Stern Germany Scans

Our lovely Keely translated the parts with Rob for us and was rewarded with tons of air kisses :)) Thanks so much!

#1:
Snarly romantic

Rare a film was so longingly expected by it´s fans. Next week " Twilight" after the bestseller of Stephenie Meyer starts. In the USA the vampiremovie broke all records and caused histerical reactions.

#2:
Twilight activates the longing after the true love

Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are posing in the dark forrest. The actors got famous over night for their rolls in the film adaption.

...Edward is played by Robert Pattinson, 22 brit, who already had a tragical appearance in " GOF ", and since " Twilight" is besieged as a sexsymbol. Girls throw themselfes at his driving car, mothers gave him theire babys to bite for, Supermodel Tyra Banks offered him her neck...

#3:
The little cutout on the right of the second scan descripes the opinion of to young girls who aleady saw the film:
...But where is Edward? The door of the highschool cafeteria opens and in comes: a sleepy boy with disheveled hair, slouchy and a bloodshot gaze and you think: Jesus Christ, are you stoned, you shouldn´t smoke so much weed!
We grant he is good looking- but he is not our Edward...




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Source: http://www.lionandlamblove.org/

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Jewels64 said...

I love that movie Dana...I totally do the hand motions too!

Karla said...

Ok, I need to vent!!! So motherfucking hotmail told me that I've reached my sending limit for the day and those assheads CUT ME OFF!!! I mean, WTF????? I'm beyond pissed. I googled the error message and basically there's nothing I can do about it. Any suggestions? Other than me sticking my black spike heel up their candy asses!

Anywho, off to have a couple drinks with Doug.

Jules, cannot wait to read Ch. 5!!! Love you, girl!

Sabrizzle said...

I won't even bother reading that one Dana. I don't read fanfic unless it's rated M, I think I'm trying to fill the void that SM created.

DirtyD said...

There is a sending limit with hotmail?

Lynn said...

Dana---LOL you are so cute....rollin' with the hommies...classic!

DirtyD said...

BRB I need aqua.

Jewels64 said...

Karla, you're wearing black spike heels right now. I LOVE YOU! YOU KINKY BITCH!

Ellie said...

LMFAO, Karla. You are a hoot! A smutty, foul-mouthed hoot, but a hoot, nonetheless. So loving you for it. xoxo

Lynn said...

I don't think that Yahoo! has a limit...I doubt that I have ever come close if it does. I am planning to open a separate account tomorrow. Dh was a wee frustrated with the smount of emails today....yikes!

Jewels64 said...

Yeah Lynn, it was a little off the hook today....

Stacy said...

Hello hot Robsessors...how's it goin?

Karla said...

The limit is 100, so if you send 2 emails to a group of 50, you're done for the day. Apparently it's a spam reducing measure, but to me it's a fucking bitch! I'm soooooooooooo annoyed!!

Laura, add me on FB, ok? Search Karla Kaminski Woodley or add me through the other Robkats. Look forward to getting to know you!

Ok, now for a little rum and coke action (Coca-Cola, that is).

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Stacy! I tried forwarding Brooke's fanfic list to you earlier today but my email said there was an error in sending it. I will try again later tonight or tomorrow.

Jewels64 said...

I sitting here sipping on lovely shiraz... Felt the need for "red" wine...

Ellie said...

Okay, lovelies, I'm really trying to get to bed at a fairly reasonable hour. (read that as not 1 aAM).
Jules, you have once again outdone yourself with the fanfic. Awesome lady. Talk to you tomorrow.

Olive juice, my darlings. xoxo

Jewels64 said...

Jumper is coming on...Isn't TomStu in that?

DirtyD said...

goodnight Ellie :)

DirtyD said...

Kstew is in jumper at the end

Lynn said...

Ay, dios mio! I thought that I had accidentally hit one of the things that alerts you when someone comments on the blog....that will get an ass load of emails.

Jewels64 said...

Shit, they're talking orgasms now on TV. My brain is fucking bullshit fried!

Sabrizzle said...

Jules, I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to make my homework write itself. Not working so far.

Jewels64 said...

Thanks Els! Love you and all your help! MUUUAAAHHHH!

Lynn said...

Yea, she had a cameo....I thought it was bigger role.

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and naughty dreams Madame Ellie! xoxoxoxo

Jewels64 said...

Yeah, all the technology in the world Sabrina, and fuck it all when you end up having to do that shit yourself!

Lynn said...

Good night, Ellie!

Olive juice and sweet dreams!

DirtyD said...

Yuck to homework. Although the classes I took in college consisted of reading children's books and finger painting. Yes you can get a credit for finger painting and paper mache.

