"The Hair" Makes The New York Times

The New York Times for Delo (A Slovenian Newspaper). Thanks to Darja for the scan. We need material to get through these dark days of "No Rob in sight". Hope it's not like the big drought of 2008 where he went to London and disappeared :))





























Thanks to RP Source for always having the best picture gallery and for sharing the love :)))

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orion said...

Competition?!?!?

orion said...

There is no competition

Jewels64 said...
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rpattz-turn-me-on said...

would love to run my fingers through that hair

Jewels64 said...

Two of those pix belong to one of our very own dear RobKats!!! The two pix of Rob in the bright blue shirt were taken by our lovely Kat when she had the chance to meet him in Austin!!!

Sex Hair pix are the best! Thanks Goz!!!

Haystackhair said...

LMAO Goz. Le sigh. Le hair. Yum.

Anna said...

Good for Rob for hiding out! Ah, to be a fly on the wall of his hotel room...

(wait, that sounded creepy... oh well, if Edward can do it, why not :)

Steph is Legit said...

errant thought, but his hair color is gorgeous

Steph is Legit said...

errant thought, but his hair color is gorgeous

RPLover said...

oh, the hair! on anyone else it would bug me at times, on dear Rob it just makes me smile :)

that last pic is a killer!!
thanks Goz!

Steph is Legit said...

haha i talk about his hair color all the time.. people think i'm nuts

Rhonda said...

The man has the most beautiful mop of sex hair. "The unicorn forest" stands alone.

Rhonda said...

His hair color, btw, should be a new crayon name. Something lovely sounding. Cause I don't think there is a current color in the spectrum to do it justice. And do not EVEN get me started on the scruff. There are 67 varieties of lovely shades in the scruff.

Steph is Legit said...

i agree rhonda

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

i guess rob probly staying in for the weekend after last weekend hoopla,out of sight out of mind maybe

Steph is Legit said...

he can stay out of sight all he wants, but he will never be out of mind

kchambers77 said...

i think one of his ancestors was a viking. gorgeous

Alexpz said...

Tv Show, Twilight??? TV SHOW!??!?!....this guy needs better sources..ha! I'm hoping we'd get more of Rob during this months..

Steph is Legit said...

@kchambers...Norse god? lmaoo i like it

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Good morning ladies,

Ahh, the hair! On any other man it would just look ridiculous, but on him...it just makes me think of unspeakable places where I would want that hair touching me...

I want to bury my face in it, run my fingers through it...GAH!!!

I'm glad the pappz aren't finding him-but the dark days of 08-yikes!!

noisefaidaus said...

Great pics GOZ you really know what we need!!!!
But it kills me how people always focus on his hair, YES it is gorgeous but the man underneath the mane is even more so!!!!

Looking at these pictures though should put to rest the evil rumour that he never washes his hair, which he started as a joke.

mya bluesky said...

u're so right Gozde. These are really dark days of "ROb No in sight".i try to help myself with reading "The Bronze Horseman" that Monica (or maybe someone else) recommended several days ago in this site. i read it and imagine the whole alexander scene with Rob face, it helps alot.unfortunately i cant find the next two books of the series here, can anyone help me by sending me the link of the ebook??? i've searched at some books store but didn't find it. im dying to know the rest of the stories.

btw ROb hair is always amazing. i miss his long messy hair, i miss Rob so much...

Steph is Legit said...

@ mya.. if you go on amazon.com and put the search in for the book it should have the sequels listed as well

bbonin said...

my god. that hair and that scruff. whoo. he definetly doesn't has the scruff or the hair of a 23 year old. he's a beautiful man in ahead of his time. ;)

i don't feel so bad since i lust after rob which he's only five years younger than me. haha. just a wee bit bad cuz my DH feels left out ha ha ha ha! we sure have fun playing the vampire thing in bed. *giggles*

GHOSTGIRL said...

I've always love his hair color..the size not too sure about it sometimes is a distraction to see his perfect face but i don't think he'll make it grow as he did last year he definitely has cut it off since RM
I have to say I absolutely looovee his hair in RM!!verithing on that movie was great...I miss RM!!!no rob!!makes me sad but happy at the same time I guess he'd have some privacy after all

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@ghostgirl.
I loved his hair in Remember Me as well..

it was the perfect length and style..

