Another Fan Report from Remember Me Set


Here is new_yawk_punk's ( ohnotheydidnt ) report from the Remember Me Set.
Unedited report, some adult language and bitchiness, which we love :))
I'm Not A Twihard, I Just Crush A Lot

My Remember Me Set Adventure






For those who know how to read:



I got wind of Rob Pattinson's Remember Me set location yesterday, June 15th. Robert Pattinson fan that I am (foot face, greasy hair and all), I mozied over to the vicinity via subway and snooped around with my friend and one of her gays.

I arrived and discovered a lot of lingering onlookers and a more or less vacant set. I used my keen snoop senses and discovered a gathering of females of all ages as well as a few men. Judging by their sharpie pens, cameras and chosen reading material, I gathered they were Robert Pattinson and/or Twilight fans. Contrary to popular belief, they weren't all overweight or pre-pubescent. I saw some girls in school uniforms and others flanked by their enabling parents.

I learned the crowd was surrounding a trailer where Rob was taking his lunch break. I joined the crowd and waited. I reminded some girls that it would not be prudent to startle Rob or ask to be bitten once he descended from his trailer like a hot piece of English trailer trash.

In the meantime, Rob's co-star, Emilie de Ravin, smoked on the steps. No one gave two shits that she was there. I almost felt sorry for her, but then remembered that she played Tess on Roswell (that bitch!) and withdrew my sympathy.

Finally, Rob appeared and a rainbow materialized over his face. Must have been the ~dazzle.



Wesley Snipes and Dr. Phil could not have anticipated what would come next.


Rob tried to remain polite and smile even though 200 or so people were closing in on him.

What followed was terrifying. Think the Beatles' being chased through the streets in A Hard Day's Night.

Hundreds of people swarmed around Rob as he and his handlers tried to round the corner to walk to the set. There were people on all sides of him running, screaming and generally going hospital Bella. He walked extremely slowly since there was no way to walk quickly. He looked down and tried to remain calm. I was pushed through the crowd and nearly got trampled.

Finally, Rob reached the bulding that was their destination and sprinted in. My friends and I had nothing else to do and chilled next to a park while much of the crowd repositioned itself around the set.
Rob stayed inside for a bit until fiming recommenced. He and a co-star did some filming and sound work on the street corner directly opposite from where we stood.
(sorry for the graininess)
Afterwards, Rob et al went inside the school building to film a classroom scene. Most of the onlookers were gone by then, mostly because the skies had opened decided to piss all over us.
Anyway, back to Robert.
We eventually got sick of waiting around for him in the rain, but were lucky enough to see him return to his trailer to change before he called it a day.
Rob in his normal clothes, happy to get the fuck away from the mobs and drama.
I'm too old for this shit, but am so glad I got to see him in the flesh, looking good, smelling good. (Gozde: I say this to myself everyday :))
source
Thanks to Rocio and Laura for the tips ;)

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

the photo of the rainbow on his shoulder is priceless!! Rob is a very very special man. Goodness inside & OUT. Every photo of him is amazing.

showme said...

I read this last night...

This girl is SOO funny....

Lizalou said...

Damn straight he came out of that trailer smiling at the end - I did my job well ;-p

Suz said...

GAHH!

I will have my full report on my blog later...

He is soooooo beautiful and delicious and nice...

I have the sweetest Rob-over, I don't want to get over.

Just so you all know, yesterday's set was VERY TIGHT and our boy was safe.

xxx

Ash7586 said...

"Going hospital Bella," hilarious.

Maryann said...

Loved this report, talk about being dead honest and to the point LOL. Loved it!

riddleinside said...

She cracked me up!

Dear lord...the first picture when Rob comes out of his trailer, smiling politely....I couldn't help saying outloud: "Oh baby!"

riddleinside said...

Oh sorry: Hello ladies, I've been commenting other previous posts and forgot that I need to repeat my greetings here :)

Diane said...

All this time I thought there was only a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. I got me some serious weather-watching to do.

showme said...

ROFLMAO DIane....hahahahaha

dina said...

hospital Bella,still laughing so funny. Poor boy I so much hope he wont end up taking drugs, booz, deptestion, or wont vanish without a trace. The photo of the rainbow explains everything he is blessed!! I am too old for this too but....

Lizalou said...

Hah damn Diane!! Rubber duckie with diving skills *grin*

Sophia Z.86 said...

How can they concentrate in working with soooo many people around? That is mad...

And gorgeous Rob keeps smiling...

Virginie said...

Why do I live in Portugal??

WWWHHHYYYYYYYYY??.....

riddleinside said...

For me it's not the age, I'm 24 so...I'm kinda his age...I guess lol

I feel guilty sometimes when I spend too much time robsessing cause I think it's not a sensible behaviour..am like: why the hell am I doing this, why do I care? especially when I know than even when I was an early teenager and was crazy about boys bands I didn't follow their every move,I didn't care about them being respected, loved... I didn't buy all the magazines when they were on the cover (I DO NOT BUY ANY MAGAZINE WITH ROBERT PATTINSON, I DON'T NEED THEM I HAVE THE INTERNET. BUT IN 1990S INTERNET WASN'T AT IT'S TODAY'S ACHIEVEMENT SO MAGAZINES WERE THE ONLY CHANCE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR FAVS)

This is why I find the question: WHY DO YOU LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON? so difficult to answer, I try sometimes to find an answer, but I would never attempt to say it to people "who do not understand", cause I think what I'd say would never do justice to my feelings.

