You own every DVD (some multiple editions) starring Rob.
But you really don't know what you've been missing. You didn't even know you needed this until now.... click below the break to find out what you're missing!
You just KNOW you want to snuggle up to this tonight! Don't ya?
That scarred me...it really did...I think waking up next to THAT might cause nightmares :)
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No thanks, the real thing or nothing. Besides Hubs would have me comitted.LOL
TBH it doesn't look like him. It's kind of scary.
A manlow.... LMFAO!! Good thing you named it because I am speechless and have no idea what that thing is supposed to be....Just EWWWW.
Wow, that's HORRIBLE! He looks like some kind of Tim Burton monster thing...I mean how did they finish that and go "Hey this looks great" his neck is insainly long, his face is squished and disproportionate - gah that would scare the crap out of me. No way.
Kate,
I just noticed your hidden little post here...
All I can say is..
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
never, ever, ever..
That thing is hideous... I'd rather cuddle up with my cardward anyday!!!
I hear there's a taycob one ss well... Double yuck
Yuck and double yuck is right!!!!
@RPG - Ditto. Just saw this. Cardward - LMAO!
Gross! As RPAddict says, it's the real thing or nothing. I'll stick with my fantasies, thanks.
I do have calendar, key chain, water bottle, 3 t-shirts, NM board game (xmas present), books, dvd's...
ohh god what is this I want the real rob my rob like this:)
Weird and ugly! If I cannot have the real thing, I'd rather cuddle my pillow and have nice dreams... My son would have nightmares if he saw this horrible thing on my bed, sort of "mum is gonna be attacked by a monster"!
Bloody Hell!!!! My eyes!!!!!
I think that I'm definitely gonna have nightmares about this........*shivers*
I can not begin to say the ways in which this is WRONG.
hmmmm, I'm trying to think of a good name for him...RobZombie? PillowWard? GiraffeWard? Effing frightening and desperate...Ward?
LMAO! I'd be screaming every night, and not in the good way. ;)
Oh my! I wasn't expecting that!! It's just about the weirdest thing I've seen in a while... lol
Gah! Oh, and possibly, yuck.
oh, and why is it's neck to so long... very creepy.
sissidelyon you are right that is just weird girls am I wrong
this is from the description at the source: "For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you."
How incredibly pathetic does that make their potential customers sound?! hahahaha
WTF!!! It looks like ET. Ghastly.
@catwoman looks like et ha lol :))
@RPL
Any of those names will work! So far, this is the one item I know I'd never want in my house.
@LHR
Yeah, I couldn't believe my eyes either! Not a good sight at all!!
@jc you are absolutely right
Oh man you need a warning for that - i was eating and it almost flew all over my screen! (seriously my mouth was full, it would not have been pretty)
That is just wrong!
That thing makes me shiver. Not in a good way. YUCK!
Saw this on Regretsy and it embarrassed me. Sellers like this make people think all of us Etsy sellers are wacko.
Disturbing and disturbed!
OMG,that's really scary.
Jeez. If I walked in and found that thing in my bed, I'd shoot it. Well, I'd have to go out and get a gun. But then I'd shoot it.
Man. The things people come up with to exploit this man. I'm mean, if were gonna exploit him, let's get on this 'sparkling peen' thing.
Hmmm...probably should rephrased that.
Nope. That was right. Let's get ON it!
Now that's creepy:/
Give me some real Rob!!!
WTF?! I'm embarrassed I even looked at it! This is just terrify!
PillowWard Lmao!
Well, I guess at least it's not a blow-up doll. lol. Um...there isn't one of those is there? Please tell me there isn't...
AP...
Shhhh! This is a very widely read blog. Don't give some fuckwit an idea.
Aw. What am I saying? There's probably some manufacturing plant right now, churning out RP blow up dolls as we speak.
Anatomically correct blow up dolls.
Okay. Even for me, that is just sick.
ok AP and NIk you just made me choke on my tuna sandwich and spit it onto the screen!!!!
@Nikola: Ah, Nooo...you went there! lol Yeah, I think I'm a bit naive sometimes...
@Solas: sorry about the tuna..I had trouble with my diet coke at sighting the pillow..;)
@AP, Solas & Nik -
One NB night, not too long ago... this was the discussion. Only the blow-up doll had a sparkly peen attachment that went with it. ;0
AP--LOL-- my cocoa went flying when I saw that cushion. Each to her own drink, across the universe and screens.
Cullenlover :-X
@CL
That was a good night!!
;)
OMG
My eyes, my EYES!
Where's the warning?
@CL07: Whew! Thx - I'm off the hook. So if any of those..um..plastic thingys appear on the market we'll know who placed the order, then....;)
@Solas: an "endless rain" of spewed liquids of choice...
This looks scary... I would have nightmares!!!
**in my best Joey voice **
EW!
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Sorry for all the spewing and food flying.
No I'm not. I always consider it a feather in my cap if I can make someone spit out their lunch. And not just here on the blog.
Anywhere.
And CL...
Perhaps I could relent with our sex shop and allow blow up dolls. Ones made specifically for 'attachments.'
Or make it a sales promo. For every 100th sparkling peen purchased, we'll throw in a blow up doll. 'Cause you got to figure that just us NB's alone
could probably burn up about 20 of those peens a month.
I meant...a week.
Every 24 to 36 hours?
Damn. At that rate, were gonna need alot of blow up dolls.
Oh. And here's the grand prize.
The first NB to get to her 10,000th purchase of a sparkling peen, she gets a night with the actual Mr. Sparkling Peen himself.
Hell. It's the least he could do for an enterprise he's bankrolled himself.
Oh. He'd love it!
all the twi merchandise has gone a bit too far now haha. it doesn't even look like him!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
THE HORROR!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!
@nikola ahhh you never cease to amaze and make mme spit...and stutter it would seem.
'The first NB to get to her 10,000th purchase of a sparkling peen, she gets a night with the actual Mr. Sparkling Peen himself.
Hell. It's the least he could do for an enterprise he's bankrolled himself.
Oh. He'd love it!'
Yep! I bet he would and god I want that NB to me! LOL!@Nikoka! I, very, smartly had no foodstuff or drink in my mouth when reading our blog! That was probly my only good decision today! :)
whoops sorry I meant Nikola not nikoka grrrrrr stupid cursor in the way!
sparkly peen merchandise?
Yes Please! LOL@Nikola and her offering Robbie P's real merchandise! ;-P
My mom said she heard on the news that the Robert Pattinson body pillow was sold out. I had no idea what she was talking about. Now I know! ROFL
I sent her the link. Her reply...
"Good Grief, I'd rather sleep alone and the most frightening thing is that they are sold out."
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