Robert Pattinson's Waxalike!

The more I see, the more creeped out I am. Like Kate, I still can't figure out who it actually looks like - because I don't believe it's Robert Pattinson.

Maybe a cross between every actor on the old school 90210, Christian Slater and Matt Dillon? With just a hint of Rob thrown in?

The plaid miss-buttoned shirt, Nikes, beannie and Stoli shirt are sadly missing.



Here's what ET has to say:

Fans can now get up close and personal with Robert Pattinson -- or at least an incredible similarity!

Robert is used to being an immortal onscreen -- as he plays a vampire in the "Twilight" franchise -- now he's being immortalized in wax.

ET is in Times Square for a sneak peek at the newest Madame Tussauds figure, where screaming fans can check out the official unveiling tomorrow.

ET

Thanks to Cullen News for the YouTube Video.

67 comments:

Sam said...

i still say if Stephen Moyer and Rob Pattinson had a kid- this is it.

crazy vamp said...

God, this is sooooo weird!...
:(

Angie said...

Uh...nope, not Rob. Thought maybe the pic was just too flat. This looks just like the pic. Too bad!

crazy vamp said...

You maybe right, Sam. The mouth looks a bit like Stephen's. But there is something more that is missing... Oooh, got it: RobfuckingPattinson! :P

Pamera Fiajosu said...

Me too :S

He does not looks Rob!! His wax-eyes are very small and his mouth is... strange =/

But, he's perfect and nobody can to copy his perfection so... I forgive the Madame Tussauds' workers Lol

Iluvthemovies said...

He looks more like Denis Leary the comedian/actor, it certainly does not look like Rob. What a poor representation of a good looking guy.

jh said...

OMG it's even worse in 3D! He looks like a monster!

Anonymous said...

wax figures are just creepy, they always make me think of the movie House of Wax. Should have had him in a plaid shirt though

Netra2121 said...

This wax figure has had me thinking about who exactly it reminds me of for the last few days and it has been driving me crazy on who exactly it is, obviously not rob! I think I got it though... Bryan Greenberg. I think the figure looks like him

RPLover said...

Just...no.

Vangie said...

it's already out there and it's an honour to be place in wax let's just forget it was bugging me write now,what;s up with a new release of little ashes opening tomorrow at AUSTRILIA THEATERS I THOUGHT little ashes WERE OUT ON DVD

Haley said...

Okay...it looks different in a still picture. Um..er

Layna said...

OMG Netra it does kinda look like Bryan Greenberg! It's just completely creepy and it looks worse on video. I wonder how it would have turned out if he were able to sit for them. The eyes are off, my mom even saw it on ET and goes "Rob doesn't have brown eyes does he? They looked brown on tv." I said no mother they're a grayish blue and she said she thought so. So she at least noticed the eyes looked off and the face is too thin.

Sam said...

the skin over his eyes are too puffy too. Yeah- NOT rob. Its a good looking wax figure, but it ain't no RPattz!

Sam said...

omg- crazy vamp- is your profile pic rob's package?! hahahahahahahaha LOVE IT!!!!

Lisa said...

It's the mouth...that smirk. Does Rob do that? Like, suck his lips in like that?

And...does Rob polish his shoes to a sheen like that?

I must say, the wax museum lady scared me just a little bit....

Cheeky Chops said...

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK I came on here and about fell outa my chair..thank gawd I didn't punch my monitor.

crittel said...

Please everyone go see Rob's new movie and buy 2 tickets for each person that goes. He really needs our support and he is not getting it. This will be the last weekend to see it, as it is going out of almost all the theaters. Talk anyone you can into going, even people you don't think will want to go...just drag them ;) It is an awesome movie, tell the women it has a hot sex scene with Rob and tell them men it's not a chick flick! Just get out there and see it fast!!

Haystackhair said...

Hmmm, not horrible, but something def completely off...um. ..no
Just too much to try to replicate the pretty. Can't be done

googlefdp said...

OMG who's that? Luke Perry?? No, WaxRob... Gals we should have volunteered to give those people some RobAnatomy lessons...tsc tsc... Where's his jaw line? Why the hell did they hide his gorgeous fingers? I want another WaxRob with proper Robpouting, Roblocks with some Robfingers running through 'em, Robgaze,Robtornsleeve... if that ain't asking much. ;)lol

Xylem said...

Wait, did she just say "IT" was going to have a lot of security and that she was expecting screaming women? She said this about a WAX STATUE? Am I really part of fandom that would do that? Please God don't let it be so!

Also, who is going to protect "IT" from her? She looks a little too close for wax comfort. Don't these things melt with heat?

Noe said...

yeah rob is way hotter in person. that that i myself know.

i still think i'd take a pic with it if i went there. but i def wouldn't need a stool.

