be too busy working on Bel Ami etal to fly to California...dunno..we'll see him soon enough, just my thoughts for the evening.
Also, just read a Christian Serratos blurb saying she hopes they don't water down the sex scene in Breaking Dawn. Couldn'e agree more, I can't fathom how they're going to pull off the darkness of this book and keep the tweens. Wish there was an inbetween PG-13 and R rating that existed to satisfy us grown women in the audience. *sigh* I guess fanfic will have to suffice.
Bless the people of Haiti.
Yeah!! Roger Tennis is so good looking. Even though he has tennis elbow and tennis nose. He is super healthy too! I hear he eats lots of green leafy veggies!!!!!
lol, Sparkle-who was it who was fighting with the Federer fan the other day?
"tennis nose" HAHAHAHA
i know that we miss rob but isn't it great that he has actually stayed hidden from the pappz, i dont mind the fan photos but the pappz pics are creepy at times.
ummmm I dunno. I have no idea. Maybe it was um, that one girl, you know. The psycho one. She is so weird!
LOL @ Sparkledazed
Ana, ITA. Miss him, but I can totally live without the papcrap.
Gozde, you are too funny. You should host your own show! I love your tags! You have the best sense of humor.
I was hoping Rob would be at the finish line when I run my 1st 1/2 marathon in May. I guess I can't count on that either? Darn.
Agree with you, Ana
I am a proud freak flag flying NB!
It's all Robs fault!
P.S. Gozde, good luck with your meetings! Your letter of recommendation should be like the one from George Clooney to Anna Kendrick from Up in the Air.
And then some.
by the way i am recommending a great FF that i started today...it is very emotional and i love daddyward. but it isn't complete and it looks like it is gonna be long.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5540509/1/This_Is_Not_My_Life
Rob could totally kick Roger Tennis in a match! He'd just give the ball his panty-poofing stare until it did what he wanted! ;0)
wave it high, RPG!
LOL~RPL
Thanks, Ana
Roger Tennis is the best tennis player in the world...he can hit his balls you know. He's not playin'!
Sparkledazed, now that is something to be proud of.LOL
by the way on some of the other sites some are wishing that kristen goes with rob to oscars and presents an award with him but i dont really care if she goes i just want to see rob there, preferably sitting where the camera is constantly scanning the audience like last time, now that was great thinking whoever planned that seat.
@RPG - Saw the about David Slade. Wonder why? Summit is really trying to keep things under wraps? I know we are all dying to see anything, but maybe it's better to wait, as someone said, the blacklash of all Rob all the time (which is how I would like him) could hurt Eclipse? Maybe. Since they are trying to bring in new fans and fanboys. But, he will be back out soon!! And we have to Vogue pics (cover?) to look forward to.
LMAO when I read that you wrote
ahh yes.... Comanche lessons...
I want to learn" please, please, yes, right there, yes, yes yes!"
I've seen him use his face to hit the balls....I mean his face has been abused by balls! He even enjoys it when balls hit his face. He is dedicated to the sport of ball deflection.
SparkleD,
but he doesn't sparkle or have a cob... So no comparisons!
Ana73..
I'm reading that one too!!
@femroc @RPG
ROFL
Talk about hilarious-yeah, Rob- throw us a bone in your breechcloth!! I'm dyin' here.
NB's just can't dry up. It's against code.
I am quite sure that Rob's balls are bigger and fuzzier than Roger Tennis's...and let's not discount the sparkle factor! (pssst...it's in your name, in case you forgot!)
LMAO
LMAO @RPL
I'm having a 40 Year-Old Virgin flashback...
"You know how I know you're gay? 'cuz you have a bumper sticker that say I love it when balls are in my face."
"that's gay?"
LMAO
Rob's cob is sparkly, I'll give you that. But tell me this, could Rob deflect balls with his sparkly cob? Or would it get caught up in the net?
LMFAO!
Fuzzier balls.. I'm dying here!
btw, I should put a PSA there...seriously no offense to gay people. :)
it just went with the theme...haha
There you all are! LOL. Agree with the language lesson---and those words will work just fine, CL.
