"What a Load of Crap!" Magazine of the Week :)




Thanks to [info]x_jacksper for the scans :)Found on Pattinson Life.

125 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow... this is so awesomely ridiculous, I'm not even upset on Rob's behalf!

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of bullshit! I do love what his "pal" said though "you know you've made it when the gay rumors start" :)

I could really care less whether he was gay or not, but I had honestly thought that his GQ interview would have cleared everything up once and for all ... guess not, poor kid :(

Anonymous said...

They really do anything to sell some magazines!

And we got our discussion plot for today, so it seems. No bump in the head, or stinky body or clothes, but Pattinson's (fake) homosexuality...

Good day, ladies! It is almost lunch time here. Where is Smitten? Smitten, I miss you!

* TOM.

Anonymous said...

I don't even know how they could even get that the guy is Gay! He seems to have a anxiety disorder,I have the same problem and I've not dated anyone in the 6yrs since I have been divorced people just scare me and I am always thinking people are looking at me out in public so i avoid as much eye contact as possible and social situations because I literally breakout into a cold sweat or panic and no I am gay or whatever but people keep asking me don't you have a boyfriend I am like no if I wanted one then you would see me with somebody.Personally I don't see how Rob gets out in public at all. I have to always take my xanax which I have been taken for 10yrs since I was diagnosed with this and people don't realize how even driving can freak you out. I only drive to places I am familiar with.Poor Rob anything people say 99.9% of the time is just A load of crap and yea there still on the no shower thing too. Yes the media has once again sunk to their continuing low! just leave him be..

angel said...

wow...
so after the hair, the cigarette & the hygiene issue that didn't brought Rob's & his fans spirit down...
they're playing the gay card now???
our Rob reached stardom ladies!!!
what will they say next???

seriously, the poor kid had took alot of unwanted gossip over the past few days!!! DAYS!!!
usually, actors will have these kind of issues, years apart!!!
are they that intrigue with Rob as well...
grow up people!!!

Unknown said...

Good morning ladies!!!
What a bullshit. They just forgot that Rob dated Nina for 3 years. It Doesn't look a gay thing to me!!!!
By the way i believe a little on the Kristen beeing cold with him thing.
I don't think is jealousy, i guess she is trying to protect her realionship with Michael.

Anonymous said...

Hahhah, what? i didn't even recognized there where rumors he could be gay...
if i where him i wouldnt deny it LOL would make his life and the life of thousands young obsessed girls a lot easier hahahaa

Anonymous said...

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Ladies:

I just ran to read the old comments... What was that discussion about Pattinson's ass last night? Sorry, but it doesn't seem to be Javier's hand there in that vid in YouTube. Unfortunatelly! So, it is not Pattinson's ass.

I like TWIHEART, she called me "a lurker". I had to look at that in the dictionary; you ladies are teaching me a lot of new words in english. Thank you!

Chicago girl, hi! The weather is getting better, "somewhere" here in Portugal.

Yes, Crazy, I am very observant and I have an excellent memory -- I have to! I am a lawyer! So, tell us, what does your husband whisper in italian in your ears!? That was quite revealing... See? I do my homework!

Smitten, where are you? Don't worry. I can "play" with the other girls here, but I am "all yours". Would you like to kiss a lurker on a tree? (I don't know who said that one about us on a tree...). And, now, tell me: what is that "special place" that you would like to take Pattinson and me to? I wonder what would happen there... Hum... That COULD be very interesting...

By the way, Sophia, happy birthday. Or, since you said that you are from Brazil:
"Feliz aniversário!"

* TOM.

Anonymous said...

AttN Media Whores:

You can't smell bad and be gay.

It's not possible

Anonymous said...

I love that picture of him on the second scanned page. He has that expression of 'leave me the fuck alone', but he just looks so handsome there.

Tess said...

Hello Everyone and Tom (we haven't 'met' yet)

This article just goes to prove that if you give people nothing to go off of, they'll just make it up.. The more he hides, the more bizarre the stories become.

Unknown said...

Sophia!!!!
Vc ta por aí??
Coo foi o seu paper???
Feliz Anoversárioooooooo!!!!
Bjuss

margot said...

Anon. .... that's priceless. Amen.

Daneh said...

LOL this article has made my day. seriously its so hilarious and "ridiculous" as our Rob would say! I can imagine him just pissing himself reading this.

