Rob on the Daily 10


Rob on the "Daily Ten"
by officialspunkransom

98 comments:

Jewels64 said...

Rob...you are a braver man than I Gunga Din! Effing Joe Jonas...how'd you get his purity ring off of him...

Sorry! Stupid question...I just looked at your GQ spread again. Thats how you got that ring off...You're EFFING HOT!!!

Tenneil said...

Jules you put Rob and spread in the same sentence...thank you!!

BTW loved you story...how can I get a ticket???

TwiHartRK said...

Hey ladies - thanks for the tip Jules. Oh that Rob spread all kinds of hot.

Tenneil said...

Alie~ thats not all he can spread...

Jewels64 said...

Rob is the thigh master in more ways than one!!!

Thanks Tenneil...I love writing that shit....

Anonymous said...

He's so HOT that I tried to find my grandmother's Depends so i could function today. :P

TwiHartRK said...

T - you have a dirty little mind. I would be shocked if I wasn't thinking the same thing. LOL. I can't believe peeps are taking those Rob comments seriously. Seriously? He said he can't filter. T - he suffers the same affliction as the Robkats!

Anonymous said...

TMI? ;)

luckygyrl said...

Hahaha I loved that quote "I fucked Joe Jonas". Another reason to love Rob.

Thats right. Im crashing this party!!!!

Tenneil said...

Jules...thigh master...LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL! Thigh master? LOL!

luckygyrl said...

He can master my thighs anytime!!

Tenneil said...

Rob only suffers from being seriouly fucking hot!!!

thirtysomething said...

His manager is probably crying in corner somewhere over the JJ remark. I thought is was f'ckin brilliant and hilarious! Purity ring?...nope.

TwiHartRK said...

Hey lucky - the more the merrier. More Rob loving to spread. Yes, I said spread. Thigh Master - LOL. I wish I could burn calories having sex dreams cuz lately I would be ultra-fit. Especially after today. Can't wait to take some codeine cough syrup and sleep!

Anonymous said...

But seriously ladies.I need a 6'1" poster of the pic of him standing with those sexy jeans and the boots. Better yet, a 6'1" long pillow of same. He can wear his boots in my bed, no problem.

luckygyrl said...

I can already see the stories following that article. Someone is gonna ask that Jonas guy what his thoughts are on getting fucked by Rob. I hope he says something witty.

Tenneil said...

Alie forget nyquil induce Alie...its the new and inproved codeine induced.... I think I like her.. shes all kinds of dirty!!

TwiHartRK said...

Rob can make snake skin boots and white jeans look hot. I mean who can do that? He fucked JJ and stole his lame jeans. They look so much better on Rob.

luckygyrl said...

Oh, today was a great day. I, along with many others, got nothing accomplished at work, thanks to Mr Pattinson. Just keep staring at my phone (where the cig pix is) and jumping on this site.

thirtysomething said...

Lucky: if they day ever comes when they ask Joe if he was fucked by Rob...I am seriously going to die dead.

Jewels64 said...

Y'all bear with me...I'm sending dirty text messages to someone on my phone and trying to blog at the same time...

I'm a multi-tasker...Rob is so demanding!

Tenneil said...

I think I want to see valium induce Rob!!! I think me likey!!

TwiHartRK said...

I wouldn't count on JJ have a snappy/witty come back. Not in the same league. How about "Yeah and the fucker stole my white jeans" LOL

Tenneil said...

Jules ....sexy texting and dirty blogging..are we helping at all with the dirty part.... You are way more talented than I thought!!

Jewels64 said...

Those white jeans are a bitch to get protein stains out of...that's why there are two laundry baskets...LOL!!!!

Tenneil said...

I'd like to see those white jeans on the floor...next to the bed....

TwiHartRK said...

Jules can multi-task. Tell Rob "Hi, i loaf ewe"

luckygyrl said...

TS- Oh, what a great day that shall be. I dont know if he will be funny about it. He'll probably just make a nasty looking face and try to be all "Disney" about it.

Good job Jewels. Tell Rob I miss him.

thirtysomething said...

Oooh i want someone to send me dirty text messages... can I give you my number? Plus everytime I get a text I get to hear Never Think.

Tenneil said...

Protein stains....LOL

Anonymous said...

Do you think JJ knows what Fuck means?

Tenneil said...

TS i want to know that trick... Never think with every text....i need that..

thirtysomething said...

I have a feeling Camilla is schooling Joe on what fuck means.

Tenneil said...

