Hallmark Introduces Robward(Twilight) Cards


Okay, these images are really small but I think the one above says:
Something smells really good around here.
And we're not talking about the cake.
Happy Birthday, hummus.

*Hummus? Yeah, probably not hummus :)*

I always wanted to get a Valentines Day card with 2 extremely pissed off guys on it:




















Oh this one I like:





From E! Online:

Hallmark has already begun unveiling its awesomely campy new line of Twilight-inspired cards. New birthday greeters, featuring the likenesses of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and friends, will continue to make their way into stores through September.

But wishing pals and loved ones another year of life (a "big deal" and "rite of passage" if you're a human, as the cards say) isn't all the trinket dealer is selling.

The holiday helpers are also releasing seasonal creations for Halloween and Valentine's Day.

And better yet, many of the greetings don't just come with a dreamy picture of Pattz. They also have detachable bookmarks, sheets of stickers and built-in music makers that play—what else?—clips from the Twilight soundtrack.

Because a glimpse of Edward beats flowers, chocolates and jewelry any day.

See all the Hallmark goodness in the gallery below, plus, if you're trying to go green, click here for E-cards.

69 comments:

Marna said...

LOL, Goz the first one says HUMAN, not HUMMUS, Happy Birthday, human. Though I could go for some Greek food now.

Anonymous said...

lmao humus XD I think it says human ;)

kchambers77 said...

but we are a bowl of hummus to them so ooompa! a cullen.

you're right these cards are lame but oh so funny!

Gozde said...

I know it's human but where's the fun in that? :))

XOXO

Yvonne said...

LMAO @ hummus :)))

You're a riot :)

Oh, and congrats on moving up on the "Top Sites"!

Rhonda said...

This is so cheesetastic. I guarantee you I will get one from a friend. So far I have been gifted Pocket Edward, the Twilight Board Game, and the Sparkly Sweetarts (from my husband, on the last one). I don't have the heart to tell these people just cause I love Rob I do not need every piece of merchandise with his face on it. I just cannot see eating my birthday cake off Rob's face. The party supplies are the ultimate in crazy.

SeamusDuncan said...

Gozde,

Best banner EVER! That jaw, that face, he makes me just melt.

Congratulations on being #1. You deserve it.

kchambers77 said...

i think we should create our own. dipping our favorite dish in hummus as inspiration.

Karyn said...

I certainly whish there were more Jackson Rathbone involved...

Gozde said...

Thanks guys :) Thank you for voting for us! Muah!

I need to get some shut eye now. Had 3 hrs of semi-sleep last night with all the Rachelle hoopla.

Later :)

Anonymous said...

i would totally love to get one of these cards! hahaha. but i know that my boyfriend would not get one for me, he doesn't like the movie or books or anything about it. oh well. he doesn't have to. i love it and that is all that matters =]

A said...

"Valentine's Day card with 2 extremely pissed off guys on it"
:DDDDDD

Spot on! Thanks for the laugh!

Leann said...

heehee...what Marna said! :D

OK, these are really lame but I love them. What does that say about me? Better not answer that. :p

Damn Rhonda, I'd LOVE to eat birthday cake off of Rob's face! I'd eat cake off any part of that boy's body. Oh hell, just skip the cake...mmmmm.....

Haystackhair said...

LOL, hummus. They are cheesetastically cute. I'd love one. Have two nieces that I now know what cards to get from now on.

Anonymous said...

@Leann, Amen to what you said. Skip the cake, I don't need foreplay

kate said...

OMG, I am SOOOO getting these for myself! I sent the link to my BF but just in case he doesn't get the clue... And I don't care what others say, they're not cheesy they're HOT!!!

Lynda_Bluecanoe said...

These are cool! My daughter's B-Day is this November, grandaughter is September 18th, both are HUGE Rob fans, they'll go nuts!

