'Twilight' DVD: Best of Robert Pattinson's audio commentary

Mandi Bierly wrote down her favourite comments by Rob on EW.com. Below are a few hilarious ones and I suggest you read the rest of them HERE.

11:00 "I didn't actually know they were rolling when we were doing this scene," he says, chuckling (presumably) at how bad his acting is when Edward first gets a whiff of Bella in biology. "...I was just kinda cold."

19:22 And the eyebrow obsession begins as the close-ups on Stewart and Pattinson get closer and closer in biology:

Pattinson: We have very similar eyebrows. [Laughs]
Hardwicke: Rob! We had to pluck the heck out of your eyebrows.
Pattinson: S--- hurt. Aw, man.

22:18 Carlisle's entrance, swinging through the hospital doors. Pattinson compares it to a J. Lo video. Then realizes he means Beyoncé. "Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic." I have no idea what he's talking about, but I like it when he stumps Hardwicke. This will happen again.

24:30 Bella confronts Edward in the hospital and he tells her what she thinks she saw happen in the parking lot is wrong. "The moral of this scene is never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. You know, there's always something up. Something suspect."

26:30 Mike asks Bella to the prom. Stewart says she saw that actor recently and he looked good, older..

Pattinson: I've already aged about six years.
Hardwicke: [A little too steamily?] Well, yeah.
Pattinson: I look haggard. Might as well recast. [Laughs]
Hardwicke: Yeah. I'm sure we can do better now. [Laughs]
Pattinson: Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, it made money now. "Where's Efron?" [Laughs]
Hardwicke: Now we can attract somebody good. [Laughs]

27:50 Edward walks away from Bella in the greenhouse. Pattinson: "I have so many inexplicable facial expressions in this movie."

29:50 Cullens in the cafeteria. "In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'" (Gozde: I think Kellan who was actually chewing something in the film didn't listen to Rob :))

38:39 A shot looking up at Bella outside the bookstore. "See, is that supposed to be me looking at her there?" he asks. Hardwicke's answer: "It's supposed to be, uh, maybe it would be you. What do you think?... Oh no, I don't think it is. I think it's just supposed to throw you off. Make you scared." I would have expected the know the answer to that question. Just sayin'. (Gozde: Yeah and things like those are why Catherine's direction sucked! Don't even know what the shot is for? Nice!)

41:45 Bella has dinner. More close-ups.

Pattinson: I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
Hardwicke: Hopefully.
Pattinson: Maybe they can make that part of my distraught thing in the second one.
Hardwicke: Where you stop plucking?

45:30 Edward drives Bella home and stops at the police station. This was filmed on the last night. Pattinson says he was watching a movie in his trailer that day and started crying. Hardwicke says she cried when she went into Stewart's trailer, but she doesn't feel bad because Francis Ford Coppola cried on the set of The Godfather. Stewart says she cries all the time, any time she experiences a heightened emotion. Pattinson jokes that he isn't friends with someone if they cry around him. Hardwicke points out that he said he just cried. "Yeah, but I was crying over something very legitimate. A movie," he cracks.

1:12:00 Hardwicke is trying to get Pattinson to talk about how much he wanted to kill her for making him re-shoot Edward's piano playing. (The first time, Pattinson played his own composition. After the movie got a composer, he was asked to play the theme that would permeate the film.) He won't bite. There are boys tossing a basketball outside the diner. "I never understood people who liked throwing balls around," he says. I LOVE IT WHEN HE STUMPS HARDWICKE.

1:14:18 Finally, the kissing scene. Hardwicke says, "I have heard from, um, people of all ages, that this scene kinda gets 'em goin'." It certainly works on 33-year-olds. Or so I have, um, heard. (Gozde: And on 31 year olds, I KNOW!)

Pattinson: This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle," Pattinson says. "And you can't go up from down below as well, 'cause I've got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don't know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. [Stewart laughs] I don't know.
Hardwicke: Okay....

He really shouldn't watch himself onscreen. (I, however, have no problem. I may have just rewound. Twice.) The awkward rambling is endearing.(Gozde: It really is :))

1:22:40 The baseball scene (pictured). Edward crouches and defends Bella from James. "Oh jeez, that's a tough facial expression to pull off," Pattinson says. (I love that he knows he didn't.) He says he growled, but it was cut. "Don't put it in the DVD.... If it is, I'll sue," he threatens. Stewart recreates it, and (unintentionally?) sounds like a cat coughing up a fur ball. Hardwicke says they tried so many different growls, but ended up toning down the growls for everyone.