Actually, I love it no matter what the length or style, but I'm partial to RM hair.

phosphorus said...

Can't remember if the posting of the fug girls about Rob was posted here back then. It's old (March 2009) but nice and funny:
Well Played: Robert Pattinson

They also had something to say about KStew's outfits (quite a lot, indeed):
TCA, the mullet, MTV Movie Awards, Twilight on Ice, Teen Vogue cover and Twilight premiere.

phosphorus said...

Here's the first one about Rob, they're taking the piss out of him.

AnnaD said...

I love his hair and I'm jealous of it. I decided awhile ago that he has such awesome hair because he doesn't wash it every day (it's not good for your hair to wash it every day). I really think that's why it's so amazing.

RPnKSaddict said...

That sex hair is his and his alone. No one else can pull off that look.

We must be Robsessed when we consider one week without Rob a drout.LOl...

The weekend is still young, please Rob, and Kristen, do some partying tonight! (cough cough,it's for their benefit of coarse.)

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

I'm thinking (hoping) since it's the weekend, maybe another concert or pub? I don't want to see pappz photos, maybe a nice fan encounter?

Radar is saying BD will not be 3 movies as reported by Boo Boo..

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/08/breaking-news-no-5th-twilight-movie

Anonymous said...

one of my dreams in life is to run my fingers through that hair. there is no comparison.

mya bluesky said...

@Stephlegit:thank u so much for the info, but i dont know if i can buy it from amazon.com at my country. u know im in indonesia now, but i will try it.

Snarkier Than You said...

There is not a better way on the planet to start of a slightly-hung-over-after-Twilight-in-the-park day than soaking in some Rob hairporn. You rock.

: )

RPLover said...

lol, I love the fug girls, they're so funny! even when they're giving Rob a little crap-he can take it ;)

I miss him, too, but glad he's had a breather. ITA, rapattzgirl, a cool fan pic or two would be awesome!!

Suz said...

Again.. I say these words...

I want to live in his hair.

Living off of plumes of dandruff.

YUM

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

wondering, is Rob just staying in his hotel all the time while not working?

I hate that he can't go out at all..

I read somewhere, last week, that they had a nice jam session in his hotel, but not sure how true that is..

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

his hair always looks clean,i would love to give him a bath,wash his hair,dry him off and stuff........oh not for my own personal pleasure OH NO but for science research *wink*

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

rob and kris probly staying in,they dont want to cause another media storm FRENZY,pics of those two are worth thousands of dollars the paps are sharks

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@srp77,
That's what I'm thinking too...

sux that they ruined it for everyone else...

Of course, they could be staying in for personal reasons *wink*

Ellie said...

Damn, I love this man's sex hair...

*sigh

Good afternoon, ladies!!

cherifire said...

The pics of Rob at the Austin Film Festival have always been my favorite. His hair was wild, and he seemed so awed by all the love from his fans.

Yeah, Jules, sex hair at it's finest!

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

@rpattzgirl

so true!
for personal reasons. *wink*

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Nasty article about Rob:

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/ask_the_answer_bitch/b140651_what_happens_rpattz_when_twilight_over.html


Need to respond to this when I get off work...

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

yea i saw that earlier and i was like WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH? she dont know shit,i ignored the article because i was on the train and did not want to get upset but those folks over at E! online got to be fucking crazy (jealous much) for them to say rob is not a good actor WTF in any event robdont need to prove shit,he knows it and so do we

Karina said...

the answer bitch hates Robert, she loves making fun of him.

great pictures, he always gives good hair, the rome signing is one of the highlights of his jaw glory. I love some of the drunksy pictures from last year too where he's so dazed and confuzzled--you won't see that anymore with manager and agent always sandwiching his ass everywhere!

i liked kstew's dress for the tca,she looked like a teenager while all the other girls her age looked like desperate housewives pushing 40(and yes, I'm talking to you hayden panteirerererere and selena gomez). I wish she hadn't cut that hair though, it's really bad.

Unknown said...

