Miu Miu Boy: Robert Pattinson

Today is the day that keeps giving :)) The zygote strikes with a vengeance! I gotta say I am impressed he was in a Miu Miu ad at that age!

From Just Jared:

The 22-year-old British actor cozies up to model Lucy Flower in Miu Miu swimming shorts in one of his first modeling gigs ever from 2001, thanks to Star mag via Popstar!

Lucy tells Star, “Robert was such a shy, reserved little boy back then, I never would have thought he had that kind of super stardom ahead of him!”

45 comments:

MissMonika said...

OMG, time to wash my eyes out again. *scrub scrub scrub* UGHHH, I need my GQ. (X_X)

jetbaby_2000 said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH my eyes my eyes!!! Zygote Rob strikes again. *and how friggin' pale is that chick with him?!?!*

ninirific said...

oh my lordy lord

Ash7586 said...

Why God Why!

anna said...

Ah, I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. Oh. My. Gosh.

lyla said...

OH. MY. GOD. It's the attack of ZYGOTE ROB!

I feel so dirtyyyyy seeing these... I'm off to bleach my eyes (and brain)!

Rosie:) said...

MAJOR turn off!
eugh.

Chicago girl now in LA said...

Geesh, how many of these hideous pics did this nutty photog take?! I'm dying here...pics one and two. Oye!!

margot said...

oh nooooo...
NOT AGAIN !
not today, not any other time, plzzz...
How will I be able to look at my zygota-students tomorrow without the kneesocks-scarf-tummy-pout impression DOM in my mind ...

Annemarie said...

Rob must LOVE that these pics just keep reappearing! I feel bad... but I can't NOT laugh when I peek at these!

m said...

UGH! Rob, I still love you, but I can't stop giggling. :X

Why, Rob? WHY???

Lilly said...

I'm not shocked anymore - only at how albino the girl is! Gah!

The second picture hardly looks like Robbie's face. Weird.

Why, Mrs. Pattinson, why?

Suz said...

These pics have to keep turning up.. we have to have some "down" time from the Horn.

And we have to have down time to wash knickers..!

Bootstrap Intern said...

*laughing* Zygote Rob is the gift that keeps on giving...

Melanie said...

Zygote Rob has struck again--must go take my contacts out so that the screen will be blurry! :)

Lilly said...

Now we know he's been able to pull that sexy side-glance since as young as 14!

Melissa said...

omyfuckingawd!!!

My eyes!!! They need to be cleansed!!! GAH!!!!!

Attack of Zygote Rob....LMAO

That 2nd pic...is just...IDK, I have no words...Holy Shit!

LOL

LaPush Baby said...

Who posed these pics? Could they be any less flattering for either of them? OMG. My eyes, they cannot unsee what has been seen!

rpattzdude said...

OMG pls stop showing those pics pls!

crazy said...

I'm am covering him from the neck down with my hand (covers Rob from the neck down with my hand). hee hee.
I just want to see his face; he was stringingly handsome at that age even!

So this is what we get for asking for more pics of Rob.

Suz~ LOL again! "down time"

Hi to all the gals!!!

crazy said...

Jeez! I meant "strikingly". I can't see the computer screen because my hand is over it. LOL!

Yvonne said...

ok, at least that first picture is kind of ok....better than the last one. You can see a little glimmer of his future self, still cute eyes,nice smile ;)

Tiffany said...

Ahahhahaha I love that you call these pictures the Zygote Rob... So funny... He looks like he is twelve which makes me feel old because I was 19 when these pictures were taken...

lovindashow said...

OH GOD!!!!!

Someone needs to burn the negatives.

Shani said...

Hey, those shy and reserved little boys don't all ways stay that way. That have to grow up and become the Sex Gods that we all love and adore. Didn't Lucy realize that.....Ha Ha!!!

Shani said...

Lilly- "Why Mrs.Pattinson why"... you are cracking me up.

Everybody is to funny with their comments. I'm about to pee in my pants. My stomach is hurting so bad from laughing so hard at y'all....I can't stand it. Oh JESUS!!! LOL

Divinesally said...

http://www.spunk-ransom.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=152

this one is a little better...too young still though. lol

TwilightB. said...

Oh godd these are just so WRONG! =D =D

But how could he have known back than that he was going to be a BIG WORLD WIDE star? He just wanted to have fun and do something wild, I guess. If he knew what he was going to be today, he wouldn't have done this photo shoot! =D

Sophia said...

No, no, no, not those again... The first one is new here, I never saw it. It is funny... and strange...

Quick, where is my GQ?

Anonymous said...

How were these pictures ever legal? Wasn't he a teenager then? child pornography.

AJ said...

Gahhhhhhhh!

*rocks self in corner*

margot said...

you made me make an appontment with a shrink

Dani said...

HELL TO THE FUCK TO THE YEAH!

Could this day get any better...ummmmmmm NO. Zygote Rob...my very favorite Rob of all has graced my eyes with his beautimous and ever pedorific presence.

I LOVE IT!

Divinesally said...

LMAO Dani!

I rather like the one where he is behind her, holding her arm. His shy expression and the little chub chub from his tummy is so cute!! In an adorable way, not like the I wanna rip those boxers off of you and take you NOW sorta way tho. I mean, there's no bulge...had his testes descended at that point???

...Not like the way I look at a picture of this man now! I really wonder what he's got going on downstairs...

love said...

i lol every time i see these. its okay he was just a boy at the time. and dang look at powder next to him...

Divinesally said...

Powder! ha, or Casper! She could totally be a vamp. They wouldn't have to put a drop of makeup on her! Is that her skin tone naturally???! jeezus cryst! Put that bitch under a sun lap, STAT!

crazy said...

LOL AJ!!! "rocks self in corner" OMG!

Anonymous said...

Dude! After all this time I thought that was a mannequin next to Zygote Rob LMAO!!

I suppose it slightly makes up for the photos...

*stares at them again*

Nah....wtf were they thinking!

*lies down on the floor in a fetal position sucking thumb*

Tea said...

Oh godddd! They're never going to go away..aren't hey? Hahah there's even a crotch shot...that is so wrong, wroooong.

Tess said...

You know... I can look at these and it doesn't even affect me anymore... is this normal?

Maybe I'm experiencing.....PTZD: Post Traumatic Zygote Disorder

Lilly said...

LOL, Tess. Me either. He just looks like a kid who's been posed awkwardly.

Anonymous said...

every time i saw any of these pictures i was honsetly under the impression he posing with a mannequin...

Harahel said...
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Harahel said...

I love his face on the first pic.

As Lilly said: "Now we know he's been able to pull that sexy side-glance since as young as 14!"

LittleMo said...

YEEAAAHHH!!! THAT is NOT right. Eeewww :P Sorry Rob hunny. This pic really does you no justice.

 
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