Would Robert Pattinson Make a Pretty Woman?

Gender bender with Robert Pattinson...Oh no they didn't...Oh yes they did :)


You know, you could at least shave! :)


Pink isn't your color girl!


So beautiful...so graceful... :)


Thanks to the lovely MsJBell for the tip :)

Source : Worth1000.com via Celebuzz

And we had these from before:

And my personal favorite: slutty Roberta!

And the cleanser 'cause I do love you all :)




93 comments:

Anonymous said...

ummmm why?

solas said...

ewww--how many times will you gross me out before vomit geos from my keyboard to your postboard>>> ewwwww

Anonymous said...

ekkkk!

Totally scary.
Good lord, I know this is gonna give me nightmares and I'll end up screaming like Bella.

Suz said...

beeeee

zaaaar

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

NO. NO. NO. It's like NJ Rob all over again!!! The horror! Shudder.

Where's the erase button? Rob is too Beautifully Pretty Handsome to mess with! Leave perfection alone!

(Although, this does remind Gwen of a couple of ff in another universe... LOL. Gender/Body Swapping devices---gotta love 'em.)

Playlist: Pretty Awkward Handsome. So true...

Gozde said...

LOL :)

Loisada said...

On the bright side: those who contend Rob is too girly have been proved oh so WRONG, once and for all!

And if this doesn't wash those pics out of your brains, nothing will...

http://robnipulations.files.wordpress.com/
2010/01/fight_clubrob.jpg

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pyilRN said...

Ewww! Ewww! Ewwww! Have to re-set my brain. No - please No! I didn't see that. Why, oh why???

here I am still ecstatic over Bel Ami, and then this? Why, oh why? Have we been bad? Why are we being punished?

Cheeky Chops said...

*SINGS*

Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho!
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it

Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it

Ach! We've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our wills
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or else my mind, may well snap
And my life will be lived
For the thrills

Don't dream it, be it

It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy

God bless Lili St. Cyr

LM-MF-AO~!!!<333

Angie said...

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...NO!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Fuck, loonies are out....

No one should mess with perfection...but yea, go gay for Rob, that should be a bumper sticker!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

@Loisada, that link didn't work, but found it here: http://robnipulations.wordpress.com/2010/01/21/robnip%E2%84%A2-17-3-%E2%80%93-fight-club-rob/

HOT! That soooo helps!!! ; )

jc(britlover) said...

Holy shit, Sherlock!

Steph is Legit said...

so disturbing.. my favs the one with the sheer black dress on the beach lmfao!!!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Oh, wait, there's more: http://robnipulations.wordpress.com/

; ) Thanks, Loisada!

While I like the Mr. Darcy Rob, that last pix? Whoa. I like music!

(Gwen's being naughty. Again.)

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Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Hiya, Pining! Welcome back! Missed you the last few days! ; ) Hugs!

Anonymous said...

this is so wrong!!! now im gonna have nightmares instead of robwetdreams

@gwen thanks that helps :)

Tess said...

Thank God you posted the last two 'chasers' at the bottom.

He looks like Amy Winehouse in the first one... No No No..

Angie said...

Pining, good to see you back here!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ohhhh I love fightclub Rob!
Check out this one

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss154/milleter/manip.jpg


Hey pining!

Angie said...

RPG, I so wish that one was real. YUM!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

RPG! Holy Fuck! (Gwen rarely uses that word, but in this case, wow, appropriate. BEST. Manip. Ever! Hot damn, that's good.)

; ) Gwen waves to RPG, Queen of ALL NBs in the Universe!

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

This was soooo wrong.
My eyes hurt.

Why would someone do this to The Pretty?

Thanks for the cleanse. Much needed.

Loisada said...

De nada ladies. It seemed much needed.

Apart of course from Slutty Rob, who I have to admit is freaky hawt, I think tranny Rob is plain cruel. In fact if I controlled 50 Shades, he'd be dragging Gozde into the naughty room right now for some serious attitude adjustment!! (Then again... she'd only do a repeat performance, wouldn't she?!)

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

LMAO Gwen! Yea wish it was real, he's done pretty close to that...and it looks great!!!

Candy Girl said...

Wow-for such a beautiful man, he sure makes one butt ugly woman! I think even John Travolta and Robin Williams have him beat.

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

RPG! I have NEVER SEEN THAT ONE!

FUCK ME (literally and figuratively)! He is...I don't have the words....it has to be illegal to be that beautiful, sexy, hot. Can I be his hand?

