MTV staffer reviews an Edward doll

Here are her Top 5 Reasons to Love this doll:

1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.

2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.

3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.

4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.

5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.



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Melissa said...

LOL....hahahaha...No no Ipods have made it in to the washer this evening...I'm still pissed about that!! AH!! LOL

Rose said...

Hey Melissa!

Melissa said...

Helloooo Arden and Marcy!!!

Thanks, Ellie...sorry I don't have any f-ing bs pics....LOL

I WISH!!!

Ellie said...

Well, Marcy, you fit right in! haha

lmao on the ipod, Melissa...oops, sorry , those cost a lot. Still, funny.

Melissa said...

Hey Rose!!!

Anonymous said...

ellie, do you know an arden or something?

Anonymous said...

Marcy, nothing against you per say. Just that the events in the naughty room are nothing that should be shared with a 15 year old. I am Rob Pattinson not R Kelly. I'm sure you're a sweetheart, as I said, call me in five years.

Melissa said...

I know...it was mucho expensive...I told him he is going to have to earn a new Ipod back by doing dishes...hehehehe

Rose said...

LOLOLOLOL Rob!!!

Melissa said...

RKelly is nasty

Rob RULES!

Ellie said...

No. Only saw Rob mention her, but saw no post.

Kat said...

Arden popped in with a comment, deleted it then left... strange!

Anonymous said...

Arden said something about being 28 in a 15 year olds body. That's just creepy.

Anonymous said...

ROB, what's the "naughy room"??

oh, and for the record Arden wont be joining us anymore because i logged back on my gmail, shes a friend from my school in arizona :)

Rose said...

I never saw any Arden...are you really sure she was here?

Laura said...

Yeah, I saw Arden pop up, too. I saw what she said but I don't think I totally understood it...LOL

Melissa said...

Totally creepy...I maybe want the body of a 21 year old...my long lost 21 year old self lol

Laura said...

LOL Rob!!!

Anonymous said...

i deleted her coment, she was trying to help me refute robs comment about "me scaring him"

Anonymous said...

I'd love the body of anyone, I'm so lonely.

Laura said...

I don't think it was YOU that scared him Marcy. Just the threat of the statutory rape charge.

Anonymous said...

shes from swenden, so yeah...shes really cool,

Jewels64 said...

Chapter 12 is ready for upload!

Here goes....

Laura said...

Rob, just name the time and place and my body is yours!!!

Anonymous said...

anywayz, Rob whats the naughty room???

Anonymous said...

I'd say, use your imagination for the naughty room. If you've read I Love LA like you said, you'll probably figure it out pretty quick.

Rose said...

{{{JULES}}}

Melissa said...

Hard to believe that one ROB! :)

Thanks Jules...I can't wait to read it!

Anonymous said...

Laura, yes that's it. Thanks for helping out.

Naughty room as a reward?

Melissa said...

BAH! The Naughty Room!! LOL

Kat said...

Chap 12... no shit! Wahoooo!

Anonymous said...

where is it? (the naughty room)

Rose said...

God, I love Jules writing...
I'm so excited!

Anonymous said...

Ellie, do you have the key? I seem to have lost my copy.

Jewels64 said...

Ah, now that's done...It's playtime girls!

Melissa said...

Heeellllloooo Jules!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Jules, where have you been. You missed your slot (I said slot) in the naughty room! I've been so lonely.

Kat said...

Hey Jules.

Ellie said...

Jules, so excited for this chapter...reading before be.

Rob, the key is in the usual place...care to come get it??lol

Marcy, the naughty room is in our minds...you have to use your imagination.

and Jules,I'm sure you used your imagination tonight~~~you get Rob in the naughty room first!

Rose said...

Even Rob is making every word dirty...lololol

Anonymous said...

I guess everyone left to read Jules chapter?

Jewels64 said...

C'mere Rob...I got something to show ya... I hear you're a boob man... Welcome home Baby!

Rose said...

I'm saving Jules chapter until right before I go to bed...

Anonymous said...

Rose. Of course. You ladies taught me well.

Ellie said...

Nope, still here~~Let's go to the N.R. before they all come back here. I've got your suspenders!

Anonymous said...

Ellie, throw me the damn key. Jules has her tits out.

Ellie said...

Aw, Jules, you're still here. Okay, I'll wait my turn.

Jewels64 said...

Hey everyone...sorry I haven't been on too much, but I went a little beserko myself earlier... In a much happier place right now feeding my oh so unhealthy obsession....