Jewels64 said...

Seriously...Is TomStu in it? Cuz, I may have to get off... *giggles*

Ellie said...

Real quick: Sabrina, just "accidently" submit one of Jules' fanfics as your homework...you're sure to ace the class and no more homework! lol
Hi and 'nite, Stacy and Karla! xoxo

Sabrizzle said...

Ugh, I am jealous of the finger painting. I'm trying to write a "persuasion journal" and I still have 2/3 of a page to write. And it's only supposed to be a page. I don't feel like doing anything.

DirtyD said...

Jules- I just wikied that shit and it said Tomstu was supposed to be in the jumper but then was replaced with Hayden Christensen. They wanted a known actor.

Lynn said...

No TomStu in Jumper....much Hayden Christiansen eye candy and that creepy Jamie Bell.

Jewels64 said...

Oh my god, i just found a hilarious RobStu bromance video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzoMmetgcj0

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, that would go over well Ellie! I wonder how I would convince her that I accidentally printed an email instead of a Word document....

Lynn said...

Dana---did you take Art In Early Childood...that is a kick ass class!

Sabrizzle said...

"I wikied that shit," Dana I love you for using that quote.

Jewels64 said...

Dana, you're awesome. Fucking delicious awesome!

DirtyD said...

Lynn- I sure did! We even sponge painted.

DirtyD said...

Luv ya too girls!

Jewels64 said...

All right Ladies! I gotta get to bed myself... but I get to reward myself with a little fan fiction first.

Nite all! Olive Juice...y'all really help to keep me motivated and push myself with "Utter Darkness!"

MMUUAAAHHHH! Much Love! Jules

Lynn said...

LOL Two of my friends were child development majors....I was pretty envious when they took that class. My faves were Abnoramal Psychology and Human Sexuality (not for the obvious reasons, duh!). Can you tell I never made it out of community college?
LOL

Ellie said...

Crap, didn't leave, yet...
Jules, that video was hysterical!

Lynn said...

Good night, Jules!

Sweet dreams and olive juice!

Ellie said...

nite-nite, again...xoxo

DirtyD said...

Sweet dreams Jules.

Stacy said...

I was a child dev. major as well. I quit teaching about 3 years ago to stay home.

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and unicorn filled dreams Jules! Muahhhh!

Stacy said...

I think I clear the room. LOL. Every time I get on everybody leaves. I'm getting a complex. I'm not staying long tonight though.

Jewels64 said...

I know Sabrina...the song was so fucking perfect!

Nite all! For real though....

DirtyD said...

I was a ech major too. I had a class of 2 year olds before I had kids. Now I stay home too.

Sabrizzle said...

Haha Stacy, it's not you it's the fucking bullshit time-zones.

Ellie said...

Stacy, I leave because I'm two or three hours ahead of most of you.
It's almost midnight here (and this is early for me...lol).

Okay, really going now. Really. xoxo

Stacy said...

I had 2 year olds for a while...twice. I also had infants - 1 1/2 year olds. I tried to stay away from the 5 year olds because it's not my favorite age. LOL.

Stacy said...

I know, I hate the time zone thing. I check in all day and nothing goes on. Then I have a time between 5-7 that I'm not really on and that is when all the action is.

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, I always check in around that time because the blog gets busy then. Thankfully everyone stays up pretty late on the weekends.

DirtyD said...

Stacy- I was an assistant to 1.5 year olds. Then I did a stint in a home daycare for a little bit where the kids ranged from 4 months to 4 years. Kids are so fun. Too bad it's not a job that you get well paid for.

Lynn said...

I know the time zones are lame!

I never finished my degree but I have worked and volunteered with children for the last 15 years.

Lynn said...

Dana---I also had a home daycare for a year and it about killed me...way too isolating!

Stacy said...

No kidding. The pay is crap. I was tired of getting paid crap to take care of other peoples children while I paid somebody to take care of my own. When my second came along I would have been paying more than I was making so I just left. I miss the kids and social interaction, but it's okay.

Lynn said...

Stay---I felt the same way...I have been a SAHM off and on for nine years. I just recently started working again but I don't have any childcare or preschool costs anymore!

Lynn said...

Sorry, Stacy....my c doesn't work!

DirtyD said...

Stacy- that was exactly my reason for being a stay at home mom. But once the kiddies are in school full time, i'll probably go back to work. Vacations in Hawaii aren't cheap!

Stacy said...

I can't work right now, even a crappy PT job because of my husbands job. He doesn't have a set "off" time. He gets off at 3, but if he gets a 2:45 surgery he has to take it and then he ends up getting home at 8 most nights. Plus he's on call a lot. When I get balls and ditch him, I will have to find a job.