I mean after all these rumours, and they all backfired. now they are insinuating that he's GAY?! pahaaha...please. all the signs are there that he is straight.

like Anon said, you can't smell bad and be gay. trufax.

Anonymous said...

Jounalist are so stupid. They spread a lot of crap in a few days… They won't have anything to say left about him if they keep at this pace. ! ;-)
Poor Rob… :-(

Anonymous said...

There's been so many unfounded gay rumours surrounding many actors and other celebs that this doesn't surprise me one bit. was even kinda expecting such rumours to start swirling once Twilight made it big. those vultures are just making this crap up to get our attention.
his pal's spot on btw "you've made it once gay rumours start"

Tess said...

Very true anon....

it's beyond ridiculous though..

Last year.. He was gay, not gay, in love with Kstew, dating Nikki, dating she who shall remain nameless, dating Nikki, dating Camilla, pining for kstew,

This year, Still Pining for Kstew, dating Camilla, screwing anything that walked, engaged to someone in the UK, chatting up furbabies, Natalie, Paris, Camilla, Megan and now he's gay again..

Did I miss anyone? Oh yeah! He's dating me.. (I wish)

Melissa said...

This article is RIDICULOUS! Give the guy a break. Srsly, just because he's not paired up with someone specific, he's gay? I call bullshit! Honestly, I don't care either way, I still have loads of respect for him as an artist/actor whatev, and I will always like him regardless of his sexual preference. These peeps need to SHUT IT, STAT. Leave the man be for chrissakes.

Oh and, Tess-LOL @ "he's dating me"...Don't we all wish. :-) xoxo

Ellie said...

Hi, Tess! ♥

No, I don't think you missed anything. You pretty much summed it all up. All total bullshit.

Just sayin'.

Ellie said...

Mel, good morning!

Melissa said...

Totally OT, but...In the first pic under "starving stars"...someone please pass those girls a cheeseburger! STAT!

Melissa said...

Good Morning, Ellie! How are you today??

Good Morning to Tess too! :-)

crazy said...

oh i cannot wait to read the comments on this one!
brb~~~

Tess said...

Good Morning Ellie and Mel...

when I first saw the post on my blogger page (i.e., smallish picture) I thought...

'Whaaat! Now he's dating Katie Holms?"

whew!! I was so happy to load the page.. He's only gay.. ;)

Anonymous said...

Danni, hi!

Foi bem. Comecei nervosa, mas logo engrenei. Entreguei o paper, apresentei o power-point, falei o que tinha programado e, de quebra, ainda me sai bem respondendo às perguntas. Foi legal, pq eu tinha estudado muito, durante vários dias, o que ajudou a não dar branco.

Obrigada. Sim, fiquei mais velha do que o nosso Rob hoje. Um mês e meio mais velha do que ele.

E vc, como está?

Bjs.

Melissa said...

Tess, better to be gay than date Katie Holmes, right?? LMAO

Tess said...

Mel- Seriously... the last thing he'd need is Tom Cruise (and the powers that be) on his A**

Anonymous said...

Err, thank you "TOM". Obrigada! From Portugal?

and whispering...
(so, girls, is this smitten´s "Tom"? Who is "Tom"? A real dude??? Here?)

still whispering: ssshhhhh...

Melissa said...

True that, Tess. He needs to stay away from Tom's voo doo. LOL

Anonymous said...

hey Tess

what is a furbaby please? I would call Patty a furbaby :)

Summer Girl :)

Tess said...

Now I feel guilty... TC seems like an stand up guy.. I love a man with enthusiasm..

Melanie said...

What a waste of ink!

Melissa said...

LOL, Tess!!!! I actually really, really like Tom Cruise. Honestly, I think I have liked him most of my life. He is an amazing actor. COnfession: I own most of his movies too. Uh-oh!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Wow. I nearly choked on my bagel with the headline! LMAO! Of course this is meant to draw attention to "Little Ashes" where Robert Pattinson plays the bi-sexual Dali. I'm not surprised if the distributor of the film has to do this, with Hollywood churning out 20 to 30 movies practically every week, not to mention movies coming out on TV. Competition is tough considering the short attention span of most moviegoers.