Ana, reading that one too, but a bit scared---Gwen's not overly fond of serious angst. But yes, Daddyward is wonderful.
And Sparkle---have I mentioned lately how much I freaking HATE this stupid poll? Love ya, Rob, but damn. I want to smash some balls and I'm not at all athletic. So that post the other day was just someone wanting attention by yanking our collective chain? (Gwen's cranky---she'll start the bar fight tonight!)
That said, Rob does deserve to win, so keep voting. (Ah, Rob. It's a good thing you're Pretty.)
Good evening, my fellow NBs!
RPL and Sparkledazed, you are both cracking me up! LMAO
sparkle cob caught in the net? hmmm, I think the length might be a hindrance, you could be right...but then again, isn't Roger Tennis's racket a tad short for decent play? I'm not quite sure he's got enough to swing...
Hello, Gwen!
Yes Rob can deflect balls... He proved that quite well in Little Ashes!!
ADM, LOL-isn't this more fun than crankyville?
deflect 'em, tuck 'em...Rob's the ball MASTER! ;))
SOOOOOOOOOOO much more fun than crankyville!
RPL it is a known fact that fuzzy balls are NOT aerodynamic. They cause friction....and uh it's not about the length of the racket...it's all about the girth of the grip....this is what RT told me.
Ahhh... best TUCK eva!
also, I think the glitter adds extra bounce. all that fake tanner on Roger Tennis's balls probably make them a little droopy...
Sparkle, oh snap!
ROTFL!
Hiya, ADM! Posted you a 'thank you' over on the other thread for the rec to Solas! You are so sweet! Glad you liked it! ; )
RPL, not to mention blotchy. Looks like a fungus. LOL
The girth of the grip!!! Lmao.... I'm afraid Rob wins that hands down....
There's proof in the pudding in the photo I posted on my blog today... You NBs know which one I'm talking about!!!
Keep going, all the bashing of tennis guy's balls is helping tremendously. ; )
Gwen, I had it on my to read list. Finally got to it today. Loved it. Solas does not like cursing or sexy times in her ff. You created such a lovely moment. I thought she would enjoy it.
Well he lost one of them in that horrible bass fishing accident. But the remaining one is a trooper. He likes to show it off, you know...to be an example to other tennis players who are challenged by lack of balls.
Oh god, fungus balls!!!!
RPG, no doubt...I think that pic proves the superior size of the cob for sure!
oh cripes, I hope Rob's not lurking tonight! LOL
Yes, if he is lurking...our comments may give him a big head. Yeah I said it. ;)
oh no, he has a ball handicap? and no sparkle...could I possibly be feeling some compassion for RT?!
LMAO, ADM!
Yea and they say Rob should be afraid of the Tweens...uh, don't think so!
nope, he should fear the tennis fans! ;))
Woot! ADM!!!
RPL don't feel bad...just Don't forget...we must vote for Roger Tennis....He may not be very good looking, but he sure is good with balls. Sparkly cobs are very eye-catching, but they don't get you free tickets to Wimbledon.
http://www.roger-try-not-to-notice-face.com
nite ladies. it's been funtacular.
Good night Sparkle.
No Rob at the Golden Globes = no Golden Globes for me. It's like...anti-advertising. :)
I don't know if this has been discussed before, but there was a great debate between my friends and I.
In this pic from Italy, are those Rob's pubs that are showing or something else. I saw yes! Only because I want it to be! =)
This is the only place I could find the right picture, besides the one that is on my hard drive, and I couldn't upload it.
http://www.robertpattinsonau.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shirtless-rob2.jpg
geez, Sparkle-what a note to leave on! clapclap =)
I'll give you that set, but I want a rematch! (when I've had time to come up with some more tennis ball inuendos. LMAO)
night, sweet sparkly-cob dreams to you!
CullenLover, his pants a very low on his hips. Maybe!
i really hope Rob will be invited to oscar and can make it. i know it's in the middle of bel ami shoot, but we can hope for some tux rob. i read in news that the oscar producer are thrilled to have Taylor Lautner for buzzing their rating. i dunno what i feel, but for me it's not worth to wacth a show or event if Rob doesnt in it.i dont really care about golden globe cos i know Rob will not attend. i will be waiting for the result in news instead.