Sabrizzle said...

Ugh, somebody shoot me now! I need two more examples of when I have seen a persuasive message recently and I can't think of any.

Kat said...

OK... I'm back. Watched December Boys, I still see little Harry. Yes, he has stunning eyes... but it's Harry - I feel like a cradle snatcher even thinking he has stunning eyes!!!

Lynn said...

Dana---I hate to be Debbie Downer, but, it actually gets harder after they are in school....you get tied up with activities, volunteering, homework and being home for them. Try for something on your child's school campus...it works out well!

Stacy said...

Oh just make that crap up. LOL. What class is it for?

Sabrizzle said...

It's for my theories of persuasion class, which I am not liking. Thankfully I only have 2 more weeks of it after tomorrow.

Lynn said...

Kathryn---December Boys is amazing...that Radcliffe kid is very easy on the eyes in that film.

DirtyD said...

Lynn- I forgot about all the extra curricular activities. I just need to win the lottery. Problem solved.

Anyway, that's it for me girls. I need to finish up these last few chapters and then off to bed.

Olive Juice
xoxoxo

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and happy reading Dana! xoxoxo

Lynn said...

Good night, Dana!

Sweet dreams and olive juice!

Do the SAHM route...you kids will appreciate it!

Kat said...

Lynn... I don't know... I mean, yes, easy on the eys... but it's little Harry fucking Potter. It's feels wrong and dirty!!!!

Sabrizzle said...

Feel dirty about it, feel like it's wrong.

Lynn said...

Kat---I won't even watch GOF for that reason...I don't need Potter fogging up my Radcliffe images. I just think of the six pack, the teeny trunks and that cave scene....no funky specs and brooms for me!

Lynn said...

LOL@Sarina!

Well, lovelies...I am out! Laundry calls, no matter how much I plug my ears!

Olive juice and sweet dreams!

Stacy said...

Fucking wind again here. I just had to chase my panties around my back yard. LOL.

Kat said...

In the cave scene my husband perked up with "oh, he found his wand!"... LOL!

And yes, I feel dirty and I feel like it's wrong...

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Lynn! xoxoxoxoxo

Stacy said...

I can't put Radcliffe and Hot in the same sentence. I don't know why. Rob, yes, but I feel beyond dirty if I did that. Oh and that is the sexiest thing I think Rob has ever said.

Lynn said...

*Sabrina

LOL@Kat....love the wand comment!


Dammit, I am really out this time!

Kat said...

Stacy... I agree on both points... Radcliffe has stunning eyes... but that's it. He's a BOY! A mere boy.

Sabrizzle said...

Daniel Radcliffe is totally not my style, I am content to just see him as Harry Potter in my mind.

Stacy said...

He's way to clean cut for me, even if he was older. I like that "dirty" badboy/goodboy mix.

bella's mom said...

Hello my lovely Robkats!

Sabrizzle said...

I like the dirty badboy/goodboy mix too, Stacy. I think that's why I like Dark Edward and Boycotts and Barflies Edward so much.

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Mona! How are you dahlin'?

bella's mom said...

I'm just fuckin wonderful Sabrina!

Sabrizzle said...

I'm glad to hear that, Mona!

bella's mom said...

And what have all you beauties been up to tonight?

Sabrizzle said...

Right now I'm trying to finish my fucking bullshit homework while hoping the ibuprofen kicks in soon because my back hurts.

bella's mom said...

awww I'm sorry

bella's mom said...

Um... did I run everyone else off?

Sabrizzle said...

Thankfully I think I'm almost done with this stupid assignment.

Sabrizzle said...

Lynn just left but I don't know what happened to everyone else.

bella's mom said...

Good, then you can go soak in a hot tub, that will make you feel better huh?

Stacy said...

I'm here sporadically. I'm reading and searching for ipods online.

bella's mom said...

O Stacy, Hi hun, my daughter just got hers in that she bought off Ebay.. its a 8 gig and she paid 26 dollars for it

Sabrizzle said...

That sounds like a good idea except I don't have access to a hot tub right now since I'm in my dorm. Too bad I'm not home because I have one on my side porch.

bella's mom said...

Hers isn't and Ipod brand its an MP3 player and does everything the others do.

Stacy said...

Wow. I'm looking for mass storage. Just debating on style. I have the iphone but don't want to clog it up with all music. I have my important stuff on there. I may have to check out ebay, thanks. I'm hoping for it to be a gift from my dear mom.

bella's mom said...

well that sucks Sabrina! We need to have a chat with these damned colleges about how much more you girls could "learn" if they provided hot tubs.. lol

bella's mom said...