Crazy if not ...Iam not explaining it to him....

luckygyrl said...

Ohhhh, thats an excellent point Crazy. I will take it upon myself to write to JJ and make a chart for him or something.

TwiHartRK said...

Apparently Rob has shown him. I think the hilarious part is what all the little fangurls will think of Robward defiling thier fav. Disney bitch. Oh it's bound to happen some day. Snark much? I blame it on the codeine.

thirtysomething said...

Tenneil: yes, i am the master. and SUPER funny... Rob's picture pops up when my hubby calls me. He has no idea.

Tenneil said...

I hate to leave but I must..no sleep is catching up with me..
Ladies...save some Rob for me!!!

Nite ya'll

thanks for the good time...

Anonymous said...

hold on! Maybe that's what Rob means by saying Camilla is a "saint"? If her BF wears a purity ring......so does SHE know what Fuck means?

MiCh said...

Hey babes! How are you tonight?

TwiHartRK said...

That's funny 30!! Rob's face pops up all the time when I'm talking to my DH, too. Talking, among other things...

thirtysomething said...

Awww night Tenneil. It's been fun playing with you today :)

luckygyrl said...

Night Night Tenneil.

Jewels64 said...

My guy knows my obsession with Rob...He's cool with it...I don't bitch about him liking Heidi Klum...

We all have our hump lists...I just think it's pure win when I can get excited looking at Rob and then get to jump my man's bones afterwards...trust me...he ain't complaining.....

Anonymous said...

g'night tenneil - later!

thirtysomething said...

TwiHeart: Now you just need to get him to sing to you in a raspy bluesy voice while said "things" are going on.

TwiHartRK said...

Hey Mich! Night T. Crazy, I think that is what he meant.

Jewels64 said...

Michelle!!! ** Waves Frantically**

Anonymous said...

Jewels - damn right! i jumped my DH as soon as he got home today and we did it in his desk chair. HOT! Courtesy of Mr. Robert Pattinson.

TwiHartRK said...
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luckygyrl said...

You ladies behave yourselves. Time for me to read a lil A&O before bed.

Night Everyone!!! I wish you many unicorns!

Anonymous said...

Twiheart - so you agree? I imagine wants a sex life, so then forget about Camilla.

TwiHartRK said...

Night lucky - sweet Robward and TieGuy dreams.

Anonymous said...

going to bed. g'night ladies!

MiCh said...

*WAVES TO MY DARLINGS*

I'm trying to function again, the Pattinsonian Overdose of today left me completely toasted.. not that I'm complaining, our boy looks DELICIOUSLY DIVINE in his GQ feature!

TwiHartRK said...

Yes, crazy. I think you're right! Rob needs some fine ass lady to give him good love. Now where to look...

TwiHartRK said...

I know what you mean Mich. I wasn't on all day so I missed the reaction. Sounds like everyone coming down from their serious Rob buzz tonight.

Jewels64 said...

Mich...I came home with all good intentions of writing...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

One look at those damn pix, not only was I a goner, but so were the panties! Shit damn hellfire...Rob is messing with my mojo!

Anonymous said...

let's compile some suggestions? who better than us to do that? anyway, this will have to wait...time for beddy bye. G' night all!!

Jewels64 said...

Nite Crazy!

MiCh said...

Alie - I saw GQ's cover yesterday and I started to cry. Seriously. I couldn't believe how gorgeous looked our boy. Then today in the morning I saw the other pictures and almost die. Too much hotness to handle. Gahhh..

thirtysomething said...

Can someone please let me know what the g spot is? I wanna be one of the cool kids.

TwiHartRK said...

Night crazy! I'm sure we can come up with a few suggestions for our man. I'm off too lovelies. Gonna read the GQ article a few more times before sleep. Jules, I'm sure it will amp up the mojo for your writing. Once the initial shock wears off!!!

MiCh said...

And I learned a lot of things about Rob with the interview.. the most important: he fucked Joe Jonas! BWAHAHAHAAH..

Nah, my new favorite thing about Rob is that he microwaves carrots. LMAO!

thirtysomething said...

Nite crazy.

Jewels64 said...

Okay...Now guys...let's be simple about this...

It's time for me to go to bed!

Mich...I love that you loved that comment also! He was so damn funny on that damn commentary...

God...I just want to eat him up with a spoon!!!

TwiHartRK said...

Mich - I heart you. Always so adorable. How is it that microwaving carrots is sexy now?

thirtysomething said...

Nada? Okay :( Good night to all then.

Jewels64 said...

