Rob tops MTV's 'SNL' Host Wish List

I am glad someone is saying it out loud because we have been saying it all along, Rob is a riot.

1. Robert Pattinson

Fans have been petitioning for nearly a year to have the dashing Brit take the "SNL" stage. Though Lorne nixed the idea for last season, he did tell OK! magazine that he'd be open to having the "New Moon" star on the upcoming season. Paging Kristen Stewart: we'd also love to see you cameo!

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67 comments:

Georgie said...

Rob as a compere: I'd like to see that!! Although we probably don't get SNL in Australia.

A said...

Hah! Wensleydale? Port Salut? A good Blue?

He can also be 'witty' so I hope he overrules himself and gives it a go. I think he'd enjoy it.

Marz said...

I think he'd be great on SNL! They'd probably spoof Twilight and HP, haha! (who knows? Maybe they'd invite Jimmy Fallon, too!! eeee!) Or, they could get him to do a song with Andy Samberg... oh, the possibilities!

RPlover said...

ever since I saw the Jimmy Fallon spoofs (thought they were frickin hilarious, btw) I've thought that he and Rob should get together and do one-that would be awesome! If Fallon can come back everytime Justin Timberlake hosts for the Barry Gibb show, he could make it to SNL for that! I'm on board, I think Rob should definately host.

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

rob on snl will be funny

Lisa said...

If Rob hosted SNL, it would be a good reason to watch it.

I don't think I've watched SNL since Debbie Downer went to the character breakfast at DisneyWorld LOL

mwah-mwahhhh....

Rhonda said...

It would make sense for him to do it in Feb as part of promoting Remember Me, since that is a NY story. I am all for this happening. He has wonderful comedic timing. Wanna see him do a video with Andy Samberg. That would be epic!

TwiHeart said...

OMR(honda)
That would be epic.
If you played Edward Cullen throw your hands in the ayer!!!
Yes, a good excuse to watch SNL
like it was to watch the MTV Awards
and the TCA
I love my DVR

Kimmie said...

It will fun and funny to watch rob on SNL. It would even funnier rob trying to hold in his laughter if there is a funny skit. I can't wait.

Kathy said...

It's about time...i've been thinking this for at least the last year. He would be perfect to host it..and then they should let him sing to. And the Kings of Leon should be the musical guest...heaven....

kespax said...

I reckon he would freak out at the thought of doing this.
It would be cool but he may be too nervous to cope with it - he doesn't get how naturally charming and amusing he is.

mya bluesky said...

hey..out of topic.
do you know jamie bower who plays caius? he said that he actually followed audition for edward rule but he didn't get it.
http://jamie-bower.com/news/?p=125

Thank God he didn't get it, i just cant imagine another edward except Rob.

flower said...

CAN'T WAIT!!!

rosa said...

I honestly don't know if live tv would be the best for my roberto. He's the same guy CH and Kristen joked about the fact he couldn't get through a line while filming without stopping and berating himself for the bad delivery. lol

I would be holding my breath the whole time, praying to all the sparkley gods to let him get through it without losing it.

ALTHOUGH, the effing comedic material writes itself....him at comicon with crazy twitards...him reliving HP4 with hermoine whispering to him she heard he had the biggest quidditch stick at school...bella getting to second base, unzipping his pants only to be blinded by the sparkley peen...oh, god, the possibilities are limitless for material!

rosa said...

oh god, and a skit with kristen dropping shit left and right....moonman, tca surfboards, a vial of biological weapory , and Robert trying to catch all the shit before she ruins the world...

robert doing a "misery" deuxover with twilight moms locking him up in a cabin and maiming him and calling themselves his number one fan...

robert driving girls wild on a the red carpet, but also turning all the straight men around gay too with their internal thought sounding off about it...

this shit writes itself..

Nikola Six said...

Ummmm...not sure if hosting a comedy sketch show is the appropriate way to promote Remember Me, considering the subject matter and especially in it's relationship to the city of New York. I mean, there's NO WAY anyone, anywhere could or would dare attempt to 'spoof' that story ('cept a cold blooded, unfeeling, heartless bastard).

No...if he's gonna host this year, it would be to promote New Moon. That they could have loads of fun with. Only thing is, it would take up an entire week of his time (they rehearse the show all week) when he would be right smack dab in the middle of the publicity junket for NM. Lorne Michaels would love it though. Talk about a ratings boost during Novemeber sweeps.

I think he'd be great although I think it would scare him shitless.

Nik

Nikola Six said...

