Robert Pattinson : Playing Matchmaker

The 2 bimbos are playing matchmaker to Rob. If you can get over the sorority girl accents watch it.They like gave me a headache and stuff :))



Thanks to Jen from The Twilight Times for the link :)

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Shani said...

Faith- Yes there are two out of the blue comments on Eonline. One at 1,2,3. Tequila from October saying and I quote"He smells wonderfully,I know in an intimate way,he's a normal guy, no hype, no drama.

Quote#2 From response of GQ interview "We did things that would fill 4 pages. He's a gentleman so he wouldn't say anything".

That sounds like very satisfied customers.

Kat said...

Jules... McV.... mwuuuuuuuuuuuuah

Crazy, Suz... evening.

Yvonne said...

this is turning into quite a little party <3

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Trouser snake??? Good God you all just went right for the best
part.

Kelly said...

(Sending the fire department for Crazy.... wait.. false alarm..she's all good.. she likes her parts on FIRE!)

crazy said...

SUZ LMAO!!!! ice pubes!!!! you got it.
oh i'm stuck again.

Jewels64 said...

Hi Kat! {{{hugs to you baby!}}

How's your daughter's room coming along?

crazy said...

Hi Jules! McV! everybody i miissed!!

thirtysomething said...

c: stop, drop and roll...wait, now you're in the water?

Yvonne said...

Shani...quotes, about Rob? How the hell did I miss that?!!! Details, please!?

Little Momma said...

Thank you Shani for clearing that up for me

I dont doubt they were satisfied...I would NOT have any complaints myself...

So I dont know any of the peeps that just came in....

Hi all...

Suz said...

why fuck around FSB?

crazy said...

TS - catch them up - u r good at that~

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Shani - I called bullshit on those posts about Rob weeks ago. They're full of shit. I don't doubt, however, that any of Rob's "customers" haven't been satisfied...

Kelly said...

So she's in water.. Stop drop and Roll girl.. in the water's fine!!

Jewels64 said...

Serioulsy...I don't get what everyone is talking about...

Fires and ice pubes? WTF?

Kat said...

Jules.... it's almost there, I'm so excited (it's quite silly how excited). I'll be FB-ing pictures by the end of the weekend :-)

Yvonne said...

OK shani, nevermind. I got all freaky flustered. I am reading the details you have already provided for us. I'm an idiot.

Suz said...

I think once you've had Rob.. you ain't ever satisfied... for long.

; )

22 year olds luckily can comply with that need!

wooo hoooooooooooo!

just sayin'

crazy said...

hey Kat!!

Shani said...

Faith- I don't know how old
Jackson is but old enough. 20ish...

thirtysomething said...

c: i am completely incapable of catching anyone up...i'm fucking lost myself

Little Momma said...

Well he is probably not doing anything interseting then....

Yvonne said...

Just the THOUGHT of Rob and sex. Gaaahd, got me all worked up.

Shani said...

Whats up Jewels !!!!

crazy said...

Kelly - Suz reminded me of the ice pubes. so i'm good. for now.
until i combust again!!

Kelly said...

Don't worry about catching up everyone.. just hang on and enjoy the ride!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

I think Jackson is 24 which is plenty old enough...

DirtyD said...

Hi girls! My ears were burning. I heard the call.

Jewels64 said...

Kat, did you hear about GG? It's so freaking cool...wanna go check it out?

Shani said...

Mcvampy- Hey Girl!!!

crazy said...

TS~ in the water. trying to cum.....up for air. oh Lord.

Jewels64 said...

Dana! Hey Girl!

I've missed you! Strawberry Marg time?

Suz said...

Hy dana, Hiya Kat!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Should we go for 1,000 comments tonight ladies?

Kat said...

Dana my sweet... how are ya?

Crazy... hi back at ya.

Little Momma said...

oh FSB ....you missed the multiple choice quiz on the other page...

Wow it got crazy in here...