Noe said...

*not that i myself know

Xylem said...

@ Crittel

You are not kidding! I had an odd, yet satisfying first with Rob tonight. (twss) I was the only person in the theatre watching the 7:08 showing of Rembember Me. That's never happened to me before. I am so glad I waited. It felt so intimate. I felt proud of myself for holding down fort. It was him and me... and sometimes Emilie, when I chose to glance in her direction. I started the movie thinking of all his Roberisms and his acting quickly made me get invested in Tyler (no spoilers here). By the time the movie was over, I felt guilty for lusting over NYRob earlier. He is so much more than just a big bucket of pretty. I am very impressed with his work. I hope he bring some of that fire to Edward. The scene when he threatens Jacob by the car after the Bella stolen kiss/broken wrist comes to mind.

Kathy S said...

Doesn't look like him at all!! Moyer is more it-too long skinny dopey looking face----And the tv show Criminal Minds is talking Twilight and has a vampire wanna be killer! Are you kidding me????

Deb said...

I wonder what Rob thinks of it. He would probably never say anything negative because he is too nice to dis the artists but I am not too nice and I am going to say that they did a shit job!

I guess the fact they didn't have him there in the flesh to sit for it could be how they go it so wrong. His eyebrow ridge is too full on, it looks caveman. Sigh, such a shame.

Loisada said...

The bottom of the face (chin and jaw) is wrong... how can you do Rob and not get the jawline!? It just ain't right, and it just ain't Rob!

I do feel sorry for the sculptor: how to capture the delicate balance of perfect imperfections that makes Mr. P so beautiful? I think the original broke the mold!

call_it_golden said...

When I first saw it I thought of Clint Eastwood because of his face. lol

jessegirl said...

crittel: Most of my friends and family, not invested in supporting Rob, think my pushing them to see RM is, well, pushing it. A few have seen it on my recommendation but I have to tailor each pitch to the individual. If I just enthuse they turn off.

Some of them are just as ignorant and dismissive as most of the critics; it would take someone more diplomatic than me to coax them to go. But I'm disappointed in my niece, who trotted out all the misconceptions and wouldn't listen to me, and a co-worker today used the same lines my niece did. It would have taken someone more patient and tactful than I to bring that type of person around. And I'm vaguely insulted that I have so little influence with them, that they wouldn't even listen to the reasons they would like it.

I also add, like you have, that it won't be in the theatres long and that it's not to be missed and they'll be sorry if they don't.
Some of them, with busy and hectic lives, say they'll wait for the DVD, which makes me grind my teeth.

I hope you're wrong about this week being its last because I'd hoped that enough word-of-mouth might still boost it so that it'll stay longer. WOM needs time, which movie houses don't give films.

I went again on Tues.--half-price Tuesdays--and the film was in one of the smaller rooms in the complex. But, because of the cheap price, it was 3/4 full. The people were engrossed.
And, even though it was my 5th viewing, I enjoyed it more than before, and I tried to keep the haunting music in my head when I returned.

Now, the wax figure.
Eyes are wrong.
Mouth is wrong.
Expression is neither one of his sexy ones, nor one of his adorkable ones, but some weird in-between expression which is not Rob. Geez.

Luxie said...

Yeah um no... you just CAN'T duplicate that kind of pretty.

idontknow said...

I give them points for trying, but, yea, his neck is WAY too long and the eyes and jawline aren't right.

h said...

vip club? extra security? what in the world...

the smirk is all wrong

Kelly Louise said...

Lol, agreed Sam.

By the way, Fake Rob really makes me hope for a Twilight video game. Completely random, but it would be great. I'll volunteer to develop the game myself. Whadduyasay?

Ash7586 said...

I say Rob with a mix of Al Pacino. Why???

Ash7586 said...

Redo!!!

Ash7586 said...

Is it bad that I hope it is destroyed so it has to be redone. Rob didn't have the time to sit for it and it shows. They should wait for Rob to have the time.

Luxie said...

For Rob's sake, hope he NEVER sees this... he might get a complex and wonder, God, do I really look that creepy and elderly?! LOL

@ Sam: You are so right! Very Stephen Moyer-esque .. Yep doesn't do Rpattz justice one bit .

Aussiegirl said...

Totally more Stephen Moyer than Rob!

Petra Eller said...

Good morning
It is strange, that they have copied other stars sometimes good looking. But this is already far off. It is probably impossible to copy Rob. He is just too perfect. Please do not. This is so stupid. This shit can melt it again.

Ahhhhh .. RM starts today in our cinemas. In my newspaper this morning was: "Rob P. does not have many faces, but what he holds in the camera, the screen fills completely. Very worth seeing."
I am soooooooooooooooo excited.;)

Unknown said...