Although...

Maybe Summit would let him off to do it instead of shipping his ass all over the country on another Hot Topic Mall Tour. Hosting SNL would definitely reach a segment of the audience that I'm gonna guess missed the first round of Twilight. Maybe that's why Lorne Michaels passed on him earlier thinking 'he's just another teen hearthrob enjoying his 15 minutes' AND has only of late realized (along with many others I suspect) that in a very short amount of time, Robert Pattinson has become the hottest young film star in the world (flashes in the pan rarely boost the Oscar ratings just by merely showing up OR have photographers at Cannes side step Pitt and Jolie to get to him)

Man oh man, whether he does SNL or not, I hope they don't send him out on that stupid tour again. I think it could be dangerous. He's too big now to participate in a fan related promo like that. How do you control it? It's not like you buy tickets to it. What if 5 or 10 thousand people showed up? He couldn't accomodate that many people if he stayed and signed for hours and hours (which he simply cannot do).

With this crazy lot, if they'd lined up days in advance (you know they would. Look at Comic Con) and couldn't get in to see him...

There would be a goddamn riot.

Summit...please don't do this to him again. Send the others.

BUT NOT ROB!!!

And come to think of it...don't send Kristen either. Alot of them despise her and if they think she really is with Rob, it could get a little ugly for her. If I were her, I would NEVER face this fandom ALONE. I'd insist that I have other cast members with me. Remember when Rob said that the crowds "scare her?" At the time he said it, he implied that it might have something to do with the fact that she's so little and just from a physical standpoint, she feels completely overwhelmed.

I would add to that that she also thinks they're "psychotic" and that they "covet" her boyfriend.

Nope. If were her, I would NEVER face them ALONE (and I'll bet Rob would put his foot down about it too).

Just some thoughts. Shit. It's 3 am. I gotta go to bed. Ain't insomnia a bitch?

Why yes it is.

Nik

Georgie said...

Haven't you gone to bed yet Nik?? Happy fanfic reading!

Purple83 said...

sigh...if only they'd actually do it...

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

yes they do covet her boyfriend and i think it scares her this probly why she always look terrified, poor thing and rob doing snl would be a riot he is funny as hell

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

hoping for a rob sighting soon,iam glad he is laying low and staying off the radar but I MISS HIM

bbonin said...

I agree!! Last time I watched snl was when adam sandler was starring in it. Lol. I'd try to get tickets for sure, nyc's 5 hrs away. If I'm unlucky, I'll just watch it on tv.

It'd be a fun experience for Rob, though. I can't imagine how funny the skits will be. :)

dayzdnconfuzd said...

Personally, I'd rather see him do SNL to promote something other than twilight. He's already known as 'the kid from twilight', why make it into even more of a caricature? Let him promote something different to show that he is doing more than twilight. Just because he's there for remember me doesn't mean that they will have to do a skit about it.

Anyway - I can see the opening monologue going something like this: They do a Q&A session with the cast members in the audience posing as teen twihards/twihard moms that can't dissociate edward from robert and they ask him questions where he has to repeatedly tell them that he is not actually edward cullen and he just played him in a movie. Kristen could cameo and join him in the monologue and the cast members playing twihard teens/moms could have a simultaneous orgasm at the sight. I think most of the humor would be directed at Rob's fan base. I hope you guys are prepared for that, LOL. Judging by the reactions on the avatar thing, I don't think you are.

And they will definitely do a cougar skit. Maybe Cammie D. would cameo for that.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Rob would feel comfortable doing a show like that live in front of an audience. He's too shy. Besides, that show has not been funny for years!

kchambers77 said...

he would be great on snl. just wish the show was still funny. he should just do a cameo on samber's video fantasy of the week.

Anonymous said...

Totally agree with you youngatheart57...I don't think he'd be good on SNL at all. But it's more because I think SNL sucks...the lame monologues, the extremely unfunny skits, the unending lineup of bad jokes. Dick in a Box/JT aside, I think every host they've had on just ends up looking very unfunny and sorry. I love Rob and would, of course, watch it, but am pretty sure I would be cringing and hoping for a poweroutage the entire time.

Suz said...

YES YES YES YES!

This would be a dream come true and probably SNL's highest rated show!

Rob with the "Cougars" WIN
(I'd write one about about him hiding from the Cougars in his Trailer during Remember Me)

Any Twilight spoof.. (BRING BACK FALLON)

OF course spoofing Robsten would be TOTAL WIN

And MUSICAL GUEST! THE BRIT PACK, Natch!