I guess, whether we like it or not, publicity helps push worthwhile projects. And let's face it, it's the BAD publicity that makes his fans rise to arms and rally behind him. Thus, the "stinker" anti-Edward article early this week. LMAO! It's purely promotional, and crass as it may sound, purely business. But the good part of this publicity mill is that it helps promote a film that means a lot to Robert Pattinson. By the time the movie hits screens, everyone would have forgotten about this fish-wrapper and will only remember his performance. So let them play with this, earn their $3.50, while we hope for an extended run of "Little Ashes" in theaters nationwide and worldwide.

Fact is, this is not Robert's call. It's high above him. So for as long as he remains true to himself inspite of all the bullshit that surrounds him, he's totally cool. :)) By the way, the pics are all hot! LMAO! I wonder where I can buy this mag... LOL!

Tess said...

Summer G- A furbaby is the nickname our sweet Mel (?) gave the two lovely fur clad 'ladies' who were photographed out in London one evening the paps where following Rob and Tomstu (not to be confused with anon tom, I think). It's generally thought they just happened to be in the same place at the same time and were looking for a photo op (?)

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Unknown said...

Sophia!!!
Que bom que vc foi bem no paper.
Vc está fazendo 23? Eu faço 23 em outubro!!!

Tom!!
Welcome to Robsessors!!!
We talk a lot about Rob's anatomy.... i hope that doesn't embarassing you!!
Chears!!!

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Melissa said...

Nope, it wasn't me who came up with the name...for some reason I think it was Lynn?? Maybe not...IDK...

Melissa said...

Good morning, "TOM"...whats with the quotes around your name?? LOL

Anonymous said...

Danni, thank you.

No, please, be yourselves. I've been around here for a while, as one of the anons. Yes, there are other males around here, for sure.

And, Sophia, "de nada".

* TOM.

Anonymous said...

Tom, love, I'm here ...

[silkily running finger down your jaw from ear to chin & stopping long enough to contemplate your tempting lips]

I love trees almost as much as I love Lorca's poetry in the morning with a cup of tea ...

Ummmm ... can only SHOW you my happy place with Rob ... indescribable ... so you see, you'll have to come find me *wink*
might be better if I meet you in the tree first.

Ellie said...

Sorry, I got sidetracked by YGMCTG...I'm doing great, Mel; it's Friday!!!

Got to get going, the boys are arriving.
Talk to you and Tess tonight! xoxo

Anonymous said...

Wow we've been through the womanizing, stink and the gay rumours within 3 months! Other stars need YEARS to get there! I'm so proud of Rob. Can't wait for the drug addiction stories to come up! His pal is right. He made it!

Anonymous said...

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Smitten!! Finally! Good day, beautiful!

A first date on a tree must be the best. I'll hold you, I'll read some Lorca's sonnets (in spanish), but Pattinson will have to play the piano for us all. I am not a musician... but I can clap my hands at the end... and kiss you both...

(that will make Melissa really jealous...)

Luv,

* TOM.

Anonymous said...

We already know Rob isn't gay blah, blah, blah....

Tom - Good morning and we haven't meet yet either.

Anon- You are crazy "you can't smell bad and be gay". Damn....

Tess- Your on fire!!!

Anonymous said...

Oooooh, Tom ...

*purr*

Lorca, in Spanish? with YOU? with Rob playing the piano? in a tree?

*pants*

How can I possibly pass this one up, ladies? What do ya'll think? Is that apology enough for you, Crazy?

Hey! I'm single ... just sayin'

Anonymous said...

WAIT A MINUTE!!! "Tom" and Smitten:

Cyber sex around here now??? Ok, ok, I´ve been kinda doing that around here with my imaginary Rob. But "Rob" never gave me any kind of answer -- YET (I am still waiting). But you, guys, are really here... Go get a room! Or a tree! No, no, just stay here, please. It might be fun to watch...

Tess said...

Wow... "Tom", Smitten (in a tree) with Rob on the piano... that sound like next weeks tabloid (or a new FF)

Night All

Bye Shani!! (didn't even get to say 'hello)

Anonymous said...

Ah, Sophia, lovely things happen on this blog ... unfortunately, I must go to work today, so I'll be gone for an hour or two. Will talk with ya'll later ...

Tom, like I said, you are very brave ... please, wait for me ;)

WinWin said...