Suz said...

let's FSB!

thirtysomething said...

c: you just like being wet... i don't blame you

Yvonne said...

we've already broken last nights record.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Faith - What was the quiz about?

DirtyD said...

Jules- I wish. My head feels like it's gonna explode. Allergies are a bitch for me right now.

Maybe tomorrow.

Taylor said...

Suz-I thought we had an agreement? You said you would stop with the silk scarves! Please. Fix it. Now.

I do see you did a much better job at photoshopping that eyeballing woman out of your avatar. Job well done.

Yvonne said...

Hope we don't crash the site :(

Little Momma said...

Shani repost your quiz about Jackson...

Kelly said...

Did someone say wet??

thirtysomething said...

fsb: woah...ambitious are you?

Little Momma said...

Suz.....is there something you arent telling us????

Kat said...

Jules... explain, I'm lost (easy I know, but I'm a little tipsy)...

Suz said...

Taylor.. I love a man (oops) I mean pre-pubescent boy who notices..

well done..

when your balls drop, I might.. MIGHT do ya.

xxx

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

30 - I'm just an ambitious person. I'd like the change to turn some of that ambition Rob's way...

Anonymous said...

wtf??? NO NO NO...i just wasted 7 minutes of my life watching these 2 dumbasses who have no clue what rob is interested in!!! ahhhhhhhh!!! i coulda been checkin out pics!

Jewels64 said...

I'm feeling the need for some proper crassness!

Damn, it's the weekend and I wanna start it out right....

Kelly said...

Isn't it bedtime for twaaaaats???

Yvonne said...

kelly, LMAO. You caught the important word!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Suz - "When your balls drop..." LMAO

crazy said...

Jewels
basically our privates are on fire, Suz sent over ice pubes to cool things off. I find it works only temporarily, so i jumped in the water. Now trying to cum up for air. Just speakinf for myself. IDK what the other are doing. I'm o n Rob_crack.

Melissa said...

Hi Dana, Kat and Jules! I heard the call so here I am!

Little Momma said...

Thank you kelly!

I so thought they got the hint the first time....

DirtyD said...

Hey Mel.

Shani said...

Yvonne- Go to Eonline and look back at the post for Rob. 1,2,3, Tequila from Ted C "Awful Truth" back in October. A girl commented there and it had nothing to do with Rob's drinking. Then when Eonline talked about the GQ interview another girl out of the blue speaking up.

Jewels64 said...

Kat...fuggedahbowdit....

It's all Kewl now... RobKat powers are activating as we speak....

Suz said...

what do you mean faith?

Yvonne said...

twaaats :))) that friggen cracks me up every time.

Kat said...

Jules... ahhhhhh. Duh to me, round one to Jules :-)

MELISSSSSSSSA... my lurve....

Little Momma said...

crazy...you knwo my DH left like 2 hours ago to go pick up that 4th book...and I think he finally got the hint....he hasnt come back yet!

crazy said...

TS~ you're in the same club, i dare say~ the some like it wet club. Hell is on the other line, and getting pissed cause of the elevator music.

Yvonne said...

shani, thank u so much. not sure I even want to read about it. I'm a little miffed.

Jewels64 said...

Crazy...put Rob down and just step away for a moment....

You gotta take it slow... Too much Robtesterone can blow your mind..

Rob Crack is best done in small doses....

I have to go to rehab for that shit... But I keep slipping....

Yvonne said...

I mean, WTF.

Little Momma said...

You can Taylor and silk scarves....mmmmhhhmmmm.....dont let Rob catch ya...J/K!

Melissa said...

Kaaaaaaaaat...my lurve...how the heck are ya?

damn, your avatar makes me want a cig...

crazy said...

Hi Francis!!! LOL!

Suz said...

true dat Jewels!

thirtysomething said...

c: i'm in the club...but you're the founder, right?

Yvonne said...

Robcrack. Oh man, you are killing me.

Jewels64 said...

FUCKETY FUCK!!!

MELISSA!!!!

Oh the Gods are good to me... I asked for proper crassness and he sends me Brat Gurl!

