Robward Cullenson Cut Out

Robward and Twilight merchandise is getting a bit out of hand huh? Shower curtains, wallarts and ummm *whispers* dildos *shakes head*? Oh boy!

Here are 2 cut outs from Forbidden planet.
You can have a 74'' Robward Cut out for £27.99 HERE.





Thanks to my shopaholic friends Melissa, Laura and reader Gina a for the links :))

19 comments:

Georgie said...

Forget the 2 dimensional cutout, I want me a Rob body-pillow to snuggle up to! ie in the absence of the "real thing".

sexyrpattz77 said...

well my ex boyfriend gave me the robward teddy bear,i asked him where he got it he told canal st here in NY,the teddy is as far iam gonna go lol the shower curtain.....i dont think so,would love to shower with rob but not that way and the other merchandise is just CREEPY

Haystackhair said...

My niece has the twilight Edward. LOL.

RPlover said...

his feet look HUGE! you know what they say, big feet, big...shoes ;)

Suz said...
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Suz said...

Shopping List

1. New Moon Edward CO
2. (whispers) VampVibe
3. crazy glue
4. 5th of Vodka

Note: Affix #2 to #1 with #3 before enjoying #4 (or you could have some embarrassing explaining to do to the ER doctor)

PARTY FOR ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rosa said...

Uh, knowing the Twilight fanbase, I hope these cut outs come laminated....

rosa said...

and you can tell women played no part in these cut outs. IF they had been smart, they would have used the topless shots with his arms wide open so that women could fake makeout with him better. Silly rabbits, merchandisting for horny twilight fans isn't for kids!

rosa said...

hahahah, suz, I just read your comment...

Suz said...

whatchya trying to say Rosa? (winks)


ADDITION TO SHOPPING LIST:

5. Laminator

isabel said...

oh geez summit needs to reign it in..it is just too much, clothes, candy, cutouts,shower curtains,games,dolls etc etc etc...it is out of control and i think it will backfire on them it is becoming over saturated and ridiculous!!!!!!
that makes me sad:(

rosa said...

....and by "twilight fanbase," of course I mean myself...lol(already owns laminator. Much more efficient for all the printouts I make....lol)

LindaRose said...

LOL The Twidildo sparkles and can be put in the freezer for that authentic cold vampire experience! LMAO!! Unf*@kin-believable!! Too bad it's not like Plaster Caster, then I'd pre-order one!! LOL!!! And yes I'm dating myself with plaster caster, so if you're too young to know who she is then click here: http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/

rpattzgirl said...

I need one to go with my Twilight Edward...

rpgirl27 said...

ROFLMAO SUZ!
make sure you don't hit the vodka to hard before you start glueing!!!
I can see the headlines now-
"intoxicated naked women enters emergency room with cardboard edward superglued to her body and a sparkly, vibrating vamp peen stuck to her fingers"
OMG-It Will happen to someone LOL!

rpattzgirl said...

Or ER visit because something got "stuck: inside..

Hysterical ladies!

Melissa said...

You are so very welcome Goz!

I REALLY want my own CO Robward but I think my dh would have me commited.

AND I don't think he would like sharing our bed with a card-board cut out! WHAT?? You guys were totally thinking about it...LOL

Yes, I am sick. No, not sick...ROBSESSED!

:P

xo

robrocksmysocks said...

OMG!!!!! Are you serious? Is this really something that they are selling? Wow. And you can place it in the fridge so it can get cold so you can get the Twilight experience. Who would have though? A Twilight dildo that sparkles. Im surprised that it doesnt talk with the voice of Edward. I think that this is going a little to far. Next it will be condoms that sparkle. Jeez....

Twilusted said...

What? GTFO! A Twilight dildo? I have to draw the line there. Enough said. Lol

 
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