Lol good luck on that Stacy!

Stacy said...

Yeah well.. One can hope right?

No hot tubs? That plain sucks!

Sabrizzle said...

LMAO Mona! I need to get back in shape before I have to go sportin' a bikini in a hot tub if anyone else is going to be around.

Sabrizzle said...

Now I'm fantasizing about Rob in a hot tub with me....

bella's mom said...

Ok so no problem then Sabrina.. just leave off the bikini.. lmaooooooooooooo

Sabrizzle said...

Hahaha, or wear it and let him take it off of me ;)

Stacy said...

skip the suit and the hot tub and go for whipped cream and make him lick it off. No need to waste time removing objects or drying off.

Sabrizzle said...

I have all the time in the world with Rob in my mind Stacy, so I think both ideas sound good.

bella's mom said...

There ya go, now wouldn't that make you forget your backache? Problem solved! A Robgasm backache cure!

bella's mom said...

BTW Stacy, I like the way you think!

Sabrizzle said...

Just thinking about it is enough to make me feel better.

Stacy said...

Ahh thanks. Usually my way of thinking scares people so I keep it to myself.

bella's mom said...

Not in there here parts cowpoke! We thrive on that kind of thinking! lmao

Stacy said...

Maybe he will give you DEEP tissue massage.

bella's mom said...

*these not there

Sabrizzle said...

LMFAO Mona!

Sabrizzle said...

That is another good idea, Stacy. Now if I could only make Rob do the things I'm thinking of in real life instead of just in my mind....

bella's mom said...

Yes, over your Gluteous maximus and across your Coccyx

Stacy said...

Oh umm.. I guess he could give you a DEEP tissue massage on your back to. LOL. So not what I was thinking, but you go with your PG-13 fantasies.

Sabrizzle said...

Rob really needs to get his butt back in California so I have at least a small chance of running into him.

Stacy said...

I'll stick with my purely "M" fantasies.

bella's mom said...

Hey it's gotta start somewehere, I didn't say it had to finish there.. lol

Stacy said...

Yeah, like Rob is hanging out in the OC. I doubt it. LOL. To boring here.

Sabrizzle said...

Hahaha, I like the way both of you think.

bella's mom said...

Well you have a better shot than I do Sabrina, I KNOW he would never end up in podunk central Texas

Sabrizzle said...

I know, but at least he's in the same state and if I go to LA I have a better shot of meeting him than when he's in London.

bella's mom said...

Well ladies, I hate to leave such gorgeous, like-minded company, but it's 12:23 here and I have to be back up at 4am. So have fun!

Sabrina hun, I hope you feel better!

Stacy, keep the thoughts going girley!

Sabrizzle said...

That sucks Mona!

Oooh, when I go home I might be able to go stalk the set of NM!

Stacy said...

This is true I guess. Although what would you do if you met him? I think about that a lot. I wouldn't do anything. I feel so bad for the poor guys lack of privacy I would consider it a small gift that I was giving him to not go all crazy fangirl on him.

bella's mom said...

You better think of me while you are watching girley.. lol

Stacy said...

Night!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and naughty dreams Mona! Muahhh!

I am starting to feel better, I'm almost done with my homework and Rob fantasies plus ibuprofen are making my back feel better.

bella's mom said...

Ok byeeeeeee! hugs and hornycorns to all!

Sabrizzle said...

I don't know, I wouldn't want to bug him but I would be kicking myself if I got that close to him and didn't do anything.

Stacy said...

I hear ya. It would be hard, but I just couldn't invade his privacy that way.

Sabrizzle said...

I think it would just depend on the situation, honestly. I wouldn't go interrupt him in the middle of dinner or anything. If I met him at a premiere or some event where he was "working" I kind of have an idea of what I would say.

Stacy said...

Well that makes sense. Okay, I am off to read some more. I am re reading I love LA right now. Love that one. Then I will go on to the rest. I'll catch ya later. Hope your back feels better.

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and happy reading Stacy! I need to go catch up on I Love LA, I don't think I've read the newest 2 chapters. I will go read that in a few minutes. Talk to you later! Muahhhhh!

eternaltwilight said...

Hello Robsessors! Anyone in tonight?

keely said...

Ladies,

a bit late for that, but I just want to say: don´t get upset by the comment in scan #3! Not everyone can have such a great tast on men as we have ;-))))
And the stern magazine sees itself as a very serious and " adult " paper, so I guess they like to post a comment of some so called critical kids.
Have a nice day everyone!

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