Pet73 said...

What a warm smile he has! It's like the sun has come up.

It really can warm your heart :)!

Pet73 said...

Riddle: I know what you mean with "people wo don't understand".

There is we, who love Rob, and then, well, there are .... others :).

riddleinside said...

@Pet73 yeah exactly "us and them" :)

margot said...

That was finally one sane and funny fan :)))

Thanx

Pet73 said...

Well, at least we Rob lovers (oops :) - you know what I mean) unite!

Haystackhair said...

LMAO!!! Funny stuff. and DAMN he is pretty!!!

JennB said...

Love the trailer shot, although I think he walked out and said to himself "oh, shit, look at these masses of people that I now have to deal with". Poor guy. I'm sorry to hear the mob scene was in full swing again. And yet, he smiles.... And that makes my day.

Yvonne said...

That picture with the rainbow....you could almost hear the angels singing :) LOL

How is it, that he keeps a smile on his beautiful face through all of that?

Exceptional.

captain said...

Aahhh... the smile...his is the smile that calms the storms and clears the sky.

And riddle, WHY DO I LOVE RP?
Up until now, men like him only existed in our dreams. He embodies so many contradicting qualities that make him so fascinating. As I've put it before, he is the ultimate intellectual bad boy with an ethereal face that looks as if it was chisseled from a block of marble.
There's only one problem. There's only one of him.
sigh...

Shani said...

I bow down to this sarcastic funny bitch.

My favorite lines are:

Hot piece of English trailer trash.

And

Screaming and generally going hospital Bella.

ROTFLMAO

Unknown said...

the picteure with rainbow.. priceless and really great!! :)) rainbow suits robert :)))
and author of this text wrote it fantastic! i would love to read some more of that! :))

Anonymous said...

Ah! Best Fan Report ever. I'm a Robsessor, but not enough to stalk him, or go bankrupt on magazines or overload my hard drive with his pictures, just enough to truly enjoy sites and posts like these. :D

Anonymous said...

captain--you explained our love for Rob so perfectly. Yes, only those who adore him from afar, understand our fascination.

Mrs. Robinsane said...

Hi ladies!

I know this is an old thread by now, but I just had to come on to giggle at "Rob in his normal clothes," which, to me, are indistinguishable from his "character" clothes—except, perhaps, that the black signifies "evening wear".... ;P

And riddle:

Hello, love!

You have probably seen me here before, vacillating between rhapsodizing about RP, and sternly questioning myself (and my possibly pitiful life) for doing so.

I have NEVER devoted more than a modicum of time to learning about any other famous person; even with authors, who are among my biggest idols, I have gone no further than reading their (auto)biographies.

So why lavish this much attention on Robert—glorious, gawky Robert, who has no knowledge of my existence, and who might even be repelled by the intensity of my interest in him?

Here is a new theory: I believe that part of it is due to my age. If I were 20, and still in school, I would have an abundance of handsome, exciting young men from which to choose (and choose I did, ladies, when I was that age...).

None of them, to be sure, would be Robert's equal—but their proximity, their accessibility, their warm, human REALITY would make them, though still inferior, entirely satisfactory.

But now...now I have had a number of years to learn how few exceptional men you might encounter, once you have exited the natural gathering place that is college.

From my current perspective, I can believe in the existence of these exceptional men, because Robert exists—and Robert, logically, cannot be the only one.

But the seemingly insurmountable problem is that they are dispersed, anonymously, throughout the world. I am stuck here, but these fabled males are scattered—and this means that my chances of locating one of them, while pinioned to my current location, are depressingly low.

How tantalizing, then, to have Robert brought to us—right into our homes, via the computer!—with such frequency, and in such exhaustive detail. We enjoy the illusion that he is so close, so palpable, so knowable.

And yet we (that is, I) remain unknown to him.

Kathy#1 said...

Goz, love this article. Wish you could have printed the whole thing...I think it is apropo that there is a rainbow over him..that's what we all think of him anyway...the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. That fan was a lucky biatch... :-)

Kathy#1 said...

Shani/Sho, you are right.. that person is sooo funny. hot british trailer trash...I laughed my ass of on that one.

captain said...

Hi Mrs. R!
Intriguing thoughts indeed. I, like you, and probably many other Robsessors, have the same dilemma of wanting to snap out of it but can't. In the mean time, all this mindlessness is blissfully exhillarating!

Unknown said...

Ladies you've said it all. Too bad we can't clone Rob.

Anonymous said...

I read this yesterday too.
And I am ROTLMAO when I read this
for what may be the 40th time.

I adore the chick who wrote this
and I think she should consider becoming
a journalist/writer.

Anonymous said...

Loved this fan report! I also love that rainbow..poetic!

albaville said...

HIS SMILE IS PRICELESS AND IS KILLING ME ALL THE TIME..HE'S SO GOOD TAKING ALL THE PRESSURE AND THE CRAZY PAPS AND FANS..HE'S SUCH A GREAT BEHAVIOUR..IS WHAT I LOVE MORE OF ROB..HIS WONDERFUL BEHAVIOUR..LOVE U ROB!

Looky Looky said...

Well spoken, Mrs. Robinsane, well spoken. It is always a pleasure to read your posts.

I agree - the internet is our dealer, enabling our fix. I am a closeted follower and have made peace with that fact. Were I still in my early twenties, I expect I would be less interested, perhaps?

An interesting puzzle...

*shyly waves to all and peeks out of the closet*

 
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