Look at little Robbie (don't look at the above picture, you perv! I'm talking about the picture of young Rob below) :) I think they are talking about which schools he attended and the pubs he visits? I know zero Portuguese :)
Oh look, there's a map! Is this "stalker's guide to Rob in London"? Maybe that's why he looked so shocked/pissed in the cover. Himmm...
Thanks to Sunshine and Robert Pattinson Portugal for sharing their scans :)
Alunitza translated it for us:
Nobody but him can show you one of the most exciting towns in the world. London is very special and through his hands you can find out some of the places that are part of his life. This London boy lives in the beautiful neighborhood of Barnes, in the south-east of the capital. There is where he grew up, attended a wonderful school, the Harrodian School, with a pool and everything. (Alinutza: WTF???). What he likes most was the Dramatic Arts, that's why he started making his first steps into the theater company in his neighborhood. The Barnes&Noble (Gozde: LMAO! Really? I thought it was Barnes Theatre Company :))theater, to which he has a lot to thank. Robert was a true artist and, loyal to his instinct, he loved the cultural part. In his free time he used to take a walk in the London Soho, a place full of pubs, where he was seen more than once playing the guitar with his band, Bad Girls. "I would never move from this city, I adore London." he said. And we adore you, Rob. :-)
Gozde: I think the "CRAP!!!" and the "we adore you Rob:)" parts were added by Alina :)
The second one: This is the street of Barnes where he lives, despite the fact that he spends more time in LA, where the big stars are. But he would never give up his native London.
The third one: Barnes, the neighborhood of Rob, is a spectacular place. It's placed near a wonderful lake. We would adore to see it. Viewed from above, it looks like a postal stamp, don't you think?