That's my new desktop pic.
Any more?

Ana73 said...

ok those are seriously scary and i now need to cleanse my mind...

so i have a story for all of you...
i was out of work for a couple of days (son sick, doing better) and i walk in and guess who is at my desk...New Moon Edward lifesize cut off. So they are trying to promote the students to do better at school so they are using edward to do it. No one at work knew about my robsession but they do now, they probably think i am a little wacky but i dont care. so they left him by me for most of the day which i loved but then they took him away to put him in a classroom :( and guess who they left me...dorthy from the wizard of oz cut out, i tried to keep him and have them take dorthy but no deals. had to share my story with all of you.

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

LOL, Loisada, don't give her any ideas! Goz may have manips WORSE than NJ Rob lurking just around the corner! Shudder to think what some of the folks around here would do for that "punishment" from that particular Edward.

(Gwen rolls her eyes, ahem, thinking of the long line forming.)

; )

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

CL!
I know it's hot! I stole it from my friend Lisas blog @17forever!!!

Ana73 said...

rpg - i couldn't open it :(

is anyone reading This Is Not My Life FF, it is really freaking sad and breaking my heart but written really good, there was an update today.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ana73,
ahh.... you should have just tucked him under your arm & made a run for it!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Ana73, yes, read it too! Heartfail. Seriously scary times. Reminds me a bit of Elizabeth Smart's abduction. Edge of my seat, reading it...

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

CL, the hand? Oh, yes. So, think commando for SexyFloorManipRob? Gwen thinks yes, but will keeping studying the pix...

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ana73,
yes I am reading TINML... It's very sad...

I started a new one last night, but so far I hate it... I hate both Edward & Bella... Is called expectations and other moving pieces...
Writer swears to stick with her, but it's hard...

Always & Never updated too-it was good.

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

I think this is kind of old now, but has anyone read Alphabet Weekends?

It is f-ing rockin my world!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918784/1/Alphabet_Weekends

It's not for the faint of heart. Definitely very rated R.

Angie said...

Ana, put him in your car when no one is looking. Then mumble about stupid thieving kids all day. LMAO

RobLovesKristen said...

make it go away , make it go away! Bring back the ashen,scruffy man of my dreams ;)

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Oh total commando on the sex on floor manip!

Angie said...

RPG, hell yeah!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

ADM,
lmao! Blame it on the kids!

I haven't read alphabet weekends... i'll add to my list!

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Gwen - that thought might have already crossed my (dirty) mind. To be the hand....sigh

FILTM!

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rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Underwear just get in the way, just sayin...

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Pining it's a great manip of him laying on the floor, white shirt, jeans and hand down there, just a little!!!

Yea ep was so good!!'

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

CL, check your email! ; )

Ana73 said...

yeah i thought of making a run for it with robward but they locked him up in the classroom :( but i thought it was so hilarious that they put it by my desk and i see that when i walk in...it's one of those priceless moments LOL.

yeah i am reading quite a few FF, actually more than a few, ALOT. especially since i was home the past two days.

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Pining, I can email you the manip! ; )

Angie said...

Ana, you need to steal Edward before one of those kids do. Cause you know more than one of them is thinking about it. LMAO

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RTP_KJS_Lover said...

Thanks Gwen! Just got it. Totally excited.

Ana73 said...

adm - yeah i know because when i was not there the other girl said that some of the girls were going inside to take pics with it but oh well what can i do, it's not like i can actually bring him home, my husband would kill me LOL.

Angie said...

Ana, hide him in your closet. hehe

Ana73 said...

pining - no i am not a teacher i work in the front office.

i really think that they think i am crazy because i really wanted to keep him near me but like i said before i dont care. so what if i am a 36yr old woman who is lusting after a card board cut-out LOL

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ana,
he folds, you can hide him under your bed!

Ana73 said...

rpg - LMAO, so just pull him out when i need him :))

hey after hearing him panting in the other thread i just might think about it LOL

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

ADM, the kids, the teachers, the moms, heck, who wouldn't want to take CardBoard EC home? ; )

Gwen's Hubs totally agrees with Ana's. No. Edward. In. House.

(Gwen thinks Hubs is just a wee bit jealous of The Pretty!) LOL.

Ana73 said...

gwen - i told my husband once if i could cut a pic of rob out and put him over the headboard and he didn't think i was funny but i did :)) my step daughter has "edward" all over her room but none in my room.

Ana73 said...