Byw, I got some good news today about "Series City", I went looking for it last night, even at Renauld Bray (a French department store based in France), but I'm on the West Island which is highly English populated. Didn't see it, lots of other French publications though. Anyhow, DH posted on his Facebook page he was looking for it and he got E-mail this morning from a reporter he used to work with, she's in France at the moment covering a story and will be back in Paris this weekend and is going on a mission to try to find it, if she does she'll mail it to us..yay! Hope it isn't all sold out!

xoRobxo said...

OMG~first the paper plates and now this. I'm sure Rob is cringing. Whats next bandaids and toothpaste??? LOL
Ooohh I just realized those 2 things are actually good product tie ins with vampires~haha

kespax said...

Why do they spoil so many of them with freakin Jacob included?

I don't want Bella either just more Edwards, the Edward one with music looks nice.

Oooooo wonder if they have wrapping paper, I could wallpaper a room with that!!!!

keti said...

OH I'm sorry but I'm really missing ROB - he is in hiding :(
ROBwithdrawals to the extreme !!!
I hope he is enjoying his Pap free time, I know its selfish - BUT I MISS HIM

keti said...

@kespax - I'm hoping they come out with a NEW MOON bed'spread! I know there is a pillow case - cant wait to get my hands on that:)

Temptation said...

Keti according to RPAustralia Rob is filming in the studio, it's awful isn't it we have been spoiled for so long and now they just take him away. It's the bandaid theory "rip it off quick and it wont hurt as much". I find it bizarre that there are no photo's of him in NYC at any of the bars etc, remember how many there were of him in vancouver.

Georgie said...

I wouldn't mind that Robward pillow that Rachelle is hugging in an earlier post, that was on the backstage interview couch at Comic Con (I think Megan Fox had a hug of it as well).

Georgie said...

Hi Aussie girls - I'm in the office alone this afternoon so it's hard not to get distracted...

keti said...

Hi Girls, it is strange and I'm really sad, I just miss him - He has this major
effect on us. I feel like something is constantly missing and then I think OH
I haven't seen Rob for days .... Do you think he is in disguise??
oh !!! ( big sigh )

Temptation said...

I want one of these cards for my Birthday which is on Valentines day so I can have a double whammy. I agree with the pillow I love it, very very nice indeed.

keti said...

I want the pillow too Tempt. Sleeping on Rob every night - Maybe my Dreams will get better : ) lol lol

Temptation said...

I know he needs a break and all but I still think my theory is right, Summit created all the pap drama in Vancouver, if the truth is know Ted C. is probably one of the Directors at Summit. The Robsten rumors are great for publicity, they were always spotted out together. We know he likes to go out but we never see photo's, perhaps he has become a hermit????

Georgie said...

I'm just going back and looking at interviews at Comic con and older ones to get my Robfix during the current "Rob drought".

Temptation said...

I have back problems because I sleep on my side and have to sleep with a pillow between my legs, I have found the perfect sleeping accessory YUMMBO. I can say I have RP between my legs every night HAHAHA

Georgie said...

That'd be sad if he has become a hermit but if reports are right that he's out and about, he seems to be able to do this better in NYC than elsewhere.

keti said...

I keep looking at all my photos saved on my computer( big sigh ) "Rob drought". 4sure This is killing me.

keti said...

I'm at work girls, I'll be back in a tick - going in for a meeting.

Tempt - the pillow between the legs is LEGEND !!! YOU GO GIRL

Georgie said...

Was it one of you girls who commented on an earlier thread about a midnight NM premiere at Randwick back to back with Twilight? I'll have to check out some of the independent theatre websites in Brisbane to see if they're similarly as enterprising.

Temptation said...

Well girls the only thing to do is to go to NYC and track him down. Just have a quiet word that we are in desperate need of some pics and would he mind doing some sort of webcast for us on a daily basis. We will keep it between us and not publish it on UTube and in return when he comes to Australia we will show him around town and take him to all the scummy bars he like to go to. Sound Good

Georgie said...

My DH already sleeps with a freakin' bodylength pillow since his heart surgery 3 years ago - between that and the cat doesn't leave much room LOL.

Georgie said...

Sounds good to me Tempt, sure he'll oblige!

Temptation said...