I just commented on the answer bitch thread:

Hamill never creamed panties like Pattz--only scifi nerds boxers. Orlando had heat, but much of that was backed up by more se xual creatures starring beside him like Bana in Troy, and Deep in pirates, and Viggo in rings. He was never given his OWN vehicle to cream panties by himself.

Robert has obstacles to overcome no doubt--fans need to let him to de-edward in between films. He needs to prove he is a good actor, his first turns so far have been a mixed bag. But B!tch, your comparisons aren't comparable. I see Robert more in line with a young Pitt ala "Thelma and louise." He was no Olivier back then, his acting skiills lacked. BUT, he got onto that screen and creamed the H E LL out of every theater he played in.

Robert is a young Pitt, and Pitt could have gone either way too. Robert needs a little luck,some more work on his acting craft, and fans who'll let him ed-Edward. But he's got creaming appeal that hasn't been seen in 20 years since Pitt first whipped out a blow dryer shirtless.

aimary said...

never..no competition..ever!! Rob's hair is one of the best thongs about him... *sigh*

peeling a fig said...

Well spoken Rosa--

Cali said...

Ah rosa...such a mixture of deep devotion...and lust!! LOL

I think our man will go as far as he wants to...he has a life-long fanbase behind him. Not just the youngsters. What are we...invisible?! Sometimes I don't get it! IDK...maybe that's a good thing...we'll just continue to support him without all the fangirl hoopla.

enjoykim said...

@ myabluesky

The 2nd book is "Tatiana and Alexander" and the 3rd one is "Summer Garden".
Haven´t read the 3rd yet,but I love the 1st and 2nd book.
Still hoping they´ll make a movie...Rob as an officer-wearing an uniform...yummy...

Emily said...

I'll never understand how Kat restrained herself from touching Rob's hair. She was so close! It wouldn't sound THAT crazy to say, "when you're done with my autograph, do you mind if I run my fingers through your hair", would it?

It would?

Suz said...

I am pretty sure people in Austin DID ask if they could touch his hair..

I will defer to Kat...

It's her story to tell. Ohhhh Kaaat luv...
**************************************
Again, I want to live in that boys hair... nom nom nom

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Reg the bitch article, she says:

"Fans may love R.Pattz now, but kids also used to obsess over Orlando Bloom and Mark Hamill. The indicators for Pattz's future are not necessarily all that solid..."

Again, missing that it isn't just kids who love this man. And I don't remember ANYONE having sexual fantisies or dreams over mark hammill-EWWW...Even Orlando Bloom....

I realize she is talking about the tweens that can't tell the differnece between Rob & Edward-but come on-fans do have some brains...

"And don't even talk to me about Pattz's forgettable turn as Salvador Dalí. Did you stand in line to see Little Ashes? Exactly."

Actually, yes I did stand in line to see this movie, and I ordered from amazon.com/uk, and I bought a special DVD player just so I could watch his UK movies.

"Pattz has another big hurdle ahead of him, too, he has to prove he can act"

I think he's done that already..

Can I just say say, I hate that bitch!

Emily said...

Oh yeah. I've heard Kat's story a few times and I get so jealous. Super happy for her, but still jealous. I also remember reading a girl's account on IMDb of asking permission to touch the hair at the AFF. Rob said something along the lines of, "Umm....I guess so. It's really disgusting and greasy though."

I imagine it happens quite a bit.

Velvet said...

He's hair... I want to touch them!! :D

P.S. Check out my blog. ;)

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Phosphorus~Thanks so much for all of the laughs! I'm not a fan of stylists but she's definitely in need of one who will showcase her general good looks and cover the "spaghetti-noodle" legs (courtesy Thirtysomething on this blog) and take your eye away from the oddly-wide high-upper arm.

Also again, I must point out Roger Ebert's "Little Ashes" review, available on RogerEbert.com. Three stars, OK? He's the top US film critic.

Oh, and Rob's hair is perfect. ROBLOVE.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@Robsten-photos,

Nice work!

phosphorus said...

@ Chicago Girl: The two "dialogues" mad me giggle, too. I could almost hear Rob saying What? in the first one (Kristen asking him if he made it home the night before).

