Memoirs of Rob


You know how I told you I first thought Rob was writing his Memoirs when I got the alert for his "alleged" new movie Memoirs? Well I was not the only one. 4tnz! actually went ahead and wrote his memoirs:))

May 20, 1986: I was born. With a full head of hair. The doctor slapped me because he was jealous of how handsome I was already. (Gozde: Blame the headache I missed this! Thanks Ash! THAT really isn't his birthday :) It's May 13th! Maybe that's why he had a full head of hair? We all know how fast "Mr. Grizlly's" hair grows :)

August 8, 1998
: My sisters dressed me up like a girl again. And people hit on me more than they did my sisters.

June 2005: Went to the Harry Potter premiere. People rooting for me to beat Harry in the TriWizard tournament. Not the way it was supposed to happen. (Gozde: I am finally reading HP Goblet of Fire right now because of Rob's involvement and every time the book mentions Cedric I let out a squeee! Not sure if I can finish it knowing what's coming! Maybe my copy has Cedric winning the tournament? I hope so :)

February 2008: Ate my first Hot Pocket. OME.

November 2008
: And my life will never be the same again... hello, ladies? (Gozde: Hello Lover!)

source: 4tnz!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG this is hilarious. I too have a hard time seeing/reading what happens to beautiful angelic Cedric.

Anonymous said...

what's that gif. from? I love it!

Ash7586 said...

That's not his birthday!

Anonymous said...

I loved the first entry especially! "I was born. With a full head of hair. The doctor slapped me because he was jealous of how handsome I was already." LOL!!

Unknown said...

Hi ladies~!!

Hahah I love this!

Although Ash is right - RPattz birthday is May 13th.. :S

Gozde said...

I blame the headache for missing the birthday :)

WinWin said...

LMAO. I'm trying to finish up and head home and you guys keep drawing me back. This is hilarious.

Godze, feel better. Thanks for the laugh.

Ms. Bonderson said...

The gif is from the HP behind the scenes stuff...

babbles said...

Ate my first Hot Pocket. OME.
LMAO! OME! Bwahahahahah

TwiHartRK said...

May 20th is my Birthday tho. Everyday on Rosessed feels like my Birthday thanks to your Rob news Goz! Will someone please slap me out of my drooling, trance-like state from staring at that banner and the smokin' pics.?

bimbambom said...

They should write smth about microwave fascination :)

Kate said...

Aah hope the headache is better soon Goz!

Is May 20th your birthday ALi??? Mine is May 28th LOL We're both gemini's !

crazy said...

I love that gif. He has such an easy smile. (sighs dreamily)


And that was funny!

Anonymous said...

This is funny. They should have added in when he met Tom Stu,Bobby, Sam and Marcus. Told about the day he started his obsession over that girl. The day he started HTB,LA,BMHB,HPGOP,AND Twi... and so on. There is a lot of funny in this boy's life.

lovindashow said...

So cute.

Hope you get some good sleep, Goz. {hug}

MiCh said...

I like this version better:
February 2008: Ate my first Hot Pocket. NOM NOM NOM :P

 
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