Hiya BABY!!!

Muuuuahhhh!

Kat said...

Melissa.... and yours makes me wanna light up!

Who wants a creme egg, I have plenty. The REAL ones too, fresh of the boat from the Motherland.... not those "look-a-like" American versions...

Yvonne said...

Francis? where's Francis? Did I forget to say hi to Francis?

Suz said...

oh I always have a lil something silky handy for tying up loose ends...

Little boys just wouldn't understand...

Kat said...

The whole "how do you eat yours" catch phrase means so many different things when the creme egg AND Rob are involved....

Melissa said...

Oh, hellz to da yeah, JNasty...

Brat Gurl in the hiz-owse....LOL

I am feeling extra bitchy tonight too...so I will bringing down a rainstorm of crassness....LOL

HOW ARE YOU???? XOXO

crazy said...

Jewels - it's like a drug to me.

Jewels64 said...

YUMMY! I want one Kat!

British creme eggs are the best.

British cream is the best....

Rob's cream....Whoops! There I go again....

Yvonne said...

what's a creme egg from the mother land? sounds like something I need to know about!

Suz said...

kat??

Real??

Cadbury? Creame? Eggs? from the UK

slobber

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Do you know how easy it is to post a comment claiming you've slept with Rob?

"Hey, ladies. I just wanted you to know that Rob smells wonderful and I should know because I met him at a bar in Vancouver a few weeks ago. I don't want to give too much detail, but let's just say I got to know him intimately and he is a total gentleman so I don't want to say more than that."

I bet if I posted that in every comment section I could find, I could cause mass hysteria on the net with Robfans.

If these ladies were for real, they would've posted their info everywhere they could think of to brag, not just on Casablanca's site. I don't like posts like this because if they're true, Rob just had sex with attention mongers who don't give a shit about him. If they're not true, the commenters are just liars.

That's just me ranting.

Jewels64 said...

Tra la la Mel!!!!

LET's PLAY!!!

Melissa said...

Kat~I am so dense...when you say creme egg...are you talking about candy or what?? LOL

crazy said...

Taylor = Francis IMO

Shani said...

Faith and Everybody-

What do you think Jackson is doing?

a. Gelling his fakehawk
b. waxing his axe
c. slurping Ash
d. eating (boring)or...
e. singing

Kat said...

Suz, you better believe it. I don't mess with the antsy pantsy version over here. Family posts me the REAL stuff.

And Jules.... nice word association... I'm impressed.

DirtyD said...

Ewww...creme eggs....sorry Kat

Little Momma said...

FSB - I agree!

Im headed to Rob on the Daily 10...I hate to scroll...

Yvonne said...

FSB....thank you, you just made me feel a lot better. I was truly having a breakdown.

Kelly said...

I think D.. Boring!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Ummm...b and/or c with the Jackson quiz...

Suz said...

us too Kat... we never eat american chocolate..

It's just not done in our house.

Kat said...

Mel... yes the chocolate egg with a creamy filling. It's a true Brit delight, but they masacred it when they Americanized it... fucking fuckers.

Taylor said...

Just so everyone knows, my BALLS have dropped. I am all man now. Rob is shaking in his boots.

Suz, please, don't insult ANYONE while wearing your joke of a headband. Mkay? Thanks.

Yvonne said...

FAITH...are you still with us girl?

crazy said...

Good Point FSB!!!!!!

TS~ but you are the CFO. Chief Fuckery Officer. no?

Jewels64 said...

Well...uh...it's just that I've had cream on my mind a lot lately....

Well, not exactly my mind...but DAYUM!

Yeah...it's all good....

Kat said...

Dana, if I bit it in half and placed the other half on Rob's peen for your consumption, you would not speak that way...

Melissa said...

Kat~are they the same brand? Cadbury?? Cos those things are amazing!!

Kat said...

Jules... I hear you should be VERY HAPPY about that :-)

Yvonne said...

let me hear you all say it with me.... TWAAAAT

n'night Francis.