Good morning ladies and gentleman,

LMAO, I can't believe how desparate the media is. They are as Robsessed as we are. Making things up and contradicting themselves. What idiots!!! Hope Rob is laughing it off. He looks hot in the magazine cover. I could care less if he were into animals, the boy just oozes sex. Anyway, it's the screen presence, intelligence and goofy personality that I love. I almost seems like they are throwing out all rumours hoping for something to stick. Was there some drinking comments from TMZ as well.

I agree, our Rob has made it big. I'm never seen so much rumours about a star in such a short period of time. We did say he is special.

Anonymous said...

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The ladies seem to like to say hi to me here now that I have a name... Wonder why... hi, Shani!

Smitten, what do I have to apologize for? I told you that I was busy at work (but I read your comments, you know that). Women make me nuts: we did not even go to that tree yet, and you are already a little bossy around here... Thought you were different...

Single, yeah, hum... That is better. I don't want to be killed by any jealous husband...

Luv,
* TOM.

Anonymous said...

LADIES, and beautiful Smitten:

I have a meeting now. Have a nice afternoon, you all.

* TOM.

Anonymous said...

Tess- Bye Girl!!!! Talk to you later.

Yvonne said...

good morning all...
this is actually my first time posting here....I have to say, this has become my absolute favorite place to come every day! You are all so funny....love it :) Anyway, that article....wow, r u serious...? It's amazing how things can look when taken out of context....I mean, "dabbling in cross-dressing..."? He was 12 for God's sake! This poor guy, we better enjoy him now, I wouldn't blame him for going into hiding after all of this is over. Hope he's got tough skin and a lot of support.

Anonymous said...

Winwin- You cross the line with the Beastiality thing!!!! Our Rob would never play... I forgot he was cuddled up with Patty when he thought his girlfriend cheated on him. Oh poor Patty!!!! What am I saying lucky ass Patty!!! Hell I guess I would take him any way I could get him....wait that sounded wrong. Ick on me...

Rose said...

Fucking Bullshit.

anna F said...

Thank you to the charming ladies taking care of this blog!

It's good to find summaries of all the insanities here... No need to buy that crap, nor to go to some bad gossip website, nor to listen to some idiot on the radio! I wouldn't want to give them any crediblity by having to actually visit them LOL

So I'll go on adoring "smelly" "gay" "in couple with various girls from the set + one from England" ROB!

Happy me!

WinWin said...

Sorry Shani, I was just trying to illustrate that no matter how far they try to go with the rumours, we true and intelligent fans won't bite. I was too heated up on the subject. I didn't mean to offend.

crazy said...

Hi everybody` cant'talk really but quickly...

Tom~ I'll keep that info to myself
(winks)

Danni ~ "Rob's anatomy" LOL~ Tom has heard quite enough from me I think!

SMITTEN! GET A ROOM!! I see he won you over ;)


Talk to you all later~

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Good morning! Shouldn't this article be posted as fanfic? Oh wait...the writing isn't good enough...Mwah!

Anonymous said...

woah, what a load of crap. Got me good laugh, though.

But guess it's like they say. You can tell one is famous once the gay rumors start.

kchambers77 said...

i love how freedom of the press went from printing an article without being hanged for treason to slander sensationalism for a buck. reporters are just as bad as insurance employees now.

but this sets us all up to go "proove you're not gay. do me." haha j/k?

kchambers77 said...

notice the ooo in prove.

Anonymous said...

LOL. What a gossip. Yep, Rob had reached that stage of stardom " when the gay rumour starts"
Clever friend who said that.

Anonymous said...

Rob, lover, I am a little sad with you, you know that? You did not come (hum..., "Rob" and "come" together...) to Brasil, you are hiding too well from the papzz (I hate them too, but they kinda make me happy when they take new pics of you), and, finally, it is not your ass in that vid?? Oh, man, I've been watching that one, over and over... Like I care, I'll pretend it is yours, that's it. Still love you. Stinky, "gay", whore man, grabbing your dog; whatever.

Ok, you are sorry anyway... You always give me my special present in my dreams -- they are veeeery realistic, you know?

Gotta go, now. Lunch and afternoon class.

See ya!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe they killed trees to print this crap... seriously... people the ozone.. stop wasting the trees!! The only redeeming part of this waste of paper is Rob's pic.. love it.. always love it!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot!

SMITTEN AND "TOM": please, don't get a room yet; or a tree! MAKE CYBER SEX!!! This is going to be fun to watch!!!

Off now.

Anonymous said...

