Robert Pattinson in Popcorn Magazine (Germany)

It's times like this when I regret only studying German for two years! I want to know what they're saying about his face! In the meantime I'm quite content to just stare.

The translation is after the scan thanks to Robsessed83 and Katja :)



Hair:
People that brush their hair out of their face want to show strength, power and sexual potency. In other words: "I'll get what I want". Robert is a fighter, very ambitious and target-oriented. (Gozde: Ooooh, I like that!)

Forehead:
Rob's high and broad forehead stands for intelligence and assertiveness. Such ambitious people would want to bang their head against a wall most of the time. If it's not working, they might even lose it.

Eyes:
A clear glaze, almost a glare, paired with bushy eyebrows. Robert can be dominant, maybe even despotic. He is goal-oriented and really ambitious, demanding and dominant between the sheets. A self confident guy who knows exactly what he wants and how to get it.(Gozde: Too much fanfic on the brain. Are they describing his facial features or trying to make me HOT and bothered? :))

Nose:
Sturdy and pointing down, his nose stands for ambition, justice and a strong will. However, the alar wings of the nose are not very distinct, which means: Robert has a hard time putting himself in the position of others.

Mouth:
A beautiful, well-proportioned mouth, the lips rather small. Robert's sensitiv and artistic nature is unmistakable. But: he tends to be the brooding one, shutting himself off to other people a lot.

Jaw:
A broad Jaw stands for assertiveness and self-confidence. A guy like Rob won't get agitated easily.

Conclusion:
Even if he's not the most talkative person, Robert Pattinson (23) is a fighter by nature, setting straight goals and won't let others get in his way. A guy with principles, even though he's not big on patience. If things go really wrong he might even lose it. That fact makes him a loner. Robert's only open to new things if he wants to be. His will to work and dominance are both remarkable. He wants to give directions, even concerning his love life.
His greatest fear: Being a loser!

Thanks to Gossip Dance

58 comments:

GOROB said...

Looks like they're talking about his makeup! The writer Will Fetters and the director Allen Coulter of "Remember Me" want us to follow them on twitter! Will is talking about the movie!

Susanne said...

Translation of the yellow field, I´ll do the rest later.

Conclusion: Even though he´s not a friend of big words - Robert Pattinson is a born fighter, is setting clear goals and doesn´t go astray. A guy with strong principles. But patience is not one of his strongest features: If something goes wrong, he´s freaking out! That makes him a loner. He´s openminded only if it suits him. His dominance and willpower are remarkable. He wants to lead the way - also in his lovelife. His greatest fear: to be a failure!

Susanne said...

Forehead: Robs forehead is high and broad which stands for intelligence and perseverance. Over-ambitious people like him want to run their head against a wall. If it doesn´t work out, they´re freaking out!

Susanne said...

Eyes: A clear, almost piercing glance as well as bushy eyebrows. Robert can be dominant, almost bossy. He is determined and very ambitious. When it comes to sex he is demanding and dominant. A very confident guy who exactly knows what he wants and how he gets it.

Susanne said...

Nose: His nose is strong and pointing downward. This stands for ambition, sense of justice and a strong will. On the other hand, the wings of his nose are not very wide, which means it´s hard for Robert to put himself in somebody elses shoes.

Susanne said...

Mouth: A beautiful, even mouth with lips that are rather small. Roberts sensitive, creative streak is unmistakable. But: He tends to ponder and to lock himself away from others.

Susanne said...

Chin: A wide chin stands for perseverance and self-confidence. A guy like Rob doesn´t let get himself worked up very easily.

SomeoneLikeYou said...

Sorry this is off topic but I was wondering if anyone really knows for sure if Rob and Katie Leung really dated. Is it just a rumor that believe to be true or has it been actually confirmed. Just curious. BTW I love this blog, fantastic job ladies! I have been a lurker for many over a year now and this is my first comment. :)

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MatildalovesRob said...

Thanks Susanne !!

"When it comes to sex he is demanding and dominant"

*thud* God, I would love that to be true...wowser !!

Is there any 'Details' photoshoot news coming out today ? I've heard there's naked models with Rob ! Bring it on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

Marna said...

"When it comes to sex he is demanding and dominant. A very confident guy who exactly knows what he wants and how he gets it."

Oh. just oh.

Butterfly25 said...

Thanks Susanne so much for translation:)


"When it comes to sex he is demanding and dominant"

OMG, are you kidding me???

I'll bet he is!!!

Acconati said...

I always wonder if there's any truth in these facial features being related to personality. It just doesn't make much sense that how pointy your nose is is related to how ambitious you are.

An interesting read none the less, thanks Susanne for translating. And that comment about sex has just set everybodies minds racing lol

Butterfly25 said...

Oh, one more thing...
This picture of Robward is just gorgeous and breathtaking. His jawline and cheekbones just kill me. And the eyes and the stare...