It's missing real Rob's large soulful eyes, and the cheekbones are not broad enough, making him look thin faced. Just not him.

keely said...

Hmmm, I´m not sure what to think about that, but I do appreciate the work of the person who made it! Maybe it doesn´t look like him because they had to make the skin and muscles a bit thicker so that all the kissing and touching of the female visitors could give him the finishing touch ;-)

staceybuckleyuk said...

Hes like a cross breed between Stephen Moyer and Rob Pattinson. I think its his eyes definitely and his cheeks their all wrong, his hair could be better too I think, slightly creepy however I'd be happy to take it home if they were throwing it out!!!

I feel I need to compare with the real one......theres only one thing for it. Rob clothes off!!!!!!!


.......T......H.......U.......D......Just thinking about a naked Patz good god!!!

Jeanette said...

looks like younger thinner Arnie to me

Agnes said...

I think the fans will lick "Wax Rob" into shape.

I think what is especially missing is his boyish charm, his personality, that air about him. He is so much more than just a body, and they couldn't catch it.

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

No no no - just not Rob. The eyes look too small, the jaw is not right, the hair is OK but not sexy enough... I could go on.
And I have never seen him smirk like that.
Just proves that it is impossible to capture that extra spark that makes him so adorably, well, Rob.

DDarjaS said...

... as if anyone or anything could look as good as Rob...

Anonymous said...

That thing is gross.

Fae007 said...

I so wanna melt this piece of wax!!!!

FILTM! but not this waxalike! WAXANOT!

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

I hate the wax thing!!!!! everything on his face is WRONG!!!

Unknown said...

At first I did not think it looked like him, however, after watching the E News segment and seeing the face up close... I do think it looks like him. My husband thought it looked just like him. The body looks EXACTLY like his, the face not quite as much (A little more harsh perhaps), but it still looks like him in my opinion.

Unknown said...

I did not think it looked like him at first, but after seeing the E News segment and his face up close, it does look like him to me. My husband thought it looked just like him. The body looks EXACTLY like his. The face may be a bit 'harsh' or older looking but it still resembles Rob.

d67 said...

The eyes are all wrong! They're too deepset and they lack his shine and warmth...I think it looks like Clint Eastwood when he was young with a little Patrick Swayze thrown in, maybe. And they needn't have worked so hard on the hair,it's all wrong. Rob never wears it so high or so neat! lol

MassTwingles said...

Personally, I think it looks like Huey Lewis circa Back to the Future!

Unknown said...

Yup, creeeeepyy. Stephen Moyer & Rob had a kid, good description Sam. The nose is totally wrong.

Vangie said...

i wonder what ROB is saying if he saw it ,he probalying only thinking about his movie

Fae007 said...

@evangeline I think his mom showed him! LOL!

skorpia said...

*lights up blowtorch* I'll fix this ...

Looks like luke perry from 90210. I HATE the eyes. UGH! I demand a RE-DO

Dessert First said...

I'm going to London to see WaxyRob just out of curiosity but no they've made a poor imitation of Rob.

Annie,
My perfect Rob porn pusher, with all your photos and Rob knowledge I'm sure you would have made a better job!

Fae,
LMArseO WAXANOT!!!

solas said...

Brings new life, purpose and intent to the song: Come on baby, light my fire.

HeneciaD said...

@fae lol faxanot ha yeah thats right

Maryann said...

So they didn't scan Rob's face for this but all done on research..with special attention to his hair..hm.. Well that explains to me why there is something off about this wax figure, the guy they got there is cute, the wax figure is far from ugly! But still to say it def looks like Rob, nope. It resembles him but the wax figures that has actually come from ppl WORKING with the star in question, ends up looking MUCH more alike their real life counterparts. This is probably the best they could do without a full scan of Rob in person. So I guess I could cut them some slack for that.

But yep something is off about this figure...still a good looking wax dude lol. I'd call him a "Rob somewhat lookalike" yep that'll work lol

solas said...

Perhaps someone is saying Rob is all about and only about the hair, so that is what they concentrated on. sad. :-(

brijjiann said...

I realize that some artists put a lot of work into this but it's just not him. Sorry, but Rob looks way better than this.

annieEvilRobPornPusher said...

@Dessert YES I WOULD!!!!

Unknown said...

Yes, Sam I agree "Bill" Stephen Moyer, is who it looks like. They should give it to him and start over with a wax figure for Rob.

gracefulgrace said...

It looks like the Sims Rob. ICK!
Maybe to modeler used simrob for reference. It's bloody awful.

http://images.thesimsresource.com/scaled/509/w-741h-650-509096.jpg

I'm an artist and modeler and I know I could do better than this.

Barb O. said...

If Luke Perry & James Van Der Beek had a kid...that statue is what it would look like! (Certainly NOT Rob!)

 
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