Robert Pattinson on Piers Morgan's '100 British Celebrities that Really Matter' List

There are thousands of 'celebrities' in Britain. By which I mean there are a lot of famous people. Many of whom have absolutely no right to be.

Whole shoals of Z-list wannabes, scrabbling for their 15 minutes of recognition on increasingly degrading reality-TV shows, desperate for fame of any kind.

So it's time to sort the chaff from the wheat, and resolve once and for all who really counts in the world of celebrity in this country.



6 ROBERT PATTINSON

This is quite a simple one. Pattinson's the handsome young star of the Twilight films, beloved of teenage girls and other moody types. That fact makes him a nailed-down cert to be the most sought-after British movie star of 2010.

And that, in turn, makes him 'matter'. The only problem for Pattinson is that, as my grandmother always likes to say, 'One day you're the cock of the walk, the next you're a feather duster.' And nowhere is that more true than in good old Tinseltown. So I wish him well, but urge him to watch his back.

And not just because of the millions of girls all over the world who'd like to attach themselves to his shapely shoulders as a matter of urgency.

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8 comments:

Loisada said...

I think the expression Cock of the Walk may have been coined expressly for Rob! But this one does NOT have a feather duster in his future....

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Okay, Piers, for the one MILLIONTH time: it's not just the teen girls or "moody types" that adore Rob.

Some of us are sane, adult WOMEN.

; ) And btw, Rob should be #1 on your list...

LOL.

kazbar65 said...

Whoa!! You can't mention Cock and feathers here when referring to Rob. It brings forth some rather interesting images. Seriously though I this the Robster will be around for many years to come. And What is it with only teenage girls wanting to hand off Rob's Shoulders. I think I can safely say that there are a few 40+ women who would be very happy to use a feather duster on Rob!!

Kat said...

I'd like to do more than just "attach myself to his shapely shoulders" and I'm way past my teenage years.... just sayin'

jessegirl said...

Remember Biel's video with the feather at the end? That's the only feather tickling Rob's future. Well, that and Isle Esmene, right Kazbar?

Sigh and frustrated eye-roll with Gwen on the 'not just teen girls' thing. There's a contingent of pundits out there obstinately refusing to see what's in front of it. Get with the program.

Nancy said...

Thanks Kat. Piers is okay.

When will they learn its not the TWEENS, but all females! GRRRRR

I am getting angry.
Rob has followers of all ages.

FILTM

Hi Gwen. Surprised you're still here too.

HeneciaD said...

@gwen (coffee girl lol) totally agree with you he has fan from manys ages not just teens

jc(britlover) said...

@Gwen
ITA! LOL-However, I don't know how sane I am when it comes to Rob!!!

 
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