Robert Pattinson with Striking Brunette-Mystery Solved

Yesterday this appeared in the UK tabloid the mirror :


Fan girls everywhere went nuts! Who was this mystery brunette?


Exclusive to ROBsessed we reveal the identity of the mystery brunette!



They met when they were little boys. Took acting and dancing classes together...


They experimented.........with drinking and smoking :)






They shared their clothes when times were tough...



The moved to L.A. together and their adventures ensued...



Rob became famous and mystery brunette was always there supporting (or lurking, whatever :)




Rob got more famous. They partied...




Their love is a love that will last through the ages, talked about by many.

Their Bromance will be a threat to many women in their lives.

Historians will call them RobStu and they will always dance...



Pictures of RobStu dancing and Tom lurking in the background of Rob/Kris in car are photoshopped :)) The real mirror article says "to powder HER nose". Ya know I thought I'd put a disclaimer just in case :)

Thanks to our lovely Stella-D for the dancing manip. And I have no idea where the rest of them came from :)

71 comments:

FemmeFatale said...

Bahahaha I love it...Hopefully soon Tomstu and bromance will be made public...eat your heart out girls!

February 2, 2009 10:57 AM

Anonymous said...

THAT is fabulous:) This is why I love this blog..you ladies are so witty! Keep up the great work!
Jen

canan said...

love it love it love it Gozde..youre a goddess

Lynn said...

Good morning, lovelies!

Gozde---I burst out laughing over the breaking news of the mystery brunette! You know Rob and Tom's bromance will always perservere in our eyes.

AWWWW, poor Rob can't catch a break even in the motherland....c'est la vie!

I just spotted CO Rob in a Posh papparrazzi pic...it looks like he's holding the door open for her and her boys!

robsessed2themax said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA This is fabulous!!!! Gozde ur comments almost killed me!!!!!

And just out of curiosity, how long did Rob date Nina Schubert for? He said in interviews that he had this *great* love for 3 years and I wonder if that's her....... Lucky woman whoever that is.....

Triin said...

HaHaHaHA!
Fabulous!
:D

Gozde said...

I'm glad you like it :)) I saw the mystery brunette thing all over the place and found it so funny :)

robsessed2themax: I think the possibility that it is Nina is big. If you look at the pictures of them together they obviously "grew up" during their relationship.

Lucky girl :)

robsessed2themax said...

Oh and just another curiosity, was Rob really there with a *striking* brunette?

I swear I'm not planning anything evil for her.

Gozde said...

Lynn, what is CO Rob? And where is that picture? :))

robsessed2themax said...

Thanks Gozde... She is definitely really lucky. Gawd, what would I give to have that rocking body & an even more rocking boyfriend.... Lol, jk.

Anonymous said...

OMG thanks for this! I really needed a laugh this Monday morning *groans*

Cadiwyn said...

LMAO. That was wonderiffic. : 3

Kat said...

Love it, I needed a good chuckle this morning.

keely said...

LMAOTF, Goz you are gorgeous! My belly hurts so much from laughing right now. And finally someone disclosed the secret of the brunette and saved thousand of teenagers from suicide ;-)

Kate said...

Oh Goz I think I'm gonna die laughing here :-)
Brilliant !!!!

bella's mom said...

LOL Goz, as always, on top of the Robnews!!!

No newspapers, magazines, paps, shows, no one can out sleuth Robsessed!!!

Let the Bromance live on!!!!

Lynn said...

Goz---CO (Cut Out as in Trixie's CO) Rob looks like a Where's Waldo image along with the Beckhams....only Rob/Twi fans would even notice!

http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=VBeckhamSteelers013109_X17&index=20

bella's mom said...

lmao Lynn!! and good morning!

Lynn said...

Good morning, Mona!

Gozde said...

LMAO! It does look like he is holding the door for them :))

bella's mom said...

Rob the doorman... Hmmm I'd move into an apartment for THAT!... and my house is paid off already.. hahahah

keely said...

I just realize, that I´ve seen the first pic several times but never noted that it was TomStu Rob was holding LOL
Tom looks so tiny compared to Rob, what a cute couple ;-)

Lynn said...

Mona---too many naughty images there! LMAO!

Gozde said...

That's a manip Keely :)

keely said...

LOL, that explains it:-) I was really wondering about not realizing that!
Oh my manners, good evening everyone!

bella's mom said...

lmao around you girls, Lynn, NEVER too many naughty images.. hahahha

Ms. Bonderson said...

All I can say is...lucky girl - whoever she may be. :) Loved the Bromance "walk down memory lane"...

Dani said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Goz I LOVE YOU! What a nice thing to wake up to....

Have I said you are the best site partner in the world yet today? Because you are...hands down!

Gozde said...

Teehee :)) Love you too babes! I couldn't resist the temptation :)

MiCh said...

BWAHAHAHAA.. this is fabulous, long life to the BROmance!

bella's mom said...

Hey Dani it's good to see you!!!

Laura said...

HAAAAAAHAHA! This is genius, Goz!! The dick in the box part killed me! LOL!!

I totally got busted reading this post in class this morning!! 2 of my students came up behind me and saw! But it's ok, they love Rob, too.

Laura said...

TomStu and Oregano could both win Oscars for "lurking"

bella's mom said...

ewwwwww oregano is the worst at it!!!