Remember when Rob said that he was uncomfortable in "Little Ashes" because they are both straight. OMG
What bull crap! Rob, you are so famous now so be prepared for anything! I don't care what you are! You are the sexiest man on this planet, bar none!!!! Love the second pic! lol

Anonymous said...

Wow! It amazes me what people come up with. I understand the attention being shed on Rob because I mean look at him, he's freaking gorgeous, but the negativity???? Is he such a threat to the rest of hollywood that they have to make up such crap?? Seriously, he's never come across as gay to me, and I agree with whoever said it's impossible to smell bad and be gay...it's either or, but not both!!! Poor Rob, we love you no matter what!!!

babbles said...

What a crock!

But that pic of him in his beanie is delicious!

Anonymous said...

Winwin- I was being sarcastic. I was laughing with you.... No need to apologize. Don't take what I said seriously. LOL. :P

Rob is a SEXY BEAST though....*THUD*

Anonymous said...

Oh and y'all are forgetting that old post where somebody said "if Robs gay then I'm going to the Philippians for a sex change". Then after that everybody was agreeing to go become men...LOL. :P

Anonymous said...

Wow, wake up to this, its really sad. I would not be surprised if he finishes his commitment to Twilight and disappears. Every day there is something about him in the tabloids.
As far as his problems with Kristen, i dont belive them. if you hear the commentary they are very friendly with each other, joking with each other. Maybe she is keeping her distance so that the tabloids cant report lies about her and him being together.

Anonymous said...

Hi ya'll ~
Finally out of my morning meetings ... MUST clear up a pressing issue with my new man, first:

Tom Darlin', I never thought you owed me an apology, seriously. I was responding to Crazy's funny comments (see: March 26 @ "Rob Loved His Old BMW" 11:01 PM GMT-7). Just including her in the discussion, you know. PLEASE forgive me ... I'm really not bossy, just sleepy today :) Is it all OK?

Sorry ladies, but you know how it is ... can't resist a Portuguese lawyer who's willing to read Lorca and kiss me in a tree to Rob's piano concert *sigh*

Lynn said...

Good morning, lovelies! Hello, Tess, Mel and Ellie.

Mel--you know me so well...I have a specialty for giving people nicknames...I dunno about the furbabies (I would shorten it to furbies just to be an ass).

Seriously, the gay card will be pulled over and over. Rob is just one of the celebrity enigmas that the paps just cannot get over. He's immensely talented, musically inclined, artistic and not afraid of taking chances with roles that might be misconstrued as "gay".

Shit, ten years, you would have been pinned as gay for hanging out in West Hollywood.....SURPRISE....that is where most of young Hollywood hangs out (gay or not).

I think that that the rags need to find better topics to mull over...there is so much more to Rob as we all know!

TwiHartRK said...

Hey RobKats/sessers! I'm behind the comments - just posted on the last thread. I can't bring myself to read this after seeing your comments- just looking at the pics : ).

Smnitten, Tom - I don't know if I'm the first to mention this but perhaps you two should get a room? LOL!

So, Tom, you are not the "token" male - there are others I'm sure. I have to give you credit for "coming out" in the Robkat den. Happy to have you and glad we are enriching your vocabulary.

WinWin said...

shani, I'll go with you for the sex change LMAO. Whatever suits Rob will suit me just fine. How's he suppose to get any work done if the media has him in hysterics constantly.

Wonder what he will wear tomorrow for the Kiddie awards? Yummy. I want to see him slimed!!!

TwiHartRK said...

ana - "I would not be surprised if he finishes his commitment to Twilight and disappears."

I hope this doesn't happen. I think he could walk away and I wouldn't blame him but, damn, what a disappointment that would be for us!

Anonymous said...

Tom, hi handsome ... where are you?

Anonymous said...

what crap!!
Changing the subject, someone please tell me the author of "Wide Awake"? (may not be the right title) Some of you were reading this and it sounded great! I can't find where I saw it. Thanks.

margot said...

http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

Wide Awake :))) help yourself as I have.

TwiHartRK said...

Anon - IMO Wide Awake is the king of all TWI fanfics. Not saying it is my fav, but it is one of them, and it definitely has the biggest following. It's MUST READ.

The Illustrator said...