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GOROB said...

I've heard he is restricting his interviews now! I think he is learning how to use the power he has now! He is a thinker and he knows how to get what he wants I'll bet!

WhyIstheRumAlwaysGone said...

Thanks Susanne for the translations. I don't buy at all their theory - being able do deduce someone's psychological traits from his features though - but I suppose they chose Rob because they knew it would be a seller...

Butterfly25 said...
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Butterfly25 said...

Girls, check out those two manips:

http://twitpic.com/10kiq0

http://twitpic.com/10o993

:D

phosphorus said...

To be honest I find it disgusting that a German magazine does such an "analysis". Not too long ago the same mixture of physiognomy and "kitchen psychology" was used for racist propaganda. And I highly doubt that this piece of crap is based on more scientific facts than it was in former times.

You are right, Acconati , it doesn't make much sense. At all.

They just picked up a few things Rob said in interviews, made up some more on their own, took a pic and tossed it all together, claiming that they "know" him inside out. Try do such an "analysis" yourself, then you see how it works. All of you know enough quotes of Rob to do it. And many of you read enough fan fic to come up with something about his erotic traits (well, no one needs fan fic for that, everybody has some good ideas on his own).

Sorry for the rant. But this piece just makes me want to throw up. I certainly did not mean to kill the messenger - actually, I am glad Susanne translated it so all of you can read what kind of crappy magazines write about Rob in Germany. Unfortunately, they are the only ones, all the serious papers ignore him and his work so far.

Haystackhair said...

Thanks for the translation Susanne! I don't really care what it says as long as I can look at the face.
sex-dominant and demanding? Bring it on Rob!!!!
THUD!

Fae007 said...

Demanding, dominant,...! I can't think anymore!
FILTM!

Robine said...

Hi everyone, I'm new. I've been lurking for months and well, I thought it was about time to join you guys.

Well, I tend to believe what it is said about those features because there have been studies about it altough it may not be 100% sure.

jc(britlover) said...

Thanks so much, Susanne, for your translation.

I can offer an analysis of Rob's face: Perfect!!! Just wish I could do it face to face.

@Butterfly
Nice manips. Never had a mechanic who looked like that!

jlsentangledweb said...

Don't know about the accuracy of this type of analysis, but oh, holy hell, just that comment about the sexuality!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

Well, everyone knows that he is ambitious, stubborn and intelligent. I just have a bit trouble with "When it comes to sex he is demanding and dominant",really? Demanding maybe but dominant maybe not. I don't have any acts to base my theory with just a feeling from how he acts. Dominating or not, I think he is great at satisfying a woman ;)
The drought is really bad. where is he hiding?

Something to cheer me(you) up ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ18BenDh4E

phosphorus said...

You tend to believe that, Robine? Really? Well, then. Looks like Rob chose the wrong profession, according to this:

On the other hand, the wings of his nose are not very wide, which means it´s hard for Robert to put himself in somebody elses shoes.

Isn't it his job as an actor to put himself in somebody elses shoes?

But patience is not one of his strongest features: If something goes wrong, he´s freaking out!

And don't you need a lot of patience to work on a film set? Having to wait a lot, having to repeat scenes more than once?

He wants to lead the way - also in his lovelife.

Why do I have to think of a certain someone who strikes not only me as a rather bossy girl and was described as "wearing the pants" by a certain magazine? Hmm?

Susanne said...

@phosphorus: If I would really tell what I think about your comment, Gozde would probably throw me out here right away. You connct a german pop magazine to racist propaganda? Are you completely out of your mind?

Susanne said...

Of course it´s just fun to read, I don´t think you can read Robs character inhis face. But dominant and demanding... yes Rob, anytime!!! :-)))

Pandora said...

@phosphorus

are you FUCKING serious?!?!

Did you just compare that article to the methods of the German Nazi regime?

Im actually speechless. The fucking NERV!

If I say Im proud to be German. Will you call me a Nazi too?

Pandora said...

@Suzanne

If I would really tell what I think about your comment, Gozde would probably throw me out

I join you in that. That comment in itself was racist.

If eg. a Spanish mag would have written that she probably wouldnt have said anything. A German mag wrote it and suddenly its a big deal.

Now whos the fucking racist?

Susanne said...

@Pandora: I´m with you, but don´t even start this discussion, it´s just not worth it. Let´s focus on our beloved Rob!

Pandora said...

@Susanne

Yeah, you are right. There is no point in starting that discussion.

But that doesnt mean it didnt piss me off.

Maghella said...

I believe there's something about the hair too...could you please translate it? Thank you!!!!!

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

It's too early in the morning for me to comment on some of this.

But,this caught my attention:

When it comes to sex he is demanding and dominant. A very confident guy who exactly knows what he wants and how he gets it.

That will stay with me all day!
Good morning.

Susanne said...