And that question from the second is also priceless.

Is your dress made of sweatshirts?

His hair OWNS a lot of people.

phosphorus said...

P.S. Yes, her legs are very thin but I'd trade them for mine any time. And her upper arms aren't that bad, perhaps she does a bit weight lifting?

I thought, she had a stylist. Wasn't there one with her in Japan?

Shani said...

Hey Chicago!! I haven't talked to you in awhile. And Roger Ebert did give a wonderful review of Rob's performance in Dali. He understood that Rob was young taking on a complicated role that a lot of A list stars couldn't pull off. He liked Rob's effort and thought he showed great promise.

I love me some Rob's hair. Rome Rob anybody!!! Oh and lets not forget Sexdrive Rob either. Wait a minute I'm forgetting about GQ. Okay now I can fan self. Fluffy goodness. Running your fingers through his hair would be heavenly.That reminds me of Mama Stew running her fingers through Rob's hair to get a piece of feather or lint out of his hair.See not even Kris mom could resist. LOL

But what I really love seeing is his fingers tickling the ivories. Here is a link to see Rob's other talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEyIqwCuW28

mya bluesky said...

@enjoykim: i only read the 1st book.i try to get the next 2 book,i eager to know the whole story. It will be great if it come to a big screen,especially with rob as shura. Oh rob where are u know?can u just let us to see 1 or 2 new pict of u,just to make sure that u're alright.

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

maybe later he will come out to play HA iam hoping,rob is very good at disappearing he could be a magician lol

RobLover said...

Hey Shani,

Gotta love the piano scene. If only his fingers could tickle something else...ah, the possibilities are endless.

Yvonne said...

This is what we've been reduced to....one line in a newspaper....however, it is an excellent excuse to re-post those fantastic pics of Rob :)

Please God, let him show his face SOON! I couldn't handle another drought like the infamous one of '08......

That pic of him with the scruff is enough to do me in. Mere words don't do him justice....

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

ummmmm the infamous drout of 08,ummmmm the dark old days,dont know if i can survive one in 09

LovetheLips said...

Yvonne - how are you??

The December drought was enough to convince my friend that Rob was sick or *whispers*....dead. CRAAAAZZZZZZY!

After a summer filled w/ pics of Rob, this short week has felt like ages without seeing his beautiful mug...these sex-hair pics are very droolworthy but I want more!!!! At the same time, I do hope he's getting some quality time away from the cameras, hopefully sharing that time with a certain someone....sigh....


@kchambers - love the viking comparison!!

As for my two cents about LA - I thought Rob did a great job as Dali and was brave to take on that role. I was moved by the movie as a whole.

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

everyday there are pics of ashley shopping with venessa hudgens and you see pics of nikki and the other cast out and about,i feel bad that kris and rob CANT do that anymore,they have no freedom,they are prisoners of their own success.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

It's only been a week, but it feels life forever..

But I agree, everyone else is out walking about-he just can't do that anymore...

At least we know he's fine-he was fliming the other day-

I'm sure he's being very well taken care of...

RPnKSaddict said...

About that article...had to simmer down a bit.
It's like "Duh"...
First, it hasn't even been a year yet since Twilight was released.He hasn't had much time to do much more than indies,and RM.

Second, for all of us who are Rob fans (not Edward) we know he has the acting chops to make it. We've loved,HTB,BMH,and HA. If I would've been in line for Little Ashes if I had acess to the movie.
Like RPatzgirl I went so far a to buy a region free DVD player so I could watch all of his movies.

Third, this person who wrote the article really needs to do her homework and realize Rob's fanbase goes beyond the teen crowd,and we'll be around for years to come to support him.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@rpaddict!
Yeah, I'm not the only one! My family thought I was nuts to buy a "special" dvd player..

Whatever...it was totally worth the very small amount of money!

RPnKSaddict said...

Damn Rpattzgirl your avi is Hot!! I had to magnify to get a good look at it.Cool....

RPnKSaddict said...

I'm to the point with my family that I don't give a crap what they think, I just keep my Robsession to myself, I just come on Robsessed to chat with you wonderful ladies who get it.

Shani said...