The most spun and untrue set of words published in a magazine..i can't believe they had a two page spread on this. And even if he is why are they making it sound like it's a crime. They put a piece of a quote and nit the whole story, and when the rep say he needs to keep a straight image he isn't referring to sexuality. Wow there sales must be plummeting if they have to act on these levels. I just hope that he sees this as a joke and doesn't let it affect him.
p.s i love the bit where his friend says that you know you've made it when the gay RUMORS start. lol

Unknown said...

Ladies and Tom!
Look the crap i found it!!

http://www.eonline.com
/uberblog/the_awful_truth
/b106332_blind_vice_time_new_
moon_relationship.html

TwiHartRK said...

LOL Danni - Thanks. Wow that's the best Ted Assablanca can give us? Yawn. I can't believe he gets paid for this shit.

Anonymous said...

Thanks girls for the book info. Such a fun site! Love ya, Tom.

love said...

just because he doesn't really talk about women seriously doesn't mean hes gay! magazines always want to make money so they'll write about anything. i just think he probably doesn't want to date anyone right now or hasn't found anyone he wants to date. and deep down i think hes a good ole catholic boy whose "waiting for the right one"...he says it in this interview!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgGjQKvhd8&feature=related

Unknown said...

If Ted actually have some real, he will tell with exclusivity and not like that!!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Aww - I love that interview, Love. I dunno how he keeps a straight face. I think he's tired and trying to follow the questions. This Irish guy is so hilarious and he takes a while to get to the actual questions. I don't think Rob is actually disclosing anything do you?

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love said...

well sometimes its hard to tell with him because hes always laughing and being silly. but he i think he says he agrees with it so i'm not totally sure what he really means hehe.

Tenneil said...

Wow...I step away for the morning... and this is the crap I come back too.... Rob gay??? I hate the fact he is always being judged...I cant even believe we are talking about this again...*fist balled up* *hands head in anger* *sadness* Why do people get paid to do this to others??? make up lies... he has stated clearly that he is not... but yet another person wont let it go..*beating a dead horse here*. ok done.

TOM~ you make me smile!! Glad to see you've come back... Have you come here to steal robkats?? you naughty boy you...

Twiheart~ hey girl... I wanted to play with you all last night but life got in the way!! I am missing the fun lately....*sniff*

Crazy~ girl where you at??

Good afternoon ALL!!!
lets get back to the matters at hand....ohhhh rob yummy hands!!

TwiHartRK said...

Rob keeps us guessing!

TwiHartRK said...

Hey T - sorry you had a rough night. Sucks when life gets in the way of our Robsessing - tee hee.

Tenneil said...

TWI~
Puke totally ruins the robsession mood...LOL

Anonymous said...

Hi Tenneil, everybody ~ hope the day is a good one ... glad to see Robsessing is on the agenda. Haven't even read the magazine trash and after your comments I don't think I want to waste the time. Rather go sit in a tree with Tom ;)

Tenneil said...

Smitten~ you go girl!! trees with TOM?? I missed something but catching up... are you picking up boys now on Robsession?? now thats a first!! LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Typo before.. to excited to spell check!
Hey all.. I know I can trust you to keep the secret when I say,(whispering *Loudly!) I just picked up Rob and he's in my car waiting for me to finish up work for the day : )

Anonymous said...

Kelly, you've outdone me!

Tell all, tell all *giggle*

Anonymous said...

OK Smitten.. he's one dimensional.. and paper... but still gorgeous and waiting just for me! I got my copy of GQ at lunch today actually 2 copies, one to save and one to drool over : )

Tenneil said...

Kelly~ I got my extra copy laminated!!!

Anonymous said...

ohhh good idea...you can wipe off a laminated cover... sort of like safe sex for a magazine : )

Tenneil said...

Kelly~ thats the idea!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL! *riotous laughter*

Tenneil and Kelly ~ Great idea! I've gotta get mine laminated too *wink*

Hey, Tom ... wanna come drool over my GQ with me???

TwiHartRK said...

Kelly & Tenneil - good thinking. LOL at cutout Robward waiting for you. SLURP!!! Just need a Pocket Edward and you'll have it well in hand.

Anonymous said...

I might just go and get the Edward doll so I can have him in my car all the time... Of course at my age people will probably talk as I am driving along with my Edward doll... but hey.. a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do :)

Anonymous said...

Winwin- I forgot Rob said he doesn't want girls to change themselves for him. I guess I would just have to go get a dildo...