Laura said...

Absolutely, Mona! At least Tomstu is hot while lurking. Oregano is disgustingly creepy. I have to say, I didn't notice him stalking Kstew at Sundance! Maybe he's given up his lurking ways. We can only hope...

Shandy said...

lmfao
That was seriously too cute!
Thanks for the laugh
Katie xxx

Amy said...

Goz this rocks!! Bravo ;)

La Stella said...

LAWL LAWL LAWL!!

Loves it!! FREAKING LOVES IT!!

Oh Goz, this made my day, I swear.

<3333333333


LONG LIVE THE ROBSTU! :D

La Stella said...

Laura, Oregano didn't go to Sundance with KStew. He was supposed to go, but apparently she took Papa Stew.

Melissa said...

LOVES IT!!!!!!!! I love the dick in the box as well...YUM

Gozde said...

I was wondering when you'd show up Stella :))

Melissa said...

I will admit...I was "the mystery brunette"...hehehehehe LOL

I WISH!

Lisa Serrano said...

Funny Funny!!!

That gave me a great laugh. They need to be given a name like Brangelina.

Unknown said...

Oh Goz, I never wake up before 12:30 PM, that is why I hadn't come seen it, lol.

La Stella said...

Oh yeah, I'm Stella.. lol. I logged on with my other mail ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey I´m reading this blog since few weeks and today I created a new account to be not anonymous anymore. Really like it here, so nice to join you here!

La Stella said...

Welcome Nikki.. you will love this place and all the gals in it :D

Anonymous said...

Goz - you're a gem. No wait, Gem is a gem. You're a peach then ... and a very juicy one at that.

Love ya babe. Our fearless leader!

Ellie said...

Goz, this is brilliant!!! Dick in a box is fucking hilarious! Which one taught the other the dance moves??? lol

Welcome, Nikki! We're a fun bunch!

Laura, you got busted in the classroom watching??/ That's it! Naughty room...NOW!

Crazy Lady said...

OH MY GOZDE!! That was hysterical!! I was laughing through the whole post!! You made my day, girl. You guys rock this blog!! Love it! = D

Kate said...

Hi Nikki, welcome to the madhouse!!

Laura I'm LMAO that you got caught in class!!

Rominiwi said...

That was brilliant!
Made my day :)

Anonymous said...

谢谢

Anonymous said...

you guys are too much! hilarious!
i do really want to know who this chica is though...gotta get to know the competition, ya know?

http://letterstorob.com

TwiHartRK said...

Hilarious Goz - Hi Ladies. Welcome Nikki!

Anonymous said...

I usually just love to pop in for a look, but this is too hilarious not to leave a comment. Thanks! ;-)

Laura said...

Ellie and Kate--I was SO busted!!! The girls were laughing and there was NO way to play it off! haha.


Stella--why did Oregano not go to Sundance? (Not that I'm complaining..) Trouble in paradise for him and Kstew? *fingers crossed*

Tess said...

Hilarious! I'm still laughing.

side Note- We've seen the Ryan Seacrest looking dude on the right of Rob in some other Pap photo's remember? I think it was in December. He and Rob were coming out of a French Restaurant.

MĂ©nage Ă  trois? LOL

Jewels64 said...

I was screaming with laughter at work today when I pulled this up on my phone!

Brilliant! Absolute Genius!

And, I still think I'm woman enough to take on the Bromance!

kristen said...

Oh, this is freaking FANTASTIC! Thank you for all the laughs, Gozde!

And the Dick in the Box gif?? PRICELESS!! I cannot stop laughing every time I see it... Thank you Stella for making that!

La Stella said...

Laura, I have no idea why he didn't go. I think I read somewhere that they might be on a break.

Lyla, I just made the dancing manip with Tom in the red dress. I didn't make the dick in a box gif.

Sadly for all of you, I still can't make gifs :(

Unknown said...

LAWL! Love it Gozde!!!

Fab work right there ladies!

Hopefully we see more of Tomstu!

And of course our gorgeous Robert!

~kd

kristen said...

Ohhh sorry, I thought you did the gif, Stella. Well the RobStu dancing picture is also hysterical, so I give you major props regardless!

SO FUNNY. This should definitely go down in the Hall of Fame for Funniest Robsessed Posts.

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Lisa Serrano said...

New/Old photos released from wonderland shoot.

My new fav.................<3

You can't tell from my little a avatar but I love the little wisps of smoke in it.





http://www.robertpattinsononline.com/

Ellie said...

Really nice avatar, Lisa!

Anonymous said...

Gozde, Gozde

brilliant, Excellent

you're overburdened with brain,

pH.D

Anonymous said...

i this amazing amusing and i thank you for posting this and making my day that much better!

lor said...

I always thought that rob was gay and tom is his lover that is why he is in everypic with him and when you see them with the same clothes on is when hey sleep together and wake up beside each other they just grab what ever is on the floor to put on that is why they always have the same clothes on just differnet days

Rayodeluna said...

hahahaha Okkk If I get fired it would be your fault!! hahaha This is great!!! You have a lot of creativity!!! I love this blog!

aimary said...

you're the best..I swear!!! lol
I can't stop laughing!! that's so hilarious!!! GOZDE you really, really made my day!!!

 
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