Hey RL!!!

Girl, did you write something on E!online post about Rob having no future as an actor?

I saw someone post as Rob Lover and thought of you. Whoever it was made great points about Rob's career. I hope it was you.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Me too...I come here, drool, go home look at my photos & posters, drool some more...makes me happy!

The avi, yeah...uhm, very hot...

Shani said...

Rpattz girl- Your avi is hot mama!!!

I want to steal it. Sharing is caring.LOL

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@Shani,
Steal away-we all need some hot Rob lovin...

phosphorus said...

Do we really need new pictures all the time to have some fun here? Or some interesting discussions?

I don't think so. Perhaps it'd do us good, not to have new pics. We'd have to come up with something new ourselves. Questions we have not talked about.

Yes, drooling over pictures is easier but sometimes it makes the commentary section almost a bit boring.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

See ya later ladies...

I'm off to spend some time with family to ease my guilt-then back to drooling...

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

i LOVED rob in dali,thought he did an amazing job,iam not just saying that because iam a fan but because its TRUE, the bitch who wrote that article obviously have some sexual fraustration because she CANT fuck rob *sigh*

Shani said...

rpattzgirl- Thanks!! Take care and have fun with the family.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Well, family not home, so back to drooling...

I found this hysterical "spoof" NM trailer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAppj00nZo

Agnes said...

The Arab world's Robert Pattinson:

http://www.wowowow.com/entertainment/liz-smith-kivanc-tatlitug-turkey-wow-world-chaz-cher-chastity-322118

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@agnes,

Wow, being compared to Newman or Redford?? That is a comparison I can take..that is a nice compliment.

Suz said...

Kelly and I were discussing a few weeks ago how wonderful a REMAKE of the Way We Were would be...

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@Suz,

That would be a great remake...awesome movie.

I would also love to see them remake Splendor In The Grass...

Unknown said...

the HAIR IS ALIVE!! ITS ALIVE I TELL YOU!! Its on a date with the mullet and won't be back until tuesday (extended vacation) their both getting extensions.

Then the hairs GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOME AND ...AND EAT YOU ALIVE.

There I said it.

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

whats all this crap on the internrt about rob being dead WTH iam getting so tied of this shit

nzkstewlover said...

*Dribble*

I love his hair shorter, though ^.^

Rominiwi said...

You know what?
I'm suffering more now than i did at the drought of 2008... 'cause after the 'remember me heaven' is just... i dunno... wrong? this lack of photos!
Anyway, if this means he's happy somewhere... i'll just deal with it.

BTW, those pictures are just... too much.
Lucky RobKats to meet him.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

@srp77.
Is that still going around?? I thought that was over....

**sigh**

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

@rpattzgirl

i thought it was over to until i got a news alert this evening saying he died on set ,with rob MIA they are just making stupid stuff up

Temptation said...

That top photo is totally wicked and I don't know about you girls but his eyes are saying a lot to me.

Now is this drought going to be similar to our water drought in Australia, we get some water where we need it but it doesn't quiet fill the rivers.

Don't get me wrong I am happy with a couple of pictures here and there I do think the main problem is we had overkill/floods with RM and we were just so so lucky.

Happy Weekend Ladies I hope you are all relaxing and dreaming sweet dreams....

RPnKSaddict said...

I miss the "sexpenders" havn't seen them in a while either....(sighs)

Suz said...

Hola Ladies...

What is goin' down...

Suz said...

and yea..

I said...

GOING



DOWN

Kat said...

Hola!

Lookey there... a couple of my pics made it into this blog post.... sweeeeet!

thirtysomething said...

howdy folks!

oooooh that new banner is UH-MAZING!!!

Suz said...

Yea Kat.. as Rose says..

Your Bullshit Pictures!

(miss Rose)

I love the one of his head... I want to live there... xxo

Suz said...

TS! WOT UP!

Banner is gor JUS!

xoxo

thirtysomething said...

kat: i thought some of those were yours! ah so lucky!

Kat said...

Suz... Amanda... halllllo!

I just want to snuggle up in a little ball in that head of hair... oh yum.

Suz said...

Kat is a lucky RK!