OT - so what do you think our chances are of talking to rob tomorrow night...1 in 10 million but just imagine being that ONE!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh I agree with all those who said don't mess with perfection! Robert is a delicious gorgeous man!

*shudders* This is just... ew!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ana73,
lmao! Yea I can't imagine a hubbu agreeing to Rob on the headboard,, although it might make for an interesting night!

Getting Rob on the phone tomorrow? It will probably be some guy who wanted tp talk to Julia Roberts! FML!

Ana73 said...

well i am off for now i will be back later to see if anyone is on...going to go read Always & Never update and MOU just updated. talk to you all later

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

BBL too

SluttyPattz said...

OMG - Teri has been rocking back and forth for 40 minutes after seeing this post. WHYYYYYYY. From the words of Seinfeld's Kramer "Serenity Now"

The only medicine that cured my almost gone eyesight was that FUCKHAWTA manip from RPG. Thank you OMG I wish that wasn't a manip.

Ok going to read some ff and watch some Supernatural. Love me some Winchester boys. BBL

jc(britlover) said...

@RPG
I will never look at my bathroom floor the same way again!!! That pic was freakin' HOT.
Naughty!!!!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Hee hee... Yay if only it were real... but it's so damn close I'm pretending it is!!!!

Omg MoTU was freaking amazing!!!!!'

the end???? Oh my god is all I can say!!!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Gotta eat bbl!

Chicago Shari said...

No. He is all man. Is this in the US magazine??

VeilsofLight said...

It's a damn good thing I just saw that MOTU updated, because it gives me an excuse not to have to comment on this particular post. For the love of God, I've had enough nightmares this week.

:)

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Anonymous said...

MOTU is awesome tonight! Love that addiction.

RPG: I get what you're saying about Expectations and Other Moving Pieces--E&B are definitely screwed up--but I just find that story so compelling. I couldn't stop thinking about it after I read the whole thing last night. It's dark, it's angsty, but so beautifully written. It makes me want to see where she's going with it.

Anonymous said...

Ana73 LOL I just had a vision of a handul of school children staring at Miss B the school librarian getting saucey with cardboard Edward Cutout LOL

Loisada said...

Okay... to wrap things up on a high note, here's the ultimate very very WRONG Rob tranny. Only for the brave at heart ladies over 18 with a big funny bone. You were warned!

http://twitpic.com/z4mt4

Kemberley, amen to Lili! And God bless Pearl Bailey:

I'm gonna keep on doin', what I'm doin'
Til I can't do what I'm doin' no more.
I'm gonna keep on headin', straight to ruin
With a big welcome sign on my door!

Anonymous said...

Wow, (s)he has a mullet in the first one. So gross! The fourth one made me laugh so hard though, HA!

MMc said...

OWWWWW My Eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snarkier Than You said...

lol - thanks for taking pity on us and giving us those last two pics!

: )

Cheeky Chops said...

@Loisada-LOL slobbery lick and save on that one..mmmmmmmmmmm..hehe ;p

and YES, gotta love Pearly Mae :)

<333

Emily said...

LOL Tess! He does look like Amy Winehouse in that first one. Only better.

Chantila said...

Lol! slutty Roberta is the best :D

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Divinesally said...

Thanks Goz, you have me in tears over here from the laughter fit I'm having, your comments are priceless!

pink is definitely NOT girlfriend's color. but the one with her on the beach is fierce! work it!

(I think this drought is making me a little loony o.O)

Medusa said...

Bahhh ! no no no ! Why ?? Please don´t sent this again ! Please !

Agnes said...

On the second picture he looks like his mom, minus the stubble. :)

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

Erase these from my mind. No good way to wake up.

@RPG THANK you, LOVE you. That's the pic I want to wake up to...fuck fuck fuck...going to take a shower now ;)

FILTM

skorpia said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Does anyone think that in the 3rd pick he looks like Kiera Knightly??? LOve ya guys this is fart funny!!

Cindygal said...

really why??

Rachael1042 said...

This is all kinds of wrong... So very, very wrong...

LizzyWizzy said...

This is too disturbing....

LizzyWizzy said...

This is too disturbing....

GHOSTGIRL said...

OHHHH MY EYES MY EYES!!!nooo please don't ever post those awful pics...aaaa that's so wrong

Rebecca Kiger said...

For a site dedicated to RPatz, I'm not sure why you majory defamed him with those horrendously ugly images.
If only Kristen and he would come out of the caves, we wouldn't have to endure this )(*&%.

 
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