MTV staffer reviews an Edward doll

Here are her Top 5 Reasons to Love this doll:

1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.

2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.

3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.

4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.

5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.

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TwiHartRK said...: Night mountain screamers. Rob, it's a good thing your young, don't let them rip you apart too badly. Ladies save some for me. I'm leaving and taking the Unicorn Fairy w/me. Might check back later if I can. Olive Juice.; January 27, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Well hello Dana. I am going to be busy tonight.; January 27, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Melissa said...: Hello Dana!

Kat-like funny "ha-ha" or just funny?; January 27, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Ellie said...: Hi, Dana! xoxo; January 27, 2009 at 11:11 PM
DirtyD said...: Rob- damn right you are.; January 27, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Kat said...: Melissa... what on earth is the difference?; January 27, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Anonymous said...: you really had to post that one twice? maybe i need to give you your alheimerz pills too,?; January 27, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Jewels64 said...: Els...check your email...; January 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm chewing on my thumb, my LONG thumb, just for you.; January 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Hi dana, nice to "meet" you, im Marcy...; January 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Jewels64 said...: Alright Good night folks it's been fun..; January 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Ellie said...: G'night, Twi, sweet Rob dreams to you!; January 27, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Melissa said...: Honsetly, Kat, I have NO IDEA. I just like saying it....I enjoy being a smart ass as well.; January 27, 2009 at 11:13 PM
DirtyD said...: I think I need a drink, or a cigarette and I don't even smoke. Fucking fan fic has got my mind in a tizzy. The word "stroke" keeps popping into my head. Stroke, stroke stroke....; January 27, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Anonymous said...: You off already Jules? Did I tire you out?; January 27, 2009 at 11:13 PM
DirtyD said...: Night Jules. Too bad I didn't come on here earlier.; January 27, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Melissa said...: Good Night Jules!! Unicorns all around!!

xoxoxoxoxoxo; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Dana - come over here and stroke this!; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Rose said...: Night Jules. Hope you feel better...and THANK YOU for the new chapter!!!!; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Ellie said...: k, Jules..
And good night, baby doll! Olive juice. (I'm on FB, too...); January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Melissa said...: Dana-which fanfic are you reading?; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Kat said...: Night Jules. Love you.; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
DirtyD said...: LMFAO; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Jewels64 said...: No, just finished with the conversation.

Olive Juice Robkats...I'll see ya in the emails...; January 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Ellie said...: True, Jules...; January 27, 2009 at 11:15 PM
DirtyD said...: Melissa- Which fan fic am I not reading is probably a better question.

I am reading a 4 part series right now. I am on the 3rd one. It's called Lessons in Life.; January 27, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Anonymous said...: bye jewles! Cant spell youre name but whateva; January 27, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, I see. Night Jules.; January 27, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Melissa said...: I think I have the link for that one...are they 4 separate stories? Different names? Can you tell I am obsessed with fanfic? LOL; January 27, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Anonymous said...: i think im going to bed now too, bye guys! nice talking to you today!; January 27, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Kat said...: I'm thinking I may bow out too. I have some fanfic reading to do, can't hold out on Jules for two long, I'm getting antsy.

Night my lovely mountain screamers. Olive Juice all.; January 27, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Melissa said...: night marcy!; January 27, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Melissa said...: Night Kat...I think I may call it a night as well...or just go read more fanfic...

Good Night!

xoxoxo; January 27, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Anonymous said...: cya rob! and ellie and kat and twiheart and mellisa and dana, and others im leaving out cause im fucking exhausted!; January 27, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Ellie said...: Good night, Kat! American Idol was fun with you and Laura!!!

Olive juice. xoxo Love you lots.; January 27, 2009 at 11:19 PM
DirtyD said...: Melissa- yes they are divided into 4 stories.; January 27, 2009 at 11:20 PM
DirtyD said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 27, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Ellie said...: I am also going to bow out here.Tired from the little kiddies today.
Dana, and Melissa, going to read Jules' latest creation and then off to golden slumbers with Rob.

Olive juice and enjoy your day tomorrow! xoxo; January 27, 2009 at 11:24 PM
DirtyD said...: Nite Ellie- sweet and sweaty dreams for you!; January 27, 2009 at 11:24 PM
DirtyD said...: I'm off too. My darling daughter doesn't want to stay asleep tonight so I have to go deal with real life for a while and then it's back to fan fic.

Nite ladies.
Olive Juice :); January 27, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Chrissie said...: I'm hoping for a life size inflatable one becoming available.; January 28, 2009 at 5:49 AM
Anonymous said...: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.the dolls is fucking bullshit.
it's completely ridiculous.
so do you love Bella and Edward dolls?????LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.; January 28, 2009 at 7:35 AM
Gem said...: heyhey jewels..i can imagine! cool so u working on a fanfic right now?? some of the stuff i'v read is fucking amazing!!

blackie..lol yep fanfic world is a wonderful one!! it keeps me entertained for awhile thats for sure!!

awwww rob was here and i missed it...damn, that sucks! knew i shouldn't have gone to pub lastnight! lol; January 28, 2009 at 2:04 PM