Suz said...

and live on plumes of dandruff..

nom nom nom

thirtysomething said...

'sup suz mcgee? ♥

Kat said...

Amanda... did I add you into my FB Robsessed photo album? Hmmm... must go check... I have it on RK privatenessss...

Suz said...

just a lil robsessing, u?

Kat said...

That banner is pretty divine...

thirtysomething said...

but all that hair is gone now... where shall we live instead?

Suz said...

yes Mandalicious.. you must find your name on The Pretty© It makes you feel, less anxious

thirtysomething said...

nope kat... i don't think so? ooooh would love to see though :)

Suz said...

we just have to make ourselves smaller... we can still fit....

squeeze in.... there ya go.

Do you want your ruff on toast or will you survive on bagel crumbs?

Ellie said...

Good evening, my ladies!!!!!

{{{HUGS}}} for Kat, Suz, and TS!!

Are we admiring that gorgeous head of hair on The Pretty???

thirtysomething said...

hmmm i like the sound of rk privatenessss btw ;)

i've been doing less robsessing lately... but those leaked pics sure did wonders for that!!

Suz said...

Ellie Mae!

Hello Gorg... {HUGS}

Yes we are admiring all aspects of The Pretty©

Did you enjoy Cedward tonight?

When he jumps out of that damn tree...

T
H
U
D

Kat said...

OK, you're in baby... you should be able to see it in my photo albums now... you're tagged :-)

thirtysomething said...

ellie!!! ♥

how goes it?

suz is squeezing me in... i can so live on bagel crumbs

Ellie said...

GAH!

My Booooooyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suz said...

Pfffffffffffffffft

Less Robssessing...


As
if

Kat said...

Ellie.... {{HUGS}} right back at ya...

thirtysomething said...

aaahhhh thanks kat! xoxo

Suz said...

Ellie, fancy mulling thing ova in the hot water?

OH MYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kat said...

I think we could all squeeze into that bath along with Ceddie...

Kat said...

... make his cheeks even pinker!

Ellie said...

Yeah, I'd love to mull HIM over in the bath...

thirtysomething said...

well less than usual... still waaaaaay more than most

Ellie said...

He really does have the pinkest cheeks, in that movie, doesn't he?



However, I'd like to check the other cheeks, really.

Suz said...

Gaaaaaah!

Pink Cheeks!

Kat said...

I'm sure we could make them just as pink!

Suz said...

I know what I'd like to do with that bloomin striped scarf....

DANG!

thirtysomething said...

i like the pink cheeks... i like them even better framed in scruffffff

thirtysomething said...

kat LMFAO @ the avi!!!!!!!!!!

Suz said...

And I bet we ALL love that he is..

aahhhhh

a rightie!

(and I am NOT talking politics!)

Kat said...

I like pink cheeks (either variety) between my thighs.... TMI? Really?

Suz said...

LOL @ Avi Kat

You are so much WIN~

Kat said...

Hahaha.... ;-)

I'll be back....

Ellie said...

Yup. I noticed that months ago, Suz.

Duriong our first GOF marathon...

Of course, I had to freeze the shot when I watched on DVD, afterward.


Of course.

Suz said...

TMI.. never!

thirtysomething said...

ellie: did you lick the screen on freeze frame?

Suz said...

and we thank the heavens for that lovely breeze that just happens to accentuate the "postive"

and of course we know the exact time..

1 hr 32 mins...

WOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thirtysomething said...

kat! haha either pink cheeks between your thighs... never tmi!

Suz said...

sweet cheeks

Ellie said...

1:32, huh? lol

Amanda, I need to keep a 6-pack of Windex by my computer, just for such occasions...

thirtysomething said...

my computer has perma streeks on it thanks to rob

Suz said...

we should invent Screen Wipers..

You know like the ones on Clown Cars

only ours WILL work.. with the push of a button..

Good for drool, licking.. we don't like things too moist

any cold wet thing.. (shudder)

Ellie said...

LMFAO, Suz!!!!!!

thirtysomething said...

yeah so we can feel like one of the people...?

you get the pattin...erm, patent, suz

Kat said...