@Maghella: Thanks!!! I forgot the hair, the magic, beautiful hair!!! Shame on me!!!

Susanne said...

Hair: A guy who is wearing his hair as cool as this - out of his forehead and combed upwards - wants to signalize strength, power and sexual potency. To make this quite clear: I´m getting anything I want! Robert is a fighter very ambitious and goal-oriented.

Maghella said...

@Suzanne

LOL!! Thank you for translating!! I love his hair, that's why I noticed...of course, everything about him is gorgeous!!!
Thanks again!!

phosphorus said...

@ Susanne: As I have clearly stated, this rant was not directed against you but "Popcorn". Unless you are working for them this should not affect you, so why are you offended?

And no, I am not completely out of my mind. In fact, my mind works pretty good and it does remember how physiognomy and phrenology worked very well for any kind of scientific racism. The pictures to "explain" and "prove" it were done the same way.

@ Pandora: If a magazine publishes crap, I call it crap, no matter in what country it is published.

phosphorus said...

And by the way, I am German. So both of you can stop feeling victimized.

Susanne said...

@phosphorus: I know it was not against me. Again, I´m not starting a discussion about things that happened before I was born.

I have seen articles about trying to read the character out of facial features in many other magazines, including British and American.

Ellie said...

Ah, Susanne, thanks so much for the translation!

Rob demanding and dominant? Okay, I'll try it! lol

Cheeky Chops said...

Wow I love it..I think this is my new Bible now~!!!

*can't get anymore fuckin sarcastic than that*

Dominate and Bossy..YEA BABY..BRING IT ON~!!!<333

LTavares2011 said...

Thanks for the translations Susanne.

My reading on his face is:
He is marvellous, unique, beautiful, lovely, he takes serious about his work, funny and relaxed with people he loves, ambitious, intelligent, cult, talented, sweet, passionate, hot, human, elegant, a great man.

@Gorob
I`m following Fetter and Coulter on twitter . Thanks.

Angie said...

Welcome Someone Like You and Robine.

maaahtwi4ever said...

omg that's the way i think he is !! humm and dominant humm this remind me of MotU haha

Pandora said...

Oh for crying out loud Im not (and Im sure Susanne too) feeling victimized.

You comment phosphorus was just very inapropriate, thoughtless and stupid.

That mag in itself is crap no denying that but going as far to compare it to racism and drawing conections to the Nazis. Highly highly inapropriate. Ever heard of defame? Üble Nachrede in German. There are laws in this country that get people into trouble for saying things like that.

So you can stomp your feet like a 5 year old insisting on your right to call it crap (its stating the obvious so that piece of information is useless).

And you being German is no excuse at all. If not its even worse.

Im so amazed at some peoples daftness.

skorpia said...

i still say he's scorpio rising. He has all the traits. Ambitious,hardworker,wears the "face" that he wants you to see. Loves strong women. And those Scorpio EYES!! (I should know Im one myself) will cut right through you.

Cheeky Chops said...

Yes, welcome someone like you and robine....

It's nice here..there are friends here........

(Batty Quote)..woot-woot

skorpia said...

*waves white flag* WTF happened while I was gone?? I just read all the comments here. WHoa mama-let me get the popcorn! I think the face reading is ok. Just for fun-and mostly wrong. UNLESS-Rob is only showing us what he wants us to see. Remember he said he was really concerned how he is perceived? Smart guy. Love him.

solas said...

Phosphorus-- You are totally spot on re kitchen psychology, except that I might call it carny crystal ball (where a 'fortune teller' picks up on what she sees of a person and gives 'info' based on that) or bathroom psychology-- just flush it away.
It is exactly as you said-- they take what they see from interviews and make up something based on that to go with his features.
It is garbage, no matter n which country this stuff is found.

LTavares2011 said...

Welcome "someone like you and robine".

Have fun!!

just me said...

*just me*
i"m not surprised to see we all are on the same page.. literally ;), it must be something special in him making everyone exaggerating, like "carefully cultivated facade" skips out. we should calm down and put all bad things behind us. there is a safe place here.

phosphorus said...

@ Pandora: Im so amazed at some peoples daftness. Especially your own, huh? Threatening me with laws when you obviously have no idea what they mean. Well, I got another one for you, it's called freedom of speech.

@ solas: Thanks. You got my point.

Anonymous said...

No comment about the article or it's analysis of Rob...... I just want to think about Rob in bed. End of story. lol

Robine said...

Thank you guys for your welcome.

Anonymous said...

oh dominate me Rob anytime! plssss :)

MMc said...

That's quite a detailed description but who knows if it is that accurate or not? Like a horoscope.........fun but......not all that realistic.

MMc said...

I just watched Little Ashes............is it weird that I'm freaking out a little bit about Rob doing the Detail shoot with naked models and Adam Lambert did the same thing??

 
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