CL,
his early pubes!!!
Night sparkle!
@ADM - That's what I think/hope. Have you seen this one. Butt crack.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2009/05/pattinson-shirtless/robert-pattinson-new-moon-shirtless-01.jpg
Um, yes, this is what I do with my night. Search the Internets for pics of The Pretty. Somewhat naked is just a plus.
ok, that was super fun, but I'm watching Idol, trying to read FF and now I need to prepare for the next tennis match... ;)
so goodnight dear NB's! <33
Mya, I feel the same way. I have not watched an award show in years. Just started this year to see Rob.
@RPG - I know, right.
Good night RPL.
I am calling it a night as well.
CL, not only will we NOT hold that against you, we'll applaud your fine efforts! ; ) Damn, he looks pretty even from behind! Yes, he does.
He's got the cutest butt.... just wanna take a bite!
Ok I'm out guys!! Need to lock my own naughty room door!!
Night, ADM, Sparkle, & RPL! May there be NO tennis balls in your dreams tonight!
Nighty-night, RPG! I've got ff to finish too! ; ) Later, NBs!
Good night all!
Good night to all. I don't think I will ever be able to eat cotc again as long as I live without thinking of these posts. People will wonder why I have a stupid grin on my face at every cookout!
Bring on the Robcob and take your time with the buttering.
@ CullenLover07 No, I'm afraid those aren't Rob's pubes. They sent a message to the set saying they would not be attending. Those are stunt pubes meant to prevent another tragic accident to his groinass muscle.
W T F GOZ,
you need to do a little stand up.
girl got skills...
goin nuts missing rob! beggars cant be choosers throw us anything pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :)
Sorry. Didn't mean to bum anyone out.
As to UC...
Far as I know, it's still on but they're trying to secure financing (aparently the budget has ballooned to over 100 million) and trying to get everyone schedules gelled. I think it's gonna happen. Maybe not this year, but perhaps by early next.
Sex scenes in Breaking Dawn...
Don't hold your breath as they will not alienate their younger audience. Most we can hope for is a director's cut. I don't mean some deleted scenes on the DVD, I mean...A FULL BLOWN DIRECTOR'S CUT. They've done it on other films. Why not on this one? It's easy. You just film the needed scenes twice; a PG-13 version for the theatres and an R rated version for the director's cut. And you don't put this director's cut on the DVD. You sell it seperately. That way, kids aren't exposed to it and Summit makes even more money.
I really do think this is something the fans should BOMBARD Summit with.
Nik
P.S.
But even if they don't, fear not. Were gonna get plenty of Rob under the sheets in Bel Ami. Yeah, the book is tame, but you gotta remember, it was published in 1885 (or something like that).
This is 2010 and you can bet your socks they're not gonna fade to black on this one. He's got sex scenes with at least four different female characters; a whore, a wife and 2 mistresses. Or is their a second wife also? Gotta go read that thing again. It's been years. This is gonna be a romp. To give you an idea...
Any of you ever seen Shampoo
(1975) with Warren Beatty? It's based on Bel Ami. Yeah, they've modernized it setting it against the 1968 Presidential campaign, and he's a Beverly Hills hairdresser trying to move up. He's a mover and a shaker allright who screws everything in town. His character's is even named...George.
Go check it out.
Nik
while Rob won't be at your condo neighbor awards, I heard Taylor Lautner WILL be attending =D
Holy crap...ya'll were cracking me up!!!!!! If there were more people in my office right now, they'd be looking at me funny!!
I think my favorite part was the fuzzy balls and the sparkly cob getting stuck in the net...LMFAO!!!
I really am gonna have to step away from the ff...I'm missing everything...=(
Goz, seriously, does the Soup Nazi live in your neighborhood? Or were you drinking when you posted this? You crack me up! LOL
girls yeah we all need him he is never enough for us he is just like a personal dependence for me
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