Suz said...

thanks taylor.. now I am going to fucking hang myself with this shiteous scarf...

HAPPY NOW?

Mother fucker!

Ellie said...

Hey, my girlies!!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Kat - Rob's...peen?? Jesus!

Kelly said...

Nite nite time for the TWAAATS!!

crazy said...

Taylor is able to speak even though he has somebody's dick in his mouth. wow - skillz!!!

Melissa said...

creme eggs on Rob's peen? Yes please.

thirtysomething said...

c: lmao @ cfo...

DirtyD said...

Kat- so true, so true. I think I would eat anything off the tip of said cock.

Hi Ellie.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Hey, Ellie. I think we're going for 1,000 comments tonight!!

Little Momma said...

omg it was about adeline...the new post

Ellie said...

I heard the Robkat Activation signal and I came running!

thirtysomething said...

hi ellie

Yvonne said...

faith, did you leave us without saying goodbye?

Kelly said...

Crazy.. ROTFLMFAO!!

Melissa said...

Hi Ellie, my sweet!!!!

Suz said...

Hi Ellie May! xx

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Melissa - creme eggs on Rob's peen??? I don't even know what to do with that image....

crazy said...

Hi ellie!

this a crazy pace girls!!! I like it slow!!!!!

Ellie said...

What's the topic of discussion tonight???

Jewels64 said...

Yeah Kat...

I've been committing spermicide this week!

I'm a spermicidal maniac!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hi Ellie Bean! **WAVES**

Jewels64 said...
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Suz said...

crazy..

thanks man.. you got my back

I love you man!

xxx

Yvonne said...

adeline. hmph.

Little Momma said...

no im here...i went to check out the new post...its about that girl/singer adeline....and her blog about how rob "helped" her...gag!

crazy said...

TWAAAAAT 'night Francis!! ;)

Kat said...

Ellie my bubble gum princess....

Kelly said...

I'm lost again ( reaches out hands in the dark...) Rob.. is that you?? Why yes yes it is...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Topics: Taylor's balls dropping, creme eggs on Rob's peen, anything on Rob's peen, Jackson waxing his axe...what else?

Ellie said...

Kat! Mel! Jules! Suz! Crazy KK! TS!
Faith! McV??

Laura said...

*takes a deep breath and jumps on in*

HEY GUYS!!!

Pass me some Rob creme!!

Ellie said...

Oh, and DANA!!!

Kat said...

Ellie... topic....





Rob's COCK....




.... and what we might eat off of it... creme egg anyone?

crazy said...

Suz - oh but me luv u long time

(right TS?)

Suz said...

if Cadbury started making RObBury Creame Eggs...

Life would be saaaweet!

Laura said...

Whoops, wrong account.

Little Momma said...

yes......

Ellie said...

Hi, Laura!


Kat, bubblegum?

Melissa said...

Did someone say...






















COCK?

Kat said...

Laura.... my vaporub cotton socked one....

Melissa said...

HI LAURA!!!!

DirtyD said...

LAURA!!!

Ellie said...

Oops, wrong account for me, too!

Jewels64 said...

Suz...if there were Chocolate Rob anything...

The best of both worlds...a girl can dream can't she...

Let's start a business!!!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ahaha...Fuck me dirty girls. I'm here. WooHoo...Let's party.

Kat said...

Suz.... too true.


Ellie... just run with it, bubblegum, sweet - you're sweet but you make big bubbles. I dunno.... something....

Kat said...

DB IN DA HOUSE....

crazy said...

Faith is back! there's talk of cream. Rob-style. yum. very yum.

Ellie said...

Mel, I believe I'll see your



COCK (haha)


and raise you a




PEEN!




(TWITCH)

Suz said...

Yea Jules... Saweet and Savory!

Hi DB! xxx

Laura said...

Hello my lovely Robkats :)

Seriously, though, who's gonna share the fucking Rob creme???!!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Hot damn! Everybody's here...almost...where's Twiheart and Tenneil?????

thirtysomething said...

c: oh yeah... me love you looong time

Jewels64 said...