I am the sucker that is flying up to Randwick with 2 16 year old girls. We are going to the Ritz, sounds like a great night it's nothing to fancy, I think I am more excited than the girls are though. Isn't it great that we get to see NM on the 19th at 12.01am sorry guys in the US we always seem to come last when it comes to movie previews so this is great news.

Georgie said...

Wow so you're actually travelling from Melbourne to Sydney to see NM? So are they OK with 16 y/o's in a licenced theatre? I guess if they're accompanied by a responsible adult - although how "responsible" can you be when Robward appears on the big screen LOL?! Kespax is also organising a gold class theatre booking in Melbourne.

Temptation said...

I can tell you know after 17 years of marriage my Rob Pillow would be getting more action than hubby. My cat also sleeps in the bed, how can you have a body length pillow??? I want one of those beds that have controls for each side and move up and down, man if I had one of those I would never get out of bed.

Temptation said...

The tickets to the Ritz are only $25 for Twilight and NM and I am going Frequent Flyer tickets to get up. I still want to go to Gold Class with Kespax she only works around the corner from me, it should be fun. I have to behave myself in Sydney although I think I will need tissues for NM it's going to have some sad moments and I do like a good cry.... Georgie did you say you had the RM script??? or was that someone else.

i am awesome-o said...

Just in time 4 my bday! sept 15th baby! Hahaha!

I'm sooo getting 1 from a friend. lol

Georgie said...

Sorry phone call...sounds fantastic and yes I think NM will be a heartrending experience.

Yes I have the RM script - just give me your email address and I'll send the pdf file. You can delete your comment afterwards if you don't want your email address to remain on public view.

Temptation said...

Sounds wonderful Im not fussed who has my email jo-anne.shepherd@bigpond.com . I just checked out the ecards - I love them, call me tacky but I think they are great fun. I will send one to hubby then he will really start to worry about me, before I had an excuse to go online I said I was trying to track down tickets for NM, now I have done that I need another excuse.

Georgie said...

OK I've sent that now Tempt. Don't you hate it when DH ("dear husband") is lurking around and you have to pretend you're on a different site? That's why I'm feeling like a kid in a lollyshop in the office alone this afternoon but not getting much work done ha ha.

Georgie said...

BTW I also had the Unbound Captives script sent to me this morning by RPattzgirl, so I'll clog up your inbox and send you that as well if you like. However the script may need major tweaking as Phineas (Rob's character) is only 10 years old!

Temptation said...

I have a teenage son that likes to lurke and he was horrified last week when he caught me chating to you guys, he wanted to know and I quote "what the hell are you doing? this guy is half your age, it's sick" teenagers don't you love them. I did have to explain that Rob and I were not about to run off and get married he is just a nice piece of eye candy. Lucky you clarified DH for me I was thinking "Dick Head" sorry.

Temptation said...

Thanks Georgie I will go over it on the weekend, Hubby goes to Singapore on sunday so I will enjoy the break. I was the same about reading Midnight Sun but I caved and I loved it, I was just craving more and bloody Stephanie Meyer through a hissy fit and said she had stopped writing it. I thought it may be a marketing ploy and they will release it at Christmas or when NM comes out. Did you read it or are you holding back.

Georgie said...

LOL "dick head"! DH is one of the things I picked up from this blog, along with zygote (young Rob), avatar (our little pictures) and ROTFLMAO (roll on the floor laugh my ass off)!

Oh I read MS all right - unfortunately Stephenie stopped before it got to the E/B love declarations!

Are you into ff (Twilight fan fiction)? That helps to sate the Twilight/Robward literary need.

Temptation said...

Loved the books, I gave them to my daughter for Christmas I seriously read all of the books in 5 days. It was the best thing, I tuned out to the world, I let the animals feed themselves (children and Husband) and indulged myself in the magical world of Twilight. I even forgot to eat, a great way to diet, there are certain chapters that I like to read again when I am feeling a little lonely. I tried to read Stephanie's other book "the host" and it did nothing for me. So if someone wants a new copy of the host just let me know and I will post it out to you.

Georgie said...