Rose said...

hahahahahahaha

Ellie said...

Here, catch them with your ass.

Ellie said...

Better yet. let's play ring toss...

Kat said...

I think I'll save chapter 12 for before bed otherwise I won't be able to concentrate on here.

Rose said...

Rob is killing me here

Kat said...

I have to disagree. This is a VERY healthy obsession. Look how many unicorns we get out of it and they say unicorns help you live longer.

Jewels64 said...

I'm skeeered of you Ellie...Jesus..I leave for a couple of hours to have a Random Emotional Breakdown and I come back to this? FUCK!

Ellie said...

Reading before bed.Definitely a good idea.

Marcy, you disappeared again?
TwiHeart?

Rose said...

Jules, I'm glad you are in a better place :)

Jewels64 said...

I'll BRB! MORE WINE!!

Rose said...

unicorns do get the blood pumping...

Anonymous said...

Rose. So I hear you want to teach me some new naughty words with visuals tonight, is that right?

Kat said...

Everything OK Jules?

Ellie said...

Jules, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Anonymous said...

yupp, im here you guys sorry!

Anonymous said...

I have plenty of unicorns to hand out tonight. Mama P has been feeding me well, I have lots of energy.

Anonymous said...

i know just what to teach you rob...

*devilish grin*

TwiHartRK said...

I'm back - my attention is a bit divided at the moment. Hi Jules - you fanfic Goddess.

Rose said...

Rob...I am willing to teach you anything...or be an apt pupil...

Anonymous said...

Marcy, I'm warning you. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Anonymous said...

lol, rob what do you need to learn?

Ellie said...

MARCY! You catch on quick, girl!

Rose said...

I'm so loving Rob right now.
LMFAO.

Melissa said...

Jules! Everything OK?? Anyhoo, I hope so...I just finished Ch 12-awesome...

I promise no spoilers...LOL :)

Anonymous said...

holy shit rob! get over yourself!

Jewels64 said...

Kat I'm working through it. I just feel like a complete idiot for trusting someone and trying to reach out to them and having in thrown back in my face...but life is good!

Anonymous said...

Three years ago you might have been on my hair licking squad, just to young and it feels dirty and wrong.

Jewels64 said...

Thanks Melissa! No spoilers...that part was needed I think....

Kat said...

Jules, do I need to kick some ass?

Anonymous said...

you think your to cool for me? helloo, you haven't seen ME...


[ok that really makes no sense but whatever, i tried...]

Anonymous said...

That sucks Jules - suck Jules - Rob that was an order

Melissa said...

Rob-dirty and wrong can be gooood...but sorry, not where 15 year olds are concerned...

Jewels64 said...

No, because she's not worth it. She is who she is. Not my problem anymore.

Rose said...

Oh Jules...I'm sorry :(

Anonymous said...

Even if I saw you, you'd still be 15!

Melissa said...

Jules, perhaps some unicorns are in order?? :)

Anonymous said...

I'm sucking for my life, aren't I Jules?

Jewels64 said...

Omigod, those words Unicorn Fairy...did you do that on purpose cuz I'm all tingly now!

Ellie said...

Jules, read it. Mot the chapter.

Anonymous said...

rob, i know i'll never be with you in that way, but can we at least be friends, you can't just cut me off!!

you can be my older brother!

Ellie said...

*Not

Jewels64 said...

Licking is good too Rob....

Anonymous said...

A good rogering from a 30+ sexy woman is all I need. It maybe dirty and wrong, but it's SO right.

Ellie said...

Okay, catching on, now. lol

Jewels64 said...

Ellie? WTF?

Jewels64 said...

Feeling a little Shagtastic are ya Rob...YEAH BABY!

Anonymous said...

Marcy, friends it is. Of course.

Jules, I can lick you from head to toe if you'd like?

Melissa said...

Rob-you're my hero!

Anonymous said...

Rob - unicorns are in order. This rounds on me.

Jewels64 said...

Start at the toes and work your way up...I'm kinda creamy in the middle...

Rose said...

Robs tongue can make anyone feel better...

Anonymous said...

Rob, even though youre sick as hell and mean to me, i still love you as a friend...

Melissa said...

UnicornFairy-NO COOKIES!! Ok?? They SUCK! LOL

Anonymous said...

I'm feeling very shagtastic this morning yes. I'm hoping the queue for the naughty room is LONG and READY and WILLING. I had extra hot pockets for tea to build my strength up and I haven't jacked off in at least an hour!

Melissa said...