Dani- I saw that piece of shit to on Ted's site. Ughhh!!!

Anonymous said...

Kelly- There on grown women taking PE (Pocket Edward) on trips with them. Letters to Rob has a number of people who have taken vacations, business trips, gone to dinner out, and the recent DVD release party with PE. They take pictures and tell the story of how PE enjoyed himself. It is funny, delightful, and a bit sad to know a doll is traveling more than a lot of us.

Unknown said...

Shani!
i'm still mad with that. If ted has some to say, then say it, or stop jurking around.

Anonymous said...

hmmm.. now you have me thinking.. I don't want to appear sad... but hey.. if you have to travel with someone a silent gorgeous guy who depends on you to get around really isn't such a bad thing... right?

Anonymous said...

Kelly- Sorry I said a part of that wrong. Rob want let me sleep. Check the site out there funny over there.

Tenneil said...

hey Alie~ dh has drawn the line at CO edward... but pe has been having some good adventures...

Anonymous said...

angels.nudge wrote: wow...
so after the hair, the cigarette & the hygiene issue that didn't brought Rob's & his fans spirit down...
they're playing the gay card now???
our Rob reached stardom ladies!!!
what will they say next???


Hmm... What about an eating disorder (microwaving everything) or some kind of fetish? Or more of the valium - that could grow into a nice little rehab story. A nervous break-down would do, too, if it isn't the workload than the fans have to be responsible for that. And there is always the money issue, surely they can cook something up with that.

Anonymous said...

Dani- You know if Ted had something he would be shouting it out on the roof top of E's building.

He's just trying to have a lot of hits on his site. He know Twilight fans can't help but to comment on there favorite obsession.

Anonymous said...

Phosphrus- Girl, Rob came close to a scandal when he admitted taking valium. I remember looking at Access Hollywood and right at the end they showed the cover and talked about him taking a valium and then said they were going to talk about it the next day. I was thinking "oh shit here the drug speculations come". But then the next day came and nothing was said because there was a bigger news story that had hit. I was like Thank you Jesus!!!!

phosphorus said...

They tried to blow it up, though. Because at first it was said he admitted taking half a valium before the audition - that became a whole pill in another report shortly afterwards. Then the story died. Hopefully they won't rehash it in the future.

I am glad none of his former classmates or lovers did some dirty laundry so far. I really hope it stays that way.

Anonymous said...

Phosphorus- I really don't like seeing all those photos of him at those Pubs. There were a number of fans but friends to or associates that sold him out. He was just hanging out at those times being normal. There just trying to make him look bad now.

Anonymous said...

Tess --Thanks for the fur baby info :)

I will still call my dog my furbaby, and Patty will still be Bert's furbaby :)

crazy said...

Kelly~ killing trees...LOL!

Smitten re: " Just including her in the discussion, you know. PLEASE forgive me ..."

Are you just throwing me a bone?! I know, i know, it's spring and you're in heat ;)

Hey Everybody!!! Let's start referring to the 2 lovebirds as "TomSmit". Whose with me ;)

Smitten - you know i luv ya girl!
Tom - crap, more sarcasm. Sorry honey!

crazy said...

Hi Tenneil! I'm at where it's at! Hope your daughter is better.

Kelly~ so you "picked up" Rob, and he is in your car, waiting for you to finish the work you do in cars? Doesn't sound too good. LOL! (winks) This is just how I am. sorry!

phosphorus said...

@ Shani: Guess, I missed some of those, then, because I try to ignore it. Were those pics taken recently or were they older ones?

What I had in mind was people from his past like classmates and sweethearts, who could tell stories about him and his family. There's always someone who could tell something embarrassing or not so nice (it's the same with us, isn't it? Luckily, we aren't famous). I just hope they keep their mouths shut.

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Hello Tom~

So what sort of law do you practice? During grad school I worked at a law firm which did mostly estate, real estate and corporate law (in a college town).

Hello Phosphorus! I agree that they'll be digging up people from Rob's past at some point.

This article contained some pretty good spin...the author knows how to put together some fairly convincing crap...though that is all it is...crap! Remember those losers who were circulating garbage that our president was a terrorist based on his middle name!

I'm sure in a year's time, the rags will be on to some other new hottie!

Anonymous said...

if Rob's gay, i don't care. He is
a really good actor, by the way i
still think he is sexy.

 
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