Laura Love! How are you my dahling?

Feeling any better I hope!!!!?????

Melissa said...

HI DB!!!

Ellie said...

LMAO, Kat!


Hi, DB!!xoxoxoxxo

Kimberlesk said...

I can fully verify that Taylor's balls have indeed dropped -- in my mouth bitches!! He's my bonerfide fuck buddy!!

Yo Suz!

And a very fond hello to my Robkats!!

Let's start this party!!

Shani said...

FSB- No the first comment was back in October and Ted was being mean and hating on Rob. Calling him out as a drunk. I'm telling you that shit was random but no one called that girl out about what she said. I remember that's when he was going out to those clubs. TMZ even got him with some girls. The second comment was not on Ted's but posted with the other celebrity stuff. I mean that is them bragging.

Laura said...

Jules--much better! I am ready for some Naughty Room action! Ellie, keys please!

Little Momma said...

crazy, kelly, yvonne, suz, shani, I am sooooo lost now....

DirtyD said...

Hi DB :)

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hello to all my luscious RK's. Excuse me if I can't type tonight.

Melissa said...

Ellie...



I'll see your





PEEN



and raise you a





9 INCHER...

Laura said...

DB! Hey girl!

Suz said...

I miss Ten and Twi too!

(pout)

they on a beer run?

Jewels64 said...

D to the fucking B!!!!

Hot Damn Bitch!!!!

I have missed the fuck out of you!

Damn straight!...Let's Party!!!

DirtyD said...

Kim, you made it!!!

Laura said...

Mel---I'll raise the 9 incher. Just get me a plane ticket to Vancouver :)

Kat said...

Ellie... is see you PEEN and raise you a pair of....


























ICE BALLS?

Kimberlesk said...

DB, you're still in my shithouse!!
I'm gonna need you to make a special avatar for me sometime!

Melissa said...

KIM!!! How the heck are ya???

Kelly said...

Faith.. I've been lost for a while.. but I'm new here... HELP!!

Laura said...

Hey Kim!! :)

TheDogsBollocks said...

Fuck...Lemme see if I can find Twihot.

Jewels64 said...

Mel...

I'll see your raise and throw in long tapered fingers AND SEX HAIR....

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

I'm not gonna raise anyone anything...I check on the cock, peen and 9-incher.

Little Momma said...

kelly...Im jumping out...maybe to the new post...

Yvonne said...

hey kimber...

Faith, hang in there....

I am LOST too

Kat said...

Laura... with the creme egg too?

Melissa said...

Laura~How about 2 tickets to Vancouver? We could work out a visiting arrangment...LMAO

crazy said...

I'm not lost Faith, just a little knackered from the multiple Robgasms. You too??
Hey - ladies that have been climaxing since dinnertime here...how y'all doin???

Suz said...

never neglect the balls!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Kim...you have my deepest appoligies and a little extra whipping from me. I am so sorry I can't even express it correctly. I will make you whatever you want my love.

DirtyD said...

Jules- how many fingers are we talking about here?

Yvonne said...

Faith, where r u going...I'll come too.

Jewels64 said...

Kim...

How the hell is my favorite soon to be ex-wife?

Wanna get together for some hot angry ex-sex?

Kelly said...

There's a new post... I'll meet you there

Kat said...

KIM.... I fucking love you... took your time though...

crazy said...

Ten and TWI - where the hell are ya. ?

Melissa said...

JULES! You had to throw in the fingers and the SEX HAIR!!!

Damn, you play DIRTY! LOL

Kimberlesk said...

I'll raise that 9-incher and throw in some urethral openings and gelatinous body ....

Little Momma said...

Wow...

Crazy...Im really lightheaded....i dont htink I have ever been on this site for this long...its doing weird things to me...

Kat said...

Wait, KIM's single again? Me likey...

Laura said...

Kat--the creme egg will cum after I raise that 9 incher :)

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