Lorne..honey. PLEASE.. it's a Win Win!

(THIS is the kind of promotion Rob should be doing for New Moon -- NO MORE HOT POCKET TWI TWAAAT TOURS!)

Letterman, Leno, MAIN morning Chat shows AND OPRAH!

kchambers77 said...

samberg* oops haven't finished my coffee yet and p.s. GOOD MORNING EW OUTTAKES! hot damn i want in that vault.

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

why would he be spoofing robsten?? why would he make fun of his private life,rather the rumors are true or false i dont see rob stooping that low just for laughs,he is a very private guy some how i cant see him doing that

Teresa said...

Hell Yeah! I'd love to see Rob on SNL.

Suz said...

Why spoof Robsten?

Because the speculation about who he is/was or isn't/wasn't shagging over the past year IS hilarious.

and the key word here...spoof.

Rob does strike us as someone who enjoys poking a bit of fun at himself, no?

rpattzgirl said...

I would love to see Rob do SNL, and I agree ladies, with Andy Samberg would be a riot...

And yes, with KOL as musical guests!

rpattzgirl said...

Oh god, yes & Justin & Jimmy with the Barry Gibb show!! Best stuff ever on SNL!

rpattzgirl said...

A spoof of a pregnant Robsten would be very funny-they pratcially did that at CC anyway!

Suz said...

Thank you Rpattzgirl..

for getting it!

puffy heart

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

what if robsten turns out to be real then what ??

rpattzgirl said...

So what if it's real? They both make fun of it already....

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

if is dating kris i shudder to think how some of his fans are going to take it,rather he is with kris or not(i dont know) he is a grown man and needs a lady in his life,if its not kris then its going to be someone else and iam scared for him because some of his fans (for un known reasons) dont want to see him with any woman.its bizarre.REALLY BIZARRE and its going to be fun watching this whole saga play out.

rpattzgirl said...

That is true-some of the fans are CRAZY as we know...

True fans will want him to happy & have a healthy relationship..

Of course, it SHOULD be with me..but whatever!

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

and one more thing iam not a fan of kris and if the rumors are true (no one knows) i would rather he be with someone else,another observation why do rob and kris keep giving the tabloids amunition?? they know about the rumors going around so why if they are JUST FRIENDS and co stars allow themselves to be caught in compromising positions?? why cant they stay away from each other when they are not working?she spends more time with rob than i do with my boyfruend and we live together,i find the whole situation very strange

Anonymous said...

they could have Rob and Kristen do a little skit or something how they do in the beginning about her being pregnant. lol. anything they do would be hilarious! =]
Rob is funny all around and Kristen gets funny when she is with him. they would be perfect! that would be the only reason for me to watch SNL

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

sorry if i offended anyone just had to get that off my chest,ok iam done ranting have a good day ladies

rpattzgirl said...

No offense taken...we've had many heated debates on the subject.

Tenneil said...

Hope this is true...bout time...
Would love to see him on SNL there are so many possiblities...

Lorne dear...you cant go wrong...
Suz is right the musical guests should be the brit pack!! Gah I cant wait!!! BRING IT ON!!! Rpattz style

Suz said...

yea, we have..

let's
not
go
there

again!

its been debated ad nauseum

Ana73 said...

dont know if anyone remembers but when jen aniston was still married to brad, she went on the show and she did a spoof on the pappz and she was one of the pappz and someone was playing her, and she kept asking the question "are you pregnant yet" over and over - it was pretty funny.

maybe rob could do a spoof on the pappz and especially all of the crazy fans, that would be funny.

SNL would also get crazy ratings if he went on.

rpattzgirl said...

@ Suz,

AMEN SISTA!

rpattzgirl said...

@ana73,

I do remember that-it was hysterical!

Suz said...

Meanwhile..

tell me a segment with Rob in the Cougar's Den would not be fucking win!

LMAO!

http://funnyvideooftheday.blogspot.com/2008/04/saturday-night-lives-cougar-den-skit.html

rpattzgirl said...

Crap, can't watch videos at work, I'll check it out later...

But, yes, Rob with cougars-RAWR!

Treasure_7 said...

Like to see that!!

Emily said...

When Rob did the interview for elvisduran.com they told him about the petition to have him host SNL. Anyone remember his reaction? He's a little creeped out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru-tXUle9OM

They talk about it around the 5:00 mark. By the way, this is one of the funniest interviews with Rob.
I think he would do a great job on SNL but it's probably not something he wants to do at all. Just my opinion. He could definitely pull it off because he's witty and charming but I just can't see him standing up there delivering scripted lines/jokes. He's much more entertaining when he says the first thing that pops into his head and the brain filter is turned off. I miss those interviews.

rpattzgirl said...