Okay...time to fade to black...I'm out...

Nite all...See ya here tomorrow!

Same Rob time...Same Rob Channel!

Muuuaahhh! Jules

TwiHartRK said...
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MiCh said...

Yeah Jules, I loved that quote.. I mean, who microwaves carrots? Just our boy. Well, once I microwaved eggs (with the shell).. believe me, you don't want to see what's happen when you do it. Seriously.

MiCh said...

Nite Jules, nite Alie! Have schmexy GQ Robbie dreams!

Good night everybody. Off to read some fanfiction. By the way.. Rob, if you read this (because now we know you read blogs and fics), my name is MiCh and when I read fanfiction, I picture you! Hope you don't mind :)

Melissa said...

"I fucked Joe Jonas"...BWAHAHAHA!!

PURE WIN.

I wonder if Joe took his purity ring and his SHITEOUS white pants off? LMAO.

thirtysomething said...

Thanks Twi. I love to talk Rob anytime, anyplace. Maybe someday I'll earn my spot on the g too ;)

MiCh said...

Hi Mel, I'm still here :) how you doing?

Tess said...

hello lovelies.. anyone still here?

Melissa said...

Hi Mich, I am doing well, and yourself?

Hello, Tess! :-)

Tess said...

He sweet Mel! can you believe this is the first time I've been on today??

I LOVE your avatar

Tess said...

oops. I meant "Hi sweet Mel"

Anonymous said...

OH, MY G. (SPOT)!

ROBSGASM!

Melissa said...

LOL, Thanks, Tess. I love this pic of Rob...very schmexy if you ask me. Yes, I do find it hard this is the first time you have been on today. Seriously, I got nothing done at work due to all these new pics. LOL

Melissa said...

*find it hard to believe...

LOL

WTH am I thinking...Oh, I know...Rob...and him being..................well, you know. LOL

Tess said...
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Tess said...

Mel- After sorting through everything this morning, I couldn't even articulate let alone form proper sentences, so I went out for a bit :)

What a Day!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rob was a busy boy today. He made EXTRA, E News and Access Hollywood. Some of the shows were using headlines like, "Robert Pattinson's drug use confession!" as if he had a secret drug problem or something. *rolls eyes* Milking it for everything it's worth.

away leo said...

hei

Anonymous said...

Good morning!
Went to bed late picturing Rob. Woke up early picturing Rob. And he's fully dressed! Unfreakininbelievable! Can't even go back to sleep!!! Hot dayum! Most freakin gorgeous man on the planet, hands down. How can 1 guy be this irresistible? In every way?! Quirkiness and insecurities included.
I'm still hot and bothered from freakin yesterday afternoon!!
Can you tell I'm freaking out?

p.s. i have a joke about sticking carrots in microwaves, but i think i'll leave that one alone ;)

Anonymous said...

I meant unfreakinbelievable. can hardly concentrate on typing. Going back to lust over the damn pictures...

Anonymous said...

Re: April GQ release. Widgetbox website (reliable??) says the issue will be available 3/24. Who knows.

rpattzdude said...

haha 2 plus 2 yeah we got it nice :D

Anonymous said...

Good morning, guys!!

Just my morning check about my favorite subject.

G.(spot), I dreamed about him again that night. Robsgasms are making me all smiles every morning. My three older brothers always ask in the morning why I an in such a good mood. Only if they knew what a fragile human being I am...

Kate said...
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Kate said...

Daily 10 is not on here for another hour (we're a day behind with it)

Those GQ quotes are popping up everywhere!

Morning everyone!

thirtysomething said...

Morning ladies! Here's a good Friday morning laugh... I went to bed late (1am) thinking about our lovely Rob. Apparently, my phone rang not too long after that with an unknown number (for which the Muse song Supermassive Blackhole plays) and so I guess I incorporated that in my mind and dreamt about Rob playing baseball. Good God I am whipped!

Maybe it was Rob calling me for phone sex...?

Kate said...

LOL Thirtysomething,great way to have a good dream!
I have Paramores "Decode" on my phone!

elaine said...

Rob Pattinson is a genius! Sooo smart. His interview was brilliant! So not Hollywood and honest. That is why we love him. I cannot believe he is so mesmerizing! I am much too old for this. He makes those clothes look amazing! I have no words for him.
There aren't any in the dictionary that give him justice! Shame on me!

Anonymous said...

Sophia-
I thought you said your three older brothers were married so how could you wake up with them? Do you all live together?

What year in high school are you?

 
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