Yeah I gave the first 2 books to my 21 y/o daughter for Christmas and then only started reading them myself end-February, then I was hooked. I visited mum in Canberra for a week in March and bought the other 2 books and finished them there - mum always went to bed early so I got lots of reading time.

I'll send you some links to ff on your email.

Temptation said...

SPOILER ALERT!!!! RM SPOILER ALERT BEWARE!!!!!!! Georgie what have you done to me ??? TYLER ROTH, early twenties, handsome, lying beside a forgettable BLONDE, their intertwined limbs hint to the passions of the prior evening. OH MY GODDD, that's only the start of page 3 and now I know who Tyler is OH LORD, it looks like another food free weekend. Thanks Honey.

Georgie said...

YES and there's more to come. God I hope he does nude scenes! These might be the indoor scenes he's filming this week!! I sincerely hope this gets an MA rating over here.

Talk about food-free, since my Robsession I've been forgetting to eat too, trimmed off a few kg's and kept them off.

Temptation said...

NUDE SCENE'S puuuuurrrrrfect, my star signs said I need to learn the difference between passion and love today, I think I just had my first lesson. Well at least if Rob is filming in the Studio it gives us something to think about doesn't it.

Georgie said...

Don't forget to check out those ff links I sent you Tempt.

I'll tear myself away from Robsessing and stay back and do some work now!

Have a great weekend.

keti said...

I hope Rob comes out on the weekend!!

Temptation said...

I am putting my taxi hat on now and driving teenagers around - Have a great weekend everyone it is now 5 o'clock wine time.

Acid Burn said...

man, now a hallmark greeting card. shite

Anonymous said...

"love to get a birthday card with two pissed off guys on it." Gozde wrote. HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Yeah, these cards are kinda lame, but a good attempt any way and the TWI people will love them.

The Raor girls over at "Random Thoughts of Rob" are really digging "ROME ROB" the best. I think we should open a card company and put those out with NASTY sayings in them for our best friends with a sense of humor. :) LOL
Just a thought. NOT. LOL
love,
debbo

Anonymous said...

PS....
I sure hope ROB honey is getting a PIECE of this in merchandise sales......it would break my heart if he wasn't.

Same for the songwriting residuals....Marcus Foster and Bobby Long and Rob pattinson better be getting some song Residuals from all those albums that sold. I sure hope they got some. Life isn't fair if they aren't. ya know?
I love those guys....all four of them: Rob, Marcus, Sam and Bobby. Such great people and good songwriters all....They make me happy.
love,
debbo

Anonymous said...

OH shit...I forgot Sam Bradley needs HIS song residuals too....sorry Sam. :)
love,
debbo

Anonymous said...

Sure wish I was in TEXAS getting to hear singer/songwriters Marcus Foster, Sam Bradley and Bobby Long play at Twicon or the OTHER outside Twicon gigs they are doing. actually, fuck twicon, let's go hear them in the pub. :) Especially Marcus Foster.I love his music the most.

BY THE WAY, you guys.....if you haven't checked out Rob's musician friends: "MARCUS FOSTER" "Sam Bradley" and "Bobby Long" 's websites on MYSPACE you need to cause their music is AMAZING.

Check out where they are PERFORMING in the STATES too....all THREE OF THEM are in the USA now on tour. YOU WON'T BE SORRY YOU WENT to hear them play live!

But then again, I'd say 95% of you already know that. Just trying to help.....
Forgive me Goz.
love,
debbo

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Tess said...

Forget the cards... I'm still waiting for the anatomically correct paper dolls..

Kate said...

LMAO at hummas!!
I was wondering how long it would take for something like this to come out!!!

Latebloomer said...

This is disturbing on soooo many levels... I am officially 2nd hand embarassed for all the Twilight cast!

in a word.... Ewwwww!

Kelly said...

My Birthday is coming up... gotta tap the DH for a Robward card : )

RobaliciousLover said...

I was gonna say, it says human not hummus but I think enough ppl have pointed that out. I want a Robward card!!!

musicalblonde7 said...

yup, definitely says "human."
Goz you need to get your eyes checked...or at least a computer with better resolution. =]

 
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