If they sell Edward Cullen shower curtains then surely we could sell Robert Pattinson Screen Wipes.... leather and smoke scented ones...

Suz said...

you know me.. I am all about

the Pat(ent)inson

I am all over him..

I mean.. it.

Suz said...

how about Robscented..

I hear he smells..

LOL!

Kat said...

Leather and smoke... that's what he smells of... but I'd rather have the job of collecting his body oils to add into the wipes, yeah, I'll accept that position.

thirtysomething said...

are you telling me rob doesn't smell like roses & cigarettes? awww my fantasy is blown

Ellie said...

You mean like sunshine and rain and...sandlewood?

Ellie said...

Sorry, too much fanfic...

Kat said...

Ellie... it's rainbows and fluffy bunnies.

Kat said...

And when he cums on command it smells like apples and salt water.

Suz said...

no its sunshine, lilac and honey

Suz said...

Guys.. didn't you read the books?

Suz said...

Guys.. didn't you read the books?

Kat said...

What books?

Suz said...

lol @ apples and salt water!

thirtysomething said...

uhhh he cums on command? i thought he always did the commanding... or was it him going commando i'm thinking of?

Suz said...

Doomed Love by Virgil

thirtysomething said...

suz: you feeling doubly inquisitive?

Suz said...

when Edward tells you to Cum..

YOU CUM! STAT

Suz said...

no, that was my KSTEW as BELLA impression (Hospital Scene)

Stutter!

Kat said...

TS - yes, I've trained him with the cuming on command... it staves of the tears.

Doomed Love - I thought that was a kids book? No?

Ellie said...

Damn, where are my manners?
This is for you, girls ♥:

COCK






TWITCH




FOLDS



XO

thirtysomething said...

lmfao suz! k-k-kiss me

Suz said...

Yes Kat.. it's def a Picture Book!

Suz said...

Ellie Thank you for that

COCK

and I raise you

Three

TWITCHES
TWITCHES
TWITCHES

Ellie said...

i forgot the adjective: GLISTENING

Suz said...

Suz (using manly baritone)

It's my birthday
Can I ask for something?

thirtysomething said...

hmmm kat... i think i need to hear more about the training.

do you send your hot breath over the shell of his ear and say "do it, for me. you're mine?

Kat said...

Ellie... thank you... you know my CORE aches when you say those things.

Suz said...

Nothing. and I mean NOTHING

beats a

Glistening
Cock..

Unless of course, you are "beating" a glistening COCK

Kat said...

TS - how the fuck did you know that? That's EXACTLY how I do it...

Suz said...

HA HA HA HA HA

@ Kat & TS!

thirtysomething said...

kat: he told me he loves it when you do that!

ellie: thanks for the glistening COCK!

Ellie said...

Shit! I KNEW I forgot one: CORE!!!!!

Suz said...

just as long as you are pounding that shit...

lovingly

Ellie said...

You are all so welcome for that cock, twitch, and fold(s).
You can thank Kat for the CORE...

Suz said...

my CORE is QUIVERING

Kat said...

Until he cries Suz, until he cries...

Suz said...

I'd make that fucker cry....

It's not even a fucking challenge!

Ellie said...

Creature of Habit update!
The epi???

Suz said...

he would mostly cry.. when it was over.

thirtysomething said...

pounding that shit -- lovingly ALWAYS

thirtysomething said...

damn i REALLY need to finish coh now! i like it, but i cannot get into it for some reason... the vamp thing is always a killer for me

Suz said...

showoff

thirtysomething said...

hehe you can do it now too precious

xoxo

Suz said...

that is just fucking delicious

thirtysomething said...

*taps screen* anybody here? *sigh* they ran off to read COH epi... :(

thirtysomething said...

it looks so good on you too bb!

Suz said...

crickets

Ellie said...

Yeah, guilty as charged, re: COH...

(sorry)

Ellie said...

I am a slave to ff, it seems...

thirtysomething said...

hmmm shall we retire already?

Suz said...

yea.. we need to keep up our strength for

Banging Boys Til They Cry!


Night Gorgeous RobKats!

Ellie said...

I'm going to my comfortable g-spot...
Does anyone else have one??? :)

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