Creamy in the middle, huh Jules? LMFAO!!!!

Anonymous said...

I love you too Marcy. Really I do. Just not in "that" way.

Jewels64 said...

WANKER ALERT!

Kat said...

Jules... I was really hoping I could kick some ass. I'll put my spike heels away. Unless you'd like to see them Rob?

Ellie said...

Jules, check email... lol

Rob, hot box creamy delights are my favorite...how 'bout you, love?

Kat said...

Wanker where?

Laura said...

Said it before, and I'll say it again....
I HATE THIS FUCKING COMPUTER!

Sorry girls. Missed most of the convo!

Jewels64 said...

Yeah, Melissa, ever since Kim came up with those damn cookies...I laugh my ass off...

"Creamy HOT BOX delights!" :)

Anonymous said...

I like any kind of biscuit, as long as it's crumbled on me and eaten off by you.

Anonymous said...

you guys still having cyber sex, in a random comment section, or are you over that now...?

Anonymous said...

No cookies - just hot box creamy delights for Ellie

Kat said...

We're always having cyber sex here. :-)

Anonymous said...

lol rob...obviously not...

Melissa said...

Ah, the damn Creamy Hot Box Delights....now I see...LOL NICE!

Laura-time for a new computer perhaps??? I'm up for a new one as well...I just yell profanities at the one I have

Kat said...

Hey Laura. Welcome back... we missed you.

Anonymous said...

oh Kat, youre so desparate for rob in the most harmful ways!

Jewels64 said...

We're one big happy incestuous family round these parts..

Melissa said...

cyber sex with rob= pure bliss...

LOL

Ellie said...

Thanks Unicorn Fairy, you're my favorite fairy...lol

Kat said...

Everyone is desperate for Rob around here. Hence it being called Robsessed :-)

Rose said...

one continuous unicorn...

Melissa said...

No, no Marcy-they are not harmful...they are GOOD! :)

Jewels64 said...

My favorite fairy is Tom Cruise....

Kat said...

Sorry Marcy, that sounded bitchy. Didn't mean it to... my bad.

TwiHartRK said...

Yelling profanities, writing profanities, it's all good.

Melissa said...

Tom Cruise wears high heels...LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh, the bitchiness is coming out. I love that. Come be bitchy with me.

Rose said...

Kat, I love you fucking bitchy...

Jewels64 said...

Hey TwiHeart...way to come to the Robkat rescue! Hmmmm....You have potential....

Kat said...

I love me being bitchy... it goes well with the red hair. People expect it.

Melissa said...

Bitchy is best in my book...lets people know you're a little nuts...and we all know who likes nuts girls right???

Anonymous said...

wow rob, sound like your the desparate one...

Melissa said...

True, TwiHeart...the force is strong in this one.... LOL

Anonymous said...

kat, it wasn't bitchy, just true...haha, i was totally agreeing with you

Anonymous said...

Nope, not desperate. Just enjoying life with a group of experienced mountain screamers. I'd be stupid to pass that up.

Jewels64 said...

Alright, we need to start putting a disclaimer in that after 10 pm Eastern time...all little white tea gloves are off and it's time to pour gin in those fucking tea cups and have a real fucking party with women who like to speak their minds!

A well behaved woman rarely makes history....

Ellie said...

Desperate Rob is a fun Rob.

Anonymous said...

so lucky youre a redhead!!

im a god-damned cursed brunette! it's soo boring being me!

Kat said...

Jules... that reminds me of a funny story... it's gonna take me a while to type. So hold on...

Laura said...

Missed y'all too, Kat!

Melissa--this is a fairly new computer, but it sucks!! It's an Apple Macbook laptop! But it takes like 20 minutes to load a page sometimes!! Crazy...

Melissa said...

Jules, my white gloves are off...And I will take Vodka in my tea cup, thank you very FUCKING much...LOL

Rob-Mountain Screamers?? ME LIKEY!!

Rose said...

Jules...I fucking love you.
No bullshit.

Ellie said...

Marcy, your true age is showing... lol

Jewels64 said...

Marcy...I've been a redhead, a blonde (still right now), a brunette...

Woman's perogative to change our haircolor, change our clothes 5 different times before going out, and change our minds all the time!

Kat said...

You saw my pics, you should know I'm a redhead... actually, Rob was in them, you likely didn't notice me. Ha... I get it now.

Melissa said...

Laura-thanks for that bit of info...we were thinking of buying the same laptop...maybe not now if it keeps me from Robsessed!!! LOL

Ellie said...