Pattinson: Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
Hardwicke: Rob. Stop it.
Pattinson: I'm really scary in reality.
Hardwicke: Yeah, we know that.
Pattinson: Most of the time.

1:55:18 Closing credits. A shot of Jasper looking longingly at Edward. Stewart asks, "Why is he looking at you like that?" Pattinson responds, "Back story.... It was a little different thread, which wasn't followed through." And fan-fic writers go wild!

All the Screencaps used in this post are from EverGlow. They have a great screencap archive over there, go and check it out :))


angel said...

gozde, u are the best!!! ;)
just woke up & that's the first thing i read...
way to start my day!!!
love love love ur site!!!
ur the best!!!

Anonymous said...

what about the part where he sings "ain't nothing wrong." Haha. Does anyone know where that was, in the movie? I haven't been able to find it again?

Anonymous said...

Anon it was when he shows kristen wat he looks like in the sunlight. I love that part to! my brother watched the comentary and said that that was one of the best parts!

lovindashow said...

This is the only place I can admit this.

I left the commentary audio track playing on iTunes last night while I slept. On repeat. Rob talking and laughing all night long.

And I pretty much managed to tune out Hardwicke and Stewart! Bonus!


Tess said...

Fantastic Goz... loved it..

Anonymous said...

Rob, lover, I like when you make fun of yourself. That is a good escape -- smart! Those eyebrows looked reeeaally terrible...

...wowie! said...

The commentary was def my fave. He is so candid that it's endearing. It totally would annoy the shit outta me if he weren't so painstakingly HOT! hahaha That is sooo the wrong reason to want the guy.

He makes me laugh so easy. That's gotta be why I'm always repeating the commentary.

Gotta love it!

Unknown said...

This is why it took me 6 hours to watch the movie with the commentary. I kept rewinding too!! I Love this Blog, I have been following since the beginning, but this is my first post. Hi fellow Robsessors!!

Anonymous said...

I love the part when they get to prom and Rob claimed he whispered "This is your night. You're the belle of the ball, princess" to her. Kristen denied these were the lines. LOL!


Rominiwi said...

I just cracked laughing, he had some sort of obsession with his eyebrows... i've just remember like 20 pics where he's touching them...this man's amazing

thanks Gozde (btw, didn't know you had 31, you look much more younger)

I want that DVD so badly!And it hasn't even arrived here ¬¬

xoRobxo said...

HI Emily~ It took me 5 and 1/2 hours to watch with the commentary, cuz I too kept rewinding

crazy said...

I agree. The commentary (Rob's) is the BEST part. I especially love his "Sorry Bella, I'm just a sweaty guy" comment re: his sparkling skin. and..
"now listen guys, let's be simple about this". and...

Lovindashow : great idea!

Anonymous said...

I noticed something weird: Rob makes fun of rob and everyone else does too!! When Catherine talks about Kristen it is always as this fantastic actress that she was lucky to have, but Rob, she never seriously complemented him, always teasing!!!! Kristen is good but in this particular movies she did a little over acting at times!!!

Anonymous said...

His self awareness is really amazing to me. And Wowie, I said the same thing yesterday about you can only take so much of him talking bad about himself. Although he is funny as hell and this commentary cracked me up.

After a while I would be like shut up and then hold him and then play in his hair to soothe me....LOL:D

MiCh said...

When the commentary of a movie is better than the movie itself.. well, you're listening to Rob making fun of himself and there is nothing more endearing :)

I agree Goz, Cath's direction sucked big time. She didn't know what some shots were for, she kept talking about clothes (she used to be an art designer) and her favorite Rob's quote was when he says "hi" in the greenhouse.. seriously, WTF?

Ms. Bonderson said...

I love the commentary - haven't watched the DVD without it yet! I want to add to the "favorites" list - when he impersonates Billy Burke - "just bought it off Billy here..." His voice is so nice there. :)

Anonymous said...

This commentary is SO SO funny. Love. It!

Anonymous said...

I love you! That was hilarious. Thanks for being the best rob crack out there.

Anonymous said...

gotta love Rob <3

Anonymous said...

i love the part when bella sleeps on his chest his hard marble chest

rpattzdude said...

LOOOOL hahahahhaha

Celestia said...

Yeah Catherine did suck at directing! I am so glad they got a new director for the next film.

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