I do know that he's very nervous in "live" situations.. has a lot to do with his shyness.

Remember in Cannes when they auctioned off his kisses? he was soo embarrassed-but handled it very maturely.

One thing he has said on many occasions is he's afraid of looking like an "idiot"..

He's just naturally witty & adorable!

Shani said...

rpattzgirl- I'm with you. Rob on SNL would be funny as hell. There are so many spoofs they could do. The writers don't even have to work that hard at putting skits together.

Rob has always made fun of himself. So doing SNL would be no problem. Their ratings would be the highest in years. And SNL was funny as hell with all the election stuff they did. Their ratings were higher at that time then it has been in years. Y'all missed out.

rpattz-turns-me-on: They are spending so much time together because it's more than friends now. They are together and she is not with MA. If you don't spend that much time with your boyfriend then that's you. They are totally different. They do their own thing. And they have always not given a f*** about what people think. So they are going to do what they want to. Kris and Rob have said that at different times.

I advise you and anyone to please go to the post from yesterday that compares Rob with James Dean and Brando. There is a link to The Improper highlighted in pink. Please click on it and you will see a number of old interviews of Rob. It would better help you to understand him. And then I advise you to go to You Tube and search for his other interviews. Oh and do Google him as well.

A lot of us did those things to understand Rob better. I saw Twilight back in December and Googled him and found this site and others. Then I You Tubed him and fell in love with his personalty. He was so funny and real. Then as I came on here more often I found out that everyone did the same thing to get to know Rob better. His looks made us curious, but his personalty and other talents kept us intrigued.

And Kris just did a new interview with Dazed and Confused magazine. Please Google it and it would better help you to understand her too. They are not your typical HW couple.

Shani said...

rpattzgirl- You changed your mind?

Well, I think he can handle it. But who knows if Lauren will offer him a chance. I think since they have allowed Zac on. Rob should most definitely get a chance.

But at CC when he was asked if he would do SNL. He didn't think he was funny enough. So I think if someone gives him a little encouragement he would probably do it. I mean we all see that he is funny. If he wasn't, no one would be trying to get him on SNL.

rpattzgirl said...

@Shani,
No, didn't change my mind-just looking at all sides I guess..

I think he would die of embarrassment, but I think he could nail it.

rpattz-turns-me-on said...

@shani

WILL DO and thanx for the explanation,needed it.

Shani said...

rpattzgirl- Phew. Good to know. Yeah he would be embarrassed as hell. But it would be so funny to see those looks he gives. LOL

Forgive me everyone for my long as
comment from before. I just wanted to explain to the newbies. LOL

Shani said...

rpattz-turns-me-on: Your welcome. And by the way love your name.LOL

rpattzgirl said...

Shani,
I'm always what's "best for Rob" first!

Loisada said...

Suz: fantastic sketch ideas! They could do a whole show just poking fun at tabloid rumors. But a racy skit making fun of frustrated 108-year-old virgins would be totally win too. Maybe Steve Carrell could do a cameo. And the Brit pac definitely needs to sing, unless Rob and Hugh show us their duet skills. That would be to die for!

Suz said...

LOL @ "Stop That Boy I Want To Get On"


(did someone just write my life story??!?!?)

Shani said...

rpattzgirl- Yeah me too.

ADM said...

Loisada,

Oh, yes! A 108 year old virgin skit. That would be fantastic.

Marz said...

Hahaha!! Best skit ever! Girls would be throwing themselves at poor, virginal Robward. le sigh.

femroc said...

You guys have awesome ideas. I'd love to see Rob on SNL. In his interviews he's very funny but that was last year.......I think he's gotten more introverted now, sadly, and more paranoid of what people are thinking of him. That can be a very claustrophobic feeling. I hope I'm wrong on that but since we haven't really heard any interviews in a LONG time it's hard to say.

All of your skit ideas are fantastic- I'd LOVE to see him on SNL........or at my house......one or the other's ok.

ghostgirl said...

hy!!!dani thanks for the posts!!I've watched some SNL episodes and I thinmk rob'll be really good and fun to see he's really funny and I think obviusly the twilight and HP parodies will be ausome
I mean even zac efrom has a SNL episode...rob is way more talented and more funny than him

 
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