Hey, I fucking love all of you...Rob, you especially, babe.

Anonymous said...

rob are you still there, or is your head off somewhere in the naughty room?

Rose said...

fucking bullshit pictures.

Jewels64 said...

Yeah Melissa, Mona wikied "Cougars" one day. She really wikied that shit! An alternative name was "Mountain Screamers"! LOL!!!

Kat said...

Can't be arsed writing me funny story now. It won't be funny by the time I get it written... yes, I'm ramblong to myself.

Anonymous said...

Who's next. Jules is DONE... well and truly.

Melissa said...

Kat-!! I noticed you!! Maybe for only like a second but still-you were in there!! LOL

Marcy-red hair, brunette...its all good...I have worn them all!! Its fun to change your hair color...

Rose said...

where the fuck did Rob go?

Anonymous said...

Kat--I'm waiting for your funny story!

Good evening

Ellie said...

Me, I'm next!!!

Jewels64 said...

If it's anything like my high school graduation tea...it's fucking funny!

We had moonshine in teacups, I was given a subscription to Playgirl and a box of condoms. And a stripper showed up!

This tea was thrown my my Mum's friends!

Kat said...

Cahrollah... I'll e-mail it later. I need to attach pics for the full effect!

Melissa said...

HOLY SHIT BALLS JULES!!!!!!!!!!!! That is freakin hilarious!!! I think "Mountain Screamer" sounds better than "Cougar"...more sophisticated if you ask me...LOL

Ellie said...

Cahrollah, hi, honey!

Jewels64 said...

*Smiles wickedly*

APPLE DON'T FALL TOO FAR FROM THE FUCKING TREE HERE!

Anonymous said...

i never died my hair before, but by the sounds of it, you guys HAVE! which one did you like best?

Anonymous said...

Come on in Ellie. Any special requests tonight?

Anonymous said...

Oooh can't wait Kat!

Hi Ellie!

LOL Jules you crack me up...don't ever stop being you.

Jewels64 said...

Say it...Say it out loud! Say it!

"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"

Rose said...

Hey Cahrollah :)

Melissa said...

Hi Cahrollah!!

Kat said...

"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"

Rose said...

"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"

Laura said...

Ok. I officially give up on this computer. I'm getting pissed!!

I'm off to take a bath and then I'll come back and see if the computer is behaving itself.

I'll see you in the shower, Rob?

Anonymous said...

jelwels take your multiple chill (and other) pills

Kat said...

I think my story may dissapoint, it's not rude!

Ellie said...

Hmmm, uh, I, ummm, I dunno, Rob.
I't bizahhh.
It's all good.
Rock my world anuway you lick, I mean, like~~

Jewels64 said...

HAPPY LATE AUSTRALIA DAY CAHROLLAH!

Melissa said...

FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMERS FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!

Jules-was that "out loud" enough? Edward would be proud... *wink-wink*

Ellie said...

"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"



Okay, ready now, Rob.

Rose said...

bye laura:)

Anonymous said...

Ellie, do you mind if I run off and shower with Laura. I'll be right back.

Anonymous said...
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Laura said...

Hey Cahrollah!

Bye everyone! See y'all later hopefully!

Olive juice for now!

Melissa said...

Kat I am never dissapointed by rude stories... just do it.

Kat said...

Bye for now Laura.

DirtyD said...

Hi ladies :)


Jules- just read your new chapter. I loved it of course.

Jewels64 said...

REALLY? I'm not good at opening child proof caps Marcy...maybe you could do it for me... LOL!

I need, I need my medication!

Ellie said...

later, Laura..Olive juice.xoxo

Rose said...

Hey Dana:)

Anonymous said...

hahaha, yeah id be happy to...

Kat said...

Melissa... it's not rude, that's the problem. Just funny.

Melissa said...

Bye Laura-have fun in the shower with Rob!

DirtyD said...

Rose- your avatar kills me. Just so ya know. First Trixie. Then you. That damn jaw of his does it to me every time.

Jewels64 said...

Hey Dana!

Rose said...

The only thing I need to swallow...is Rob.
;)

Anonymous said...

jewels, what is this about your chapter>> can you send me the link??

Kat said...

Hey Dana

Rose said...

Yours does the same to me, Dana!

Ellie said...

Sure, Rob, go ahead. Coconuts! don't forget the coconuts!

Olive juice Cahrollah!

Jewels64 said...

AW Marcy..I'm so glad I have someone to look after my tired old ass... Can you pick my cane up now?

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