Wonderwall MSN's predictions for Robert Pattinson in 2010

Rob... if you're reading this, deep down I know you are *slightly delusional? Why yes I am!* please don't ever pull a Tom Cruise, I'm pretty sure you'd fall off the couch and pull a groin muscle or something.

Year in Review: Star Predictions for 2010



With his Twilight fame not even beginning to eclipse (zing!), the world is Pattinson's undead oyster in 2010. However, having to dodge all the questions about his love life with (or without... but really, with) K.Stew will surely wear on him. So in a burst of passion, he makes a special guest appearance on "Oprah" (while it still lasts) and pulls a genuine Tom Cruise. Kristen promptly dumps him.

Source: MSN

Thanks to RobPattzNews

18 comments:

rpattzgirl said...

Lmao!

I could never imagine Rob doing anything as looney as what TC did...that was so out there!

Kat, o wouldn't mind stretching out his groin for him, for medicinal purposes of course.

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

Kat, can I assist you with that job? ; )

And I hope Rob has a KICKASS year! May his movies give great box office and he win oodles of respect (finally) for his acting. (If Gwen hears one more Edward-related diss...)

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

RPG, great minds! Kat now has a team! ; )

rpattzgirl said...

Well he's a big star now.. he needs a team to take care of him... I adore Kristen, but we can take her down!

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

In an TOTALLY AU universe, Oh, to be in Kristen's fab designer shoes, for just one night!

Sheesh, just to be 19 again, with her life right now. Wow. Fame, money, looks, talent. Rob. ; ) Yeah, my life wasn't like that at 19!

(Gwen's a bit of a shoe whore. If that wasn't obvious already.)

rpattzgirl said...

Amen to that!

God I was a wreck at 19...but I did look good! Damn..

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

LOL. I was a late-bloomer. I hit my "sexy stride" at 23. Shudder at the thought of me at 19. Imagine Bella's ugly step-sister by way of total GEEKDOM. (No Trek uni, but close.)

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amazeofgrace said...

LMAO actually I think it's be Kristen she'll just get sick of hearing the question and hit some poor unsuspecting reporter with "Yeah we're together I F#CK him every night until he screams!"

iena amoi said...

ahahahah...i really don't think it's gonna happened...:P:

marcoski said...

only hope that his talent was recognized once and for all ... his private life honestly do not care if he's happy I'm happy;)

rosa said...

bwahahahahah. that was funny.

iheartpattpatt said...

go Rob kick some ass!! this is your year !!
hey kat can i assist you on weekend ? oh how i luv to be robs masseuse. luv to run my fingers through his chest... down to the v ...then further down heaven... ahhh... oh sorry! rob has that effect on me. i'm so jealous of KS :( but the idea that he is getting some action is really hot :)

unpetitpeu said...

Rob standing on a couch declaring his love for Kristen? Oh, I would pay a lot of money to see that. And can he please do it at Ellen's show? Please, pretty please?

Jeswah said...

Jeez that picture of him...GAH!

spellbound said...

Yeah, totally not Rob's style & if he ever becomes a scientologist, I'm outta here...lol

mary said...

I don't think we need to worry about him pulling a Tom Cruise on Oprah because THERE IS NO Oprah show anymore. And I'm not sure if he's that expressive of his emotions and all.

Christine said...

ROFL!

 
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